No but actually Snape with a tranq dart gun that he can use as a ranged weapon to inject people with potions is something I need. This is the level of fantasy video game BS that I would love to see more of.
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Just contemplating how Victoria Goddard skillfully used worldbuilding to not only pack, but credibly pack, just so. much. parent-based narrative drama/suffering into Jemis Greenwing
You got your “tragically orphaned scion” “major daddy issues” “mysterious maternal-line powers” AND “only son of a forbidden marriage” and that’s before she even gets to his stepparents 😳
you can fit sooooooo much angst in this bad boy
(I’m not going to slap Jemis’s ass, that’s Perry’s job to do or delegate)
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The way sham went from appeasement, my ears are down, I’m not looking at you, I’m not a threat, dude no need to be so intense, im chill
To I will cut you if I fucking need to back the fuck off
To you good mum? I good mum?
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Being one of those fans who can’t get really into a ship unless it can be supported with a 20 page thesis makes being an Overwatch fan really hard lmao. People be pairing Any Two Characters in the World
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Do me a favor and try to conjure up the mental image of me hunched over my laptop trying to figure out a way to get a good look at testament’s ass in blender
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way too late to be articulating this thought but every time i loop hayloft and see the goofy utsuro!takasugi->oboro!takasugi noooo lil sibling dont kill sensei by killing sensei. kill sensei by killing ourselves. convolution. i am more and more fueled into getting as stupid as i can in my gntm postcanon lol. takasugi's eye has always been fine and he crawled out of that tower miraculously alive. so did oboro. separately. bc they. separately. uno reverse took over shouyou and utsuro's bodies respectively. all the other altana bodies in the terminal died for real tho so shouyoutsuro did as well. so whos that baby? why its my good friend shouyou(tsuro. theyre integrating.) the fourth :)
and the shouyou body takasugi took over just had a normal ass stab wound thats easy street hes fine now. but the utsuro body oboro took over was 1. largely metaphorical 2. also stabbed 3. more importantly underwent ego death something bad. so oboro's still on borrowed time he just gets enough to hang out with everyone until they get bored of him after a month and then he goes crawls in the woods and dies. one more time
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i wanna play u like a game boy
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one day julian brings a dartboard home and tries to get Lim to play with him. both as a way of improving his monocular depth perception but also as a Fun father-son bonding activity to reminder of his ds9 days. he never lets him win. but he underestimates what a hypercompetitive stubborn asshole his child is.. whenever Lim visits one of his siblings he goes to the local bars and pretends to be a novice then wins drinks for everyone in his party
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