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[just-jordie-things]

Can you do megumi dating y/n and one day they are at gojo/megumi house and they are at his room kissing the gojo walking in his student and ‘son’ he didn’t know they were dating headcanon 🧎🏻‍♀️🙏🏼

okey dokey <3

it's not like gojo had walked in on anything all that scandalous. this wasn't a soap opera. but it was the gojo-fushiguro household... and as the head of the household he sure did enjoy stirring the pot.

so when he opened megumi's door after two respectful knocks and found you both perched on the end of the bed sharing a kiss, the only logical reaction was to gasp and smack his hands over his face in shock. he even lifted his blindfold just to be sure his six eyes weren't betraying him, and you were really there, and you were really kissing megumi.

megumi's crush on you had been a poorly kept secret in the house. it barely took any interrogating on gojo's part to get to the bottom of his strange behavior. but seeing that crush reciprocated?? gojo was going to have a heart attack.

because first of all... he witnessed the boy's attempts at wooing you. and let's just say he wasn't impressed. megumi was a wreck at worst and a mess at best. he wasn't necessarily shy- but he was extremely private- so any attempts at opening up to you were a new and awkward experience for him. the second hand embarrassment that it gave gojo was almost enough for him to stop spying on you. almost.

and second of all, it didn't seem like he was really getting anywhere. megumi only hung out with you in group settings, with your other friends. gojo had never seen the two of you alone for too long. itadori or kugisaki were always joining the mix at some point. so when the hell did this development take place?

and that was precisely his first question.

"when the hell did this little development take place?"

your reaction is to shy away. you move away from megumi to a respectful distance, feigning interest in his walls in order to distract yourself from your sensei's prying gaze.

megumi is less bashful. his brows are furrowed as he glares at his guardian, silently trying to tell him to leave. gojo picks up on the message, he just ignores it.

"are you two a thing now?" the white haired schmuck is leaning against the doorway far too casually for megumi's liking. his eyes shift back and forth between the two guilty parties (well, you feel guilty, megumi only feels irritation)

"none of your business?"

"yes"

your head swivels back towards megumi as you both deliver different answers. he looks worried, like you just said the wrong thing, and naturally that makes you anxious because, well, aren't you boyfriend and girlfriend?

but the mood shifts when gojo squeals and he invites himself to jump onto megumi's bed, congratulating you both as though you've just announced an engagement (you've gone on two and a half dates) and now you understand why megumi is wincing.

his guardian is just a tad bit overbearing. but you can handle that just fine, and you prove it when gojo asks you to stay for "family dinner"

it's megumi that can't keep himself from blushing at every question gojo asks.

[natpetittblog]

edward wearing a bandana is so personal to me 🧎🏻‍♀️

[hawkzeyes]

My trying to be chill after someone tells me to take Renee’s canonized sexual orientation with a grain of salt so they can ship her with some white man

[joelsdagger]

it’s slut that old man out hours

OOOOOO BOY. 🧎🏻‍♀️🧎🏻‍♀️

[gvaine]

fave of all gwen's outfits? 🥰

this was difficult because i also really love her fur vest from 4x13 and several of her servant era dresses but i'd be lying if i chose anything but this dress 🧎🏻‍♀️

i would kill her for

[resi4skz]

When he sits like this 🧎🏻‍♀️

[dramioneasks]

what tags would i look under for any simp draco fics? 🫶🏼🧎🏻‍♀️

No tag, but here are some:

A Simple Reparo by Dizzle00 - E, one-shot - He stepped closer to her, tilting her chin up, and she saw anger there as he spoke in a tight voice. “Granger. You. Were everything to me. You were my family.” Hermione caught the grief and pain in his eyes, and it hit her, hard. She knew he was being sincere, but she didn’t know what to do with that information. Besides, it wasn’t the time to think about it. She had a wedding to attend. Best Woman duties to see to. It was going to be the best day of her best friend’s life, even if it fucking killed her.

Seven Minutes in Heaven by allofthelights11, AutumnWeen - M, 2 chapters - Draco's house arrest was finally over with the conclusion of his N.E.W.T.s, but the challenge he would face next was even more daunting: Hermione Granger wanted him. She had no idea he was a virgin. or The time Draco fainted at a house party.

Sapphire and Silver by dolcescar91 - E, one-shot - Draco buys Hermione birthday gifts, and she gets mad at him. Shenanigans ensue.

Ridgeback by honeysuckledreamer - E, one-shot - After a long week of working along side Dragon Keeper Granger at the Norwegian Dragon Sanctuary, Malfoy smokes and drinks a little to relax and finds himself in deep reflection over the mistakes he made in his youth, and eventually at Granger's door.

XXX by ofsirenx - E, 5 chapters - There wasn’t hunger in his expression, not right now anyway. It was a predator stalking, lying low in wait, gathering information about the subjects before him. / Or: Draco and Hermione are tasked with locating and capturing a rogue vampire terrorising muggle and wizardkind alike. What transpires in pursuit is as undesirable as the Undesirable himself.

A Fruit in Season by Ohmorefina - E, 13 chapters - “Love is a fruit in season at all times, and within reach of every hand.” -- Mother Teresa Draco cannot seem to get a certain image of Hermione Granger out of his head, which has made working with her a challenge. With his new obsession affecting his ability to focus, he decides to try to woo the troublesome witch and rid himself of his infatuation altogether. But, how is he supposed to court a witch who doesn't like flowers? Or... Draco tries to woo Hermione with Fruit -- and it's effective.

A Proper First Date by Wanderingfair - E, one-shot - When he entered the fire-lit room moments later, he nearly dropped the antique china and gâteau au chocolat. She was divested of her dress, standing in front of the bookshelf leafing her fingers through a tome he’d absconded with from the manor with her tastes in mind. He stood speechless, and she took the opportunity to close the book and return it to the shelf. “You said to make myself comfortable.” OR Draco Malfoy plans the perfect first date.

-Lisa

[godsandvillains-if]

Every time I see An Ace related ask I remember about their male face claim and I'm suddenly on my knees😔🙏🏻and like we say in Brazil, "se ajoelhou, vai ter que mamar" 🧎🏻‍♀️

Hahahaha the way I gasped!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

E concordo com você 100%, Anon. Só um louco perderia a chance de mamar um sugar daddy desse 😈

Thanks for the question!! 🥰

[ssahotchnerr]

this scene

[jeres-red-g-string]

I‘M DELETING INSTAGRAM AFTER THIS BYE-

[my-drama-heart2406]

One of the main themes of the Impossible heir seems to be that everybody wants a piece of Han Tae-oh. And I'm completely here for it.😂

[jeysbvck]

i have only incoherent thoughts after seeing these.

[luvscharlos]

???

[georgiapeach30513]

@princessphilly thanks for telling me about these 🤤

[treyisms]

i need him biblically

[tbyfandoms]

everyone say “thank you interview magazine!” because jesus christ