#🥽 anon

[surftrips]

luke x daughter of aphrodite!! maybe a super cute fluff where they help luke show percy around and just their experience with percy!

-🥽 anon

stop this prompt is soo cute ! thanks for sending it in <3

"You okay?" Luke asked the newest camper in his cabin.

"Super."

"We all have them, you know." Luke clicked his tongue. "Intense, recurring nightmares. That's normal here. For the first time in your life, you're just like everyone else."

"So are you also... Do you not know who your..." the blonde boy began to ask.

"Am I unclaimed?" Luke shook his head. "No, Hermes is my father. That doesn't matter though, we're all on the same team here."

"Why is it okay they ignore some of us?"

"Spend too much time figuring out what the gods do whatever it is they do, you'll drive yourself crazy. Sooner you can stop worrying about that, the sooner you can enjoy what this place actually does offer."

"And what's that?"

Luke smiled, guiding Percy out the door to show him the rest of camp.

The two boys ran into Clarisse and the Ares kids first. Luke explained to Percy that the Ares kids were always confrontational and brutally honest, but he had nothing to worry about, as long as he was around.

"Come on, let's go figure out what you're good at."

After crossing off archery and metalworking, and dodging several near death experiences, they sat down for lunch.

"Is there a Greek god of disappointment?" Percy sighed.

"We're gonna find the thing you're good at, I know it," Luke reassured him. "We should try-"

Before he could finish his sentence, Luke's eyes lit up and a smile crossed his face, causing Percy to turn around.

A girl came over to Luke's side of the table and kissed the top of his head. "Hi, love."

Luke beamed, turning toward Percy. "Y/N, this is Percy, I'm giving him the tour. Percy, Y/N. She's in Aphrodite."

That much he could tell, Percy thought she was one of the most beautiful girls he had ever seen.

"Ah, bonjour! Comment ça va?" she asked him.

Percy looked confused, only recognizing the first part of the sentence. "Uhhh... hello?"

Y/N smiled softly, "Guess he's not in Aphrodite then. Any luck finding out your skill, Percy?"

"No, unforunately," Percy grumbled.

"Aw, don't worry. Soon enough you'll be like Luke here," she had moved to sit in his lap by now, one of his arms curled around her waist. "Did you know he's the best swordsman at camp?"

She looked at Luke proudly, Percy swore he saw hearts instead of pupils in her eyes.

"I think it's come up once or twice," Percy responded.

The Aphrodite girl smiled again, "Have you shown Percy the lake yet?" she asked Luke.

"No, not yet. Do you want to come with us?"

"You mean, do I want to show him the place where we met? Is that even a question?"

The trio finished up their food and headed back outside. Y/N led the way, her presence enough to clear a path in the group of campers idling outside. Luke and Percy followed a few feet behind her.

"So... how long have you two been...?" Percy asked shyly.

"Three years. Since we were 16," Luke responded. Though Percy had only known Luke for about a day at this point, he couldn't help but notice how Luke's entire demeanor had changed since Y/N's arrival.

"Oh, wow. That's a long time."

"I got really lucky."

"What do you mean?"

"Before I got here, I had nobody. I mean, there was Annabeth and Thalia, but they're like my sisters. Y/N was the one that showed me what love is."

"Is that what you meant earlier? About enjoying what this place has to offer?"

He smiled. "You might be surprised, Percy."

"Are you boys coming or not?" Y/N called back toward them.

"Yes, ma'am!" Luke yelled back, jogging up to where she was. They were almost at the lake by then.

"So, Percy, anyone at camp catch your eye yet?" Y/N asked, her hand wrapped around Luke's arm.

"Babe, he just got here." Luke said.

"So? I knew I liked you the second we met."

Luke blushed, caught off guard by her sincerity. That was one thing he wasn't sure he would ever get over, her ability to express her emotions so unabashedly. It was something he still struggled with from time to time, but for her, he would let down all of his walls.

"I wouldn't say I have a crush on her or anything- she kinda just scares me but she did catch my attention," Percy interrupted Luke's thoughts.

"What's her name?" Y/N asked.

"Annabeth, I think."

Y/N nodded knowingly, looking over at Luke. "Well, I guess we'll just see if anything special blooms there. Anyway, we're here!"

The sun was beginning to set over the horizon now, painting the sky in beautiful hues of purple and pink. A gentle breeze accompanied the three as they sat down by the water.

Y/N leaned against Luke's body, savoring the warmth he offered. He absent-mindedly twirled a piece of her hair.

"Three years ago, I was sitting right here, when I saw someone a few feet away from me. He was throwing rocks into the lake and disturbing my peace," Y/N began. "When I looked over to see who it was-"

"You saw the most gorgeous man you've ever laid your eyes on," Luke cut in.

"Hey!" Y/N playfulled smacked his shoulder. "I know you've heard this story one hundred times but Percy hasn't yet."

"Yeah, I haven't yet!" Percy backed her up.

The two older campers laughed. "Thank you, Percy. Now, where was I? Oh, yes, I saw this boy with curly dark hair and soft brown eyes, and I thought that's him. He's the one. This was before I was claimed by Aphrodite, but I just had a feeling, you know?"

Percy nodded, even though he wasn't sure he had experienced that feeling yet.

"But anyway, this boy looked kind of sad, so I decided to sit next to him."

"I think that's why he was throwing rocks into the water," Percy broke in.

Y/N giggled and Luke nudged her shoulder to continue.

"You're right, Percy, I had the same thought. When I sat next to him, I sensed that he was annoyed."

"Okay, love, let me finish from here." Luke softly kissed her shoulder and she buried her head in the crook of his neck.

"I wasn't annoyed-" he clarified. "At least, not at you. I had just been claimed by my father, but I was still frustrated with the whole idea of gods having children and just ignoring them. Then, this angel sat next to me and for the first time, I felt seen."

Y/N looked up at her boyfriend, her face full of nothing but admiration. No matter how many times she heard this part of the story, she still couldn't believe how she got quite so lucky.

"Percy, our parents may never redeem themselves for their wrongdoings, but I thank the gods every day they sent me Y/N." With that, Luke gently placed his hand on her cheek and leaned in to kiss her.

"Hello! As lovely as this story is, still a minor here!" Percy waved his hand in front of their faces enthusiastically, causing all three of them to burst into laughter.

[youn9racha]

hi !! saw that you were accepting asks, so i took this opportunity if you don’t mind

lately i’ve been having hard thoughts about sub!chan.. he’s such a sexy and outgoing man. seemingly confident and friendly with everyone. but i keep thinking about him being timid and shy in bed…like imagine him writhing under ur slightest touch?? whimpering when you tell him the ways in which you want to fuck him? and he’s usually left speechless until he remembers you allowed him to speak.

thank you for coming to my ted talk. sorry it’s pretty simple, hope you had a great nap!

(ps. may i be 🥽 anon?? i’ll probably drop in semi regularly! i love your works <3)

OFCCC !!!! MY ANON SLOT AND ASKS ARE ALWAYS OPEN !!!! SO WELCOME TO THE ANON FAM !!! also i appreciate that you love my works 🥺🫶 and thank you my nap was okay !!

i love how all of us are down bad for sub!chan. literally my last two chan fics were sub!chans, and even the last few chan fics i’ve read were him being the sub, lIKE WE ALL ARE DOWN BAD FR FR !!!!

but i don’t blame us, i kinda have this theory that the reason why we gravitate towards sub!chan is because obviously we all know that chan has a leader role and he always seem dominant and kinda has primal vibes. but the thought of a man like chan, who would actually submit and go down for his s/o to the point where he would call them whatever dom label (mommy/daddy/master/mistress/etc.) may hit a spot for some…

i’m some but idk if anyone agrees, and i could be overthinking and speaking out of my ass 💀 but yeh, no, sub!chan being a whiny and pleading mess is mayhaps the cutest and most adorable thought and no one can convince me otherwise.

[stranger-nightmare]

Running up that hill by Kate bush started playing and I started crying. It’s honestly crazy how emotionally damaged I am from this show.

🥽

no bc this is literally me anytime I hear any of the songs from Stranger Things now, I feel you babe

I can’t take it my heart just hurts so much

- hope

[soobnny]

hi sue!!! it’s me again :)) i just wanted to ask you about how you’re doing/feeling this week yk just a little check up 😊

as for me my story isn’t that bad i’m currently at 1.4k words under maybe two-three days! i’m also planning a smau (jungwon) but i’m not sure if i’ll have the motivation to finish it or post it 😞😞 but hopefully i will!

- 🥽

hello welcome back !! thank u for the check up oh em gee. i am ok i just finished an exam today so :) i’ll be resting for a bit later

1.4k words ??!!?? that’s so much already i am so very excited about it n a smau too :0 my only piece of advice for smaus n finishing them is just to enjoy the process n the story ure making n not feel pressured to rly finish it <3 becos it becomes less enjoyable when there’s pressure added into it :(

[scribblsworth]

I think someone should fuck bdubs's fat tits on this fine wednesday

- 🥽

Yesss someone definitely should

[zedif-y]

*hitting the button that says "steel" one billion times*

- 🥽

ask game: why do you follow me?

CRIES ONE BILLION TEARs

YOURE SO SWEET!!! WAUGH!!!!

[whowantshota]

omggg I love your writing especially the perv!jun one,, can I possibly get a perv!mingyu on too🫣🫣

pervert!kim mingyu

warnings ☆ MATURE CONTENT AHEAD, smut, inappropriate touching, pervert!mingyu, fitness trainer!mingyu, nonconsensual filming, afab reader x kim mingyu

a/n: @hanniebannie also asked for this but i accidentally deleted the request. also to make it easier to understand, the exercise reader is doing is called good mornings. i couldn't find a better way to describe it so searching it up might help

i'd actually go feral if i had a pervert!gyu

pervert!mingyu who's your fitness trainer. when you had said you wanted to start working out, your friend chan had recommended him to you.

you weren't very comfortable at first with the idea of having a male trainer, but pervert!mingyu is quick to put you at ease. always feeding you words of encouragement. but you're so cute, so don't blame him if he has some other thoughts too.

pervert!mingyu who takes you through an easy core worker for your first session. he stands over you and watches you, big hands grabbing your hips to fix your form. it's not his fault if his hands linger a little longer than supposed to, right?

pervert!mingyu who wants to tear your spandex apart and fuck you on the floor—see your soaping cunt squeezing around his cock. he's got a hard on all throughout his workout thanks to you! only fair if you help him take care of it.

pervert!mingyu who has you today for a private session. you're on leg and glutes today. he hands you a kettlebell and tells you to start with squats. pervert!mingyu standing behind you with his arms folded over his chest, unbeknownst to you he's palming himself through his pants.

"you've got to arch your back a little more," he murmurs, stepping close to you. his broad chest is pressed up against your back and you can feel his bulge press up against your ass.

pervert!mingyu who slots himself between your cheeks, firmly gripping your waist. he gives you the green to start the next exercise, eyes tracked on the way you bend at hip, ass pressing up against him even more than before. he throws his head back, groans. "yeah...just like that."

pervert!mingyu who loves the sounds you're making. doesn't matter if it's from the workout or from the way he touches you, you sound fucking delicious.

pervert!mingyu who calls the workout off early, forces you onto the mat and into a downward dog. slips you out of your spandex and pushes his fat cock inside of you. he loves the way your pussy feels, eyes rolling back as he pounds into you.

pervert!mingyu who cums faster than he had expected, overstimulated and moaning your name as he fucks you through your own orgasm.

pervert!mingyu who misses you the second you leave the gym, needs to be inside your cunt again. he distracts himself by going through the cams, fisting his cock as he replays the video footage from just a few hours ago.

of course he removes it from cctv's later, uploads it to his computer and brings it home. pervert!mingyu who's excited to make more film with you at your next session, and doesn't want to share that pussy with anyone else.

[sparklovespink]

enha hyung line having small tits gfs pretty pleaseee

ENHA HYUNG LINE! --- w/ a small titty gf!

18+, lots of spit + cum, some comfort, tit sucking, tit + body worship, this work is specific about body size

⠀⠀ ⠀myslut masterlist

HEESEUNG is obsessed with the size of your tits. thinks they're so cute under his hands. loves to fit your cute nipples between two fingers and twirl them. he doesn't leave your tits alone! thumb on your nipple while he back hugs you; hand finger skimming your underboob while he spoons you; mouth latched on your tit while you ride him. heeseung can't help it, your boobs just need to be eaten. will leave bites all over, pretty bruises between your tits and all over your chest. will spit on your chest a lick a fat stripe around them, and make you look at him while he does it all. "think you got any milk in there baby" he'd ask, kissing your sternum, eyes never leaving yours the whole time.

JAY will not let a moment of insecurity about your breast size slip into your relationship. not ever. not that you should ever be insecure, as beautiful as you are. but if at any point you are, jay's right there, he can't stand to see his girl upset. loves to tell you how pretty they are. will lay you on your back and fuck you so hard, watches the way your little tits bounce every time he thrusts into you. jay pours lube on your chest and kneads your boobs with his hands, cupping them while still managing to make his hips meet yours. "what a pretty fucking girl ," he'd murmur, big hands groping you. even when he's cum, cock deep and inside of you, making a warm, sticky mess his hands are still at work. peppers kisses to your chest and kisses you sloppily. and even then he's still not done.

JAKE loves tits. honestly, didn't give a fuck about the size of them at first. to him, tits were always tits. yeah, they're great, but they're still tits. or, at least until the first time the two of you had sex. before then, they were just tits. boobs, breasts, chest, whatever the fuck you want to call them. now they're his fucking favorite thing in the world. i mentioned in another post that he would cum on your tits, the first time purely because he was high on euphoria. well, every other time is on purpose. he's squeezing his cock, length hard and tip swollen as he hovers over you. "yeah baby, gonna let me cum on those pretty tits?" rubs the tip of his cock against them and groans so so loud. paints your little tits so pretty, he just can't help but smile at his work. "you love it, huh baby?"

SUNGHOON is small titty committee PRESIDENT. do not EVER fight me on my sunghoon headcanons. even during nonsexual intimacy, he's got to do something with your boobs. you too could be cuddling on the couch and his hand just sneaks up your shirt, palms your tits. when you're cooking, he comes up behind you and just nuzzles his head into the crook of your neck, hands grabbing at your boobs. you'll have to literally smack this man to get him away. also a big fan of cumming on your tits. he loves it so much. will eat his own cum off of you and have you record it while he does so. and when he looks at you with those pretty doe eyes, pink lips latched on your tit. fuck, you're just in love all over again. "dinner time?" he teases. doesn't even need to eat your cunt out because he's obsessed with your boobs.

[ashtraysystem]

the littles conspired and bought another plushy -w-' /lh /j 👾

its been a while since they've gotten to buy anything for themself, and they waited until we had confirmed funds from working, so its all good. 🥾

wally wanted a specific plush friend for himself because axel and oni both have plushes they are protective of and we didnt already have any plushies that fit the bill for him, as he wanted something very specific (however its also of course something approved by the rest of the system too, should wally ever go dormant or merge). 🥽

i am excite, its name shall be barnaby! get it? ha ha ha :) i'm going to make him a collar of his favorite colors. 🏠 ((wally's in-canon best friend is a blue dog named barnaby))

[fictionallyinparadise]

vigilante shit and glitch with rick and another f/o of your choosing :0!!

-lurker anon

Thanks for the ask!! :D The f/o I chose to also answer these with is Gordon eheh

Vigilante Shit: Is revenge important to you or your F/O? How far are either of you willing to go to take revenge against someone who has wronged you? (I'm answering in this with moreso my s/is than myself also! Just using 'I' and 'me' out of habit)

Rick: Revenge is like a huge thing to him. Not important per say but like, something he does. Like it's just the most obvious reaction. "Oh you hurt my loved ones? I'll hurt you back 10x harder bitch", yaknow? As for me...it depends. If someone like, really hurt him I would have an entire ARC about revenge. If it was something he's like, already over I'd just make snarky comments.

Gordon: Revenge isn't really his thing! He's more concerned about, like, surviving and helping folks. Though if someone he was close with wanted revenge he'd help out if they asked. I wouldn't really be into it but like, I'd punch someone if they did something to my boy.

Glitch: Are you and your F/O compatible or are you polar opposites? How does this affect your relationship?

Rick: I think we're not like, total opposites but definitely different in a lot of ways. Sometimes I gotta get him down from like, playing god. Sometimes he gotta get me out of believing everything I create is worthless. I think that's the only ways it affects us? Besides like, different ways of thinking/viewing things but that's not a huge thing for us. If anything, it leads to long discussions about it that!! :D

Gordon: We're pretty compatible I'd say! I think I hold a lot more anger and grudges than Gordon with the past though. I don't imagine him to be the sort who holds onto things for years. Also we're both such people pleasers to an almost self destructive degree 😭

[subskz]

AHH HI HAVENT SEEN YOU IN A BIT <//3 how are you !!! have you been doing well !!! i missed reading your works, theyre always some of the best to read :’>

actually youve inspired me to write some of my own submissive boy-centric stories and thoughts, and ive gotten closer to some of my bffs (ahem!) because of your works!! so i just wanted to say thank you ~~

i want to binge read all of your works soon and then indulge in some Thoughts(tm) about them after !!! in the meantime though i really hope youre doing so so well, and i hope a subby minho crawls to your bed with pleading eyes (like…have u seen the look he gives the camera in the reason trailer…oh man hes asking for something FROM YOU!!!)

- 🥽 ^_^

HELLOO my dear it’s great to see you again!! i’ve been doing good thank you for checking in, getting to be more active here is always a delight <33 i hope life’s been treating you well too?

that’s so kind of you to say thank you so much!! 😭 i’m honored that i could have a hand in inspiring you somehow! the world is severely lacking in sub men content so hearing that you started writing your own is the best news to me, i hope ur having lots of fun w it!! and THAT’S RIGHT haha you n 🤍 anon being besties was such a crazy turn of events it still makes me giggle to think abt!

you always have the sweetest things to say i should be the one thanking you ㅠㅠ i’m so glad you like my works! if you do get the chance to read some i hope u enjoy and ur always welcome to share any thoughts u may have~ i see ur hitting me where it hurts bringing up lino in the trailer also…it really is him and his gigantic brown eyes against the world </3 i’m wishing you all the best as well please feel free to drop in whenever you’d like!! 😸

[youn9racha]

yay hi hello it’s 🥽 anon! oh my god i’m glad you and so many others agree, sub!chan is just so hot 😵‍💫

and honestly you’re precisely right about what makes it so appealing!!! at least for me, i love the fact that having him as a sub is like allowing him to unwind from his duties as that leader or big brother figure. it’s like, he can be vulnerable with you, service you however you want.

with that said i read your recent fic urmuse.com actually and thats what inspired me to write my ask IT TOOK ME BY SURPRISE WHEN U POINTED IT OUT LMAO i’ll reread it now actually, i just have to! it was so good it left me dizzy and yearning for him specifically

if everyone’s down bad then i am hanging on for dear life in the depths … maybe i’m in love with chris!!!

- 🥽

heyyy goggles nonnie <3333 nice to see you again 🥺🫶

yes !! i mentioned it on a rb, but chan would definitely be a sub to wind down and drop his leader role so he would get taken care of, which i find so adorable 🥺🥺

also, i only pointed it out because my whole dash is people adoring the thought of sub!chan 😭😭😭 and i’m all here for it tbh, i mean why else did i make two sub!chan fics in a row 💀 well tbf, i didn’t mean it, but still sub!chan superiority 👹

also i felt that, i’m in love with chan as well,,,, wanna duel ? 🤺⚔️

[soobnny]

hiiii i’m back!! i actually never continued the story yet 😓 lost some motivation for it (and busy with school) but i wrote something else instead and i’m happy abt that! 🤗🤗 and once again how are you doing this week???? i hope it’s going great ‼️

- 🥽

HELLO i am also Back (ish) but omg what did u write about ? give me a lil sneak peek HEHE i have also disappeared becos of school and i had a rly horrible week but it’s better now :D

[pilfappreciator]

Did another oopsie and accidentally deleted another ask (*bangs head on table*) BUT HOPEFULLY THE LOVELY ANON WHO SENT IT SEES THIS!!

DADZONE & Child! Reader: John Dory

Includes: GN! Reader, Child! Reader, Adopted! Reader, accidental DILF John Dory, slight angst

TW: mention of spiders and body horror near the end (nothing too graphic but just in case)

🥽 This man doesn't trust himself enough not to fuck up another meaningful relationship ://

🥽 Personally, how I see it, becoming a father is probably the last thing on JD's to-do list. I mean he's definitely got the skills (being the oldest of five and having to raise his brothers means he's picked up a few things), and I like to think that it's something he longs for deep down, but considering how BADLY he fumbled with his brothers the last time they were all in the same room...

🥽 So yeah. In theory would be SO down to start a family of his own, but in practice?? He is EXTREMELY hesitant

🥽 THAT BEING SAID!! Chances are he probably found you as an egg

🥽 He was out one day, hiking out in the forest or exploring coastal coves or rock climbing, when all of a sudden he just… stumbles across an egg. Just sitting there in a patch of moss or nestled into a log

🥽 Ends up taking the egg with him back to Ronda, but not before an actual HOUR of confused staring? Distressed pacing back and forth?? Panicked rambling all the while???

🥽 (the fact that Ronda tried to eat the egg upon his return doesn't help at all)

🥽 John Dory spends the next month or so visiting nearby troll villages and asking anyone who crosses his path "Hey man did you drop this? 😬"

🥽 In the end he decides to take you in himself. Partly because he's gotten tired of all the looks other trolls keep giving him for trying to force an egg into their hands, and also because he… may have grown attached to said egg in the past few weeks. I mean by the end of day 3 he'd already given you a name so you know he's screwed ahsjkakaa

🥽 He tells himself he's taking you in because it's what any good citizen would do (He is a lair. He is 100% doing it for himself)

🥽 The day you hatch is LITERALLY one of the best days of his life? Like he's just making himself some dinner and suddenly he hears crackling coming from his hair?? And then there's babbling???

🥽 This man is going about his day with you nestled in his hair (basically the troll equivalent to carrying a baby on your hip lol). He's choppin trees, foraging for food, and driving his armadillo van all while he's got an actual egg sitting on his head. Absolutely talks to you the whole time, too. He has no idea if you can actually hear him but like.. this man spent the last 20 years all alone in the woods, okay, his ass is lonely :((

🥽 Yknow that thing parents do where they hold up headphones to a woman's womb and play Mozart or whatever to make the baby "smarter" or some shit?? Yeah that's JD. He's doing the same thing to his egg

🥽 no Mozart tho ONLY BROZONE 😤😤 HIS BABY HAS GOTTA HAVE GOOD TASTE AND NOTHING LESS

🥽 If he's really feeling himself then he'll sing the songs himself. And then proceed to give unprompted lore behind the lyrics and the songs "true meaning" (songs include Brozone classics such as Baby Boy Got My Heart In A Headlock Boy and Baby Baby Love You Like A Pizza But Hate You Like There's Pineapple On It Babe)

🥽 "holy crap YOU'RE SO SMALL—"

🥽 UGLY CRYING HOLDING YOU IN THE CROOK OF HIS ARM CARESSING YOUR SOFT LITTLE FACE WITH HIS FINGER

🥽 Will die if you reach for him with your tiny baby hands or just smile up at him

🥽 He's still gonna carry you around in his hair while he goes about his day and stuff ngl. Like for him, it's a signature of your guys' bond and you bet your ass he's gonna be milking it for as long as he can (definitely dreads the day you become too big/old for it)

🥽 Most definitely tries to teach you survival skills as soon as possible. He's teaching you how to fish, he's demonstrating how to start a fire with the bare essentials, he's letting you DRIVE RONDA—

🥽 "It's an important skill to have, champ, trust me!"

"...but I'm only five."

"Never too early for a learner's permit!"

🥽 Defnitely tries to reel in that controlling/perfectionist mindset of his, at least for your sake. The last thing he wants is a repeat of what went down with his brothers. As a result he's probably more lenient when you get into trouble or do something wrong

🥽 Fr tho like... you'll accidentally(?) cause an explosion and his ass will be standing, hands on his hips like "I'm not mad, just disappointed 🤨"

🥽 You thought you were getting spoon fed Brozone content as an egg?? Well congrats on being born cuz now you're getting served Brozone content for BREAKFAST 👏 DINNER 👏 AND 👏 LUNCH

🥽 JDs most definitely the type of guy to break into song whenever he's doing the most mundane of tasks (laundry, cooking, cleaning, etc), and yes he fully expects you to join in and know all the lyrics helloooo?? You've basically been raised on Brozone songs at this point like cmon, don't leave him hanging!

🥽 FR THO!! If you grow up to be a Brozone stan, he's never gonna be more proud of himself <33

🥽 This man definitely has a physical collection of every song/album/cover his band has ever done (I'm mean this is the same guy who kept his brothers underwear in a frame for 20 years so ://). He treats every CD, record, cassette tape, etc. like the priceless artifacts they are and YES, HES GONNA PASS THEM ONTO YOU LIKE THEYR FAMILIY HEIRLOOMS DID YOU EXPECT ANY LESS

🥽 If you grow up to lean more towards a different genre of music or Brozone just doesn't end up being your cup of tea... JDs gonna be a lil devastating ngl

🥽 Pls assure him that he has not failed as a father

🥽 Jokes aside tho! I feel like despite his wounded ego, JD will at least TRY to see your point of view. I mean he's definitely gonna be a bit of a grandpa about it—

*while the two of you are listening to your favorite song*

"I mean, I GUESS it's okay... not nearly as lyrically genius as Brozone's hit single: Baby Girl Ur Sweet Like A Milkshake Girl But I'm Lactose Intolerant Baby 🙄"

"Dad. Please shut up."

—but rest assured that he WILL support you and your music taste <33

🥽 You want merch of your favorite band/artist? No worries he's (stealing it right off the shelf) got money to pay for it! Is there a new album about to drop? He's (breaking into a store in the middle of night like a rabid racoon) patiently waiting in line just to buy it for you! You wanna go to a concert? He's using Ronda to (break speed limits, run people over, disobey every known traffic rule) get good parking at the venue!!

🥽 SPEAKING OF CONCERTS!! I feel like he'd be able to offer solid advice on the do's and don'ts of attending a concert. Like... my guy was in a popular band back in the day and he knows first hand how outta hand concerts can get. He has SEEN some shit ajskskaka

🥽 JD definitely has a photo album full of pictures from back in the day. Some of them are snapshots of him and the rest of Brozone, but a majority of the pictures are just of him and his family— away from the stage and cameras. Just him and his brothers and grandma Rosiepuff too...

🥽 He remembers the exact moment every picture was taken, and he'll tell you every bit of context. Birthday, pranks gone wrong, holidays, first day of school— there's a snapshot for just about every milestone. All you have to do is ask and JD is more than happy to relay every childhood anecdote he can remember

🥽 It gets to the point where you eventually know just about everything about your uncles... WHO YOU HAVE NEVER EVEN MET YET AKSKSKAKAK

🥽 It's definitely something that freaks them out once you finally DO meet them

🥽 Like you'll have a conversation with Clay and they'll be like "yeah I'm not a big fan of spiders haha" and you just go "Oh that makes sense considering you used to have vivid nightmares about them crawling under your skin and tickling you to death" and Clay's just like "how the fuck did you know that????"

🥽 "Dude stop telling your kid everything about us"

"I haven't seen you guys in 20 years! I just wanted them to feel close to their uncles ;(("

"THEY DONT NEED TO KNOW ABOUT HOW I USED TO PICK MY NOSE WHEN I WAS SEVEN"

🥽 John Dory, Older Brother Who Overshares About His Younger Siblings my beloved <33

Ermmm yeahhhh this was originally gonna be one big post including ALL the brothers... but then I started writing for JD and got carries away... so yeah this ask is gonna have to be a multi-parter AJSJSJAKKA SORRY ANON I COULDN'T HELP MYSELF 🤥

NEXT PARTS ARE IN THE WORKS!!

Bruce | Clay | Floyd | Branch

[samarastimz]

Have you done a mad scientist themed one? If not, are you able to? Please and thank you! 🥽🥼⚙️🧪🧫

nope not yet!

mad scientist stimboard for anon! 🥼

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