#(Just kidding of course)

[thewhizzyhead]

what do you mean eva isn't playing eurydice forever-

[lexqa]

do you guys think trent & domi kissed on nye

[switch-puppygirl]

You suck dick because you want them to feel good. I suck my love's dick because I want him to feel good AND I love the taste AND I love how my throat feels afterwards for hours or even days AND he makes the cutest noises. we are not the same

[hearts4pearlescentmoon]

He sit

[connieshands]

Seeing as nobody wants to discuss my takes on classic literature - here's a pic of Connie in a big hat. I hope you're happy.

[sylvanskull]

As someone who's always quiet, as in I've never made a whimper or a moan or anything when I'm engaged with myself, I absolutely adore when anyone makes noise- a moan, groan, whimper, whine, growl, any of it like YES tell me how you're feeling babes I LOVE that.

[thedemon-crowley]

Well smack my arse and call me Cupid 🏹

[0inkcat0]

stupid fucking alieans.

[destinyc1020]

You know it's a DRY Tomdaya news day when we're over here arguing about Kaz's age rofl 🤣

[c4tto626]

btw. 8'460 posts until i have to abandon this blog 🫡

[dewarism]

him

this is the only thing i want in my inbox ever.

[vulnerary-prince]

I think ruthlessly bullying racists and transphobes to their breaking point is actually the morally correct thing to do old tumblr was on to something

[yekokataa]

smh can't believe two people clicked the "ground yourself in reality" option on the latest poll. i was hoping we'd get a full 0% on that one. you *don't* want harry to have a psychic battle? you don't want him to test his telepathic powers? ok boring cop.

[theseventiethmess]

It serves as a reminder that our beliefs — though held strongly — may not always yield definitive outcomes, offering a glimpse into the diverse possibilities that exist.

Mile about Man Suang, Men's Folio interview

Man Suang multiverse confirmed! It's sci-fi! 😁

[residents-of-the-darkforest]

Damn, webstripe really here having enough kit/grandkits to have a family forest then a family tree.

*opens wallet to show his kids* *the pictures just keep going*

[summonsofink]

=> Puts you in my inventory.

Ah shit! I'm even smaller! Listen! Whatever you do, don't right click my inventory space and select Drop, or I'll be dropped in my shrinky-dink inventory sprite form! They'll never find me!