#*penelope (npc)

[geronimostiltonofficial]

having talked w odysseus a lot more now there’s no way penelope and telemachus are the showing up in a later update right? like i need to see them interact and also think itd be fun for mel to follow in zags footsteps as marriage counsellor supreme

[dollypopup]

Cannot wait for all these weird pro Debling posts to age like milk

[red-hot-temper]

If I had a nickel for every time Gwon Gyeoeul wrote the male lead "giving his greetings" to FL's neck, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice...

But, if I had a nickel for every time Gwon Gyeoeul wrote the first meeting of FL and ML as an assassination attempt towards her, I would have enough money to buy VADTD merchandise lmao

[pennysperfectpolls]

Penny poll preliminary match 14

Penelope Featherington (Bridgerton)

Penny (101 Dalmatians)

Penny (Genshin Impact)

Penelope Wilhern (Penelope)

Only two will move on

Propaganda under the cut

Penelope Featherington (Bridgerton) propaganda

She's the adorable dreamer, too busy with her writing and mooning over the neighbor boy to get into the marriage market. Spoilers, the biggest spoiler! Oh and she's Lady Whistledown! She's bee in a silent war with the queen for the last two seasons! She's changed people's lives with a few strokes of her pen! She's made mistakes but she tries to give everyone she loves a happy ending and everyone else the ending they deserve

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Penelope Featherington speaking with an Irish accent - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0Q2Okgy23o

Wiki - https://bridgerton.fandom.com/wiki/Penelope_Bridgerton_(Netflix)

Penelope maintains a secret identity as Lady Whistledown, who writes a newsletter spreading all the ton's gossip. It is later revealed that Penelope has earned a substantial income from her Lady Whistledown columns. Penelope made slightly over £10,000 from writing as Lady Whistledown. In today's money that would be over half a million pounds.

Penny (101 Dalmatians)

No propaganda given

Penny (Genshin Impact)Propaganda

Pollrunner submitted

A cute girl who teaches you to talk with animals and is best friends with a cool cat and fancy dog. She’s one of a few NPCs you help start adventures and I like to imagine they all hang out, so she’s out there somewhere with Jeht and Rana right now.

Please Please Please Please please! She is just a baby!

Penelope Wilhern (Penelope)

No propaganda given

[drawntolifeforall]

Favorite Rapo NPC Showdown!!! (Round 1)

Where all the named Raposa with little to no plot are pitted against each other!! Only one can win!

Learn more about Oma and Penelope on the DtL Wiki!

[rainybraindays]

Fic Writer ask! What’s first sentence of the fifth paragraph of an unpublished WIP?

This is my current favorite of the ones I got lol

"It’s shoddy, Margareys a seamstress not a nurse, flesh is a much different type of canvas, and Penelope can’t keep still because it hurts so much."

[thisisntreaver]

Woke up and all i can think about is how the fable games have 2 different characters named Penelope, didn't show either of them to us, but did let us know that they have both burned a mans house down.

[larkral]

A Dangerous Affinity

Complete! (122k, 26/26ch)

Graduation.

Friends, lovers, acquaintances, mals, architectural wonders, special skills, magical artifacts.

The outside world.

(Maybe.)

[caifanes]

there’s something kinda sad about how the ratgrinders truly trust porter and jace as adults and as faculty to see this through to the end with them, but also some of them likely don’t know the full extent to which they’re being used or maybe in the case with kipperlilly, she’s beyond the point of caring bc she’s lost in her rage

[starpros-sunshine]

Godwin should just go travel for real. That would make such a cute side story don't you think? Instead of just walking around windrise he could genuinely just travel teyvat for a bit and the traveler could meet him at random places in liyue and you could deliver the letters from there and I mean ik it kind of defeats the point of his whole thing of "well I lost this keepsake of my girlfriend so I missed my expedition and now I can't return because it would be too shameful" but also. He's hanging out outside all the time anyways you know? might as well travel to Liyue or...whats the next closest thing? Sumeru? Mondstadt is pretty closed off but yk. It'd be cute as a little side thing. spice up that daily commission a little hoyo plssss.

[adrcnalinerush]

penelope: am i though???

[heavenlymorals]

Details that I've noticed about Arthur Morgan-

-He, for the most part, despises male touch, especially if it's overly affectionate. He gets tense anytime a man hugs him and wants it to be over as quick as possible (Jamie, Mickey) and he looks visibly offended when Professor Bell touches him. He even sometimes gets annoyed when Dutch touches him on his shoulder, someone who he considers a father figure.

-On the flip side, he does not mind female touch at all. He even initiates it sometimes (Tilly, the girl at Beaver Hollow). Now one could argue that they were high stress situations, but if Tilly was a dude, he would've just set her free, make a snide remark, give her a gun, and then he'd expect her to help him with the fighting. He is completely cool with the nun giving him a hug and doesn't get offended when Mary Beth touches his hand in their therapy session.

- He seems to be pretty well read. He knows Shakespeare, with Romeo and Juliet, and Icarus. He makes other literary references. This is probably due to Dutch. Dutch is clearly very well read and cultured. However, Arthur seems more interested in practical works like guides then philosophy and stories, given that the only book he has on his tent desk is a plant guide.

- He's great at remembering faces and less so on remembering names.

- He does have an amazing propensity to remember physical features, like how he is able to create amazing portraits of the people he meets without consistent reference. It's incredible and works back to the whole great at remembering faces thing. Same goes for animals.

- He is very curious. He is always touching things, looking at things, critiquing things, and trying to understand how they work.

- He generally refuses to be emotionally open with men and does it only with women- this could be due to the idea of the Cult of Domesticity. I've made a post about it before. Compare him speaking with the nun to Reverend Swanson. Compare him speaking to John about Dutch leaving him to him speaking to Sadie about Dutch leaving him.

- He is very connected or is fond of artistic people. He and Mary Beth talk about their journals. He is fond of Albert Mason's photography and helps him out. He is interested in Charles Chataney's artistic work, even if he doesn't like it or connect with it.

- Since a lot of camp members respond to Arthur's antagonizations with something like "not again" or "I knew I'd be next", it's safe to assume Arthur will go off on people from time to time, regardless if you play high or low honor.

- Does not have a fixed temperament. In some missions, he is more energetic and in others, he is more downtrodden. Very realistic and I fucking love it.

- Has direct eye content at all times- will look anyone in the eye and does not give a fuck. NPCs will look away from him if he stares at them.

- Gets mad when men don't behave like men, especially when it concerns women. He gets pissed at John for not stepping up and being a man to his family. He gets annoyed and even pissed off when asking why Beau couldn't have helped Penelope Braithwaite as she is his woman.

- Given how the camp falls to shit whenever Arthur isn't donating, we can safely conclude that Arthur is the most valuable member of that camp, bar maybe Hosea and Dutch.

- He is very reminiscent of the Dark Romantic, which is really interesting as a lot of times, it can be looked at as the middle ground between Romantacism and Realism, two ideologies that were very popular in the 19th century. I will make a full analysis regarding this later.

- Introverted, but not shy at all. In fact, he's very charismatic and is just as good as dealing with people as Dutch and Hosea (The Riverboat Mission) This 'dumb, mumbling' cowboy thing he's dumbed down to in the fandom is an insult to his character.

- He probably acted like a father figure to Jamie Gillis when he was still with Mary, given the fact that he taught him how to ride a horse. Will probably also make a full post about this later.

- Some people say that Arthur is around 5'10-11. Others say He's 6'0-3. Whatever his height actually is, he's still way taller than the average man during this time period, who was around 5'6. Now imagine that with muscles and armed to the teeth- fucking terrifying.

- Very sentimental. He keeps a photo of his supposedly no good Pa and wears his hat. He keeps a photo of his mother who he doesn't really remember at all. He keeps a photo of his dog, a horseshoe that probably belonged to a dead and beloved horse. He keeps a flower from his mother. Keeps a photo of Mary as well. If he had a photo of Isaac, he'd probably keep that too.

-Arthur died at 36 years old from Tuberculosis if you play high honor. The real gunslinger and outlaw Doc Holliday died at the same exact age and the same exact way.

- Genuinely doesn't give a fuck about movements, social issues, and cultural issues, but does care about individual people.

- I love him

- So fucking much

- 😃

[madtzie]

Top reasons the Odyssey is a comedy, a sequel to my previous tirade

- Telemachus telling his mother to shut up in the most savage ways, many, many times

- Everybody, and I mean everybody, crying 24/7, at the slightest inconvenience, every other page

- Odysseus rolling around on the ground and crying after Circe tells him he has to go to the underworld while she sits awkwardly and watches. I am not kidding. Why.

- Odysseus making up ludicrous, stupid fake life stories to everyone he encounters on the way. This is a choice. There was absolutely no reason for those stories to be so detailed. He just really enjoys identity fraud, I guess.

- Calypso crashing out when Hermes gets to her island and going on an extremely dramatic and tearful rant about the unfair double standards of the pantheon while Hermes watches with a bucket of popcorn

- Telemachus’ fragile masculinity shattering into a million pieces every 2 pages

- Nestor. Everything about this guy. At this point the guy is like 300 years old. He’s the Heimerdinger of the Trojan cycle. Nestor x Heimerdinger fanfiction when?

- Odysseus�� crew actively ruining every chance they have at getting home because of their consistent stupidity

- Aeolus having twelve kids and marrying them off to each other. Which is lowkey kind of genius, because all dowries from the marriage would go to himself. But he would also have to provide the dowries… which he then would give to himself. So I guess, not genius?

- Aeolus then refusing to help Odysseus again when he comes back to the island after his men opened the wind bag because Aeolus realizes that the only way someone can be this unlucky is if they were cursed but the gods. In other words he turned Odysseus down because he thought he was jinxed. Odysseus x Jinx fanfiction when? (JKJK)

- Ajax’s ghost refusing to talk to Odysseus in the underworld because he’s still sore about losing the funeral games.

- Achilles’ ghost telling Odysseus that being dead sucks. Yah no shite Achilles.

- Menelaus recognizing Telemachus because his feet looked like Odysseus’ feet. This is an actual thing that happens. I am not making this up. Why. How do you even make that connection.

-Helen drugging all of her guests by spiking their wine, including Telemachus and Peistratus.

- The guests being lowkey chill with getting drugged.

- Menelaus takes 8 years to get back home from the Trojan war, but nobody cares because Odysseus took longer. Seriously, we need a Menelassey.

- Odysseus, upon reuniting with Penelope in disguise, makes up a fake identity and tells a story of how he met himself, then proceeds to describe himself in great detail. Ody. Dude. That’s egotistical asf.

- Eurymachus, one of Penelope’s suitors, throws a stool at beggar Odysseus. He catches it, like an absolute chad.

- At Phaeaicia, Odysseus asks the bard to tell the story of the Trojan horse. Which he came up with. Again, egotistical much?

- Constant shade being thrown at Clytemnestra and Aegisthus throughout the entire book, by everyone. And I mean everyone.

- Odysseus immediately passing out on the ship from Phaeacia to Ithaca. Honestly would have done the same.

- Naussica being an absolute girlboss and not giving a f*ck about the scraggly homeless man who just washed up on her shores.

- Penelope having a 20 year long self care day

- Roughly 20% of the book is Odysseus’ journey. The rest is hilarious filler and npc interactions.

At this point I’m convinced that Homer wrote his epics to troll everyone.

[justwinginglife]

Playing the Player

Short little piece I wrote for our king Gen Narumi because I couldn't stop laughing thinking about him playing a cozy game (as a cozy gamer myself). God, he'd be so much fun to play with.

“I’m not playing your boring farming game.” Gen crossed his arms stubbornly. When he saw your unbudging expression, he shook his console at you, emphasizing the fighting game that was currently on the loading screen. “I play games that are interesting.”

You stared at him, unamused. 

He frowned. “I mean it, I’m not playing your game. You can’t make me.”

You raised a brow at him, still silent. 

He swallowed. “I don’t think I’d like it anyway… I mean, what is there to even do?” 

“I’m glad you asked.” 

–hours later–

“You MISSED the bug! It’s flying away! Don’t just stand there, run after it!”

Gen’s brows furrowed in frustration. “I’m going, I’m GOING! It won’t get away from me again!” He practically broke the joystick, edging it forward as his character chased the animated bug in circles. Finally, he triumphed and captured his prize. He turned to you, presenting the screen proudly, like a little kid waiting for a gold star. 

You smiled at him, ruffling his hair. “Nice job. You got a big one too.”

A grin spilled across his face. “See, I told you that this game was no problem for me!”

You frowned suddenly. “But your crops are dying.”

His eyes shot open. “What do you mean, where??”

You pointed to an area in the background, where the plants he’d sown in game only two days ago were plainly wilting for all to see. “You forgot to water them, didn’t you?”

He glared at you. “I wouldn’t forget something like that!” He bit his lip as he thought about it more. “I…okay…so I might have been busy in the mines, BUT I WAS FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE, OKAY??”

“Uh-huh. Maybe you just suck at this game, Gen. Maybe you shouldn’t play anymore.” You said nonchalantly. 

His eyes narrowed and his lips puckered into a slight pout. “I don’t suck! Just you watch, I’m gonna have corn growing AND wheat AND potatoes and it’s going to be AWESOME. It’s gonna be even better than your farm, just you wait!”

You bit back a laugh. Gen Narumi was no match for reverse psychology. 

The moment this new farming game was announced, you knew you were going to make him play it with you, and the moment you saw it release, you set your plans in action. You knew he’d be a stubborn bastard about it in the beginning, but even the “big and strong” Captain of the First Division wasn’t immune to your methods of persuasion. He was your boyfriend first and foremost, and you knew how to get to him better than anyone else.

You smiled to yourself as you logged onto your own console, settling in beside him as you joined your co-op world. 

He’d occasionally nuzzle against your shoulder as he gamed, or massage your feet while he watched cutscenes play out, but what you loved the most was his ongoing dialogue while he played.

“Babe. Babe. BABE. How did I LOSE a heart with Penelope?”

You peered over at his screen. “Wrong dialogue choice, sweetie.”

His brows furrowed. “The fuck you mean, wrong dialogue choice??”

“She doesn’t like what you said, simple as that. Give her a gift and she’ll be fine.”

“Alright, alright.” He raced back to his house, rifling through his chests to find something -literally anything- of worth to give her. When he finally presented her with a shiny rock, he frowned at the screen again. “I lost… ANOTHER HEART???” 

You stifled your laughter. “She doesn’t like rocks, babe. Try a flower.”

Pouting, he made the pathetic journey back to his house to retrieve a flower. He was about to leave, but then hesitated at the door. He gazed over at you. “Um… what kind of flower do you think she’d like?” He asked shyly.

God, he was adorable. “The wiki says she’s into sunflowers.”

He smiled. “Thanks, baby.” He kissed you before unloading the rose in his character’s inventory and opting instead for a sunflower. When he made his merry way back to the NPC and then cursed to heaven and hell because he couldn’t gift her something twice in one day, you couldn’t contain your laughter anymore. He glared at you and mumbled something under his breath about how you could’ve told him that would happen and how he was taking back that kiss he gave you. 

“Just for that, I won’t have your back anymore when we go fight in the forest. You’re on your own, you can say goodbye to getting the legendary sword.” He grumbled. 

You pouted. “Aww, come on, baby. Don’t be like that. You know you love me, you wouldn’t leave me stranded and helpless in a monster ridden forest, would you?” 

He was silent. 

“Baby.”

Still silent.

“I’ll help you catch that rare fish?”

His eyes lit up. “Fine, fine. Let’s get you that damn sword.”

After months of playing together, stealing time in between training sessions, after long days at work, and even on transit to missions farther away, the thing that finally brought your lengthy playthrough to its end was him marrying you in game. As he watched your character walk down the aisle, he suddenly began to think about what it would be like to marry you. To spend the rest of his days like this, snuggled up on the couch beside you, teasing you, letting you tease him, feeding each other snacks as you gamed together. Maybe even teaching your future kids how to game. And then suddenly it was all too clear to him.

He had to marry you.

That was his happy ending.

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[rainybraindays]

Chumley is actually so funny shes pissing off balverines, the hollowmen anti-defamation, shes going with the blood being jam, call the times readers stupid [IN THE TIMES],she keeps a silver dagger on her at all times, an she had the balls to be like "I guess he's handsome in this light" about reaver. The fact that she doesn't get shot in the head publishing that is crazy, is there anyone she's not fighting with

[miedei]

penelope forces the s2 team to start a dnd campaign

spencer and emily squabble all the time and can't go a session without their characters getting into a fight

jj and hotch's characters have crazy charisma stats and she always tries to convince him to flirt with npcs and by the end of the campaign they're fighting for the affections of this random companion npc

derek and gideon have pretty good fighter builds but don't really gaf about the social aspects of their characters so they both fail miserably every time they try and convince someone of something and it's always somehow derek's fault