#(which is an entirely different situation from fluffy fics where smut is just not present at all)

[graciereadshannigram]

re: sex, power, and hannigram (the bees in my head have struck again)

y'all know the quote, everything in the world is about sex, except sex – sex is about power? Will, someone who has been consistently denied agency and power in his life especially by Hannibal, and Hannibal, a man who has kept himself under such strict control around other people, despite desperately craving true connection to another person – sex would be a natural extension and exploration of these pre-existing dynamics. 

Will and Hannibal’s entire relationship is based on their emotional and intellectual connection as they play this cat and mouse game where the power dynamics are fluid and unstable! the mental arousal they provide one another is an integral part of their connection. and that’s what attracts and excites them! and you know what increased psychological arousal leads to (or at the very least, enhances)? physical arousal!! 

which brings me to my next point: we know that Will is mentally aroused by the prospect of both saving and taking lives (s/o to our boy Chilton, man was a rat, but he was right!) because doing bad things to bad people feels good. 

so when Will finally Becomes by killing the dragon with Hannibal and they start exploring how they kill together, of course bloodlust and regular old lust are going to start blurring. not because either of them are sexual sadists who get off on the act of murdering someone, but instead on the power they each hold over death, the thrill of being truly seen and accepted by the other. 

not to mention the fact that sex provides an outlet for some of their more destructive urges, as well as a way to rebuild trust and psychological safety, two things they haven’t really had much of?? which is not to say that i believe everything they’d do would be safe, sane, or consensual, but i do think they’d be providing each other with what they each authentically need to move forward with one another. 

basically, i'm trying to say Hannibal tried his own brand of therapy on Will and look where it got them. i think the next logical progression would be sex as therapy and therapy as sex.

[dtfrogertaylor]

2019 Queen/Bohrap Fanfic Awards

Tumblr Fanfics, NOT 18+ rated (if any of these are 18+ please tell me so I can move them to the correct list)

‘A Simple Favor’ by @redspecialty nominated by 3 anons

“it is the best” - @dingdongdeaky​

“It’s was simply incredible! A beautiful read by an inspiring and imaginative writer! A supreme pleasure to read!” - @littlehopelessdreamer47​

“Its written so so so well and its so real and honest and the ups and downs suck you right in. This series absolutely built me up and crushed my heart and made me cry with happiness and sadness and if you love Gwil there's no way you can't love this series. It really has everything, from fluff to angst to smut, friends to lovers, a pregnancy AU, comfort... Its just an amazing series, really my review doesn't do it justice.” - @lovehelpmewrite​

“So well-written, beautiful descriptions, and such a unique storyline!” - anon

‘Virtues Uncounted’ by @a-night-at-the-0pera 

“it’s so creative and i love how all the characters fit into the plot!” - anon

“Virtues Uncounted is so different than all other fics, and so incredibly well done. It reads like a novel, and the work put into it is so obvious. It kept me guessing until the last chapter, and I eagerly awaited each installment.” - anon

“aside from the writing and the wonderful person Tori is, I really just want to point out the sheer effort that had to go into this. the hours of research and outlining and plotting that had to go into this - that’s dedication. and it totally pays off! she built such a believable and complex world, it reads like a real novel.” - @littlespoiltthing

‘Headlong’ by @bensrhapsody (O/C)

“It’s fun and fluffy and with time travel involved it has a dash of drama” - anon

“Lena has somehow managed to capture their personalities perfectly!” - anon

“Cara is such a relatable and lovely character - especially in such a surreal situation as she finds herself” - anon

‘Meet the Family’ by @blamerogertaylor

“Frankly it made me feral for a 70 year old and I absolutely loved it!” - anon

‘Memory Lane’ by @39taylor nominated by @blamesachadhawan

‘I’m Happy At Home’ by @brianmay-be

“It’s one of the cutest fics I’ve ever read!!” - anon

‘Responsibilities’ by @daemyiel

“Because it's a really good Roger fic that I didn't expect to go the way it did.”    - anon

‘Doing All Right’ by @strangeandwonderfulconcepts nominated by anon

‘Simple Sentence’ by @cobaincreates nominated by anon

‘The Great Pretender’ by @likethewingsof-butterflies

“It deserves way more appreciation than it got. It is written absolutely amazingly with the detail and the depth of how they both react.” - anon

‘I Do Love You’ by @megalony

“Her stories have vivid descriptions which make it enjoyable and captivating for the reader, also her stories are creative!” - @bluutac

‘About Last Night’ by @mothermercuryy nominated by anon

‘Ten Things Series’ by @taylorroger-s

“it is so immersive and you get very attached to the characters. i love how they portray the band and readers relationship with them :))) this author in general is excellent and i always look forward to her projects, even if they are not terribly often” - anon

‘Soft Disco’ by @laedymoon

“where do i even begin? this fic is so gorgeously written and has ripped my heart out on more than one occasion.” - @illfoandillfie

‘Funny How Love Is’ by @funkytalia

“It’s just so fuckin’ good. Usually I can’t stand slowburns, but this one is just *chef’s kiss*.” by @benders-diamond-earring 

‘It's A Hard Life’ by @brian-maybe-not

“heartbreaking and never fails to get the waterworks going but also its *chefs kiss* delicious” - @illfoandillfie 

‘A Night At The Library’ by @veriloquently

“the absolute loveliest fandom exchange gift i could ever have hoped to receive. made me smile for like a week straight and still makes me go all soft and giggly when i think about it.” - @illfoandillfie

‘Killer Queen’ by @softlyhardy

“Beautiful story, well written, and I'm looking forward to more chapters!!” - anon

‘j.d. | b.m.’ by @daddydeakydeacon (ship)

“I like it because it's a cute little piece about two people who love each other very much, and I like how the author (Kevin?) didn't feel the need to add smut into it so that he could feel that other people would accept it.” - anon

‘Detox’ by @megalony

“So sad and heartbreaking but so so good” - @jennygggrrr

‘That Silly Wig’ by @queensdivas

“The way she captured the whole scene was absolutely gorgeous! Completely underrated” - anon

‘Save Me’ by @deakyspuff nominated by anon

‘Angels’ by @bohemian-napsodyy

“It’s a work of art and made me cry so hard, but they put so much effort into it and it shows” - anon

‘Funny How Love Is’ by @funkytalia 

“such a lovely story; friends to lovers is <333″ - anon

‘An Average Friday Night’ by @acdeaky

“It’s very sad and angst and I love it!” - @leatherjacketmazzello 

‘Just Go With It’ by @sohoneyspreadyourwings

“The writing was just super great! I loved the whole story idea, and it made me fall even more in love with Joe.” - anon

‘Just Say It’ by @briansclogss

“I actually cried reading it and felt my heart rip out of my chest :((” - anon

‘Love, Miss Nurse’ + ‘Love, Genie’ by @acdeaky

“The description is absolutely incredible and the letter plot is amazing. The mere word auburn for Joe/Genie's hair gave me sparkles in the eyes I can't even explain why. I love it !!” - @warriorteam1924

‘Lazing on a Sunday Morning’ by @painandpleasure86

“This is Lily's very first fic and also continuing one of my story. It is just beautiful, I love it !!!” - @warriorteam1924

‘See What a Fool I’ve Been’ by @doubledeaky

“Even if it is with Brian May and I'm more into John Deacon, the plot is very good, the protagonists are very well described. A kind of mini series, with four parts, simply elegant and beautiful.” - @warriorteam1924

‘Wipe My Nightmares Away’ by @eileen-crys

“The idea of nightmare is just so great. The husband/wife plot works perfectly. The writing is excellent.” - @warriorteam1924

‘Weep Not For The Memories’ by @thosequeenboys (platonic)

“It made me cry, but because it was absolutely and amazingly beautiful. The description is perfect, the feelings expressed are so real, the protagonists perfectly fit. The writing is just superbe. An amazing author, really. Brilliant.” - @warriorteam1924

‘Not Just You and I’ by @rhapso-kei

“a very soft, very hilarious pregnancy reveal/announcement fic. legitimately, I laughed almost the entire time I read it. everyone, from reader to john, are Top Tier Dumbasses and I love them for it.” - @littlespoiltthing

‘Morning Glow’ by @ohmyrog

“a short but tooth-achingly sweet thing. it's like a little morning pick-me-up! you're almost immediately immersed in this soft little world. and i believe it was written on the fly, which is pretty awesome!” - @littlespoiltthing

‘Present!Roger Universe’ by @blamerogertaylor 

“The best present!Roger fic series I've read, the others are almost always smutty, this one is 100% fluff/angst and I love it!” - anon

‘Pillow Talk’ by @bensmazzello nominated by anon

‘Right in the Middle’ by @brianmay-be

“I love all their fics but this one is so fluffy and pure, it warms me” - @tv-saved-the-teenage-girl

[inevitably-johnlocked]

Heyo! Do you know of many fics where John cooks food and Sherlock has that moment of realization that he just loves John and their life together? (Or just any fic where one cooks food for the other haha)

Hi Nonny!

AHHHHH, not 100% this concept, but I do have a few food-related fics! Check it out!

COOKING, FOOD, & DINNERS

See also: 

Food Sex

Johnlock & Food (Alexx’s List)

Dinner With John by Zang Bluetterfly (T, 505 w. || Friendship, Romance) – “Let’s have dinner, John.” Sherlock secretly smiled. Irene had been right: he had rejected her dinner’s invitation because he already had John by his side, even though the doctor was still clueless about Sherlock’s true feelings for him.

The Basics by wearitcounts (Sher_locked_up) (T, 611 w. || Schmoop, Fluff, Coffee, Kissing, Friends to Lovers, The Morning After) – Morning snogs, and coffee.

Easy like Sunday Morning by lbmisscharlie (G, 910 w. || Fluff, Breakfast in Bed, Epic Friendship, Platonics/Domestics) – John and Sherlock and their lazy, dysfunctional Sunday mornings in bed. In which Sherlock has difficulty sleeping and John makes lots of toast. Shameless fluff. Part 1 of No Mushrooms Please

This Isn’t About the Bathtub by cypress_tree (G, 1,142 || Marriage Proposal) – John and Sherlock go to Angelo’s for dinner. In both of their pockets are rings they are going to propose with, but the other has no idea. John proposes first, and Sherlock answers by pulling out his engagement ring.

Overtime by glow_in_the_dark (G, 1,149 w. || Fluff, Tea, Caring Sherlock) – John has worked over 80 hours this week, and will no doubt have to go into work tomorrow too. Arriving home beyond dead tired, his flatmate seems to take make it his personal mission to make John comfortable. Part 2 of Little Fluffy Oneshots

There’s Always Three of Us by Itsallfine (T, 1,765 w. || S4 Fix It Fic/Post TFP, Parentlock / Rosie, Angelo’s, First Kiss, January 29, Love Declarations) – Sherlock takes John and Rosie out to Angelo’s and gets a chance to correct the biggest mistake of his life.

Risotto by Richefic (K+, 2,153 w. || Friendship, Angst, Misunderstandings, Apologies) – The first time that John cooks dinner for Sherlock is almost the last. Fortunately, Sherlock is really quite observant. Inspired by John’s reference in “The Great Game” to there being some leftover risotto in the fridge.

Corn Dog Daddy by inevitably_johnlocked (M, 2,719 w. || Sherlock POV, Fluff and Crack, Corn Dogs, Fairgrounds, Coming In Pants, Euphemisms, Military Kink, Flirting, Sexy John, BAMF John, Smol Sherlock, Pining Sherlock, Humour) – Sherlock and John wind down after a case in a small town at a county fair. Sherlock’s imagination goes awry as John’s sexiness drives him crazy. Also: John knows how to handle a meat stick. Part 2 of I-J’s Tumblr Ficlet Collection

On a Sunday Morning by SD_Ryan (G, 3,136 w. || Fluff, First Kiss, Obsessive Sherlock, Pining Sherlock) – Sherlock has a little problem. He can’t stop obsessing about John Watson. {{Note to Self: ‘Cheese Tease’}}

It Was All Right There In Front of Him (A Five Times Plus One Story) by bees_stories (T, 3,191 w. || 5+1, Protective Idiots, Grooming, Bed Sharing, Lestrade POV) – DI Greg Lestrade is a good detective. But sometimes he doesn’t trust the evidence in front of him, until there’s a compelling reason to do so.

Wish I Was In Heaven Sitting Down by standbygo (M, 3,282 w. || Post-S4, Five Plus One, Missing Scenes, Parenthood, First Kiss, Friends to Lovers, Cuddling & Snuggling, Hurt/Comfort, Declarations of Love, Fluff, Food, John Whump) – Five times when Sherlock and John ate together, and one time they didn’t. A history of the boys, in food.

Five Times John Cooked Something with Peas and One First Kiss by 221b_careful_what_you_wish_for (T, 3,915 w. || 5 and Ones, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, Cooking / Food, Sick Sherlock, Music, Domestic Fluff, First Kiss) – After John cooks five dinners that slowly reveal their hunger for each other, Sherlock and John finally share a first kiss.

Lingerie by Sexxica (E, 4,135 w. || Valentine’s Day, Lingerie / Women’s Underwear, Mildly Public Masturbation, Picture Texting / Sexting, Bottomlock, Body Worship, Anal Sex / Fingering, Rimming, Orgasm Delay / Denial, Est. Rel.) – It’s Valentines Day and Sherlock is taking John to Angelo’s for dinner. Sherlock also happens to be wearing a garter belt, stockings and a rather small pair of women’s underwear under his clothes. There’s no dessert at Angelo’s because John needs to get Sherlock home just as quickly as he can before they both lose their minds entirely.

See Recipe for Details by pandoras_chaos (E, 4,981 w. || Oral / Anal Sex, Food, PWP, Fingerfucking) – John knows Sherlock’s mouth will never water over the sweet smells of baking chocolate biscuits or a lovely roast chicken, but he’s watched Sherlock nick mince pies out of Mrs. Hudson’s fridge often enough to deduce that the man does have taste, albeit confusing and obscure. So John makes a list: Things Sherlock Likes

Because Blah Blah Blah Happy by cwb (E, 4,578 w. || Fluff, Cuddles, Kissing, First Kiss, Requited Love, Pining Sherlock) – John is entirely done with the milk situation and gives Sherlock a list of shit he’s pissed about. Sherlock sets out to make John happy. John is happy. Sherlock makes his own list. They are both very, very happy.

Survival Strategies for the Domesticated British Butthole by Atiki (E, 6,183 w. || Crack, Rimming, Anal Sex, Iced Lolly, Hair Removal, Depilation) – In which there’s a rimming disaster, Sherlock depilates his butt, everything goes very, very wrong and groceries are mistreated. This fic contains hair removal creme in a butthole, ice lollies in a butthole and John Watson’s penis in a butthole. You have been warned.

where the good things grow by anchors (M, 7,066 w. || Tea Shop AU || Alternate First Meeting, Magical Realism, Gardens, Tea, Friends to Lovers) – “I have a magic garden.” As come-ons go, John’s heard worse.

Bread and Wine and Curry Once a Week by cwb (E, 8,737 w. || Fluff, Friends to Lovers, Stroppy Sherlock, Love Letters, POV John) – Sherlock asks John for relationship advice. Little does he know that it’s him that Sherlock is in love with.

Fucking Cake by Random_Nexus (E, 12,965 w. || Pre-Slash, Humour/Crack, Inanimate Object Smut, Frottage, “For a Case” / “Experiment”, PWP / Kinky, Mutual Pining, Fluff) – Sherlock brings home a chocolate cake, John finds him about to have sex with said cake, then exceedingly weird hijinx ensue. Part 1 of “Fucking Baked Goods” - Sherlock BBC

Merlot by Itsallfine (E, 14,844 w. || Christmas, Pining Sherlock, Wine, Slow Burn, First Kiss / Time, Love Confessions, Wine, Holmes Family) – Sherlock and John work toward becoming something more as they prepare to host the Holmes parents at 221B for the holidays. Part of 25 Days of Fic-Mas 2015.

The White Lotuses by SilentAuror (E, 20,340 w. || Slowburn, Domestic, Romance) – One day John realises that he just isn’t where he belongs, which is back at Baker Street with Sherlock. So he goes back and Sherlock, in his own way, courts him. Romance.

A Shipless Ocean by myswordfishmind (M, 22,135 w || Post-TRF, John has a Kid) – Ten years after the fall Sherlock goes back to London to find that John no longer lives there. Instead, he resides in a seaside town, a widower, and the father of a seven year old son. Now, Sherlock must struggle with the fact that there may no longer be a place for him in this new world.

You Can Imagine the Christmas Dinners by ardenteurophile (T, 23,584 w. || Pre-Slash, Drama, Fluff & Angst, Humour, Romance) – Sherlock takes John along for Christmas dinner with Mycroft and Mummy (And “Anthea”, too). Over the course of the evening, John realises that everyone in the room - apart from him - seems to think that he and Sherlock are a couple. Part 2 of Xmas Dinners Verse

a good old-fashioned happy ending by darcylindbergh (E, 32,731 w. || Christmas, Frottage, Comfort, Est. Rel., Fluff, Insecure Sherlock, Frottage, Nightmares, Sleepy Sherlock, Marriage Proposal, Humour, Fluff, Dancing, Cooking, Happy Ending) – For Christmas this year, Sherlock wants to get John something special: something every fairytale deserves. Part 2 of things fairy tales are made of

Goodness Gives Extras by mydwynter (E, 39,629 w. || Fluff & Angst, Case Fic, Oral / Anal, Humour, First Time, Miscommunication, Snark, Christmas) – Christmas time. ‘Tis the season to settle down with a drink, some food and a present or two, and to enjoy the quiet relaxation of the holiday. Instead, there’s a case that drags them all over, missing presents, disappointed kids, angry parents, and a freak snowfall. On top of that John has to deal with Sherlock, who is being even more of a prat than usual. He really shouldn’t have expected anything different.

Bedroom Tales by Junejuly15 (M, 49,950 w. || Friends to Lovers, Through the Years, H/C, Military Kink, First Kiss / Time, Romance, Insecure Sherlock, Voyeurism, Post-TRF, Ficlets, Fluff and Angst, Fix-It Fics) – Bedroom Tales is a collection of John and Sherlock ficlets. They are set at various stages of their relationship and are in no particular order. Some are fluffy, some sexy, some angsty, there is hurt and comfort, romance and love. What unites them is that they all play in a bedroom, but not necessarily the one in 221B.

The Homecoming Series by sussexbound (M, 51,744 w. across 12 stories, WIP || Domestics, PTSD, Love Confessions, Hurt/Comfort, Cuddling, Jealousy, Family Issues, Cuddling) – Sometimes home is all you need. After three years of horror, betrayals, and crushing loss, John and Sherlock find their way back home to one another, and together find new footing in a world that has changed forever.

Guilty Secrets by Ellipsical (E, 55,086 w. || Drumsticks, First Kiss/Time, Love Confession, Self-Sexual-Discovery, Anal, Rimming, Orgasim Denial, Butt Plugs, Cooking, Furniture Sex, Bath Sex, Rimming, Double Penetration, Anal Beads, Dancing, Romance, Tantric Edging) – John has a prostate exam and discovers something surprising about himself. Experimentation follows. Sherlock wants to help. They’re in love. You know the drill.

The Book of Silence by SilentAuror (E, 60,056 w. || S4 Fix It / Post S4, Virgin Sherlock, Rosie / Parentlock, Domesticity, Fluff, Praise Kink, Sex Toys, First Person POV) – As spring blooms in London, John and Sherlock begin to take new cases and cautiously negotiate this new phase of life with John living at Baker Street again. Despite how well it’s all going, John struggles to forgive himself for the way he treated Sherlock following Mary’s death as well as trying to figure out how to finally put his long-time feelings for Sherlock into words. Part 1 of The Book of Silence/Rosa Felicia

31_Days_of_Porn_Challenge_2017 Series by distantstarlight (E, 96,540 w. across 31 stories || Prompt Ficlets, Assorted Kinks, PWP) – A collection in response to the 31 Days of Porn Challenge issued by AtlinMerrik! Thanks for doing that because this has been buttload of fun (that joke never gets old). All stories will be brief stand-alone one-shots.

Mise en Place by azriona (M, 161,004 w. || Restaurant (Kitchen Nightmares) AU || Sherlock is Gordon Ramsay / Celebrity Sherlock, Restauranteur John, Harry Plays Prominent Role, Alternating POV, Mutual Pining, Cranky Sherlock, Bed Sharing, Slow Burn) – John Watson had no intentions of taking over the family business, but when he returns from Afghanistan, battered and bruised, and discovers that his sister Harry has run their restaurant into the ground, he doesn’t have much choice. There’s only one thing that can save the Empire from closing for good – the celebrity star of the BBC series Restaurant Reconstructed, Chef Sherlock Holmes. Part 1 of Mise en Place

Unkissed Series by 221b_hound (T to E, 184,168 w. across 46 works || Established Relationship, Ace Sherlock) – Sherlock returned from the dead a year ago. John returned to Baker Street six months ago. They’ve been in a couple since then. or at least, not NOT a couple. For two smart men, they sure can be dumb. Luckily, an art thief tries to drown Sherlock, Sherlock has a fever dream and things are about to change.

[reyskyber]

Fic tag game (?)

I was tagged by the ever-lovely @stardust-blake (Thank you!! This was fun!! I’m sorry this took so long, I’ve been at uni and just got back to my laptop.)

1. what is your most popular fic by kudos? comments? bookmarks? are they all the same?

Most popular is Begging Me to Beg for You for all three (idk why, it was so bad omg)

2. do you have a favourite of your fics? if not, do you have one you’re most proud of? why?

I think my favourite fic to write was Season’s Greetings, because the idea came to me from pretty much nowhere and it was just cute and fluffy.  But the fic I’m most proud of is IDGAF because I never actually intended to write it, and it was my second smut fic but I just felt like it actually worked that time?  If that makes sense. I didn’t want to go and hide in a corner after I published it like I did for BMTBFY.

3. what fandom/ship (if you write for more than one) is your favourite to write for?

I think bellarke are my favourites to write for, just because it’s the easiest for me.  With dramione, it always felt like the fandom was so big, and everyone only ever read works from a handful of readers (I know in actuality it’s not like that, but at 15 it felt like that).  And I am never going to attempt a Jon/Dany because the game of thrones/ASOIAF universe is so big I don’t even want to think about it, which is why I ended u writing Kit/Emilia instead, which does make me uncomfortable now and I wouldn’t write it again.  I just wanted a Jon/Dany modern AU without having to know the ins and outs of how Winterfell worked etc.

4. do you have any fics that got more popularity/attention than you expected? if so what were they?

BMTBFY.  I should have seen this coming, since it was a smut fic, but I sort of just wrote it and left it and now it has over 5k hits which I wasn’t expecting at all.  And I actually don’t think this fic is any good so I’m still shocked when I see people reading it/leaving kudos.

5. where do you get your ideas/inspiration from? do you have a fic that you feel is particularly unique in that area?

Almost every single fic I have written is because of something that has happened to me in my real life (except the canonverse ones obvs).  But Season’s Greetings was inspired by a text message I saw where their friend mistakenly thought they’d called them “honey” when they were asking for honey flavouring.  The inspiration for Winter Winds was me stood outside my work waiting for a lift off my mum thinking “wow I wish one of my friends would drive past and pick me up.”  But then that seemed weird to write so I changed it to what it became.  And That’s a Wrap was me wrapping my family Christmas presents for about three hours straight thinking I should monopolise it, alas someone stole my idea. As for unique fics, I’ve got one coming that feel unique, but I’ve only been reading bellarke for a few months so idk if someone’s already written it yet.

6. do you have a favourite character to write POV for?

I like to switch, just to give the full view of the situations.  But I’ve always naturally slipped into Clarke’s POV (I think that stems from YEARS of reading every single fic from Hermione’s POV and being completely thrown when I read anything from Draco’s so now female POV just feel natural? idk).  

I think I’m more like Bellamy in how I react to situations so that’s a bit easier to write, but I think I talk more like Clarke than any other character, so her dialogue is easier to write?  In all honesty, I just write whatever I think of and do a lot of editing later so I don’t really take much notice of what I’m feeling when i’m writing.

7. what’s your favourite side pairing to include?

I’ve not had much change to write anything including a side pairing, but I love Lincoln/Octavia and Miller/Monty or Miller/Jackson (I just need Miller to be happy okay?)

8. do you have a fic you feel is underrated in comparison to your other fics? or you just wish more people would read?

I just wish everyone who read BMTBFY actually went and read IDGAF because it was actually a lot better (in my opinion, and my sister’s.)  But I don’t have that many fics published so?

9. what’s something you would go back and change in one of your fics?

hahahaha everything.  I once wrote a dramione fic that I’m scared to go back a look at.  But tbh, I will eventually hate anything I’ve ever done if I stare at it for long enough, so there’s a lot I’d change and it’s nothing major, just scenes that could do with rewriting or something.

10. what is your favourite sort of comment to receive on a fic?

Any comment.

11. what are your favourite genres of fic to write? (e.g. modern au, hurt/comfort, fluff, angst, etc.)

I think I feel most comfortable writing Modern AUs, as long as I never try and emulate any kind of US culture (bc I know nothing), but fluff all the way, I can’t write angst for shit.  So fluff all the way.

12. what are your favourite tropes to write?

Gotta love a good friend to lovers trope.  I’ve not written many tropes yet, but hopefully I’ll get inspired and get chance to work on some stuff.

13. do you write fics similar to what you enjoy reading or completely different? both?

hmm sometimes.  I mean, I enjoy writing modern AUs, but that’s a very broad topic and I’ve read a lot of AUs. I generally avoid reading anything with Clarke of Bellamy dying and I don’t think I could write that, but tbh I’ll read almost anything but I’m quite picky about what I write.

14. what’s your writing process like?

If it’s something I want to be good, I’ll write it out entirely by hand and then type it up.  And I almost always have to write everything in chronological order and then work backwards once the bulk of it is there.  Editing takes me forever though.  I need a lot of tea and music and usually take about 15 minute breaks because I’m easily distracted.  But if I’m writing a scene that I can feel rather than just see in my mind’s eye then I cannot stop writing it until it’s done.

15. multi-chapter, oneshot, or drabble?

Back when I first started reading fanfic a drabble was 100 words or less, but now it seems to be more?  So I’m gonna say a drabble (anything up to 5k) is easier for me because I can write it in a day or two and then edit it quickly.  But I like writing one-shots too. And I’ve never done a multichapter so idk.

16. if someone was only going to read one of your fics, which would you want them to read?

This is a tough once, because I’d want them to read the one I’m writing now because it’s actually a proper fic instead of a drabble.  But I’d say any of them, they’re all quite similar (sort of).

Is there anyone left to do this that hasn’t?  Idk who to tag?  If you see this, consider yourself tagged!

[msyoonji]

One Condition(m)

Summary: You and Jimin have a perfectly-normal-good sex life, so you can’t really understand his need to explore further….whatever, two can play at that game. Looks like there won’t be much sleeping going on tonight.

Genre: A lil fluff/ lotta smut/ and hopefully I can make u giggle

Word count: 3,038

Warnings: Face sitting/ Breathplay (~light~Choking)…sorry mom

A/n: This is the FIRST EVER fic I felt comfortable releasing! I’m so super excited to share this w/ you guys and I hope u enjoy reading it as much as I enjoyed making it:’’) . ps. this one for my chubby hoes or for my cuties w a lil more meat on ur thighs. jimin luvs u n so do i 💖💖💖

“Baby pls"

“No”

“But- ”

“I said no”

You and jimin are currently laying in bed in your shared apartment, you’re flipping through a magazine in the biggest one of jimin’s t-shirts you could find while he begs you for…something, you can’t remember.

“Can’t we at least talk about it!?” He says exasperatedly

“No”

“Y/n! Do you even remember what we’re talking about??”

Shit. Caught.

“I-um”

“Y/n!”

“Ok I might not be able to remember, but who cares? It’s probably not good if my subconscious decided to throw the memory out!”

“Y/n please let’s just talk ok! No action or anything I just want to go over it with you!”

Oh yeah, you remember now, you tried Very hard to forget, but your boyfriend would be nothing if he wasn’t persistent.

You sigh “ok.“

“Ok? Ok! So, I know you said you didn’t want to sit on my face, but you never really gave me a reason? Don’t get me wrong you don’t have to give me a reason, but is at least something we can talk out? Is it some kind of insecurity? You know you can tell me right???”

And there it was.

Here’s the thing, it’s not that you didn’t want to sit on jimin’s face, far from it actually. You were just genuinely scared. It’s just that you’re not…small so to speak, you had meat on your bones and especially around the thigh are. You’d get to a point where you were comfortable with your body, thanks to jimin’s constant praise, but this was something else completely!

“Have you even thought about what would happen to you if I did that!?”

“Um yeah, every night before I go to bed that’s why I always disappear to the bathroom for 20 minutes”

“Are you joking??? I didn’t mean like that you nasty! Also, oh my god, this entire time I thought you were like flossing or something??”

“I mean yeah, no totally just flossing!”

“What I meant, was, what if I crush you?”

“I want that”

“No! I mean like actually crush you! Like I go to sit and your neck snaps and you DIE INSTANTLY! Imagine what they’d have to write on the cause of death section on your autopsy report!!!”

And then you heard him bust out laughing.

“HA, I think you’re the one who’s joking here! Y/n I don’t honestly think that’s physically possible but if it is, it would be an honor to die between your thighs”

“JIMIN!” You couldn’t believe him! How could he say such dirty things with such a serious face?

“Just…think about it” he was starting to get closer to the side of your face, directly over your ear. His voice dropping down and octave, to a whisper.

“You, towering over me, your pussy directly over my mouth, gravity forcing you down while you ride my tongue long enough to come all over my face.”

He comes up by now to stare directly into your eyes, his eyes flickering down to your lips every few seconds.

“ I don’t see how you could refuse such a great offer.”

By now your breathing has sped up and the light blush on your face give away how truly affected you were by Jimin’s words.

“No”

“But-!”

“Not unless…you do something I want”

 "Oh. Ok sure, what is it?“

 It’s your turn to smile now.

“Choke me.”

He’s heard you ask him before, almost as many times as he’s asked you, but his response was funnier every time. Jimin was not one to hide his emotions and you could see everything he was thinking by a quick look to his face.

“That’s different! I don’t want to hurt you, I could ACTUALLY kill you!”

“Oh please! You’re being so dramatic, you act like we don’t have a safe word!”

“And how are you gonna say it if I’m blocking off your windpipes?!” He counters

“Who cares! Choke me to death daddy!”

You say in a fit of giggles, not really taking this conversation seriously anymore.

And that’s what did it.

Jimin snapped and you were his only target. He wrestled you down on the bed so he was hovering over you. The magazine you were reading slid under the bed, long forgotten.

“Fine. I’ll choke you, but you have to ride my face first.”

His face completely serious now

“Wait really?”

“Yes really, now, do I have your consent and do you remember your safe word?”

“Yes and yes!”

“Alright then! Let’s do this!”

He said lying flat next to you and looking up at you expectantly.

“Wait now?”

Impatiently he props himself up on his elbows and brings his hand down to your thighs with little slapping motions signaling you to get on top.

“Yes now! What time better than the present?”

“But, wait I didn’t shave! I’m not letting you go down there right now it’s gonna feel like your French kissing a guy with a beard!”

“I’m grown ass man! I don’t care about no damn little hairs so get the fuck up here!”

He said, taking the matter into his own hands and flipping you on top of him, you let out a little surprised squeal. You always forget how strong he is but at times like this you’re rudely reminded!  

You stare down at him, still a little uneasy about the situation. He takes your face in both his hands and lifts himself up until he’s only a couple centimeters away from your lips.

“It’s ok baby, we can stop at any time if you really don’t like it. all you have to do is say the word.” He looks deeply into your eyes the entire time, not blinking, and when you give him a little smile to show your readiness he brings you in for a kiss.

It starts off slow, steady, how all your kisses with jimin are. Sweet but with so much deeper meaning. As the kiss starts to deepen, You can feel his hands travel down your neck, over your shoulders, down the front of your shirt where he didn’t miss the fact that you weren’t wearing a bra with a small squeeze and down to settle at your waist. Taking his lead you bring your hands up to tangle in his soft hair.

The best part about sex with jimin was that he always put you first, he would never let you come last and if it happened by accident he would make up for it with hours of his face in between your thighs. His tongue poked out to lick at the seem of your mouth, asking for permission which was granted to him shortly after.

Jimin didn’t really care for being the dominant one in the bedroom he’d rather see you take control. But he sensed your nervousness and took the lead as your tongues swirled around in each other’s mouths. He broke apart from you shortly after, peppering kisses down the side of your face, marking a wet trail down your neck to the one spot at the junction between your neck and collarbone, where he knew you were most sensitive. Your breath picking up again, letting out a small whimper when he nips at the skin. He brings his face back up to yours again, asking if you’re ready without having to open his mouth once. You tuck your now swollen bottom lip under your teeth and give him a firm couple of nods.

He smiles at you and gives your sides small reassuring squeezes. Laying back on the bed his eyes don’t leave your body once as you get up too quickly remove your panties and shimmy your way up to put your knees on either side of his head.

“Baby girl, as sexy as it is to see you wear my clothes, would you mind taking my T-shirt off?”

With a little pout on your lips, you look down to your body and then at him. He’s staring up at you through half lidded eyes, his hands placed delicately around the front of your thighs, tickling you every time they twitch slightly.

“Do I have to?” You whisper, your nose scrunching up. Not exactly liking the thought of you body being so openly on display.

“No…but think it’ll feel much better for you if you did. Besides, I’ll be able to touch you without it getting in the way.” He says with a soft angelic smile on his face, as his left hand comes up to squeeze your breast.

“You seem like you’re doing a well enough job to me.”

He whines “baby pleeease!”

“UGH, you know what!” You say as you tear the piece of fabric off your body.

“There! Are you happy now?!”

Your hands come to cross over your fluffy tummy, suddenly much more self-conscious considering the fact that your boyfriend remains completely clothed underneath you.

His smile returns, fully baring his teeth now as he grips onto your arms and slowly peels them away. His head coming up enough to leave one small kiss on your stomach.

You can practically feel the butterflies try to erupt from within you.

Of course, this is probably the most ‘jimin’ gesture you can think of. An act of pure affection in the middle of a highly provocative scene. And you wouldn’t want it any other way. With your knees weak, you’re afraid your arousal might start dripping onto his face from it alone.

His eyes trail their way back down your body, to the one place that needs his attention the most.

Although your tummy slightly obscures your view, your eyes don’t miss the smirk that settles on his plump lips.

“Are you gonna keep smiling at my pussy like a creep or are you gonna do something??” You say getting impatient

You can hear him give you a small disbelieving chuckle at your sudden burst of confidence before you feel his tongue flatten out and lick one strip up from your hole to your pubic bone.

Taken back- even though you did ask for it- a big gust of air comes rushing out of your mouth.

He licks one more stripe before his lips come up to latch onto your clit. As he starts sucking at a steady pace, his hands come to grip on your thighs more forcefully, willing you to fully take a seat.

You’re breathing becomes labored as you stare down at him. One of your hands comes to rest on the headboard in front of you, gripping it for dear life; the other on your breast, as you begin to play with your hardening nipple.

You can feel him trying to pull you down, but you’re still conscious of not wanting to hurt him so you tense your thighs up, hoping it’ll be enough to not lose control and completely crush him.

It was a good plan. That is, until he added two fingers, crooked forward and moving quickly in and out of you. At that point, your legs completely gave up as you sunk down and your hips began rocking to their own accord. You’re eyes screw shut as your lips form into an ‘o’ shape with your brows furrowed.

Jimin, all the while, looking up at you with complete amazement. He couldn’t understand how, even at a time like this, you were simultaneously the cutest and sexiest thing alive.

His hands come up to cover yours over your breast and he begins tugging harshly on your nipples. He recalled you mentioning how much you liked it during some pillow talk the other night.

Above him, you’d turned into a whimpering mess. Panting and cursing, saying something that vaguely sounded like his name.

“Fuck, ji min, I think I’m gonna cu-fuck. I’m gonna cum.” You say rushed, you didn’t want to completely catch him off guard.

Not that he would mind.

With this new information, he flattened his tongue and let you take complete control.

With both hands now firmly gripping ahead on the headrest, You rocked your hips back and forth three times before you could feel tingling travel to every nerve ending in your body. You yelled out his name at the same time as your body stopped moving all together and you felt your orgasm wrack over you, your body shaking sporadically from the aftershock.

With your chest still heaving up and down you managed to move down to sit on his chest.

Your arms come down to your sides and he immediately intertwines his fingers in yours. As you open your eyes you’re met with a smile so big his eyes squint into crescent moons. Your arousal shining all over the lower half of his face.

“So-” he says, tongue darting out to lick his lips.

“how was that?”

You give him the most unamused face possible before sliding down to straddle his hips and leaning in to press a kiss to his sticky lips.

You grind your hips down to press into his erection, feeling just how affected he was.

“Doesn’t seem like I was the only one who liked it”

He just smiles again as he moves to flip you both over. With him on top now he quickly strips off his thin white T-shirt and removes the constraining confines of his boxers.

You reach down and jerk your hands over his dick while he reaches over in the nightstand to get a condom.

“Y/n please stop.”

He says his cheeks pink and eyebrows scrunched together.

This was new. Jimin was usually very vocal, he always told you how he felt, as he was feeling it. But was never this sensitive, especially not when you’ve so much as laid a finger on him.

“Did you really like that that much?” You snorted, pulling your hand away.

His breathing now picking up as he slipped the condom on and focused on aligning himself with your entrance.

He wasted no time as he filled you up, setting a steady pace from the start.

He looked at you straight in the eyes, not forgetting to answer your question.

“Bathroom. Every. Night. 20. Minutes” he said one word after each thrust, his hips slamming harder into yours as he spoke on.

Despite him reciting his words from earlier in the night, you couldn’t focus as you felt a fire starting up again in the pit of your stomach. You tilted your head back, panting out, and he dipped down to pepper kisses all over your neck.

Before you could completely forget, you reached down to grab his hand and gently place it over your neck.

He stared into your eyes again making sure you were okay before doing some soft experimental squeezes.

As you let out soft moans his eyes darted all over your face, he hadn’t realized how sexy it would be seeing you so pliant under his touch.

He didn’t care for being the dominant one in bed, but if it brought out this reaction in you, he would be sure to remember it for future use.

He had a hard enough time keeping himself together before, but determined to make you come first he held out for a little bit longer. Not trying to focus on how soft and warm you felt around him. Or how your walls began to constrict around him, squeezing him so delightfully tight.

He quickened his pace, his hand now gingerly gripping at your throat and his other hand smoothing between your bodies to your clit, moving in tight circles.

You began wriggling around, your body being overwhelmed by every part of his touch.

“Are you gonna cum for me baby girl?” His voice coming out like a whine

“Please cum for me, you look so pretty when you cum.”

With his voice now joining the mixture, the coil that was strung tight in your tummy busted loose as you felt your second orgasm consume your entire body.

He continued to grip your throat, not hard enough to hurt, but enough for your screams to come out in broken fragments.

You calmed down as he slowed his pace to deep, slow thrusts. Removing his hands from your throat he instead took a hold on your hips, this time gripping you hard enough you’d surely see fingertip shaped bruises there in the morning.

Making sure his release was just as good as both of yours were, you contracted your kegel muscles tight.

With one final deep thrust, he moaned out your name and spilled his nut all over the inside of the condom.

He laid on top of you, his forehead resting on yours as you go cross-eyed to stare at him. You’re both panting hard, faces wet with sweat and lips swollen red.

He’s the first to let out an airy giggle, you follow his lead shortly after. He slowly pulls out of you and takes the condom off, tying it at the top and tossing it in the trash by your bedroom door. He disappears through the door for a couple of minutes and comes back with a warm towel.

You’re lying in the same spot when he comes back, too tired to even blink.

He kneels in front of you and takes his time whipping you clean, carefully grazing over your sensitive bud.

When he’s done he tosses the towel on the ground, promising he’ll clean it up later, and comes to lay down next to you.

You gather up enough strength to pull the sheets over the two of you and you lay on top of his chest as his hand finds it home in your hair.

You’re just about to drift off to sleep when you hear him whisper something to you.

“You see, I told you you’d like it”

“Jimin, shut up and go to sleep, I’m tired of you.”

He chuckles, used to your sarcastic humor by now and wraps his other arm around your back hugging you tight.

His eyes finally closing you sneak a peek up at him, so what if you really liked it and wanted to do it again and again?

You wouldn’t admit it till he comes clean too!

[faekieren]

drarry recs!

this is by no means a definitive list! as a disclaimer, I read some of these over a year ago and they may vary in quality, but I liked them all. fics by the same author are all clumped together but this is in no particular order. i have big preferences for certain authors. faves are bolded. super faves are italicised and bolded. under the cut because this is very long

Another Mask Behind You by lettered

“Draco is a high-end prostitute who hides his identity. Harry unknowingly hires him. And then there is porn, questions about identity, domestic bliss, more porn, and truth as seen through a web of lies. (And then more porn. Seriously, if you don’t want sex scene after sex scene you probably shouldn’t read this. And please read the warnings.)”

The Fall of the Veils by lettered 

“This is the fic where Muggles find out about wizards, wars are fought, Apparition is abolished, political conspiracies abound, Draco is asexual, and Harry has Legilimency sex with him.”

The Pure and Simple Truth by lettered

“Harry, Draco, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, and Pansy go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Pansy, and Hermione go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione and Ron go to a pub. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Ron, and Pansy―you guessed it―go to a pub. I could go on. In fact, I did. Harry, Draco, Hermione, Pansy, Ron, Blaise, Luna, Goyle, Neville, and Theodore Nott go to a pub. In various combinations.”

No Other Superstar by lettered

“Draco is sort of fucked up. Harry is sort of fucked up and really really famous. Together they fight crime! Not in this fic, though. In this fic they have sex.”

The Bound Prince by slashpervert

“In HBP, there is a pivotal moment where things could have gone very differently for Harry and Draco. In the bathroom sixth year, Draco is upset that Harry has caught him crying and throws a hex. It escalates and ends in blood, with Harry nearly killing Draco by accident. In this story, instead, unvoiced attraction to Harry motivates Draco to take a chance and kiss him. Once sparked, their mutual desire and exploration becomes the driving force in the alternative ending to the series. Draco's "mission" from Voldemort turns out to be more complex than that presented in canon and their solution even more difficult.”

This is just shy of a million words if you want something to really get into! Be warned that it is emotionally devastating at parts, and you could stop reading after the first fic in the series.

Simulacrum by slashpervert

“Draco sends a gift to Potter and finds himself in a difficult but erotic position.”

This ridiculous magical sex toys smut and nothing else but I love it jkdjdnfjkasl

To Give Everything by slashpervert

“Draco finds The Room, a torture chamber in the Hogwarts dungeons and longs for someone to submit to him. Harry finds he needs that and more.”

After Hours at the Ministry of Magic by birdsofshore

“It isn't precisely how Harry planned to spend Christmas Eve: trapped in a lift with his ex-boyfriend, somewhere between the third and the fourth floors of the Ministry of Magic.”

Higher and Higher (Temptation) by birdsofshore

“Only Harry Potter could manage to put on a magical collar on impulse and find himself unable to take it off again. Now following Draco’s direct orders gives him intense pleasure, and Draco has a whole heap of troubles to deal with, not least the way Potter looks when the collar has him gasping with bliss. The whole situation would test the morals of a saint... and Draco’s no saint.”

I Bet That You Look Good on the Dancefloor by birdsofshore

“Harry felt lit up from inside as soon as he entered the bar. There were blokes dancing together, their bodies close to one another, not keeping a wary distance as Harry was always careful to do when he was near another man. God, he wanted this – wanted it so much he could taste it, a metallic tang of heat and desire. He suspected nothing would ever be the same again – especially when he saw who else was in the room.”

One Night at the Leaky by birdsofshore

“Harry should have known better than to accept a drunken dare. Especially when Malfoy was sitting right there, looking like that and wearing those bloody tight trousers.”

Hungry by birdsofshore

“The first thing Harry knew about it was when he woke up lying on a bed in the hospital wing, with his arm firmly stuck to the scrawny, milk-white arm of Draco bloody Malfoy.”

All Life is Yours To Miss by Saras_Girl

“Professor Malfoy's world is contained, controlled, and as solitary as he can make it, but when an act of petty revenge goes horribly awry, he and his trusty six-legged friend are thrown into Hogwarts life at the deep end and must learn to live, love and let go.”

Saras_Girl’s Fluffy!verse

this is just a lot of fluffy oneshots! they’re mainly under 10k and I’ve noted where they get longer. my personal favourites are:

Code-Cracking For Gryffindors 

Hermione Granger and the Case of the Cherry Blossoms

Rainfall

Talk to Me (15k)

The Haunting (10k)

Turn by Saras_Girl

“One good turn always deserves another. Apparently.

This story contains some het, a lot of slash, some epilogue-friendly stuff and a lot of AU. It is vaguely inspired by the film ‘The Family Man’ but in reality, is a variation on a concept that is, quite frankly, well old. I implore you to just trust me and enjoy the story.”

On a Clear Day by Saras_Girl

“Draco Malfoy is waiting for his real life to begin, and it appears that he’s not the only one. Coffee, charity, and the wisdom of the elderly.

This is a post-war, feature-length oneshot told entirely from Draco’s point of view. It is canon-compliant through DH but obviously disregards the epilogue. [What epilogue?]”

just. draco sings the smiths??? and i cried

Salt on the Western Wind by Saras_Girl

“When the war isn’t quite as over as it first appears, a guilt-ridden Harry is sent to a mysterious safe-house. Among sandwiches, insomnia, and Mills & Boon, he discovers something quite unexpected. [Smoochfest 2012]”

Frost on a Park Bench by Saras_Girl

This is Draco's park. Harry Potter has no business being here.

Reparations, Foundations & all that follows by Saras_Girl

“Harry is about to discover that the steepest learning curve comes after Healer training, and that second chances can be found in unexpected places.

When one door closes, another one opens – with a bit of a push. Life, love and complications.”

my favourite favourite thing I’ve ever read is probably Còmhla, the very last fic of this series, but don’t read it without having read the rest of it 

This Summer by Saras_Girl

“This is a summery romantic comedy featuring my favourite ensemble cast, in which Harry is confused, Draco is Draco, and Hermione attempts to eat all the things.”

Big Dick, Come Quick (pdf or epub) by calanthe

“Draco’s got a theory. About sex. And after much searching for the right candidate, it appears that only Harry Potter, his life long enemy, can help him test it out.”

The Logic of Dreams by Frayach

“J.K. Rowling meets Philip K. Dick. War hero Harry Potter suddenly finds himself guilty of a murder he hasn’t committed of a man he has never met. And worst of all, he has no means of confronting his accusers, all of whom are former Death Eaters. Could this be a set-up? Or something even worse? Loosely based on the short story The Minority Report”

On the Couch by Frayach

“It’s a Mind Healer’s worse nightmare to lose a patient to suicide, but Mind Healer Nick Nichols can attest to the fact that a murder/suicide is even worse. If only Dr. Freud had come up with a sure cure for love.”

it feels weird but trust me

let me see you stripped (down to the bone) by traintracks

“"So," Malfoy said. "Are you in? Or are you out?" He turned and looked at Harry squarely. Harry remembered the slow way Malfoy had slid his hand down his own stomach, into his pants – the outline of his long fingers gripping and stroking his own cock. The way his head had fallen back, exposing his pale throat. How he had owned them all. He took a deep breath. "I'm in," he said.”

Harry Potter and The Sexual Awakening by jrayoh23

“Harry Potter gets outed by Rita Skeeter in a recent Daily Prophet article and decides to take matters into his own hands. He decides to write a tell-all that everyone wants, the story of how he came to terms with his sexuality. What no one, especially Draco Malfoy, expects is this book doubles as a love letter to someone Harry calls, L.B.

In the midst of being assigned to read and review Potter's new book, Draco realizes that some of the stories Potter tells in his book seem a little too familair. Thus, bringing up old feelings about the man.”

Light as Iron, Singed as Pearl by Snegurochka

“The owner of the elite BDSM club M. had not gained his reputation as the most coveted Dominant on the scene by taking on just any riff-raff submissive who asked. It would take an unexpected letter to convince him to accept a new client, but it might turn out to be the biggest mistake he ever made.”

The Hogwarts Rebellion by Lumelle

“When someone apparently casts an enchantment upon Hogwarts that causes hearts to float around in the air whenever someone is near a person they have a crush on, it seems like a harmless enough thing.

Of course, this only holds until it hits a Potter and a Malfoy. After that, things get interesting.”

okay so this is technically a scorbus fic but it’s the cutest, fluffiest thing I’ve ever read and there’s some drarry and i love it

Double Take by kcstories

“The Yule Ball didn't go according to plan. An intrigued Draco follows a desolate Harry into a hidden room. Things will never be the same again. (An alternate take on Harry's fourth year).”

Side-Along by lumosed_quill

“If this wasn't a curse then it was Hell. Because surely, in Hell, all roads would lead to Harry Potter's living room.”

How to Handle an Enemy & Turnbout Is Fair Play by who_la_hoop

“Everyone knows that it's no fun playing truth or dare with a Slytherin. But add a little Veritaserum, a scheming duo of Slytherin girls and surprising things can be revealed. Particularly about the fine line between love and hate…

After a – cough – revealing game of truth or dare instigated by his fellow Slytherins, Draco Malfoy finds himself in possession of a). the interesting knowledge that a certain Gryffindor horror may not be as immune to his personal charms as hitherto suspected and b). the password to the Gryffindor Tower. But Draco makes a fundamental error when he decides to make use of these facts...”

The Potter-Malfoy Problem by who_la_hoop

The room of requirement's gone mad — at least, that's what Harry thinks. There's no way that Draco Malfoy 'requires' him, of all people, but why does it keep dragging Harry there like he's some kind of furniture, every time Malfoy enters it? Throw in Pansy the pervert and a clipboard-wielding Hermione, and things can only go from bad to worse. And that's not even mentioning the pirates...

there are plently of good fics by the authors included in this list but i’ve not got around to reading them all so have a look if you need new fics! i don’t often stray from ao3 so if you have recs from elsewhere please lmk!

i have read some straight up weird, kinky, and/or angsty fics but i didn’t feel like including them here, message me if you’re interested! i feel like i’m definitely forgetting some fics, so I’ll be coming back to edit this