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destrezam · 5 years
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Death: I have come for you
Spike: Hold on, let me ask my dad.
Death: This isn't a cho-
Spike: Dad says no.
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destrezam · 5 years
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What if I touched his butt
Unprompted: ALWAYS ACCEPTING
You would most assuredly lose a limb or two or three. You don’t touch him without permission, or unless you’re one of those he considers family. Though why family would be touching his butt, I don’t know. I don’t think I want to know either.
Would it be worth it though, is the question. ( yes )
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destrezam · 5 years
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Mihawk: If any of you need anything at all...don't ask me. Deal with your problems yourselves like adults. I’ll be in my castle.
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destrezam · 5 years
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u cannot stop me, father
Unprompted: ALWAYS ACCEPTING
is this your rebellious teen years? is that what this is? i’ve been a good father to you, haven’t i? i’ve taught you the ways of the goth and you repay me by dABBING?
@gigakes
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destrezam · 5 years
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Cleaning the china with talent(tm). ' Master, where do you even get a set with... crosses in black and red? ' which kind of provider of fine pieces could be goth enough to so something so dark and fancy?
Will actually fight you about this Master thing.
“ They’re specially made specifically for me. ” Yes, he goes out of his way to hunt down a potter with a goth enough aesthetic for him and his castle. “ And they’re very expensive. ” But no expense is too much to keep up his dark and gloomy style.
@gigakes
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destrezam · 5 years
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Mihawk: Be careful.
Zoro: I always am.
Mihawk: I respectfully disagree.
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destrezam · 5 years
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“Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of Goth Dad Mihawk and I’ll be singing Bring me to life.“ (????
From X: NOT ACCEPTING
You score a 10/10 because Evanescence. Consider yourself hired.
“ Hi, I’m auditioning for the role of Punk Daughter Spike and I’ll be singing ‘Blazin’ by ‘In this Moment’. ”
@gigakes​
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destrezam · 5 years
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*drinks his wine.* From shanks
Cue a boot to the face. 
Thief. SCOUNDREL. 
First rule of being in the grand castle that is Mihawk’s: Don’t touch his wine.
@aliamusae
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destrezam · 5 years
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*is too big for you askbox*
there is a castle you could fit in just fine, spike
@gigakes
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destrezam · 5 years
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“In the time it will take to explain this, the situation will get twice as bad.” ( from crocodile )
From X: Accepting
“ There is sand everywhere. ” Everywhere. “ You can stop this from getting worse. ” How? How does something like this even begin to happen? 
Better yet, what is Crocodile even DOING here? 
“ Fix it, ” His poor castle, it looks more like a BEACH house now — “ then explain yourself. ”
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destrezam · 5 years
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