#. . . anon !

[paper-mario-wiki]

You are not beating the Rose Lalonde allegations with this long written and verbose posting.

allege anything you like, the true content of my character (which everyone on earth loves by the way) is unflappable, and nauseatingly consistent.

[hellsitegenetics]

We looked at BLAST in my school today.. felt like seeing a celebrity in the wild. 😭

[shepscapades]

[Part 1] [PART 2]

Oh Boy! I thought you’d never ask!

[tojisun]

soap makes you peg him with a vibrating strap so he can turn up the intensity whenever he wants and feel your hips stutter and hear the noises you let out and how sweet you sound begging for him every time he does it

about this

YEAAAA oh god yea!!

they (because simon’s there, watching raptly) lull you to a false sense of being the dom only for johnny to flip the dynamic around, and have you pawing at him, shaking. begging.

and he says you sound so good. god, you sound so delicious.

“hen, look at ye, huh?” johnny croons. he’s flushed himself, breaths hitching at every shaky thrust from your strap, before he flashes his crinkled eyes at simon.

he gives his mate a nod. simon grins, wolfish, and finally fiddles with the dial that he’s been holding.

they both wait with bated breaths, their eyes glued to you, then—

a yell is ripped from your throat, your body spasming at the punching pleasure.

johnny laughs, twitching, his hand falling past your ass to swipe a finger along your slit and tug at the tail of a vibrator is shaking manically within you, surely pressing at your tender spots. he knows it really is because he had been all slack-jaw as he watched simon bully the little pink thing with fervent enthusiasm in your cunt, crooning how you’ll feel good soon.

he promised, after all. promised that you’ll enjoy johnny—he tries not to blush at the dismissive tone that simon used to describe him; like johnny’s just a body to fuck. promised that this will be a memorable night.

and lord, it is.

your strap fucks into him harder with every convulsing twitch from you, and his eyes roll to the back of his skull as the dildo digs at prostate.

christ.

johnny doesn’t know if he can ever get back to normal sex after this.

[catboygretzky]

does the nhl continue after sidney crosby retires or do they have to rebrand?

No hockey after sid retires, it ceases to exist

[samuelroukin]

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-51969938.amp

🦇

link, yesss i love them

"horrifying" okay rude! that's romance baby

drawing no parallels at all

none at all

[vinnybox]

wx 👀

Still trying to figure out how I wanna draw them, but!!! WX is super interesting :] (Thank you DST: Disconnected animated short for the 360 character spin of WX🙏)

I'd love to work on how to make them fun to draw again and again but also maybe incorporate more realistic way of moving mechanical parts!

[barrenclan]

pinepaw is so cool i bet he could do a kickflip if he tried really hard

Everyone who sees this post, please share some more activities for Pinepaw to do.

[bixels]

a drawing of miku by a white person wearing a hoodie is not indicative of culture

they think i'm white, chat.

[devotion-disorder]

I think everyone is waaay too soft on Kuuya. He needs to be taught a few lessons...

anon this is literally what i have in my drafts LMAOO

[paper-mario-wiki]

How do you have such pertinent and personal advice to give to transmascs too? I thought you were transfem?

i am transfem! though people have been confusing me for a transmasc for years, even before i came out.

the "reason", if there indeed must be one, is probably just cuz ive grown up around a lot of transmascs since middle school, and have heard many of their woes. heck, my longest romantic relationship was 5 years with a trans guy who's still one of my best friends. i used to BE the cis guy dating a trans guy. so i leverage that info and experience, just like any other knowledge i have, to help!

[nottsangel]

walking into bsf!theo ‘s dorm after a bad day, collapsing onto his bed. he immediately gets up from his desk and puts his head between your legs , kissing your thighs while you tell him about your day. then he eats you out so good you forget all your worries 💗💗💗💗💗

ohhhh….. and you don’t even have to say a thing. the moment he sees you collapsing on his bed, he instantly gets up, murmurs a soft ‘yep, alright. i’m coming’ and walks over to you. that’s the kind of friendship you share— he always knows exactly what you need, no words necessary. so he gently spreads your legs, hands pressing against your inner thighs before he buries his face between your legs and gets to work. his slick lips, coated in your arousal, suck on your aching clit so perfectly, you gradually feel all your problems and worries fade away. “oh, theo, fuck! feels so fucking good! just what i needed” “anything for my favourite girl.”

[ink-ghoul]

I give so many props to you for basically making hermitcraft s10 as special as it is with all your models and stuff

I love making silly things so much

[askmarcille]

Old 🫵

Can an old person do this?

[sunglassesmish]

Lou’s nose… does things to me.

it’s a nice one isn’t it.

[mlarayoukai]

make those twinks panties drop like joe biden from the election

I FUCKING HATE YOU THIS IS HOW I FOUND OUT HE DROPPED OUT