#*granmar

[vogelmeister]

i have never felt more dumb by a class than i did by language literacy when i was 15

[velpup]

dark choco :]

aaa this is based off the fic that i wrote :) i wanted to post it under this drawing but im still feeling kind of nervous about it euuhheuee

[goops-art]

Let me tell you an old story , a story about two friends.

:)

[heartofdaydreams]

Babe wake up we're actually starting to make notes on the paracosm conlang

[anastuffsstuffs]

THE SPECIAL WAS SO GOOD WHAT THE HELL?!?!!??!

WHO WROTE THIS!??!?!?

shadybug and clawnoir work SO WELL in this, they are so well developed i am going insane

AND THE ONE ON ONE THEY HAD WITH THE "OG'S" TOO i almost cried

shadybug reading marinettes diary was the best scene decision they ever made

i am SO happy they foucused on the characters personal journey and not the whole marvel plot cause that went so well

but the other universe lore is soooo interesting too!!! i kind of feel that lila is the supreme so that's a little boring but the rest is so good

I LOVE SHADYBUG SO MUCH

I ALREADY LOVED HER NOW I DO EVEN MORE

AND ADRIEN GOT HIS SPOTLIGHT TOO I AM SO HAPPY

alya and marinette's friendship got so much space for us to know them more it was so beautiful i am unwell

i'm not really interested in the whole "marvel million universes everything is crazy asf" path they are going but since we're already in it i hope it's as good as this one and that we get to see more of this universe in future specials

[oajergio]

seeing people mix up their they’re there and theirs and also their your and you’res PISSES ME OFF. also when people do the ‘s to NON POSSESSIVE THINGS. do now’s BITCH ITS JUST DO NOWS. PLURALS DONT GET APOSTROPHES. POSSESSIVES DO. DID YOU OAY ATTENTION IN LIKE THIRD GRADE??? no offense to ppl with learning differences ofc. talking abt the people who should know better.

[f-ishiya]

I notice you have a lot of shadaze content in your blog!

So, what about that ship is interesting to you? (Why do you enjoy it?)

Just curious! I like trying to understand how other people feel about these kinds of dynamics and I don't think I've seen any shadaze stuff in a while outside of your blog lol. but maybe that's just because of the sonadow echo chamber that I live in

Well I started shipping them since I was 7 y/o or maybe 8? I don't know why I enjoy but l grew from that ship

[shelteringyourdna]

je suis féminin

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[edsonjnovaes]

Casa-estufa, alimentos o ano todo

Na Suécia, onde as temperaturas são realmente baixas nessa época do ano, e para superar esse problema, foi criado um incrível projeto de casa-estufa, que permite manter alimentos fresquinhos em casa em qualquer época do ano. Edson Jesus – 2017 nov 15 A residência é localizada em Gotemburgo e, tem a cozinha, quartos e banheiros ficam nos dois primeiros andares, e uma grande estufa iluminada no…

[biibini]

thinking ab corporate!mizu…

a/n: courtesy of @ kirasarchived on tiktok. their cosplays r amazingggg. pls pls pls go follow if u haven’t already. also no granmar check, i just had to write what was in my mind.

corporate!mizu who groggily wakes up in the early morning to catch the right train. but, she never leaves the house until leaving with a morning kiss if you’re still in bed or a goodbye kiss if you’re awake.

corporate!mizu who typically sports a navy blue suit, a tailored vest with a white button up, and a black or gray tie to match. at work, she claims you, her wife, chose the specific style for her work outfits. however her perfume, sailing day by replica, was her decision alone.

corporate!mizu who found herself climbing up the corporate ladder, letting her smarts and quick decision making lead the way. every step she takes adds another responsibility, another stack is added to her hundreds and hundreds of papers and due dates. it forces her to stay much later past her usual 8-5 on some nights, taking a toll on her patience.

corporate!mizu who has a tendency for a smoke break every so often, alleviate only some of the strenuous and dull paperwork that surrounds her work life. typically smokes alone behind the building or on the rooftop, taking in fresh air before another huff of destress. she tries to be mindful of her consumption, as she does not wish to make the clothes you picked out reek of the smoke.

corporate!mizu who comes home at least 6PM on a good night or 9PM on a bad one. the overtime pay brings in at least an hour and a half’s work, but her patience minimizes at the same pace. the door tends to slam open when she comes home late. the typical frustrations she mutters out are complaints to herself about dumb coworkers. as she carelessly sits down on the couch, you can hear her groan and mumble to herself, her hand coaxing the stress reaching her head.

corporate!mizu who knows she has a sweet & caring wife who will tend to her needs, including de-stressing in many ways. a few pats on her thigh calls your name and suddenly you’re on top, loosening her tie and pulling off her suit jacket. her hands continuously caress down your body, feeling along every curve. she pulls your hips closer, taking away any of the stress and replacing it with pleasure. she loves to lean in for a kiss, especially when one of her hands reaches the back of your head, gently gripping on your scalp. a breathy moan spills out your pretty little mouth, giving instant gratification to mizu.

corporate!mizu who pulls back for a second to fully untie her tie, freeing her from the satin fabric. she sighs in relief as she unbuttons her top at a brisk pace, revealing a gray fitted undershirt, paired with a dark blue sports bra. your hands explore the new territory, feeling up her from her breasts to her shoulders. you watch her head throw back into the sofa, relief flushed all over her face, groaning from your touch. money may talk but your touch calls for her.

corporate!mizu who’s kisses become more and more needy, borderline rough, as she rips off your top, her lips find their way down to your neck. she lightly bites on the sensitive skin, hoping to get another moan or two out of you. and it works every time. the feeling of her warm tongue sliding up.

corporate!mizu who carelessly whispers into your ear, sweet talking you as if it was a punishment. you hear “moan a little louder for me love” as her hands find your hips once again, gripping on your sides by your waist. she slowly moves your lower half back and forth, forcing you to ride on her thigh. her smile grows a little wider when your cries do get louder. she places a firm slap to your ass, gaining an unexpected yelp out of you.

corporate!mizu who gets off to your moans. her lips, now agape, are still a tinge of red, breathy exhales erupt out. a tightness bundles down below, continuing to twist and turn from the pent up stress throughout the day.

corporate!mizu who slowly unbuckles your belt as she watches you ride with those mesmerizing blue eyes of hers, now dark and determined. they never break eye contact with you as you hear the buckles drop to the floor, along with her pantsuit, leaving her with her boxers on.

corporate!mizu who draws closer to your face, caressing your cheek before getting ahold of you. grasped in the palm of her hand is your face. you feel her thumb ghost over your swollen lips before placing it between the two, opening your mouth to her finger. you hear her comment how “you should put this needy mouth to good use.”

corporate!mizu who’s stress and anticipation has built up all day, who practically demands for you to be a dear and eat her out, who needs to alleviate the tension in between her legs. at first, her demands aimed to dominate. however, the more she explains & begs, the more she becomes needy, downright desperate for you to relieve her of her sorrows. she gently widens her legs as you kneel down in front of her, ready to soothe the bundled nerves.

corporate!mizu who’s moaning into the back of her hand, biting down on her index to control her voice as your tongue ghosts over her clit. her moans only grow louder as you continue your journey down, circling around her entrance, applying pressure to the sides with the pads of your fingers. the kicker is when you watch her hand ball up by her side, trying to grip onto anything when your tongue enters her sopping wet walls. she nearly loses it when you enter a finger, leaving your tongue to work with hn you. you hear a cry slipping out of her mouth.

corporate!mizu who can barely control her hips, now grinding against your mouth and digits, trying to ride the pleasure high. she attempts to gain some control by grasping at your scalp, pulling your face closer to her dripping heat. you hear her swear under her breath, “shit you’re doing so— mhmn— well baby. so… fucking… good.”

corporate!mizu who’s walls ache against your fingers. they become a throbbing heat, tightening with every slow thrust. her breath hitches when you enter swiftly. when you retract slowly, a pitiful whine spills out. her face shares a similar story: her eyebrows knot in confusion, cheeks flushed red from the mix of alleviation & pleasure, and her mouth agape. it doesn’t take long for her to clamp up against your digits and let go of all the built up stress.

corporate!mizu who is a whimpering, praising mess when she’s reached her peak. her thighs close up, squishing against your face. as for your digits, they get covered in her slick. silky and shiny strands of the liquid form when you pull out. her mouth speaks of how good you are to her, how obedient you are, and countless accounts of sweet talk while barely holding onto her words.

corporate!mizu who brings you to her lap again, kissing you back, whilst feeling up every part of her wife. she’s glad of a job well done, rewarding with you a few hugs. you feel her tuck a strand behind your ear, calling you “her beautiful wife” before kissing down your neck again, hoping to leave hickeys that will fully blossom tomorrow morning.

[totallyjusta-racc]

First time seeing the word, read it as my-et

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

[rosinyante]

"shishishi, zoro! you're so small now!"

ref and explanation under the cut!!

ive had this idea of zoro and luffy as granmare and fujimoto in my head for a while. but in a different sense !!

in this au, zoro who gave his loyalty to the pirate king also gave his life to the sun god. luffy somewhat ascended to godhood, you could say. it immortalised the both of them and zoro, ever loyal to his husband and the sun as the moon who reflects his life as the demon asura, continues to seek for the sun whenever he can get him.

this has no ties to my corabug ponyo fanart!!! (⁠✿⁠^⁠‿⁠^⁠)

[reijikaw]

Can reiji use proper grammar part 1:

WHO IS THIS😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭RWVEAAL URSELF😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 I CAN USE PRIPER GRANMAR😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭STOP😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[zealfruity]

Might start posting in french if my granmar and spelling gets any worse dear god this is my first language how is this happeniiiiing

[vinniedangerous]

Momma’s Cutlass

lyrics

Hook:

Riding round in my momma’s cutlass bumping that Kast & Goodie/Witchdoctor too, that Trick Daddy too, Trina when my lady with me/R.I.P Pimp C play that UGK then I’m on my way/That MJG, 8ball, Juvie, Scarface, Three 6 on replay/

Verse 1:

Ridin in my rusted barely running bucket but I love it/Always said when I get a little money I’d turn it into somethin/Sit down in those seats felt so regal, 1st time I felt like somethin/When you hear those 808s in the trunk, you know that Big Blue comin/The 1st time I heard Outkast was in that whip that was it/You couldn’t tell me Andre & Big Boi weren’t the greatest to ever exist/See I learned about the game from UGK, I think they taught me well/With Pimp C & Bun B as role models I could never fail/Wanted to put a diamond in the back when Luda was for my favorite rapper/I know he is from the Midwest but shout out Nelly for that Country Granmar/Back when Petey Pablo was the only rapper reppin’ Carolina/Then came Little Brother then came Cole & I swore I was coming after/There’s something bout driving out 30 minutes seeing nothing but trees & fields/There’s something bout listening to Coming Out Hard rolling on classic wheels/There’s something about coming to Papa Lewis house he on the grill/Flipping burgers, playing the Isley’s close my eyes I smell it still/

Verse 2:

Rolling in that big body got me feeling like Percy Miller/Use to make those cars solid like a tank ain’t no limits Nigga/I remember hopping in the backseat & momma turns the radio to Foxy 99/And pull up next to the Yahoo bubble Chevy at the red light on Ireland drive/And he blasting that new Carter 2, track #3 money on my mind/Back then you would hear Lil’ Wayne or T-Pain playing on the radio all the time/Up north niggas would come down south, all day in your ear they claim/Where they from is so better, we don’t care go back to winch you came/Wanted to put that 84 on 24’s shout out T.I./We ain’t never scared, out the windows yellin Bia Bia/Use play Trillville but wouldn’t let us get too close at the dance at school/So afterwards we’d go to RJ house, we pull up & he playing that Uncle Luke/There’s something bout driving out 30 minutes seeing nothing but trees & fields/There’s something bout listening to Devin The Dude while rolling on classic wheels/There’s something bout Driving slow in 05 bumpin’ Swishahouse/With a foil grill in my mouth, damn I love being from the south/

[queenimmadolla]

unfortunately stuck in a high from last night, at a gender reveal (hate those) in 57 degree Fahrenheit weather with winds—and in hiding in my car to stay warm so i’ll go through some asks, but if the answers have some fucked up granmar, tis why