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𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐦𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐲, 𝐢𝐭 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐝 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬.

𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐮𝐬 𝐙𝐮𝐬𝐚𝐤, 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐁𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐓𝐡𝐢𝐞𝐟 (𝟐𝟎𝟎𝟒)

・゜゜・．🤎📜☕️𝐃𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐦𝐲 𝐎𝐂𝐬 𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐬 𝐌𝐮𝐜𝐡 𝐃𝐞𝐭𝐚𝐢𝐥 𝐚𝐬 𝐏𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞: 𝐀𝐩𝐩��𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞: 𝐀𝐧𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐬/𝐀𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝

✒️ 𝟐.𝟓𝐊 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬 | 🤎 𝐀𝐧𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐬/𝐀𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝 [𝐍𝐨 𝐒𝐡𝐢𝐩!] | 🌙 𝐅𝐥𝐮𝐟𝐟 [🧸]???

👜 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐧𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬: 𝐌𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐅𝐚𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐃𝐲𝐬𝐦𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐡𝐢𝐚 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐧𝐱𝐢𝐞𝐭𝐲 [𝐋𝐞𝐭 𝐦𝐞 𝐤𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐢𝐟 𝐈 𝐦𝐢𝐬𝐬𝐞𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠!]

🍁 𝐈 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐀𝐧𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐬/𝐀𝐭𝐞𝐧 𝐒𝐚𝐲𝐞𝐝! 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐲 𝐜𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐦𝐲 𝐨𝐰𝐧 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐢𝐝 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐜𝐨𝐩𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐦.

📷𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞: 𝐏𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐞𝐧𝐭 𝐢𝐬 @/𝐣𝐨𝐡𝐧_𝐬𝐮𝐩𝐧𝐢𝐤 𝐨𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐠𝐫𝐚𝐦 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐈 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐤𝐬 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐈 𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐀𝐧𝐮𝐛𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐟𝐞𝐰 𝐞𝐱𝐜𝐞𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬.

🐻 𝐑𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐦𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞𝐝! 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐭𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐚𝐛𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐤 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐫𝐞𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐠𝐠𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐩𝐬 𝐦𝐞 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐭, 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐠𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭𝐥𝐲 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞 𝐢𝐭! ^^

🍷 𝐘𝐨𝐮 𝐰𝐚𝐧𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤? 𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐫 𝐠𝐨𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞 𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐧𝐞𝐫 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐨𝐧𝐞! | 𝐆𝐨𝐭 𝐢𝐧𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐤 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚? 𝐑𝐞𝐪𝐮𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐖𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐞𝐫!

👻 𝐓𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐨𝐮𝐥𝐝 𝐛𝐞 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐧, 𝐜𝐮𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐥 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨!~ 𝐈 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐢𝐭.

Half Human Half God Form

Head:

Head/Face Shape: He has an oval-ish face shape. His chin is sort of sharp with his jawline also being sharp and squared. He can dislocate his jaw when he wants along with being able to make it click when he moves it which he considers a secret talent of his. Hair: Anubis has short, curly, raven hair. It’s full of body and bounces whenever he moves his head. It feels silky to the touch and is very soft when you run your fingers through it. His curls are really supple, when pulled they bounce quite easily. He has quite thick hair which causes his curls to spring more and he has a lot of voluminous hair. They have a center part which is his natural hair parting. He tends to sweep it back and has had a time in his life where they have straightened it but hated how it looked. Their hair is chin length and is the darkest black, it looks almost like an oil slick. He has never dyed his hair before, so he has ‘virgin hair’ and has never really thought of dying it ever because he is too scared of damaging it. On an unruly hair day or messy hair day his hair is extremely disheveled. It sticks out everywhere and is extremely knotted. His curls droop a bit because of how tangled it is but a good brush and some curling products fixes that right away. In regular his hair looks very clean, well kept, healthy and voluminous.

Eyes, Nose, Lips [Mouth]: Eyes: His eyes are actually breathtaking, people can’t help but stare into them they’re considered beautiful in standards of people he’s been around. Their eyes are sort of small and close-set along with slightly downturned giving them the slightest droopy sad look. When looking into Anubis’ eyes there’s a sense of anxiety that can be seen for a bit but when he smiles his eyes sparkle and twinkle becoming so welcoming no matter how anxious he is. He does have heterochromia, if he were a full human, he would have complete heterochromia with one being a nice deep brown resembling dark chocolate while the other is a beautiful blue grey. In his normal half human form his grey eye is more of a stormy grey resembling the sky right before it’s going to have a heavy down pour while his other iris is black and sparkly resembling an Onyx crystal. Overall, most people find his eyes alluring, he’s had instances where people could not look away from his eyes and since it’s what he tends to show the most when he’s wearing a face mask it’s really hard to look away from. Nose: His nose is pinched and delicate looking. It’s straight with an upturn at the tip. Even though he has a pretty skinny nose he will say otherwise, feeling like his nose is quite wide compared to his face. He also feels like it takes up quite a lot of space on his face. Lips: For the most part Anubis’ lips look delicate and actually quite kissable. His top lip is slightly plumper with his bottom lip being thinner, his cupid’s bow is deep and quite noticeable. Normally he takes a bit of extra care on his lips since they are basically chronically chapped. He chews on them, picks them a lot along with going to the extent where they start to bleed. He does full lip care, and his lips tend to taste quite fruity and end up actually quite smooth. His favorite lip care products tend to be ‘flavored’ with honey, vanilla, or cherries so whenever someone presses a kiss to his lips, they might end up tasting like one of those three things. He has straight pearly white teeth with his canines looking pointy and slightly longer than the rest of his teeth. Ears: Normally Anubis’ ears aren’t visible because of his hair covering them most of the time. They have a round shape and are medium/small in size. He typically wears diamond studded earrings that match any other silver jewelry he wears. Sometimes he also wears gold hoop earrings or gold dangly chain earrings but only when he’s wearing other gold jewelry. His ears are also extremely sensitive, you can lightly run your finger over the top of his ear, and it’ll start to burn and turn bright red. Skin Complexion: Anubis’ skin is a tad bit more oily than other people’s; he tends to have areas like his cheeks and nose be a bit more oily while the rest of his face is normal. Loki has gotten him into doing face masks and nose stripes to help with any pimples that might arise from his oily skin. He does shave, he has hair growth around his jaw, chin, and neck. Sometimes you can see a shadow from where his facial hair is growing. He is sun-kissed, his skin tone resembling a beautiful caramel and he can bronze very easily causing him to have a darker and deeper brown color to him. Extra Notes: He has very bad facial dysphoria so to him his nose, mouth and cheeks look disproportionate to his face. He feels like these features are morphed, too big on his face and like they don’t belong there so on certain days it might be worse than others and it’s why he wears a face mask.

Appendages:

Overall, Body Type: They have a slender build, he isn’t extremely muscular and is quite tall and skinny. He is of average weight for his height. He is 6 feet tall and weighs around 145 to 150 pounds, it tends to fluctuate between his weight being average and underweight since sometimes he doesn’t eat at all because throat might hurt a lot more than other times but for the most part, he is a good weight for his height. They have a sort of upside down triangle body type. Hands: His hands are long and slender with his fingers being slightly thicker. Since they are slender, they are quite veiny, and his veins tend to pop out a lot when picking things up or wrapping them around things. Unlike his face his hands tend to be dry because of the chemicals he uses at work. This also causes his palms to be callous and rough. They like to paint their nails but when he has to work, he can’t really have them painted without the polish being chipped. He keeps them short and well-manicured along with clean. He tends to chew on them, but he tries really hard to keep them looking nice. When he does paint them it’s either a clear polish or a matte black gel polish. Sometimes he might feel a little bold and get acrylics, this is quite rare though. When he does get acrylics, he likes getting coffin nails in black or grey with little skulls or black flower designs on them. His fingers are always adorned with rings, multiple on both hands. It’s not super flashy jewelry and tends to be in a simple silver or an elegant gold. He does gesture a lot with his hands, when he’s very into something he likes while talking he will have a lot of quick movement along with very expressive gestures. Typically, his hands fidget a lot because of his anxiety. Arms: Like stated before Anubis isn’t super muscly, but he was blessed with really nicely toned arms. When he flexes, on purpose or by accident, you can see how nice his arms are. His arms are a slightly lighter caramel color since he wears long sleeves most of the time even in summer. He doesn’t have any tattoos but does wish to get some. His anxiety tends to get the best of him, and he doesn’t allow him to get it done. He doesn’t have a lot of body hair, his arms aren’t hairy and has minimal hair, most of his hair is facial hair. Shoulders: Their shoulders are broad and are freckled with moles. The muscle on them is lean and are quite solid, they’re also slightly sloped. Chest: His chest is well toned and broad. It’s firm to the touch and he’s pretty warm to the touch so most of his body feels warm when holding it. Tummy, Waist, Hips: Tummy: His stomach is flat and tight, he doesn’t have ab muscles that are noticeable, but his stomach is nicely toned. Waist: Anubis has a very nice waist. It’s slim and slender. If you were to see him from the chest or waist down, he would look really delicate and not as tall or broad as he does. If he wore a corset, he would have a very slim looking waist and almost look wasp-waisted. Hips: His hips aren’t curvy like his waist, but they are thin, narrow, and straight. They add to his slender build. Legs: He has long and well-toned legs. His thighs are thick and when flexed you can see the rope of muscles. When relaxed they look chubby and squishable. He tends to shake his leg a lot from anxiety. Overall, he has great looking legs, he should wear shorts more. Extra Notes: He looks amazing in crop tops and muscle tees. Like amazing. Like please wear them more thank you.

Clothing:

Past Clothing Style: He used to wear a lot of colors actually growing up. More so white over anything else. White skirts, white thigh highs, white whatever he would wear. He shifted to wearing pink, mainly because of Hathor and Ra, so you’ll also see him go through of a sort of girly pop phase where he just wore pink or white with pink. Lots of glitter too. That slowly shifted into wearing greys and black. He would wear a lot of smokey eyed eye shadow with glitter. He would do a lot of raccoon eye makeup and eyeliner with no wing. Current Clothing Style: His current clothing style is a lot more black, grey with slight touches of red and gold. He wears very baggy clothing that tends to cover his body shape, always has long sleeves on and some kind of pants. He doesn’t wear skirts anymore nor thigh highs, but he does wear a lot of crop tops under the big hoodies he wears. He also likes wearing waist chains and the only time people will see him wearing said crop tops and waist chains is if he trusts you. He doesn’t wear any makeup or glitter at all, everything he does wear is matte and his face is all natural unless he’s feeling bold.

Full God Form

Head:

Hair: In godly form Anubis’ hair looks a lot more curly. It still resembles an oil slick but are a lot more curly looking more like coils. The texture and length are also the same. Eyes, Nose, Lips [Mouth]: Eyes: In this form he doesn’t have any whites to his eyes. One is completely white, more of a milky-white with an undertone of grey. It looks like an opal and shimmers like one. His other eye is completely black, it doesn’t sparkle and tends to look slightly soulless. It almost looks like a pool of matte ink overcoming his entire eye. He is in a permanent state of crying, which is a sign of respect for the dead. These tears look like ink pouring and dripping down his face resembling an ink spill on a desk. Nose: Is the same as in his half and half form. He does have a nose piercing that looks like an Ankh. Lips: In this form his top lip is permanently black, it looks like he is wearing black matte lipstick. He has a gold lip ring in this form. Ears: In this for he has two jackal ears that are pointed at the top and the fur on them is very short but soft to the touch. The tips of the ears are dark inky black and bleed into an ashy greyish brown until the base. They have 3 gold hoop earrings from their left ear. He also has a tail to match, base of it is the ashy grey brown color with the end of it being inky black. It stops right above his calves. Skin Complexion: Since he is mainly in Ancient Egypt in this form his skin tone is a darker brown along with his skin being dryer versus oily. Extra Notes: None.

Appendages:

Overall, Body Type: Since he gets taller, growing to 7 feet which means he is a good 230 to 270 pounds. He is broader but other then all that he is still an upside down triangle shape. Hands: His hands are the same, clearly larger than his normal appearance. He does have an Ankh [Symbol of Life and Immortality] tattoo on the side of his hand next to his thumb. His nails are more like sharp claws that he keeps tamed and they are permanently a light grey color. Arms: His arms are covered in hieroglyphics with prominent ones being an Amenta [Land of the Dead] on his bicep, Ba [Physical Soul and Rebirth] on his lower arm and a Canopic Jar [Mummification and Protection] on his wrist. Shoulders: He has broader and wider shoulders, has a hieroglyphic tattoo of a skull and two crossed bones [meaning to die] on his upper right back. Chest: His chest is also covered in stray hieroglyphics with a prominent one is Tree of Life [Destiny and Eternal Life] on his pec. It is bigger and broader with its pecs sort of bulging out more than in its normal form. Tummy, Waist, Hips: His stomach and waist are the same except he has a hieroglyphic tattoo of the Primordial Hill [Process of Creation]. Legs: His legs are the same, just longer and a tad more muscular with a hieroglyph of a heart with an air symbol [meaning to live] on his ankle. Extra Notes: None.

Clothing:

Current Clothing Style: He tends to be shirtless, showing off his top half. He normally wears a loin cloth or sort of long straight skirt with a slit on his left side letting his left leg be in view. It’s normally white and he wears a belly chain with dangly Ankhs made out of complete gold. He also wears some blue and gold beaded waist chains that were given to him by Ra. He wears gold bangles on his right ankle along with a blue scarab beetle ring on his right index finger. He also sometimes wears a gold with blue and blue green beaded thick necklace that Cleopatra gave him as a thank you gift. Extra Notes: He walks around with a long Was Scepter made out of pure gold. He also carries a leather bound tattered and brown journal with a piece of lead to write down who he has to pass into the afterlife and who has died.

Extra Notes:

In all he’s a super tall, gothic/emo man and is basically at the level of ethereal and attractive. Thank you for coming to my TedTalk.

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