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[justmemethings]

Send “🍊” (or “orange”) to throw an orange at my muse

Please, remember to specify when sending to multimuse blogs!

[memesofthevale]

holidays can be hard

❝hey, wanna spend the holiday along together?❞ ❝i wasn't really planning on doing anything this year...❞ ❝can't we just get along? just for today?❞ ❝i love you. please come home.❞ ❝fuck your family. let's party like its Y2K.❞ ❝your mom's a bitch, and her mash potatoes are always thick like paste.❞ ❝yeah, my mom kicked me out, but look a white christmas!❞ ❝i just don't want to spend the day alone this year.❞ ❝my family was never big on celebrating.❞ ❝go away, i don't like [holiday]❞ ❝did you really call my dad a cuck and throw a roll at him?❞ ❝i guess i should've known better than to trust you could be civil.❞ ❝please don't leave. you haven't opened your present yet.❞

[giving] sender shows up without warning to receiver's home to deliver a present knowing receiver has no one to celebrate with.

[taking] sender takes all the gifts from under receiver's tree and burns them.

[coal] sender gives receiver the cold shoulder, refusing to spend the holiday with them.

[blood] sender stands up for receiver when receiver's family is cruel.

[forget] sender forgets to come over to receiver's to spend time together on the holiday.

[unconditional] sender picks up receiver to take them to out as a distraction from old wounds left by family/friend/etc.

[jolly] receiver tries to cheer up sender after sender breaks down on the holiday.

[glitchyvoice]

runs on stage

ITS DONE GUYS I FINALLY FINISHED IT IM SO LATE BUT WE BALL

[essektheylyss]

truly nothing worse than having beef with somebody whose fucking name keeps cropping up on papers you're supposed to read

[doggonerpc]

ᝰ ੯•໒꒱ 𝐑𝐚𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐦 𝐋𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐜 𝐏𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐌𝐲 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭 ᯓ

ᝰ ❝ Or you’re gonna wake up in the morgue with a rope on your toe with a price tag on it. ❞

ᝰ ❝ How can I protect you when I don't feel alright? ❞

ᝰ ❝ Wielding words like aimless arrows; You should be careful where you stand. ❞

ᝰ ❝ But I wonder if she ever really cared for me at all. ❞

ᝰ ❝ Fine, you want to run away? ❞

ᝰ ❝ I want to terrify you; But instead we're friends. ❞

ᝰ ❝ And you left with no intention of return. ❞

ᝰ ❝ Or am I just wishing I could be like you? ❞

ᝰ ❝ It's dog eat dog, better get your fill, 'cos if you won't another will. ❞

ᝰ ❝ If I leave tomorrow, would you be alright? ❞

ᝰ ❝ I regret the things I did; And resent what reminds me. ❞

ᝰ ❝ He pointed at me and said, "You're about to fuckin' die". ❞

ᝰ ❝ I love the shitty things we do together; Live with me in this sin forever. ❞

ᝰ ❝ Everybody has a love story. ❞

ᝰ ❝ I wasn't jealous before we met. ❞

ᝰ ❝ Let me introduce to you a brand new dance. ❞

ᝰ ❝ Dear Mr. Thoughtless; There's things you shouldn't say. ❞

ᝰ ❝ Keep the flowers, I'll just give 'em back. ❞

ᝰ ❝ Don't go wasting your emotion. ❞

ᝰ ❝ I ache for the touch of your lips, dear. ❞

ᝰ ❝ So I think it's best; We both forget; Before we dwell on it. ❞

[bloodtwin]

🤡

❝ oh, shit. it's clown time again ？astarion, c'mere. i'll do your makeup. ❞

[tallymarkbrothers]

❤️ for all

[❤️ RED HEART - their love language(s)?]

[fabledresources]

Send my muse two ( or more ) names for them to honestly admit which one they like the most and why.

[burdened-boy]

🏃

@songofsilentechoes

In the sea of traffic clogging the city streets, Limbo found himself weaving and dancing between cars. A posse of figures followed him, trying to juggle the tasks of keeping the killer in their sights and not getting run down.

"Whoa!" the cyborg grunted, stepping into a crosswalk, "What are you doing here?"

[taggedmemes]

SENTENCE MEME ⟶ THE OUTER WORLDS / PART FOUR always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

'sounds like someone poking into somewhere they shouldn't be got into a spot of trouble.'

'you've got an ear for intrigue and a nose for money.'

'that's how you know your weapon loves you back.'

'time stood still. i was aware of nothing but the smell. it could have been days.'

'i'm just going to hang in the back and try not to touch anything.'

'it's a- a game we play, he and i.'

'you're going important places, i'm sure. big, exciting, important places.'

'it's personal business, i'm afraid. miserably, terribly personal.'

'i'd like to drown myself in work.'

'makes it hard to trust outsiders. you seem different.'

'couldn't've done it without your moral support.'

'if you could find some way to solve this without violence i'd prefer that.'

'a little advice? before you start telling lies, get a feel for who you're talking to.'

'sounds complicated, but profitable.'

'hey, careful with the 'c' word around here.'

'be seeing you. make sure you aren't followed on your way out.'

'i'm sorry, am i causing a scene?'

'he's a brave idiot with a penchant for getting himself delayed... sometimes by dates, usually by bandits.'

'i'd rather not die early of an infectious disease, myself.'

'no need for her to be worrying herpretty little head about me.'

'i'll be fine. so long as i'm left alone.'

we can discuss this like the level-headed folks we are.'

'awfully cold-blooded of you. though i admire your backbone.'

'alas, the only collateral she has is... her organs.'

'i guess it's better than losing your organs, but...'

'if you were that stupid, you deserved to get caught.'

'is this what carbon monoxide poisonin' looks like?'

'speaking for myself, i am not of a mind to be murdered by a psychopath who plays with fire.'

'keep talking. i like the sound of your voice.'

'the principles of the universe dictate that sometimes we must appease others to keep from being roasted alive.'

'we had a carnal understanding a few years back, and she wanted me to have something to remember her by.'

'that's bureaucracy for you. piracy with a smile.'

'just try not to piss off any of the jesters.'

'you don't got a thing to worry about. you know, aside from fires and such.'

'i have the pleasure of making life or death decisions on a shoestring budget.'

'i can also be a real hard-ass.'

'the scoundrel deserves a light beating at least before he kicks off.'

'we keep the community lubricated with a steady supply of booze and unconventional erotica.'

'it's a real romantic poem. made my chest hurt kinda.'

'you weren't joking about being a pirate.'

'you probably don't need my diagnosis, but he's definitely dead.'

[cxldtyrant]

anonymous asked: I'm afraid you are as weak as a little BABEH

IS THIS THE BIG GREEN DUB AGAIN—

Alright, @synthetixflora and @hopefromadoomedtimeline. Which one of you sent this?

[stillresolved]

permanent inbox call!!

I’m gonna try something new as an attempt to try and interact with my mutuals more. most memes i’m not really a fan of; usually I prefer getting and giving personalized asks. mutuals if you like this post, you’re giving me permission to jump in your inboxes for ic asks and for you to do the same for me whenever it tickles your fancy!!

this being said, here are my stipulations should you like this post:

I am more likely to send you ic asks if we have plotted / have dynamics in place. these will only be sent in when i have the inspo for them.

this means in most cases, newcomers, if we have not plotted yet and you like this post, please do not expect me to send you something right away.

you do not have to answer these if you don’t want to, but this also means if I see that you ignore what I send in more often than not, I reserve the right to refuse to write anymore for you. I’m not a writing machine; I give my writing to the ppl who will give in return.

if you follow me on my other blogs, I get to send you asks from those blogs too ☺️☺️☺️

[roleplay-evil]

Resident Evil Fire and Ice Miniseries Starters

"You're bleeding, [name]. Better at giving orders than fighting?"

"I'm not falling for that. You ain't dead yet!"

"We've gotta move fast, [name]. This storm looks like a nasty one."

"As always, your marksmanship impresses, [name]."

"Let's go before we stumble into another trap."

"What the hell's wrong with you, [name]?!? I told you to wait."

"Shut up, [name]! Don't forget who's in charge now."

"Ever occur to you that your precious virus might not work, [name]?"

"Pick your damn shots, [name], you're shooting wild!"

"Now you've gone and pissed me off."

"So what happened, [name]? I heard you were pretty tough."

"This should make you happy, [name]. At least you don't have to worry about getting in a fight."

"Just the kind of OP I like -- Nice, simple, and safe."

"I closed [name] out of our communications signal, [name]. We need to talk."

"Crap! I missed! Swing around, I'll nail 'em this time!"

"Didn't your mama ever tell you not to throw things?"

"Don't you ever shut up, you scrawny little twerp?"

"What'd you do that for, you little punk?"

"I'm right here, [name]. Sorry for the delay in reporting, but I had an unplanned incident."

"I'm not backing down! It's gonna be you or me!"

[sagnaevi]

Jing Yuan's kink just Yingxing as an entirety-

@iiryoku ⸺ 🌶️guess my muse(s) kink / accepting!

❛ Haha, is it? ❜ He will just chuckle and gaze off elsewhere. Let's leave it up to interpretation...

Narrator voice: Indeed, the General found the entirety of Yingxing to be wholly intoxicating. The weaponsmith could ask him to undress, and he would, without question.

[riokhosa]

TAGS.

[ultalliance]

wait... now I gotta do tags. aw dang it.