#(literally)

[bookholichany]

Edwin and Niko in a nutshell...

[foxesandcourts]

can we talk about how crystal's ancestors probably were aware of the girl she used to be but still decided to help her in the long run, how loving and kind they were to crystal and how helpful they were in her journey to her prior self. and also how badass they are in general. like.

[whumpster-dumpster]

Just had the phrase "Lost in the sauce" pop into my head where it's a tiny whumpee dropped into a sauce pot the whumper's bringing to a boil hehe

[a-dauntless-daffodil]

she's a silly little hell princess sometimes, and vaggie feels really soppy about it

[callilemon]

I had the insane thought last night that Vanoé reminds me of Serenity and Endymion.

The Princess of the Moon falling in love with the Prince of Earth?? The doomed romance?? They literally die for each other, get reincarnated, and find each other again?? I can't.

[blanketforcas]

Misha saying ANYTHING about destiel is always "damned if you do, damned if you don't." I don't know why people always turn on the one guy constantly keeping that door open, anyway, when the rest of the main cast is so quick to close it or call it "open for interpretation." Lest we forget, it wasn't all that long ago that we all learned the actors were told to not even SPEAK about destiel publicly, so if he wants to crack a joke about Dean and Cas fucking balls deep if the show was on a different network, hell yeah. All the better.

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[amnignsity]

I may or may not have forgotten I have an account here ૮꒰ ˶• ༝ •˶꒱ა ♡.

Anyways here is seungmin being a bbg cause I need more people who can help me appreciate this man and the fact he is so bbg.

This account was supposed to be a seungmin appreciation acc but ended up being a Fanfic draft airdrop for everyone ¦].

So I'll do both - ALSO SEUNGMIN IN HEELS Y'ALL꒰ᐢ⸝⸝•༝•⸝⸝ᐢ꒱⸒⸒

Anyways next Fanfic would probably either be the skz character guessing one, the jeongin fic, or a surprise one.

Have a pleasant night y'all<333.

[how-to-drown]

How i look at my friends when they say they don't wanna watch Saw 2004 bc its "gore porn" (its literally just a clever little thriller)

[shretllivesbitch]

Aww, I’m blocked! So sad! But the internet never forgets.

Remember kids, bananas are part of the evil Zionist agenda which we will address at our next Elders of Zion meeting. Remember the chocolate covered matzo!

[peonydraws]

SO WHAT IF IM THE MONSTER

[hikirain]

Sleepy eyes

[thezoraprince]

Oranges - Sidon/Bazz/Rivan x reader

HC / writing prompt for whenever you're ready <3 Oranges : I love the thought behind your partner peeling an orange for you. It's simple, sweet, and a little poetic. I think your HCs for our favorite fish boys peeling our oranges would just be perfect! ( I like to think that sense Sidon is so big, he would have a terrible time trying to peel oranges, so he would peel you a grapefruit instead thinking they're basically the same thing, lol )             This prompt can obviously be for anyone, but I'd love to see Sidon and Rivan for myself, and Bazz for Rocky ofc. <3” - @bertie-bats

firstly, i want to say that citrus is toxic to fish, so i’m making that somewhat apply here. i have to :’) i only learned that because i now have a fish who is my whole world <3

anyway, i hope you enjoy!! (i think Rivan's is my favorite lmaooo)

SIDON

big hands and small orange do not mix well

he tries and tries and tries

but every time ends up in a pulpy mess

he’s at the market one day and sees a grapefruit

he thinks ‘…big orange?!’

definitely buys it for you

he forgets to put something over his hands when peeling it

so his fingers start to tingle

but it’s worth it for you

he’ll bring it to you with a smile on his face

not a single negative thought on his mind

“… Sidon, this is not an orange…”

his eyes go wide

“What? But- but I thought…”

you just giggle

i mean

how can you not?

“It’s okay. I promise.”

you make yourself a bowl of sugar to place the grapefruit slices in

which helps a lot

Sidon takes a mental note that oranges are indeed orange

BAZZ

takes his orange peeling VERY seriously

he’s got gloves and he’s ready to go

because despite the citrus fruit making his hands sting

he really wants to do this for you

he’s not one to be SUPER romantic

so honestly the little things are BIG BIG BIG

he’ll bring you the peeled orange on a tray

the slices presented in an aesthetically appealing way

you’d think he’d gone to culinary school

“For you, my darling.”

you’d both sit on the sofa and enjoy some quality time together

and he’s definitely stealing glances while you eat this orange

RIVAN

this man would do anything for you

literally

the chaos that ensues when you ask for something

even something small

is too much for most

but not for you

you’ve learned just how to handle it

but Rivan peeling oranges is another story

he always forgets to wear gloves

and for most Zora, it wouldn’t be too much pain

but Rivan

you’d walk in, seeing this whole display

“… Aren’t you allergic to citrus fruits?”

he’d side eye you

“And?”

he’s not letting that major health concern stop him

he just wants to peel an orange for you to enjoy

and this gets him a day off from training

he just wants to spend time with you

[ayo-edebiri]

[fagsex]

[savaralyn2]

[stuckinapril]