#... no it's not

[willfreakbyers]

"There's a top shortage" I'm right here bru🙏🥀💔

[quietlypanred]

Saturday adventures

It's that kinda day, Tumblr moots! Winter can't make up it's mind, so we're going to play inside today.

[living-mites]

thank the gods i know how to lie, cheat, and steal

[thecorrectopinion]

Who hurt you?

.. what makes you think I've been hurt?

[ancientforgcd]

26 huh? my boy joy way out of his prime

It's called Joyptimus Prime for a reason

[hylianengineer]

I think I'm doomed to spend my life trying to get people to realize the difference between stupid rules (HOA only lets you paint your house various shades of beige) and crucial safety rules (there is a REASON you can't have unlabeled substances in the lab I am NOT just being a jerk about this! You are not allowed to preventably die in my workplace.)

[justiceiswrath]

Me yelling at the Lesbians to get it together when they simp over a woman. Me: -simping for alot men, woman and inbetween-

[saythenametotheworld]

COME BACK AND FINISH CAMPUS CONFESSIONS THIS IS A THREAT (no its not i hope ur doing well)

OKAY! OKAY! DON'T SHOOT! 🙌🏻

Guilty As Sin will be out on Valentine's Day. YES. yeah, I know. So romantic (˶˃ ᵕ ˂˶)

[phantaloon]

listen yall i have my first set of midterms the 24th, so i obviously won't be able to read the golden raven until the next saturday which literally breaks my fucking heart because the same fucking thing happened with the sunshine court, so please, i am literally on my knees begging yall to tag your spoilers, no matter how small they seem, or istg im gonna fucking find you

[feignleaf]

Having...Tumblr. Is like. Getting... Medication

[yourmomsballsinmymouth]

Why does nobody wants to be in a codependent relationship with me? :( I want someone to poison me and nurture me back to health like in the movies :( I want to connect our minds and body so we could be one, I want us to saw our brains and make it one . Why doesn't anyone wants to do it with me? Am I not good enough :(((((

[queenvernage]

you think a very quick jump cut to ryou on an autopsy table is gonna convince my delulu ass he's not still alive and suffering somewhere??? he's spent most of this show sweating in bed, that's his natural habitat. HE'S FINE.

[escapedaudios]

A friend of a friend just said my voice was familiar and I'm ready to kill myself.

[dirtfacedgospel]

werewolf mike. that's it that's the whole post.

[hungryenigma]

hot take: farmers delight is NOT worth the hype. it adds cool food, yeah, but its FARMERS delight, not cook's delight. u know how many crops it adds? 4. and there's like. some mediocre specialized farm blocks that really aren't crazy useful. i've heard so many people call it "the best farming mod" and it does not deserve that where are my REAL farmings mods. silos, windmills, weather vanes, more in depth livestock stuff, 50+ new crops, like come onnnn now THAT would be the best farming mod

[z-thirteen]

I SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO REVEAL PERSONAL INFORMATION ABOUT THE OTHER SYSTEM MEMBERS WHEN IT'S FUNNY