#holiday ask meme

[memesofthevale]

holidays can be hard

❝hey, wanna spend the holiday along together?❞ ❝i wasn't really planning on doing anything this year...❞ ❝can't we just get along? just for today?❞ ❝i love you. please come home.❞ ❝fuck your family. let's party like its Y2K.❞ ❝your mom's a bitch, and her mash potatoes are always thick like paste.❞ ❝yeah, my mom kicked me out, but look a white christmas!❞ ❝i just don't want to spend the day alone this year.❞ ❝my family was never big on celebrating.❞ ❝go away, i don't like [holiday]❞ ❝did you really call my dad a cuck and throw a roll at him?❞ ❝i guess i should've known better than to trust you could be civil.❞ ❝please don't leave. you haven't opened your present yet.❞

[giving] sender shows up without warning to receiver's home to deliver a present knowing receiver has no one to celebrate with.

[taking] sender takes all the gifts from under receiver's tree and burns them.

[coal] sender gives receiver the cold shoulder, refusing to spend the holiday with them.

[blood] sender stands up for receiver when receiver's family is cruel.

[forget] sender forgets to come over to receiver's to spend time together on the holiday.

[unconditional] sender picks up receiver to take them to out as a distraction from old wounds left by family/friend/etc.

[jolly] receiver tries to cheer up sender after sender breaks down on the holiday.

[angelprompts]

welcome to the holiday season!   ♡   feel free to change anything as needed.  happy writing ᵔᴗᵔ

"a snowball fight? seriously  -  are we twelve?”

“there’s a blizzard outside; i think you should stay here until it passes.”

“what’s on your wishlist this year?”

“come on! let’s cross something off of the winter bucket list. it can be anything you want.”

“someone gave me literal coal..?”

“do you want to go look at the lights and decorations with me?”

“i got us matching ugly christmas sweaters!”

“you don’t expect me to wear this ugly christmas sweater out, right..?”

“i hate this time of the year.”

“i’ve never made this recipe before. can you try it and let me know what you think?”

“do you have any holiday traditions?”

“are you cold? here  -  take my jacket.”

“will you please go to my parents’ dinner and pretend to be my partner for the evening? i don’t know how much more i can take of them asking about my relationship status.”

“i think i waited to long to do my gift shopping again this year.”

“i can’t keep it a secret anymore! i have to tell you what i got you, okay?—”

“you didn’t have to get me anything!”

“i spiked the egg nog.”

action prompts:

include  ‘⮀’  to reverse who does the action

[ catch ]  for the sender to catch the receiver when they fall while ice skating

[ gingerbread ]  for our muses to build a gingerbread house together

[ homemade ]  for the sender to give the receiver a homemade gift (bonus if you specify what it is)

[ peak ]  for the receiver to catch the sender trying to peak at their gift(s)

[ mistletoe ]  for our muses to realize they’re standing under a mistletoe together

[ shopping ]  for our muses to go gift shopping together

[ ski resort ]  for our muses to take a trip to a ski resort

[ my angel ]  for the sender’s muse to put a picture of the receiver on top of their tree instead of a star / angel

[ snowball fight ]  for the sender to throw a snowball at the receiver and initiate a snowball fight

[ cancelled ]  for our muses’ flight to get cancelled due to the poor weather conditions and now have to entertain themselves while they wait

[ presents ]  for our muses to exchange and open presents

[ blanket ]  for the sender to wrap the receiver in a big, warm blanket

[ party ]  for our muses to attend a holiday party together

[ mess ]  for the sender to trip and accidentally spill egg nog on the receiver

[eggsmemesandicons]

Send 🥚🥚🥚 to go on an Egg Hunt with My Muse!

[themarychain]

Saltburn: text post meme 🦌🔪🏰🍷🪽👑

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3

[missanthropicprinciple]

2 and 13, for the holiday asks?

Thanks, my friend!

2) What is your favorite holiday tradition?

I guess we have quite a few! When my Dad was still alive he used to start making cheese scones (a WWII-era family recipe) right after we exchanged stockings. One of these years I might try to make them myself. Another tradition that we still have is to watch The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe (1988) on Christmas day. We mildly make fun of its corniness. Brings back a lot of great memories.

13) What is your favorite holiday song or album?

This beauty right here:

Excellent traditional Christmas music.

[lynxgriffin]

Can we see Kris struggling to find Berdly, but he's frozen in there and they're out here and he's the sheriff and they're frozen out here and they're in there and

I can't be the first artist with this reference. I'm just kind of boggled that I can't recall seeing it before.

[mintytrifecta]

[image description: the Bugs Bunny in a tuxedo "I wish all (blank) a very pleasant (blank) meme edited to say" I wish all of my Jewish followers a very pleasant Shavuot. In front of Bugs is a cheesecake with strawberry on it and Clipart of wheat]

[mcflymemes]

RANDOM LINES OF DIALOGUE PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue, adjust as necessary

oh, great. more of your very eloquent bullshit.

i don't fear death. in fact, i yearn for it.

if it holds wine, it's a wine glass.

so... no guns. do you have an axe?

i'm not usually this direct, but... what is wrong with you?

this would have been much better with a gun.

i might be a bit too ambitious.

i think you'll see that the time was not wasted.

i can do it as well. i can do it for ages.

it doesn't hurt... well. it hurts a little bit now.

i'm fascinated by what happened in your fourteen minutes of absence.

no hard feelings. please look after yourself.

i am fundamentally incapable of showing off.

i'm just having a bit of a laugh with everyone.

that was so cringey and so uncomfortable.

i have no stitches. none!

momma didn't raise no fool.

i can borrow a dog whenever i want.

honestly? i don't know where to start.

i gave you culture... literature... water.

sometimes absence is more powerful than presence.

by the end of it, we were singing swedish drinking songs.

i think you were really reluctant to take accountability for that.

i just think you formed a bad relationship.

do you think it's fair?

what do you have for me now?

yours is... impressive.

we're all different.

don't you dare look away.

i didn't mind it, actually.

i'm just proud of myself.

i think it went in. it did go in.

i feel ashamed, mainly.

that's what i was going for.

i just want to acknowledge your technique.

it did escalate severely after five minutes.

none of us ever want to see this again.

we've reached the ten minute mark.

i don't think i know who i am.

there's a degree of style in the cowboy hat.

there are no fucking shoes!

you look like you've been kicked through a charity shop.

your phone's ringing.

haven't you ever seen one of those before?

they were sick and dangerous.

what does that say about whoever killed them?

this isn't half bad for college kids.

what the hell is this?

you might want to wear these.

have a safe night.

would you believe i'm single?

why do you always trail off like that?

[lunememes]

🌙 * ― 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐄 𝐏𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐓𝐒: 𝐂𝐇𝐑𝐈𝐒𝐓𝐌𝐀𝐒 𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍 ( a collection of various settings for drabbles or prompts, or both! )

001. under the mistletoe, placed sneakily above a doorframe. 002. in front of the fireplace, cuddled up under a blanket with a hot drink. 003. in a mountain lodge, snowed in from a heavy snow storm. 004. on an ice rink, careful to dodge the bustling crowd that stumble and rush past. 005. at a busy dinner table, food piled on the centre and family chaos ensuing around the house. 006. at a quiet dinner for two, an intimate meal and magical moment for a special couple. 007. standing in front of the christmas tree, decorating it with an assortment of baubles, lights and tinsel. 008. lifting up a smaller frame to put on the finishing touch on the christmas tree: the tree topper ( a star, an angel, or something else! ) 009. setting out the snacks for santa and his reindeers. don't forget the milk and cookies for christmas hardest workers! 010. in the kitchen making the deserts for the big day, and perhaps even making a mess too! 011. in the dining room building a home: a gingerbread home! decorate the home and make it one fit for a little gingerbread man. 012. at the mall, waiting in line to sit on santa's lap and spill your christmas gift wishes. will you be deemed naughty or nice? 013. sitting down with some company to wrap all the christmas gifts, preparing for the big day. 014. sitting down to exchange and open gifts, anticipating what gift you may get. is it something cool or just another pair of socks? 015. out on the streets doing christmas carolling, blessing the streets with the sweet voices of heavenly haromies. 016. in the snow rolling a big ball to build a snowman, bringing it to life with makeshift features and wrapping it up with a warm scarf. 017. in the trenches of snow forts, amidst a war of a snow fight! who will win? 018. falling into soft snow to create snow angels, flailing wildly on the ground. 019. traversing the treacherous conditions of icy pavements. will you laugh as they fall or lend them a hand and go down in solidarity? 020. jamming out to a christmas song, and inflicting the pain of holiday songs on someone else.

[gtzel]

Oliver is adventuring into the garden

[basiatlu]

For the art asks, can I request Drarry and either F2 or E1? I love your art so much and I hope you day has been good!

Aw thank you so much, anon buddy! I hope your day when you sent this (as well as today) is treating you well, too. Had a delightful latte and pastry, deep cleaned my espresso machine, and got to warm up drawing your pose request surrounded by sleepy kitties. Life is kind to me!

[astroprompts]

✧ —𝐅𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐈𝐕𝐄 𝐒𝐂𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐑𝐈𝐎𝐒

[ send +reverse for the roles to be swapped, when applicable ]

🌲: for our muses to go out and buy/cut down a Christmas tree

🎄: for our muses to decorate a Christmas tree together

🎁: for my muse to receive a gift from your muse

🛒: for our muses to go holiday shopping together

⛸️: for our muses to go out ice skating together

🔔: for our muses to deck the halls

🎵: for our muses to go caroling

🎅: for our muses to write letters to Santa Claus

✒️: for my muse to write a holiday letter to your muse

☕: for my muse to offer your muse a cup of hot chocolate

📺: for our muses to watch a holiday movie together

🥂: for my muse to offer yours some spiked eggnog (or other alcoholic beverage)

🍪: for our muses to bake holiday cookies together

🍽️: for our muses to cook/eat a holiday meal together

🌟: for our muses to wish upon a shooting star

❄️: for our muses to get stuck inside during a snow storm

⛄: for our muses to build a snowman together

🎀: for my muse to help your muse wrap gifts

⚡: for our muses to lose power in the middle of a snow storm

💋: for our muses to share a kiss under the mistletoe

🛷: for our muses to go on a sleigh ride

🔥: for our muses to cozy up in front of the fireplace

🧣: for my muse to give yours their scarf/jacket to keep warm

[angelprompts]

send “🌿🍒” (or "mistletoe") for my muse's reaction to standing under a mistletoe with your muse  ♡

[bassettmemes]

SEND AN EMOJI FOR A STARTER ! ↳ winter season & holiday based

[⛸] our muses go ice skating on an outdoor rink

[🏒] our muses play a game of ice hockey on a frozen lake

[⛷️] our muses go skiing at a resort

[🛷] our muses go sledding down a big hill

[☃️] our muses build a snowman together

[❄️] our muses make paper snowflake decorations

[🌨️] our muses get caught in the first snow of the season

[☕] our muses make hot chocolate together

[🎄] our muses decorate a christmas tree together

[🥂] our muses toast each other on new year's eve

[🎁] our muses exchange holiday gifts

[🎅] our muses meet a mall santa

[🕎] our muses light the menorah together

[justmemethings]

Reblog this to let your mutuals know that you're accepting IN CHARACTER April's Fool asks !

[missanthropicprinciple]

For the holiday ask meme: 6 and 15

Thanks!

6) Hot chocolate, coffee, or tea?

TEA. But I do love coffee and hot chocolate

15) Do you prefer to celebrate with family, friends, or by yourself?

Not much family left and it's a bit of an obligation at Christmas, but I suppose that is my preference anyway.