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[tqsg]

be gay do crime actually just make out with men when u rob a bank

[thoughts-of-kel]

shocked that a kel rp blog made a damn almost-40k tumblr heritage post lmfao

good job kel's my fav character and now he's popular on the tumbles :3

im equally shocked as well if you'd believe it. like OBVIOUSLY I MADE THE POST AS A JOKE but oh my god???? the 40k notes never fails to amaze me every time i come back and check this account

that styrofoam cup post is also from when i used to add actual omori tags too all of my posts. im pretty sure for a time it was at the top of the tag because of how many people kept reblogging

(i should make a compliation of the amazing tags i got under that post btw there are some gold gems on there)

[boilbrains]

Yo new URL

cactus0cat -> boilbrains

[istherewifiinhell]

Sm1 putting a turf on blast in the fandom tag. Funny as hell

[soft-pwincess]

gonna do crafts and make cute stuff to send my long distance bestie!! 🥰

[litwtc-apocalypse-counter]

Edit: explanation for all of these recent posts

Okay. So. Re-Intro Post. I fucking guess.

According to litwtc episode “Dead Intern Fund” the world will end from 1 - 100 years from now.

It is now past April 11th 2024 - the previously expected date - and the world has not ended. There will be no “gradual process” of the world ending, because as stated by Chris Dunne and Will Wood themselves, the original date was wrong.

As we have no new specific date for the apocalypse, this blog is now useless and worthless. I no longer have any purpose on tumblr. I had queued some “weekly update” posts which would be tagged as #tallying the aftermath but now I see no reason for those posts to see the light of day. I’ve smashed all my hourglasses and analogue clocks and I now no longer understand the concept of time. I’ve lost so many fucking money doing this shit.

Now that all of that’s out of the way, I can finally tell you guys who’s behind this account - millions of unpayed interns, but mostly me - CC (she/him). All of us had a specific job to do; I was in charge of running this tumblr account and answering questions, Jason (he/him) was the leader of the merch group, Donnie (they/them) worked on spreading the message of the end of the world (they ended up getting arrested for public indecency and we haven’t heard from them since March 17th). All of us were promised $2,000 once the countdown ended and at the moment all of our bank accounts are fucking empty.

Just before the new merch dropped, our manager Christopher promised us half of the money made from the shirt, so if you want to support everybody at the litwtc apocalypse counter team, the best way in doing so is to buy a ‘Dead Intern Fund’ shirt, if you’re able to.

Our ask box is currently OPEN

[elfboypussy]

shadowheart homophobia moments

im in my self indulgence fully now. i love making shitty comics about my favorite video game characters, at age 27, in the exact same way i used to when i was 15. i love that i can just post them here and not feel insane LMAO

also Shadowheart is so staunchly against astarion’s shit (his vampirism and general fuckboy attitude) that i really really feel she would call you a pervert for arguably one of the most vanilla sex scenes in the game

[rei-comfort-zone]

I forgot to post this over here!😭

[I always move on the next drawing, the oc belongs to @vicky-weirdville!! I just wanted to share it]

Anyways I haven't watch Re-animator guys, pls don't be mad at me (I'm way too lazy to look for it)

Here's a close up

[healingvamp]

wails soulfully.... i love them

[chimpcaster]

for like the two or three mutuals i have who i've never spoken to: i was magicman350 with the funny dedede pfp and cranky kong header, just changing up stuff. if u dont remember why you followed me its probably bcos i have good reblog taste, i aint post shit rly

[kieflo]

damn ok I like your blog too

promise?🥺

[jrwiyuri]

War never changes

[rococo-rondo]

help i’m going to a picnic tonight with a bunch of girls who think i’m cute but don’t really know me

how do i break it to them 😭

[futchgunk]

Bladders Gat3 Finish doc

:et me get the rest of my fucking feelings out about baldurs gate:

im so mad bc any character who is not human or realism/white passoid is literally regarded with the same type of dismissal that you would see in mainstream media. all the companions that are not white passing are treated like shit and have bad ends.

-Lae'zel (gith) gets abducted by the a bad guy for the last 1/3 of the game (also we could talk about her being the fighter class as default is also a bit racist, but the deep dive will be its own essay). and then she can die and not be able to be resurrected. (resurrection scrolls and revivify spells ONLY work on companions and not npcs)

Wyll (THE ONLY BLACK HUMAN MAIN CHARACTER, side note we could talk about how is name is spelled like a white mormon names their kids) is a big talking point bc he is constantly strung between the expectations put upon him by himself, his family, and then his pact matron. AND NO MATTER WHAT OPTION IS CHOSEN WILL CONTINUES TO SUFFER IN THIS EXECUTIVE PURGATORY. He starts as a "i have to kill this devil" actually its a tiefling (suddenly its now fantasy racial infighting, so of course u dont wanna kill another companion so early in the game, so Wyll is forced through Hell's Circles and the exposure makes him grown large demonic horns. (Wyll does not have control over his body or himself, nor his actions, and only suffers the consequences of the actions of the Tav (PC)). Wyll even gets to have the "I did everything for my father's (approval just to have my father misunderstand me and then the most noble course of action is to be independent because i am still bound by choices prior and also if two black people form any sort of family on screen its disgusting and blasphemous so I might as well treat my father like my brother who i never was able to relate to when i was younger" THIS IS NOT MENTIONING THAT WYLL IS LITERALLY THE SON OF THE DUKE OF BALDURS GATE. HE GIVES UP HIS STATUS OF NOBILITY TO BE HEROIC AND IS JUST FOREVER CONTINUALLY PUNISHED. THE DUKE OF BALDURS GATE IS BRAINWASHED TO RELINQUISHING HIS TITLE AND CORONATES THE WHITE DEVIL EVIL DICK BAD GUY WHO SOLD KARLACH (TIEFLING) TO HELL FOR GIGGLES.

Karlach (tiefling) is a bright eyed noble hearted character that is looking for solace after having 10 years of her life taken from her when she got sold to devil and hell and made a war machine slave because thats perfectly tragic. Her heart is taken from her and replaced with an engine (machine) that is slowly killing her when she is not in Hell. THE ENGINE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A GOOD IN GAME MECHANIC, YOU GET TO SET URSELF ON FIRE TO GET A 'HEAT' DEBUFF THAT U CAN CONSUME ON AN ATTACK, you build heat any other way, so its like only <Lv. 4, and if you minmaxed the opening scene, you get a 2h sword that does this every attack, so like its a bit moot and useless. Furthermore i think its really stupid that shes yearning for companionship and yet is not allowed because her engine makes her to hot to touch. Which rubs me the wrong way as a black transfem (u could argue tiefling coded) because I already feel like that. I feel like im too intense and hot with my passions and i intimidate people to the point that I'm actively denying myself the intimacy i crave so dearly just by existing and expressing myself. The taxation of life shouldn't really exist in video games!! The whole party gets mind enslaving brainworms that magically dont work because the plot armor is really strong yet the demon character who EVEN WHEN THEY SEEK HELP IN THEIR COMPANION QUEST ARE DENIED THE REALITY OF LIVING COMFORTABLY BECAUSE THEY SHOULD ONLY EXIST IN HELL. (cried actually). Before the last of this mess, she offers to turn into a mindflayer just to give herself the peace that she could be the hero that saves the world (become the villain because its better than who you currently exist as, or die being yourself (who has LITERALLY BEEN DEMONIZED). Karlach doesn't get to have have a happy ending because she either dies from engine overdose or goes to hell just to fucking breathe. THE KICKER IS THAT WYLL, THE PERSON WHO WAS GOING TO KILL HER AS PART OF THE WARLOCK PACT, OFFERS TO ACCOMPANY HER IN HELL AND FIGHT BY HER SIDE. WHICH MEANS THAT ALL OF THE MARGINALIZED IDENTITIES EFFECTIVELY FUCK OFF AFTER YOU SAVE THE WORLD.

White victim Shadowheart has the option of rejecting what she knows (which was a lie told her) or believing it. The worst she has to do is kill a bound seraphim, and free her parents held captive by putting their souls to rest (she turns them into light, killing them). She gets sick weapons. Clerics are busted anyway.

White devil astarion got to ascend in pale supremacy and got cool vampire powers (bite+, bite++, buff on kill, and consume buff for heal || next hit crits). The final battle WAS BUGGED FOR ME. I WAS STUCK ON THE BOSS FIGHT FOR TWO WEEKS BECAUSE THE END OF BATTLE SCREEN WOULDNT LOAD. LIKE I MADE A WHOLE NOTHER CHARACTER BECAUSE I BEAT THE BOSS 7 TIMES AND MY BUGFIXED DIDNT WORK!!

if im gonna get so heated about video games i am just gonna go play bloodborne so i have no room to complain bc im constantly sucking