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radioactivepeasant · 7 months

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If TPL Jak tripped through time and landed at the end of Jak 2. He is now stuck with two very protective older teenagers who keep threatening Samos. This kid doesn't know what is going on.

#dax is puffed up like an angry cat #tpl jak and renegade jak have to race to see who gets to keep the name Jak and who has to pick something else #jak 2 renegade #tpl jak #jak and daxter #new jak au because aus multiply like tribbles #Jak swears and Dax is like 'not in front of the baby!'#tpl Jak is like 'I'm thirteen? i think?'#'yeah? a baby!“#wip sketch

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liquidstar · 7 months

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If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.

#i think about this story sometimes like yeah I'm proud of them for that too actually. good job baby brothers #they're not babies anymore of course they're turning 20 next year which is crazy #but they're still the type of people who'd do something if they saw something of this sort happen for sure #respectful of women and everyone else too. they're good guys #I'm glad I ended up with them living in my house against my will for like 14 years #anyway i have no idea where i was for all this but my best guess is probably a friends house given the time period #i was always at my besties house lol #i hope she's doing well too actually. haven't spoken in forever...#bestie from greek elementary school... if you're out there... let's get muffins and fanta at the bakery across the street again someday 💜☮️

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knightinink · 1 month

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GUYS NO FUCKING WAY-

TILLA OH MY GOD LETS GOOOOO

THIS SCENE LOOKS SO SWEET

#WE WIN #FUCK YEAH BABY #WOOOO #blitzo #helluva boss tilla #helluva boss #helluva boss spoilers

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butchdykekondraki · 8 months

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#[ren]#10K+ NOTE ROGER JONES OH YEAH BABY

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deadmomjokes · 2 years

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PSA: tomatoes are not spicy. Tomatoes and tomato products should not be spicy. Pizza sauce isn't inherently spicy. Tomato-based pasta sauce is not spicy. Ketchup is NOT spicy.

If tomatoes are spicy, you have an allergy to tomatoes.

This announcement brought to you by my almost 29-year-old husband learning for the first time in his 2.8 decades of putting food products into his mouth that spaghetti and saucy pizza aren't spicy foods

#his amazement at our daughter eating spaghetti willingly #when apparently he's been suffering in silence over there his whole life #and i'm like ????#and he's like ''you didn't make this spicy?''#NO #NO I DID NOT #and he just blue screens for a minute #and i'm like YOU THINK SPAGHETTI IS SPICY???#and he's all ''yeah that's why i prefer we don't have it very often''#the absolute SHOCK i tell you #turns out he hates ketchup because it's spicy and he never understood why people wanted to dip fries in spicy sauce #i was like ''DUDE ketchup is supposed to be sweet and maybe a touch tangy but also cool and refreshing''#and he's like ''SWEET?????''#so uh yeah turns out dude's allergic to tomatoes and he just assumed everyone had a way higher spice tolerance than him #cuz he can find ''non spicy'' food too hot #and it's just all tomato based stuff and we never thought to connect the dots #mild salsa? too spicy. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#tacos? too spicy even at baby heat levels. IT'S THE TOMATOES.#prefers alfredo to marinara despite alfredo having objectively more pepper in it than marinara #he thought his spice tolerance was just so wimpy that my 'normal' was too spicy for him #so he's just been dealing with 1-3 meals a week being spicy to him our entire marriage WITHOUT SAYING A WORD #because he didn't want to offend me with his wimpy palate #IT'S THE TOMATOES #it's always been the gosh darn tomatoes

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dapper-lil-arts · 4 months

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The entire premise of Alicorns being on another untouchable level dissapears when you account for Cadence's basic-ass taste in men

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critterbitter · 5 months

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Local pachirisu child attempts to befriend two patrats (because they know the chopsticks game, and therefore must be cool, right???)

Alas. The children do not know how to communicate. (Want comics that aren't sad child hours? Check out the masterpost for my submas content!)

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ssaraexposs · 3 months

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Do you ever start thinking about the fact that Dazai literally made tiny snowmen based on his favourite people? The ones he secretly keeps in his heart?

Said people being:

- ANGO

- ODASAKU

- ATSUSHI

- CHUUYA

AND I BELIEVE IT'S BEAUTIFUL

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asparklethatisblue · 5 months

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Rejoice, for onto the world a child was born.

Baby Gesus, only daughter of Jod, the most special girl in the universe

#gideon nav #pyrrha dve #awake remembrance of these valiant dead #Awake Remembrance of These Valiant Dead Kia Hua Ko Te Pai Snap Back to Reality Oops There Goes Gravity #the locked tomb #gideon the ninth #my art #yeah idk I was :( then thought of baby Gideon with sunglasses and was :)

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armorabs · 2 years

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In 2018 I made an edit of the Krusty Krab, where the the maritime flags were replaced with pride flags. And not a single person has been normal about it ever since. Here’s a 2022 remaster, happy pride.

#spongebob squarepants #spongeblog shitpost #YEAH PRIDE BABY #yes i did replace the pan flag with the aro flag. i WANTED to keep the pan flag but...

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may12324 · 7 months

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