#'fuck my tictacs'

[gummywyrmtrainer]

I, for one, welcome the new Suicune design, and I can't wait to have it... Plus I kinda want Tanis to get it, too.

It's just a feral little raptor dog, what's not to love?

[thorninyourpaw]

thoughts in my mind

[jinx-blackout-84]

sorry i mean. im so sorry for your loss this mustve been a difficult lie to break hashtag you're so strong for speaking your truth

Thank you :(

This has been weighing on me for a very long time hopefully I don't get canceled and stuffed into a cellar for lying on the internet

:(

[greentictacs]

I finally am putting some truth to my name

I bought Tictacs (this was from July)

They were delicious.

I am just to broke to buy more.

[cccadillac]

i hate the tictac app bc they keep going on abt "ooooh you dyed your hair purple bestie?? you have MOMMY ISSUES!!!!!!!!" like my mother or father issues have nothing to do with the fucking COLOUR of my HAIR i just like purple bc it's PRETTY and i look GOOD.

[yosh-iro]

bruh how do i get somebody out of my spot?

[shotmrmiller]

Johnny standing at your vanity with his dick out of his pants, he’d seen on TikTok something about it when Simon walks in.

“The fuck are you doing?” “Saw something in mah feed, lasses wearin’ the color of their lads tip on their lips- wanted to see if Bonnie had a match.”

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“Tha’ right?” And Simon fucking *joins* him.

Gaz already got the color of his for you and you’re non the wiser. He’s smug as shit.

Price? He knows fuck all about ‘tictac’ “why would I do that when she can wear a shade *she* likes and it’ll be on my dick anyway?”

this reminds me of this one thing i once read about the color of the guy's tip is the same as their lips :T

i ain't look at anyone the same since.

i love how it's always the same chaos. johnny and simon being dumb and dumber when it comes to their lover.

kyle is already ahead of the game with it.

john is like ik exactly what you're talking about and it's all the same to me

[jaredpadonlyyyy]

Tictac removed my video so fuck you!! Tictac!!

[spinejackel]

i know i have mentioned it on here before a while ago, but i went farther in depth on my headcanon for vincent and his dietary situation in regards to a friend on twitter musing about “what is vincent’s caloric intake/is that why he sleeps a lot?”

i know that some people like to hc that he doesn’t eat, but i like to think he does/can still eat food, but he digests things at a much slower rate than normal, and this has impacted his diet and eating habits greatly

and when i mean i like to think that he digests things at a slower rate, i mean kind of like how open ocean sharks can go months on a single meal

as far as diet goes, he does still have a regular human stomach at the end of the day, and humans don’t handle when food goes bad very well, so most things that can rot/go bad before his stomach has time to digest it are off the menu which immediately cuts out anything perishable like meat/fruit/vegetables/dairy, which are the best sources of proteins, vitamins, and minerals that the human body needs in order to function, so he has to get those in himself by other means like protein shakes (non dairy based) or over the counter vitamins and what not

i like to think that if he did eat anything off menu, he would be fine for a while, but as soon as it starts going bad in his stomach he would essentially get food poisoning and throw it back up

not only that, but because of the slower digestion rate, he’s still not getting anything from any perishable food he’s eaten, plus being violently sick

so it’s safer for him to just Not eat perishable foods

needless to say, i like to hc his shit’s Fucked with getting energy from food effectively (unless he were to eat over the counter vitamins like tictacs), so… he resorts to sleeping to regain his energy

[bear-man74]

And now for all the thoughts currently circulating in my head.

Egg

Ostrich

Ostrich egg

Edible?

Eat ostrich egg

Large pan

32 egg omelette calories

Egg packing factory

Why does popcorn smell like something died

What's the crunchiest pasta

Is lars alive

I wonder how much a miller mig costs

Why am i typing this

Noone will read this

I hope ant is ok. They haven't posted anything yet

What's the difference between a bunny and a rabbit

Bunny sounds nsfw. Ill continue to call them all rabbits

Was jesus a slut

I wonder if there's a hieght shrinking surgery

How to unfuse a hip

Penis

Why is the nickelback yapper so hot

What's his name

Is Kimmel gay

Why are there so many comedians named jimmy

How long ago did mrbeast remove the 6000 from his name

2016 is 3 years ago right

I need to visit the ptbo canoe museum again. It's been 7 years

I wonter if the sasparilla trail is open

Is lytle park still there

Why did they remove the indoor mini golf across from the bcps

Men

Why is faggot a bad word

Make hime the greatest man car door hook hand

Will is ever hit 22c again

Why aren't 11 and 12 in the _teen category

What's with all) the false bans

If only there was a coffee that actually wakes me up

Weenor

I wonder if rivers is doing ok

Is rivers cuomo on tumblr

Why in the fuck are piss drinkers real

Will a ceiling fan still spin if it falls down breaking its cord

I oneder if id pop a bounce house under my weight

If the heel is back bump what is the front bump

Why can my toes form a 90 degree angle upwards

Do black ants like the smell of tictacs

Where did my sneese go

It just disappeared

What the fuck

I wonder how big our necks would be if we had antlers

Toenail removal surgery

Why are my calves so huge

Everyone else has tiny ones

How much fat percentage to finally see the abs

Why does my skin form eraser bits after i shower

Do goats like hugs

Knife sharpness level that perfectly cuts an eggshell in half

Where to get a tortoise shell

Can turtle shells stop a bullet

How to attach a rope to a brick wall

Fattiest cheese in the world

Cheesiest sandwich

Sans jr

How gamey is alligator liver

[panoffrying]

Hello friends of Tumblr!

I just wanted to get some stuff said and done before anybody tries asking lol so here’s an about me post

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So this will be at least a 15+ blog, I will post suggestive content here but I know for a fact that most of my followers are young. So all my full mating tent art will be on my twitter/X which the link will be down below.

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That being said if you support any incest/pedophilia block me/unfollow me.

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[literalite]

sunny (he/him gay trans man)

do i even need to introduce him. he's the yellow among us tictac

28 when canon starts

flirty and silly and stupid a hardened criminal, haunted by guilt, a war criminal, a child soldier, a slut. has killed children would again. character assassinated by the narrative at birth basically. but above all sexy as fuck

highest bodycount of these three guys. yes i do mean in both ways

yall know him i didnt shut up about him like all last year

vinny (he/him ssssomething? mlm cis man)

if you've been around for any amount of time you know. you know. protagonist of meet me in the woods, caleb vatore's husband. dead dilf dom. i won't him find as he'll

ages like fine fucking wine

devout catholic, as a result pretty tormented generally. blood on his hands but the only blood that has ever mattered to him was that of his younger brother who died, in his eyes, due to his own negligence. passionate despite it all and tries to be a good man. would move heaven and earth and strike down immortals for those he loves. also he's 6'9. i don't believe in heaven but he does so i hope he made it there but i also keep digging up his body to slut him out so uh. sorry vin

boobs

nayef (he/him ssssomething? queer? trans man)

newest blorbo of the roster, coprotagonist of the project violent affairs that me and @lucidicer are doing. he like speedclimbed the ranks in my mind on sheer cunt alone. rotates him in my head like a chicken

a perfectionist above all else. love is a thing to be worked for and earned rather than sometime to be given freely, and he doesn't trust it or even acknowledge it when it is. a romantic! one of my few ocs without a hint of parent issues. basically a michelin star level chef but he got all his experience by just trekking around europe, north africa and west asia for like a decade and working wherever he could

oh yeah he eats people. did i mention that he eats people

statement from olli:

LETS FUCKING GO!

[bonesplinter]

sry this is a Sensitive Topic but it's BEEN on my mind

i frequently consider HRT but like..... i'm vain LMAO??? if i start balding or the hair grows in the wrong place (which is to say, i don't get the sideburns i dream of) then it's like wtf.... growth Below (wonk) would slay, i envy people who don't have a tictac going on there, but ultimately i would be mad as FUCK if my hair took off like it would cancel it all out. i don't know what my dad's hair situation is like either, the guy could've been homer simpson tier by 23 for all i know and i do NOT want to find out. a deeper voice would kill too but ultimately, i'm pussy, so!

¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯ my OCs can live that life for me, it's fine

L to the PCOS for not just giving me the hirsutism like you're told everyone and their dog has when they're diagnosed so i could just have my burnz. oooh, a single hair on my chin sometimes! whatever!!!!!

[miscfandomwrites]

A/n: Again, please keep in mind this is a repost from my dead account miscmarvelwritings.

Pairing: Natasha Romanoff x Mom! Avenger! Reader

Warning: Language (duh), violence, field surgery, threats / mentions of death

Words: 1,044

Tagging: @tyler-t0t

~

“It is good that you are not dead, if so, it would be a waste of time and materials…” The man told us, still circling us like a hawk about to dive onto his prey. 

He still looked familiar, and I could tell Barnes was stiff besides me, unsure of what to do. 

Before I could even blink, Barnes threw a knife right at the head of the strange man. With the amount of force and how accurate he is, it would’ve been enough to kill, if not, mortally injure someone. 

Yet all it did was pass through the stranger. 

The stranger laughed, then disappeared completely, his laugh still echoing around the room like some creepy horror film. 

I went to turn to Barnes to ask about him, but I couldn’t move. I tried lifting a hand, and I couldn’t. It felt like I was stuck in concrete, my body solidified, and  any movements, no matter how small, couldn’t free me. 

Barnes turned to me and had his mouth open as if he was going to ask me something before he noticed how stiff I was standing. He stood in front of me, the panic evident in my eyes. He turned on his com and asked for Bruce. 

“She’s frozen, she still has the implant in her.” 

“Even if you are no longer controlled by Hydra, your bodies will still be useful to me.” The stranger’s laughing voice echoed through the room before the lights flickered out.

~

“Guys, there’s an issue.” Tony said in a voice over the comms that was so calm it was evident that something was deeply, seriously wrong. 

“Is it the fact that (Y/N) is frozen, the lights shut off, or the fact that the power is completely shut off and we are all separated?” Barnes replied smoothly, trying not to freak Tony out even more.

“There’s a bomb.”

~

“Okay, do you feel the small lump on the back of her neck? It should be around the scalp, and feel like a tictac.” Bruce started instructing Barnes, trying his hardest to make sure he got the visual so I wouldn’t get hurt more than necessary to get the implant out.

“What the fuck is a tictac?”

“Nevermind, just feel for a lump.”

“I’m not finding a- nevermind, I found it.” 

“Okay, okay, you’re going to need to carefully cut it out. Very carefully, the area is going to be around the brainstem and the last thing we need is another injured team member.”

“Shut up and let me concentrate.”

I feel a sharp pain on the back of my neck, and I try to breathe through it. I can feel the blood seeping out of the wound, and James trying to cut the implant out. I didn’t even know I had one - I thought it was just a small knob or skin or something, not this.

Finally, I hear him breathe a sigh of relief and feel my body start to fall. 

“Fuck-” he started as he caught me, carefully helping me to the floor so I could rest. He tugged my head on his lap, forcing me to face-plant onto his thigh so he could reach his medkit and patch up the cut. 

“I thought you knew about this, cectpa” (sister) he whispered as he wrapped gauze around my neck. 

“I didn’t, I thought it was just a knot or something….not that.”

“Regardless, it’s out now. I will however be having a strong talk with the medical personnel and Fury about this, you have obviously not been thoroughly checked.”

“Kinda my fault if I’m honest…I didn’t really let anyone touch me when I first got here.” 

“I know, mama bear.” 

~

“Okay, I’ve tried and I can’t figure out how to either destroy or deactivate this bomb. I don’t know what to do, which is a first.” Tony’s only slightly panicked voice came through the comms.

“How much time is left on the timer?” Barnes asked, helping me up and to steady my feet.

“Fifteen minutes.” 

“Alright.”

Suddenly, Steve’s voice rang loudly through the comms. 

“Everyone has fifteen minutes until this entire thing goes up in flames, I suggest we start finding a way to get the hell out of here.”

~

Supported by Barnes, I staggered my way to the ship, my muscles tight from standing in the same position for such a long period of time. 

“I can’t believe you still call me Barnes. Or James. I told you to call me Bucky, and yet here you are.”

“So? I prefer it.”

“I don’t and it sounds weird coming from you.”

“But you know it’s me when I call you it.”

“....fair point. At least Lillith calls me Uncle Bucky.”

“Which is absolutely fucking adorable, by the way.”

We grinned as we finally got out of the building, heading towards the quinjet. 

We got on, only to be greeted by the sight of Natasha wrapping duct tape around the mouth of a hydra official who was currently hog-tied and on the ground. 

“Alright then, I’d say I was surprised but I’m honestly not.” I said as we paused at the doorway, taking in the man who currently held little, if not no, dignity.

We caught each other up on what happened as the final preparations were made to take off, checking everyone and all the gear, with five minutes still left of the timer. 

The quinjet started off and I barely noticed in time that Natasha had lept off the fucking plane and started running towards the building. 

“NATASHA!” Both Barnes and I shouted at the same time, I forced my way towards the back of the plane, staring at the ground as we hovered, waiting for her. 

The funny thing about some of these older-model quinjets is that the lift gets stuck sometimes, and won’t fully close all the way. 

I grabbed Jame’s shoulder as he grabbed a pack and I slammed into him, stopping him and taking it from him, stopping him in his tracks.

“I don’t care that this is reckless. I’m going after her, Barnes. And I need you to promise me that whatever happens, you will take care of my daughter.”

“I promise, сестра” (sister)

“Good. I'll see you on the other side, брат. (brother)

[angel-gone-dark]

He's Got His Mother's Hips - 1 [Bus Stop Blue]

Self indulgent ass fic where I'm in South Park because... why not. FT. April because she's the hottest bitch in town <3

CW: Slur usage, swearing. You know how these boys are.

He leaned against the sign for the bus stop, sighing in the cold mountain air. The chill was nothing he wasn’t used to, being from New Hampshire originally. Colorado was almost no different- just flatter. He yawned, burying his face in his phone to read fanfiction as he waited, earbuds filling his ears with his favorite tunes. 

Cartman stuck his chunky arms out, stopping most of his friend group in their tracks. 

“Who the fuck is that??” He scoffed. 

“How would we fucking know?” Kyle snapped. “It’s a public bus stop, fatass, he can stand there.”

“He’s in my fucking spot.” 

“You can’t own a spot, dipshit.” Kyle huffed, glancing at his phone. They were way too early for the bus, as usual.

The short boy bobbed his head to whatever song was in his ears, his half-up half-down hair moving with him. The boys squinted at the stranger, looking him up and down. He had mostly brunette hair framing his jaw, but the tips were dyed blue. His pale face was round and covered in freckles, red cheeks from the cold hidden under crooked and broken silver wire framed glasses. He was chubby, but not in the same way as Eric. Kyle couldn’t help but think it suited him. He was in ratty clothes- worn jeans and a baggy hoodie with holes in it. His shoes were clearly old, the tips of the toes nearly worn through. He caught their gazes, and he gave a half-hearted wave before looking back downwards. His free hand picked at the skin around his nails.

Stan nearly said something until a surprise hug from Butters knocked the air out of him and Kenny. The bleached boy coughed hard, wheezing.

“Christ almighty, Butters, don’t fucking scare me like that!” He shoved his friend lightly. “I almost hit you.”

“Gee, sorry Stan! Oh, who’s that?” The platinum haired fellow didn’t even wait for an answer, bounding with lanky legs up to the new kid. “Hi there!”

His head slowly raised, eyebrows knit together in concern as the hand that didn’t hold his phone reached up and took out one earbud. 

“H-hey..?” 

“Heya! I’m Leopold, but everybody jus’ calls me Butters! Good t’ meetya!” He stuck out a hand, jolly. The small guy swallowed thickly with his nerves.

“...L-Leigh.” He shook Butters’s hand gently. 

“You’re new here, right?”

“No shit, Butters.” Cartman cut in. “You’re in my spot, fag.”

“My bad.” The brunette, now identified as Leigh, mumbled. He scooted away from the signpost. 

“Yeah, your fucking bad, Douchebag.” He huffed, taking ‘his’ spot back. Stan and Kyle rolled their eyes while Kenny attempted to light a cigarette, uncaring.

“Damn lighter.” He grumbled. It was probably out of fluid because of his older brother, Kevin, stealing it for a while. “Huh?”

The strange little guy had, unthinking, lit his own lighter and held it to the cigarette in Kenny’s lips. He briefly noticed that the design was a mouth with bloody fangs, red text spelling out ‘BITE ME’ underneath. He nodded in thanks.

“You smoke?” He asked.

“Absolutely not.” That made Kenny laugh, ending on a wheeze.

“Why do you have a lighter then?” The other boy shrugged.

“Looks cool.” Kenny couldn’t argue with that assessment. 

“What else you got in your bag?” He raised his brow.

“Uhhh, TicTacs, chapstick… stuff…” He swallowed. He perked back up when the bus pulled in, waving at them lightly before rushing on.

“Good.” Cartman huffed. “I don’t wanna talk to him ever agai- OH GOD DAMMIT.”

Butters shook his head, grabbing Leigh’s hand and tugging him up. 

“That’s Eric’s seat, silly. Come sit with me!” Leigh looked up at him in awe, as the blonde tugged him to nearly sit in his lap as he squished in with Kenny.

The brunette squeaked. A tiny girl a few seats in front of them popped her head up and glared at his kidnapper.

“Stotch, you’re scaring the pants off of him. Come sit up here, hon.” She offered, and he gladly moved with a relieved sigh. “Hi, I’m April.”

He smiled lopsidedly as she shook his hand with delicate grace. 

“‘M Leigh. G-good to meet you, thanks for the save.” He expressed, giving her hand a light squeeze, being careful of her nails. They looked good, painted with a practiced precision.

“No worries. Cartman eats every new kid alive, and Leo can be a lil’ suffocating.” Leigh nodded.

“You said it, April.” Having one friend was a relief in this place, at least.

word count: 752

[doomalade]

oh it's the jaune stan that blocked cause i said v9 jaune had a tictac head + looked like an offbrand frank gallagher & he was like "he has to grow up :(((" like yeah. grow up UGLY

My block list has increased by like 20 today alone

I am so sick and tired of all of the Jaune Stans on this god damn platform

It’s just the same boring washed down content repeated 100 times over with nothing of value

Plus it is always fucking sexualizing which believe me I don’t have an issue with, it’s the constant reliance on “haha the sex!” that just is so overplayed and brings nothing of value to anything