#...slut

[liltriptofandom]

[stilitrash]

BRO I rewatched ALL adventure time as an adult and Ice king SURE says some... interesting stuff huh

[scrumptioushottubgentlemen]

Slut detective + Gay cannibal = satisfied customer

[bizarreohmart]

had a jumpscare this morning .

[potato-lord-but-not]

another post released from the drafts !!!! let the middle-aged men yaoi LOOSE

[carlizwall]

𝒀𝒐𝒖 𝒍𝒊𝒌𝒆 𝒉𝒐𝒘 𝑰 𝒍𝒐𝒐𝒌, 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒊𝒅𝒊𝒐𝒕.

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[monstyra]

happy new years i made this in 30 min and it shows

[frogdisco2021]

I just know that "I speak your language better than you speak mine, sweetheart," line had Laurent marching to his bedroom doing the Regina George scream as he pulls out his Burn Book and starts vigorously adding to the already 200-page long section he had on Damianos of Akielos.

[gaybuckybarnesss]

DAVID CORENSWET Photographed by Amber Asaly for EW

[confuzing]

Two months after Shen Jiu joins the sect he's finally forced to go get a full medical exam. It's remarkably tolerable- but they keep asking if he has any siblings and don't seem to be taking 'no' for an answer. Finally he's like "if I do I've never met them!" And fuck if the healers don't bring in an older boy with Shen Jiu's exact same face.

Chen Xuan is an inner disciple specializing in spiritual veins. He's from a middle class merchant family, but admits he doesn't look much like either of his parents.

Eventually they take a magical DNA test and yep, they are brothers.

Both of them are like, "this doesn't really change anything, I don't know you."

But they meet for tea frequently, and eventually after they become genuine friends Chen Xuan coaxes Shen Jiu to let him work on his spiritual veins. (Shen Jiu might start going to hide in his brother's room when he can't sleep but they never talk about that.)

Life goes on and not much is different until one year disciple selection gets Real Weird. Shen Qingqiu is just trying to snipe a promising kid from Liu Qingge - but then Ming Fan is like, "Shizun that other little boy bit me when I tried to separate them"

That other little boy, is of course Shen Yuan, who has his same face again. SQQ hadn't noticed him at first, he kept his head down. He's mentally cursing his slut-dad when Yue Qingyuan steps in and scoops up both boys despite his protests. (He noticed the mini Shen immediately)

Chen Xuan tells him later they do indeed have a new didi, just one thank the gods. If SQQ was related to both those little brats he'd kill someone.

He doesn't see either boy often but Shen Yuan has it out for him for some reason. He'll feel eyes on him and turn and there's that little street rat, glaring at him.

Again life goes on, once the boy's a little more settled he's invited to the brotherly tea meet ups. He and Shen Qingqiu reluctantly become fond of each other. (Chen Xuan's plan worked perfectly.)

Until Shen Yuan comes back from his first night hunt and crashes tea with a little baby girl. (Also Binghe comes too.)

SQQ rightfully asks why SY stole a baby and SY informs then that 1) the demon they killed had her in a sack so she was free not stolen and 2) "It's Meimei."

The two older men have sudden violent flashbacks to their past lives as Shen Yuan's Da-ge and Er-ge. Shen Yuan, of course has always remembered. After they recover from the shock they do another magical DNA test. The baby is definitely Meimei.

[talesfromthecrypts]

That son was a stranger.

[theysaidspeaknoww]

Aquamarine, moonlit swimming pool...

[transmasc-wizard]

hey if you shit on poly people get out. I genuinely truly with my whole heart do not care if you've had a bad experience with a poly person. so have I. your shitty poly ex did not do whatever they did intrinsically because they are poly. they did it because they suck ass. such is true for every marginalized group and you are required to accept that for poly people as well to be welcome on my blog. I have no patience for what is 99% repackaged biphobia rhetoric anyway.

[weary-liar]

He is covering them up :(