one of the funniest things in disco elysium hands down is when you learn your prime suspect for the murder fled days ago because she heard the engine of kim's car and kim's only response to that is 'well i'm so sorry that my car fucks i'm sorry that my dick is huge. anyway'
bitches will be like "i want a girl like max caulfield" till the girl is full blown 2014 nostalgia cringe personified and delivers stupid one liners awkwardly and is autistic
i know it's cliche but f/os who are taller than you are so cute... like you can just walk up to them and rest your head right on their chest, and watch them get so flustered about it. you'd even be at the perfect height to turn your head and kiss the side of their neck. you can sit next to them and pull their arm over your shoulders, or ask for their help reaching something just as an excuse to get them close to you.
thinkin abt chris laying on your tits (doesn’t matter the size) while you talk on the phone with a family member/friend and he starts dozing off because he feels all safe n vulnerable 🥲 sleepy chris is my fav - 🦌
just finished playing life is strange 2 i think im gonna be sick why did no one tell me how absolutely devastating every ending is wtf how is this legal i will never be well again