#(Sanremo 2023)

[fundimestiel]

un gianni morandi trasparente per pulire anche la tua dashboard

[deathshallbenomore]

normal moments on italian state television, pt ???

[gojobait]

italians dont want a normal song contest they want to have the gayest most demochristian homophobic incestuous freudian nightmarish freakshow of a song contest possible

[yrsonpurpose]

VICTORIA DE ANGELIS ✧ Zitti e Buoni, Sanremo 2023

[yep-ishouldbesleeping]

Artistic parallels

[fedtothenight]

i need the international audience to know that for the 30s minutes in which italian 70s/80s pop band pooh performed a reunion medley on the sanremo festival stage the visits to p*rnhub allegedly fell by 17% and that this is the single most unhinged fact i can say about sanremo as a phenomenon. italy is not a real country

[italofobia]

[just-a-lil-anguria]

Mia madre ci tiene a farvi notare che ogni volta che Amadeus legge qualcosa dal gobbo Gianni lo legge anche lui con il labiale come i vecchi in chiesa che dicono anche la parte del parroco durante la messa

[italianstream]

ROSA CHEMICAL & FEDEZ -Sanremo 2023

[depressed--and--bisexual]

[daniellecamp]

TANANAI, Don Joe & Biagio Antonacci // VORREI CANTARE COME BIAGIO - Sanremo 2023, quarta serata

[gojobait]

canadian here: what the FUCK is sanremo and what the FUCK happened this year specifically? all i know is that some guy tongue kissed some woman's husband on live tv after twerking on him during his performance?

sanremo is an italian song contest that takes place every year for 5 nights in a row from 8.30pm to 2am where the singers make it their personal mission to make it the gayest event of the year while the execs make it their personal mission to make it the most homophobic event of the year. everyone is especially focused on wrecking as much havoc as possible. so far this year we got men kissing with tongue, anal plugs, leather daddies, incestous vibes, tits, women in leather suits kissing, boring ballads, le foibe, the cops band and as of rn we're witnessing an epic divorce. everyone is sleep deprived and held hostage by the host. i have no idea what time or day it is and neither does anyone else. the winner goes to eurovision

[ilpiubelbruttomisandro]

[linda-with-an-i]

Anyways...

[fedtothenight]

i can confirm to to the international audience that now that mahmood and blanco cannot risk ruining italy's economy by winning eurovision they're actually singing well. it was really all a ploy.

[onstoryladders]

when youre trying to leave kudos on a story for the second time but ao3 doesnt let you