At the same time— I just think it’d be funny to see Cloche manhandled (“human” or cat). Also, somewhat unrealistic cause I don’t think Rollo would be that strong with a single hand (I don’t think he lifts-)
people online will be like 'oh do it for the bit do it for the bit' and then when i step up and legally name myself dirk strider people will be like 'oh that's crazy that's wild' posers!! cowards!! you aren't willing to commit to anything for the bit and here I am filling out paperwork and telling a judge that i want this to be my legal name and y'allre out here like 'thats too far!' there are youtube prank videos out there that are both more dangerous and less funny and god forbid that i want to play a silly little prank on myself that makes me laugh and is good natured and hurts no one.
you all are out here talking about how you're gods silliest little clown when in reality you wouldn't jingle your own little fools hat if your life depended on it