#(ahhh there's dust on the thing I took a picture on... don't look at that)

[birb-tangleblog]

Everyone look at my pretty shiny metal 🐲💎✨

It's… very very late of me to do so, but I'm starting a Disney pin collection! I'm going to be focusing on TTS and especially series style pins tho, b/c I think a general Tangled/Rapunzel collection would get bonkers fast.

(Also, if any of you guys have old pins that you're willing to sell/trade if you're no longer collecting, you should lmk! 👀✨)

[angiezidler205]

Baron Bad Beaver

Rockbert fanfic

A bit suggestive at the bottom

Rocko just got out of work and boy was he hot. He had to dress up as Really Really Big Man for the fans because the real Big Man was out sick. Apparently he caught a Nipple Disease and he's at home resting. Rocko had an offer that he'll get a raise of twenty-five cents if he dressed up as the hero and took pictures with the fans. Rocko agreed but wanted a week off after this, since he'd promised Norbert that they'll spend the week together. Mr. Smitty wasn't sure about it but Rocko brought up how he's been working overtime for a while. Mr. Smitty finally agreed and Rocko dressed up as the hero and kept the act for the entire shift. Once Rocko arrived home, he'd noticed something on his roof. He got out of his car and looked up to notice that it was a buff beaver. “Um, excuse me? Muscular Beaver? Can you get off my roof?”, Rocko asked while he was looking up at the strange muscular beaver. 

“Ahhh, So we finally meet at last, Really Really Big Man! I, Muscular Beaver is in desperate need of your help!”, The beaver said as he pointed at him. Rocko was confused but knew that familiar voice. “Daggett?! What are you doing on my roof?!”, Rocko called out but was talked down by the beaver. “My name is Not Daggett. My name is Muscular Beaver!!! No one, not even I, knows my identity.”. Rocko grew even more confused but decided to play along. I guess this is the roleplay Norbert told him about a while back. Daggett tends to act like he's a superhero and “save” lives. Rocko decided that he should play along for a while. Maybe Norbert went out to get something and left Daggett here to take care of Spunky. Rocko then pushed Daggett off of him and got up. “Alrighty Muscular Beaver I'll help you out.”, Rocko said as he dusted himself off. 

“Not so fast!”, Another voice can be heard. Rocko looked around and noticed his garage was opening slowly to reveal another beaver wearing a dark outfit and a bucket as a helmet. He tilted his head confused but the beaver appeared and pointed at him. “I'm here for you Really Really Big Man! I want you to join my dark side and together we will rule the world!!”, The villain said while walking up to him. Rocko was even more confused at who this character is and Daggett then spoke up. “My arch nemesis! Baron Bad Beaver!!! You will never take him away! He's a Hero, Not a Villain!!!”, Daggett yelled while pointing at Baron. Baron poked Daggett’s face, “We'll see about that Muscular Beaver!!!”. He then pointed at the tree, “Look! A lost puppy is stuck on the tree!”. Daggett looked up to see Spunky sleeping peacefully on the tree. Daggett gasped and raced towards the pup, “Fear Not Citizen!! I, Muscular Beaver, Will Save You!!!”. 

As Daggett left Baron looked at Rocko and smirked inside the helmet. He grabbed Rocko and took him inside the garage and slammed the button to close it. Rocko grew extremely nervous and Baron walked towards him. “You may think being a hero is good and righteous, but being a villain is better. Join me Big Man and together. We can rule the world.”. Rocko felt his face flush at his tone and looked away, “U-Uhh I don't a-agree. Being a h-hero is a good thing! A-Also I don't think Norbert will like this.”. Baron chuckled, “Oh don't worry about that. Rocko.”. Baron took off his helmet to reveal Norbert under. Rocko felt his heart race, his face grew red, and his mouth was open. Norbert smirked and put back on the helmet, “That's better. Now. Why don't you be a bad guy and you and I can. Do many naughty things.”. Norbert said as he pinned Rocko to the wall while caressing his face. Rocko felt his heart stutter and his legs go wobbly, “O-Oh My. Baron Bad Beaver. W-What are you doing to me?”. Norbert smirked and lifted his helmet a bit to whisper in his ear, “I'm convincing you to become a bad Wallaby.”. Rocko's heart melted at his tone and felt Norbert's hand travel down his chest. “So what do you say? Rocko. Want to be my bad Wallaby? I'll let you do So Many Bad things to me in my… Private Room.”, Norbert said as he nibbled his neck. Rocko moaned softly and then yanked Norbert's helmet off and kissed him. Norbert kissed back and lifted the Wallaby up. He grinded on him while kissing him deeper and deeper. Rocko moaned and felt heat travel down lower. He gripped onto Norbert's hair and moaned in his mouth. They soon heard the garage door opening and Rocko panicked. He almost fell off of Norbert and his friend immediately went away. Norbert put on his helmet quickly to cover his red face. 

“Ah Hah!!! I knew you'd be here Baron Bad Beaver!!! Let Big Man go this instant!!!!”, Daggett said as he pointed at Norbert. Norbert smirked and pointed back, “Too Late Muscular Beaver!! Big Man has already agreed to join me!! Hahahahaha!!!!”. Daggett growled and pushed him away, “No! He is too Good to be bad!! Right Really Really Big Man!”. Rocko looked at them and couldn't choose. Whether to be good and save the world, or be bad with someone you have a major crush on. Rocko took a deep breath and then pinned Norbert to the wall, “That's Right Muscular Beaver! I will Never join the Dark Side!”. Daggett cheered while Norbert stared in shock. Norbert then smirked, “Oh Big Man. What are you going to do to me? Punish me? Oooooh that makes me want to be even badder in order to get all of your attention.”. Rocko felt his face flush while Daggett gags. “Norb!! I know he's your boyfriend but don't start any weird crackships in my comic book series!!!”, Daggett yelled in disgust. Norbert chuckled and escaped Rocko's grasp and kicked Daggett away, “Ha Ha!!!! Fooled you both!!! Now I will escape and None of You will Catch Me!!!”. Norbert runs inside the house and Daggett gets up, “Drats!! He has fooled us!! Come Big Man!! We must put an end to Baron Bad Beaver!!!”.

Rocko chased Norbert and looked around with Daggett. Daggett rushed upstairs only to get kicked down the stairs by Norbert. He heard Norbert's evil laugh and his heart sped up at the sound of it. Daggett got up and growled, “You Fiend!!! You will pay for this!!!”. He rushed back upstairs and soon both beavers rolled down the stairs fighting. Rocko rushed over to see if they're ok but was grabbed by Norbert. He was thrown to the couch gently and he looked to see Daggett get thrown in the closet and locked in there. “Don't Worry Big Man!!! I'll find a way out!! You deal with Baron Bad Beaver!!!”, Daggett called out from the closet. Norbert looked at Rocko with a smirk while the poor Wallaby felt more nervous than before. Rocko then had an idea and immediately rushed upstairs, “Don't worry Muscular Beaver! I uhh I-I'll Take Care of this Fiend!!”. Norbert chased him and Rocko ran inside his room. Norbert ran in as well only for the door to close and be locked by the Wallaby. Norbert smirked, “We have one round and one hour until Dag gets out of the closet.”. Rocko felt his face flush by that but shook his head, “N–Now Norb. I don't want him to walk in on us.”. 

“I meant roughhousing honey, get your mind out of the gutter.”, Norbert smirked at Rocko getting embarrassed. He then pinned Rocko to the bed and smirked, “But I love your idea. Let's see how strong you really are, Big Man.”.  Rocko felt his face burn and his legs tremble in excitement. Norbert then took off his helmet and kissed his lips softly. Rocko kissed back and looked around. 

Daggett was trying to get the door unlocked until he heard a loud bang upstairs and Norb screaming. “Haha!!!! Big Man is defeating Baron Bad Beaver!!!! I shall hurry before Baron tries anything!”, Daggett said while still trying to unlock the door. He looked around and noticed a magnet on the floor and picked it up. “Ah-Ha!!! With this Magnet I shall use its power to unlock this door and help Big Man!!!”, Daggett said triumphantly. He placed the magnet on the door for a moment and then banged on it to see if it'll open it. It took at least thirty minutes for the lock to finally come off and Daggett laughed. “Foolish Villain can't stop me!!!”, Daggett said as he opened the door. He rushed upstairs quickly, “Fear Not Big Man!! I, Muscular Beaver, is coming to Help You!!!!!”. He kicked down Rocko's door only to see Norbert on the bed exhausted. Rocko was standing by the bed looking a mess and pointed at him, “Quick Muscular Beaver! The magnet!!”. Daggett looked at his hand to see that he's still holding it and threw it at Norbert. It flew over his head and yanked off the bucket to reveal Norbert's red face. 

“Haha!!! We have Successfully Defeated Baron Bad Beaver!!!! Thank you Big Man, with your help I have finally defeated my rival!!!”, Daggett said while pointing at Norbert. Rocko nodded, “Anything for a friend, Muscular Beaver!”. Rocko noticed Norbert getting up and wobbled to the restroom, “Alright game over Dag. I need to clean up.”. Daggett looked at him confused, “What do you mean?”. Norbert looked at him, “I'm sweaty, sore and full of stuff.”. Daggett made a disgusted look and left, “I'm not going to ask.”. Rocko felt his face flush as he followed Norbert and closed the restroom door. They both began helping each other take off their costumes and Rocko inspected the bottom of his costume. 

“Oh Cripes. I’m going to need a new costume. You ripped the bottom part open Norbert.”, Rocko said as he tossed the ruined costume. Norbert chuckled, “Don't blame me. You couldn't even take it off. You practically begged me to rip it open.”. Rocko rolled his eyes then thought about what they did. His face grew red at how Norbert was acting as a villain. He… He honestly wanted to see this side of him more. “U-Uhh Norbert?”, Rocko asked. Norbert looked at him curious while turning on the shower, “Yeah Rocko??”. 

“D..Do you uhhh. M-Mind if we uhhh. If we.. Do this again sometime??”, Rocko stuttered. Norbert tilted his head confused and chuckled softly, “We make love almost all the time honey. At least three times a month or two.”. Rocko shook his head and took Norbert's hands, “No I mean. C-Can we do this hero villain roleplay again? Just… You and me? Alone? Not everyday but at least whenever we… We want to make things interesting or to have fun?”. Norbert's eyes shined with joy and he hugged Rocko tight, “Yes! I-I mean yeah! I… I never had someone ask me that before… Other than my brother I mean.”. Rocko smiled and kissed all over his head, “Well. Glad that I'll be your first Norby.”.

Norbert giggled and pulled him in the shower. They both cleaned each other and soon got out. They hugged each other's wet nude bodies, while a single towel was wrapped around both their waist. Norbert nuzzled Rocko's chest while Rocko kissed his head softly. Norbert then kissed his chest and smiled, “Thank you.”. Rocko looked down at him confused, “For what Norby Beauty?”. Norbert looked up at him with love and smiled, “For loving me even though I'm weird.”. Rocko chuckled and kissed his lips softly, “I'll always love you for you Norbert. Also I'm weird too so we can be weird together.”. Norbert laughed and nuzzled his chest, “We’re a perfect match, you and I. Wallaby Wonder.”. Rocko laughed and picked up Norbert's helmet and placed it on him, “I like that, Baron Bad Beaver. Or should I call you Naughty Norb instead?”. Norbert laughed loudly and kissed Rocko's head through the bucket, “Call me that when we're in bed weirdo.”. Rocko laughed and held his hands, “I'm your weirdo… And your hero.”. Norbert's eyes widened and his face flush more red. 

Rocko then dipped him, making the bucket slip off, and smirked at his face, “No matter how evil you are Baron. I'll always be your hero and your enemy. You may have won the last round but I'll win the next one.”. Norbert covered his face and tried so hard to go with the roleplay. “Rockooooo. You and your charming gaze! I-I can't do this!!!”, Norbert said while his face gets redder and redder. Rocko chuckled and leaned close to his ear, “That's Wallaby Wonder. Baron Bad Beaver.”. This earned a small squeal from Norbert and a laugh from the Wallaby. 

[nothing-but-dreamy]

DRUNK CONFESSION

Pairing: Gladio x Fem!Reader

Words: 1.367

Warnings: none, fluff

Synopsis: After a night in Lestallum's nightlife, yn makes an unplanned confession.

Laughing and swaying, Yn bumped into Gladio as they were on their way back to the hotel 'Leville'. She giggled as she bounced back from his solid body. Gladio held her steady with his hands on her small shoulders before she would trip over, "You belong into your bed, sweetheart.", he chuckled, amused how yn tried to get a clearer mind by shaking her head.

"No... I'm fine...", she mumbled and looked up at the huge King's Shield. Suddenly, she stopped giggling. She stared into Gladio's eyes and into his face, taking in every inch as if she saw him for the very first time, "Why are you so damn beautiful.", yn said low, sounding more sober than minutes ago.

Shaken with surprise, Gladio raised his brows, "W-what?"

"You're beautiful. Sure, you're also sexy, tall, handsome, all this but also so god damn beautiful with your amber eyes, your soft brown hair, your perfect lips."

Insecurely, Gladio chuckled, scratching the back of his neck. It was one thing to be confident about oneself but it was something different if someone else was so straight forward mostly when it was yn who wasn't known for such outbreaks, "Come on, you're drunk. You don't know what you're saying.", Gladio said laughing, trying to push yn softly into the right direction.

But she stopped and stemmed herself against his moves, "I'm serious, Gladio.", she slurred, "You're the most beautiful man I have ever seen. And then, you're also so nice and sweet and strong. You're the epitome of walking perfection."

"Thank you very much. We-"

"I understand why you're so successful with women. Although, if I think about it now, there were barely any new trophies by your side recently. Why's that? Why are you going out for drinks with me instead of having fun with some ladies?"

"Come, we bring you to bed."

"And my questions?", yn asked stubbornly.

"Here's the deal: if you go to bed now and you can still remember this weird conversation later, I will answer the questions. Alright?"

"Deal. And don't think you can escape me easily.", yn said serious, stumbling forward.

"Yeah, I fear I can't.", Gladio whispered concerned.

***

The next morning, yn sneaked out of her room she shared with Iris to go down the hallway in search of Gladio. The door of the boy's room was already open. Prompto sat on his bed with crossed legs and checked the pictures he had made the day before.

"Hey, Prompt. Where's Gladdy?"

"He said something about the panorama view spot. I guess he wants to see the meteor in the morning light. Would be a nice motive tho..."

"Thanks."

"Hey, uhm... Is everything alright between you and him?"

"Sure. Why wouldn't it be?", Yn asked confused.

"Well...", Prompto said, scratching the back of his neck.

"Prompt, spit it out."

"He was unusually quiet as he came back. And I guess, he had barely slept considering the dark circles and the grumpy mood."

"Oh... I'll go and check on him."

***

As yn found Gladio, he leant against the handrail, supporting himself with his arms and letting his eyes wander over the view. Slowly, she approached him and for the first time, she wasn't sure how things were between them, "Good morning.", she said softly and watched how Gladio stiffened by the sound of her voice.

"Morning.", he answered low.

She stopped next to him, copying his posture while looking over the scene. The view was indeed incredible. As he stayed silent, she knew she had to start, "Prompt said you haven't slept. Was it because of my ... confession last night?", she asked softly and watched how Gladio pressed his jaw together while he kneaded his hands.

"You still remember that, huh?", he asked low, avoiding her eyes.

"Yeah... I mean, I was the one who had said all these things and I... Even if I drink very, very much, I barely forget something. Boon and bane of me.", yn explained, "I also remember my questions about your ladies or rather ... the absence of ladies. I... Look, I want to apologize. I shouldn't have asked all these things about your private life."

"And all the other things? About my appearance?", Gladio asked, turning his head towards her but still not looking into yn's eyes.

"Sorry, big guy, I meant them. All of it. Maybe I wouldn't have blurted them out if I hadn't been drunk or... wouldn't have said them at all, but... I won't take them back. I really meant them. I guess, your ego can handle that because you're used to such compliments."

Gladio nodded but stayed silent.

"But like I said it's not me to judge whom you meet or not. So, I'm sorry. I hope you can forgive me.", Yn said and as he still stayed silent, she decided to leave him alone to give him some space and time.

"It's because of you.", Gladio said low.

"W-what?"

"That there aren't any 'ladies' around me.", Gladio said, copying her choice of words, "That's because of you. And no, no one called me beautiful before. At least, not as you did."

"Wait a sec! What do you mean with "it's because of me"? I haven't done anything!"

"You didn't have to. I developed feelings for you therefore, I already spend time with the lady I prefer the most."

"Gladio, I... I had no idea."

"And that's how it should be. You shouldn't feel obliged and I didn't want to make it awkward between us."

"You mean awkward like right now?"

"Yeah... I mean, I would lie if I say I wouldn't feel flattered about your compliments but...you were drunk-"

"You know what they say: children and fools tell the truth.", yn said and closed up on Gladio who looked at the ground. Never before, she had seen this big guy so intimidated and insecure, "Gladio, I really meant every single word. And I... I could imagine more between us than just a friendship. I just never thought I would be your type."

Gladio shook his head and chuckled while he stepped forward, taking one of her hands in his, drawing circles on the back of her hand with his thumb, "So, we both want more and neither of us said something?"

"I did say something yesterday! Maybe we should have gone out earlier...", yn considered thoughtfully while tapping her lips with her index finger.

Gladio cupped her face with his free hand, craning her head up to meet his eyes, "And maybe we should just kiss?"

"Better idea, big guy.", Yn said with a bright smile. She got on her tiptoes to reach his lips while Gladio bent down to kiss her softly. Quickly, the kiss became stronger and yn flung her arms around his neck while Gladio embraced her waist to bring her closer and to cherish the moment that increased his heartbeat...

"Yes! Finally! Ahhh!"

Startled by the sudden turmoil, Gladio and yn separated and turned over to the source of the noise. They saw Prompto, Noctis and Ignis lying tangled together on the ground with Iris on top of them who smiled from ear to ear triumphantly, "I almost thought you two would never come together. It took you two ages!"

"What to the biting Sabertusk is going on here?", Yn called out, chuckling and watching how her friends got slowly back on their feet.

While Noctis and the others tried to clean their clothes from the dust, Iris ran towards yn and embraced her strongly, "Finally! You two are perfect together.", the small bubbly girl said giggling.

While yn embraced Iris back, she saw an exchange of Gil between the boys. Noctis and Ignis gave a small amount of money to Prompto. Prompto, grinning from ear to ear, counted the money while Noctis stood there with crossed arms, "One more month and I would have won.", the prince muttered.

"Don't worry, your highness, next time, I will ask you for permission.", Yn said chuckling.

Gladio stepped forward, placing his hand on yn's shoulder, "Next time?", he asked with one raised brow but with a smirk on his lips.

Yn looked up, "Just kidding.", she said with a wink.