#*foams at the mouth and fucking dies*

[kolumander]

“What a brave little ant you are. You know you're powerless, you wouldn't dare move against me again. That would be pointless. So I have no need to kill you. Not now. Besides...once you were my favorite pets before you turned and bit me.”

7.01 Meet the New Boss

I went absolutely crazy when Castiel turned into God (technically) so I drew this. I also have Castiel brainrot and I cannot stop drawing him. Sometimes a babygirl is an angel in a trenchcoat.

[throwmethroughawindow]

the way Ace would hang mistletoe over his crotch as a joke, thinking he was so funny but immediately becoming a mess when you kiss your way down his abdomen swiftly unbuttoning his shorts to kiss where he wanted you to in the first place

[symbioticsimplicity]

I have a theory that someone else has probably already put out but I haven't seen it so here we go.

I don't think Alastor is actually all that powerful.

Propaganda under the cut.

There are a lot of things that make me think this but we'll start with the first and frankly most obvious to me.

His methodology. Alastor's main thing is making contracts and deals. When we're first introduced to him in the pilot, its with a warning to never make a deal with him. While plenty of other Overlords obviously wheel and deal, I think Alastor's are different. They're more binding and more dangerous because they're his modus operandi.

Another thing is his seeming lack of territory. Every Overlord has actual terf that we see them in, except for Alastor. This could be from lack of interest, or due to having been gone so long, or what have you but it seemed like a strange thing to have not mentioned. In addition, Carmilla, who was leading a meeting on the property and interests of all the represented Overlords and how to protect it, was utterly dismissive of his sudden return. Which to me implies that whatever he controls is likely minimal at best. Meaning him being there is pretty inconsequential to the larger picture. Dude was able to disappear for seven years and it was mostly fine? So what does he actually have?? (My only thought honestly is that maybe the air is his space since radio waves and all. That would honestly be broke as hell but there's no real evidence for this, is would just be really cool.) As much as Vox as making a dig at him, he did have a good point that the reach of radio has certainly died down over the years. While that alone doesn't mean Alastor's power has waned, its not really a *good* sign for him. He still has speakers all over but that and one really rundown store front with a single radio are really the only traces we see of him outside of the hotel.

This bit is conjecture, but when talking about his past, not only does no one ever mention HOW he killed so many powerful Overlords, they don't go into detail about much at all. There's every chance that he could have contracted them the same way he did with Husk and either forced or waited for them to break their end of their deals and THEN used them as fodder to terrorize the masses. Most of his power comes from fear and word of mouth. Most people don't even bother fucking with him because they've heard the stories, or the broadcast.

Which brings me to my next point: The Broadcasts. There are a LOT of ways that Alastor and Vox parallel each other and I can't help but wonder if using their medium to deceive people isn't one of them. So far a lot of the magic we see Alastor use is largely illusionary. Phantoms and shadows and temporary changes of environment. So what if his broadcasts are the same? What if he DOESN'T kill the Overlords he claims to have and instead used his broadcast to simulate it instead. Like War of the Worlds, but on purpose. Honestly it would be smart of him, especially if he's NOT as strong as he seems. This is also conjecture but if he made deals with those Overlords instead, he could still have them stashed away somewhere and just be calling on them and their power as needed. (Also: Husk. This man is a constant pain in the ass and usually disrespectful at best. The only time he pops off on him about it though is when Husk mentions his deal which is really just a big No-No. But he still only *threatens him* which to me implies that he actually does need him. If not for his services, even if only for the power granted by his contract. In the same way that Val doesn't actually kill Angel or anything because he can't REALLY afford to, so he controls him in other ways. If Al isn't this super strong demon, he can't really afford to just go wasting the contracts hes got due to momentary irritation when he can bring them back to heel with some light terror.)

The next thing that makes me think he's probably not super powerful is his fight with Adam. Not because he lost (I firmly believe he only actually lost because he was fucking around most of the time/ wasn't fighting for loved ones) but because of the form he took to do it. He was in a life or death fight with an ostensibly high ranking angel, and yet he didn't pull out anything more than he would have used to fight other sinners. Sure, that could be him being prideful, but I just don't think so. Home boy was being recorded and presumably knew that, if he was being prideful shouldn't he have gone balls to the wall??

In relation to that, he also made a deal himself. Not that we know what it was for or who its with, but would someone as control oriented as Alastor really make a deal if he didn't HAVE to? Overlords don't just DO that, there had to have been a compelling reason and honestly assuming Alastor isn't as strong as he makes himself out to be gives a very good opening for it.

Smaller detail, but it still matters, the smiling. He very clearly uses it as both a shield and a tool to help him maintain control of a situation. Thats not really the kind of thing you think of and commit to if you're the strongest person in the room. Covering up weaknesses obsessively is the sort of thing someone who's fronting does so their secret stays exactly that.

In the same vein, the way he reacted to Lucifer. He was threatened, which is understandable given that Luci is leagues above even the strongest Overlords, but I think it was slightly more than that. Having Lucifer around would make it drastically obvious very quickly that Al isn't as strong as he claims. So of course he tries to unbalance the situation and put focus somewhere else, the same as he always does. (Its actually the same thing he does in his duet with Vox. I'm almost certain Vox IS actually stronger than Alastor but hes so wrapped up in Al's head games he might never notice.)

It's honestly unclear if this has always been the case with him, or if its a result of his deal or his time away or something else entirely, but to me it seems incredibly likely. Alastor mostly keeps order and power through fear, not through enormous shows of power. And even those when he does them are strategic and mostly against opponents he knows are weaker than him. He's clever as all fuck, and still very dangerous for it but I don't think hes actually all that physically powerful.

[kimjunnoodle]

p -patch 6

th e res forehead kisses

[grrsweet]

So I'm watching the 2014 tmnt bayverse movie for the first time rn and DJDJDHNDHDHEHFBDUDHDEJEHSBNDSHHDHDHDHXUEJEHEHD

TGE SACK GUY OR WHATEVER HIS NAME IS IS CALLING THEM BOX TURTLES WHEN THEY ARE CLEARLY SHOWN TO BE RED EARD SLIDERS FJDJBDBDBDHDHDHDNDHDHDHDHDHSNWJEUFNFUDUDBRHDBEUDYEHSHEHDHH

LIKE, SACK GUY OS A LITERAL SCIENTIST AND HE CANT EVEN TELL WHAT SPECIES HIS TURTLE EXPERIMENTS ARE

THIS IS A BOX TIRTLE

AND THIS IS A RED EARD SLIDER

THEY LOOK VERRRRY DIFFRENT FROM EACHOTHER

THIS IS BABY, PRE-MUTATION, RAPH FROM THE BAYVERSE MOVIE AND YOU KNOW WHAT?????? that sure as FUCK LOOKS LIKE A RED EARD SLIDER TO ME

DUMBASS BAD GUY SCIENTEST CANT EVEN GET HIS TURTLE SPECIES RIGHT ISNT HE SUPPOSESD TO BE SMART

[tallysescape]

i want to never watch bsd ever again. i am clicking start on the next episode.

[theobot]

Listen I don’t know how you could read the last line before the *** and the line after the *** and not conclude they made out. I’m just being reasonable here

[alebrijediscordico]

i. need. to . stop... reblogging shit or im Not gonna sleep good tonight

WHY IS 3AM

[james-town]

I was so upset by stranger things 4.2 that I’m reading hopper/dmitri fic to calm down 😤

[lesbiten]

and the thing is i kept seeing people say volepaw got a warrior name and i thought he would become a warrior in this book but he Doesnt. his warrior name/the fact that he even survives that long is revealed on the fuckin. warriors website family tree. which at this point i would rather die than take as canon. this is a mess !!!!!!!

[karmaphone]

[the-angel-of-the-bottomless-pit]

i deserve a cookie or something for finishing postal difficulty while on my period the toll this shit has taken on me is insane dfgdsgdjfg

AND DO NOT EVEN SPEAK TO ME ABOUT WHEN I FORGOT TO SAVE AT THE END OF THE BRIDGE; TRIED TO FIGHT MIKE J AND FUCKING DIED AND HAD TO REDO THE BRIDGE AGAIN.

FUCK THE BRIDGE, EAT MY ASS WORLD, IM FUCKING COMING FOR THAT LAST ACHIEVEMENT WHEN I UNCURL FROM MY 'AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MY INSIDES ARE BEING RIPPED APART BY RABID WILD HOGS' BALL OF PAIN

[ro0fi-xml]

DWENDWAdwndwedkmedmksmw I will find a way. You guys have no idea how much content I'd be spoon feeding to y'all if my device worked properly. :sob:

[aajjks]

Irreplaceable. (m)

synopsis. He was irreplaceable. You should’ve known that.

warnings. YÄNDÊRÊ CÖNTĚNT, mêntïöns öf kïdnäppïng, ëxtrëmë pösëssïvěnẽss, tǒxïc!göjö, nöncön kïss, prǒfanïty.

note. JJK fans this one’s for you. SEND ASKS AND PLEASE SHARE FEEDBACK ENJOY!

Gojo Saturo, cannot stand you moving on from him.

It makes him want to kill everyone that’s around him, it makes his head fucking explode, he didn’t want to break up

He didn’t want to be away from you, he didn’t want to lose you, but yet he did. He lost you. It was really his fault.

But how could you?

How could you even try to replace him?

Are you that stupid? He understood what a break meant, he was willing to give you a break, he was willing to work on himself. He was willing to do everything, but yet you had to ruin it all.

This was your doing

This wasn’t his fault. You made him do this.

You knew what kind of a man he was, Saturo was a jealous man, extremely possessive and territorial. Did you want to test his patience or were you just trying to make him suffer?

It did work though.

But he wasn’t the only one that suffered the consequences.

It was your current boyfriend too.

What a weak little man, he didn’t even come close to Gojo, your ex didn’t know that you had such bad taste in men. Looking at him almost made. Saturo laugh his ass off.

What a downgrade.

It was really easy though, Saturo didn’t even had to try hard to get rid of him, permanently.

And now he was gone.

And now Gojo is sitting here, hawking at you like a creep, well, you sleep peacefully in his bed, yeah, he kidnapped you.

He was an impulsive man. That was one of his many toxic traits.

He did whatever the fuck he wanted.

And also,

You look so pretty and peaceful like this just like the old times, he could look at you forever. Oh, how much he loves you.

Gojo leans in closer to your face and stares at your face, you look so cute. He wants to kiss you. His gaze travels to your lips and he sighs, his mouth is literally foaming.

He missed you way too much.

Gojo is so impatient, but he’s trying his best to not lose his control, he presses his lips, gently to yours and steals a peck.

“My princess…” he mumbles to himself, just then you start moving, maybe the spell is wearing off, thank God because you’ve been unconscious for a full day.

He was almost starting to get concerned

“hey Baby.” he smiles brightly as he watches you open your eyes, moving your body, so cutely- he finds everything you do, cute.

“W-What the fuck?” that’s the first thing you say, Gojo doesn’t stop smiling, his lips curl up even more, “yes you’re here in my home- no our home baby.” he quickly corrects himself.

“SATURO- WHAT THE FUCK?!” he watches you wince in pain, maybe the spell was too strong, he should’ve been more careful, but he was impatient.

“Shh.. you’re OK you’re safe..” this time he doesn’t even resist the urge to touch your skin, he caresses your forehead with his hands, your forehead is burning.

You have a fever, his smile dies down quick.

“you are burning YN…” should’ve been more careful, you are only a fragile human. Gojo feels guilt bubble up in his chest.

He doesn’t care about the clear panic in your face, you try to slap his hand away, but he doesn’t budge. “baby don’t try to do this right now..” he whispers.

“we’ll talk about this later. We have a lot to talk about anyways.”

“are you fucking insane? WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?” he holds you down when you try to get up. Saturo rolls his eyes at your struggle.

He’s clearly getting pissed off.

“shut up YN. Yes I’m fucking insane because you tried to replace me. I’m going fucking insane. And that boyfriend of yours is dead… probably.”

Gojo doesn’t even get up from the seat, he glares at you, burning holes into your skin with his gaze.

“I’m fucking fuming. How could you, I was willing to give you space and that’s what you did to me? Immediately tried to replace me with that fucking loser?” he scoffs, and chuckles.

You open your mouth to argue, but he shuts you up, by holding his finger up on your lips, “like I said, shut the fuck up. You know what something I hate and love about you?”

Gojo clicks his tongue, looking at you with this cold blue eyes.

“I love and hate your fucking smart little mouth.”

Gojo caresses your cheek, his finger is feel so so hot on your skin, so soft under his touch.

“Too bad that I missed this pretty little mouth is so much..”

“I missed you way too much to argue like this. And just so you know, I do not regret kidnapping you. And I do not regret doing what I did to your boyfriend.”

You immediately start crying, crying for him to let you go, but he doesn’t listen.

“Stop fucking crying like a baby, now lay down and let me take care of you, come on be a good girl.” he scolds you.

He knows he’s so selfish and cold.

But he doesn’t give a fuck.

“you should’ve known that I was irreplaceable yn, I might’ve given you more time, but you had to do this, now you fucking pissed me off. Too bad that I love you so much though to punish you.”

[facioleeknow]

How to treat your hardworking boyfriend • Bang Chan

Chan is working hard so you decide to surprise him on valentine’s day ;)

Wc: 708 Genre: smut 18+ ONLY

Tw: smut, mommy kink, subby chan, sex in a bathtub, unprotected sex, creampie, face cumshot, cum eating

Part of my Valentine's day collab!

The light from the candles danced on the white walls of the bathroom. The water shone and glimmered, the soft foam swayed lightly in the tub as you dipped your hand and gently stirred the warm water.

Chan felt lightheaded and not only because the room was full of steam. It clang to his skin, like a stuffy warm blanket. In front of him was the most spectacular sight he had ever laid eyes upon. 

You sat on the edge of the tub, body clad in a skimpy red lingerie. A heart cutout exposed almost your whole tits, giving easy access to your chest and uncovered more skin for him to gawk at. It was a fairly simple two piece, a thong and a corset top but it made Chan salivate and whine at the sight, his jeans becoming deliciously tight.

“I take it this is a fitting valentine's present?” you giggled. Chan swore he ascended to heaven. He couldn't even answer, he just gulped and nodded enthusiastically.

“Come in silly,” you urged, giggling again at his shy antics.

Chan widened his eyes and swiftly threw off his socks and his shirt. His trembling hands then  started fumbling with his belt and he let out an annoyed sigh at the garment.

“Stop, come here I wanna do it.”

Chan raised his head and nearly passed out at the sight. You had entered and now sat in the tub, the lace clinged to your skin deliciously, your nipples pebbled for him to see.

Your hands reached out and touched his legs. Chan let out a heavy sigh at the feeling. 

His belt was undone in seconds and his pants pulled down in mere moments. His boxers had a big wet spot from where his precum was leaking from his fat hard cock. You pulled them down as well.

His cock was now free, precum leaking onto the edge of the tub. Your hand wrapped around it and started stroking him slowly. Chan moaned loudly.

“Are you close already baby?” you taunted him. He didn't care, and he was close, your sight alone in that lingerie was enough to make him bust. He nodded simply and shut his eyes.

“Eyes on me pretty boy,” you ordered. Your hand started to pick up speed, until the only thing you could hear in the room were the slick noises you were making and Chan’s pornographic moans.

“Do you want to cum on my face, baby boy?” 

Chan felt his balls tighten, you knew the effect that nickname had on him. The force of his orgasm almost made him scream. White hot ropes painted your face prettily.

Chan looked at you like you were a goddess but soon widened his eyes once again and felt his dick get hard, when you scooped up his cum with your middle finger and then pressed it down on your tongue. A moan escaped your lips.

“Get in the tub my love.” Chan wasted no time in climbing inside the bathtub and sitting down in the hot water, his dick painfully hard again. Your legs trapped him at the edge of the tub, his back pressed against the white porcelain.

“Can I bounce on you baby, please?” you moaned in his ear.

“You can do whatever you want to me,” he answered breathlessly. The effect you had on him was insane.

Pulling your panties to the side, you wasted no time and fully sat on him. 

“So full,” you whimpered. You knew how much Chan liked it when you praised and talked dirty to him.

Your movements were quick, his dick pushed against your g spot at every thrust, your clit rubbed against his pelvis. 

“Channie,” you whined against. Your boyfriend was completely fucked out, head thrown back and mouth wide open, it was a sinful scene.

It didn't take long for him to cum again. His seed shot inside you and dripped down his shaft. Your hand reached your joined bodies and started rubbing quick circles on your clit. 

Chan's hand gripped the bathtub tightly as you overstimulated him. 

“Please mommy, come for me,” he whimpered. It didn't take long for you to cum after that, your juices mixed with his.

“Happy Valentines day, my love”

[abbyslev]

𝑴𝑶𝑹𝑵𝑰𝑵𝑮𝑺 𝑾𝑰𝑻𝑯 𝑻𝑯𝑬𝑴 𝑨𝑶𝑻 𝑮𝑰𝑹𝑳𝑺 + 𝑯𝑨𝑵𝑮𝑬

A/N: THIS IS MY FIRST POST im so nervous and these are so shitty bye but pls enjoy😓🙏🏼

ANNIE

Biggest softie. Will deny this till the day she dies.

Her arms will literally not let you go. Good luck trying to get up. 

She likes to watch you sleep for a minute. 

If you wake up on the wrong hand, it pisses her off too.

She’s a light snorer

Compliments you about everything 

“You have the prettiest eyes.” 

“Annie, we have to get up.” 

Imagine her morning voice… enough.

She tosses in her sleep so you have an extra blanket beside you because she takes yours away.

Always has to sleep next to you.

Big cuddler in private.

She like to run her hand through your hair.

She’s literally a marshmallow for you.

MIKASA

Breakfast in bed fs

She loves to just cuddle for a minute 

She's a light sleeper so she usually wakes up early just to see you at peace

Has to be touching you in some type of way

Compliments you every morning

Helps you get ready

Always makes your drink of choice for you

HER MORNING VOICE >

You tease her for her morning hair 

She’ll hum sometimes

She 100% wears socks to sleep

“Can you share some blanket please?” “No, Mika. Get your own.” 

This women will kiss you every chance she gets

SO IN LOVE 

HANGE

Literally wakes up energized 

COFFEE

Will stare at you for hours just smiling 

They would rather freeze than take some blanket from you 

Snores 100%

“Jeez. It’s so cold. If only I had a partner to cuddle me.” 

“Hange, you could just cuddle me.” 

Will never let you go

Hange likes to ramble about their projects and theories all night and all morning

“I have to check in with the cadets. I will be back.”

Hange actually comes back

Hange will never ever let you cook. They will cook for you

Hange likes to do your hair in the morning. You’re so sleepy sometimes and Hange feels bad.

Hange loves you too much 

YELENA

MORNING VOICE. THATS IT.

Yelena will never get up, and if you try her arms will lock around you.

Will wake you up by literally kissing your jaw

Horny at 7 am bruh

MESSY HAIR. 

Pet names fs

Shes just happy to wake up next to you

She will cook you something while you get ready

You’ll button up her shirts 

Morning kisses literally everyday

She refuses to sleep w a shirt on

she thinks shes a man or smth smfh

She likes to do her morning routine w you 

she will use a shit ton of toothpaste just to piss you off

“Lena, what the fuck.” “What did I do?” She says with toothpaste foaming out of her mouth.

MORNINGS W YELENA>