#..cause I'm a nibbler

[teastainedprose]

Lap Cat

I blame @ghoulphile for this because of her reply that I stole and this ask she got. [A03 link]

“better behave yourself now, kitten. I thought we learned what happens when you use teeth.” 🔞 1,242 words | Pre-War, Post Divorce Cooper, Sometimes a lady just wants to be a good little kitten for Mr. Howard. Sorta. (established relationship, kitten pet name OBVIOUSLY, light fingering, light oral sex)

It's a lazy sort of afternoon where the warm sunlight and humidity leaves you languid. Mellow and sluggish. Being well fucked will do that to a gal. You're sore in all the right places and utterly content to sprawl out on the couch beside Cooper.

The TV drones on, a distant buzz to your ears as you let your consciousness slip in and out. You're comfortable, settled on the couch with Cooper's thigh as a pillow and an arm flung over his lap. He's reclining back, casually puffing on a cigarette as he watches the TV. You don't know that he's watching your serene expression just as often as the screen.

His other hand relocates every now and then as Cooper smokes. First at your shoulder with his thumb idly rubbing under the sleeve of your dress. Then swooping down the curve of your side to repeat the same languid stroke at your thigh. Occasionally he'll let fingers wander to tease down the soft flesh of your thighs or give your ass a playful squeeze as you murmur and burrow closer.

You don't dip fully into sleep until Cooper starts playing with your hair, fingers combing through it while his even breathing lulls you. It's soothing, being nestled against the warmth of him while Cooper pets you. His scent envelopes you fully from where your head rests, every breath making sure your senses are full of him. The faint smell of horses, leather, stale smoke, and the woodland scent that's uniquely him. It makes you nuzzle your face against his thigh affectionately, seeking more of his scent.

You blink, time skipping ahead in an instant as you look up. There's his cigarette in the ashtray, stumped out before you glance up to catch his eyes. "There she is," He rumbles with lips turned up in a smile.

"Mhhm? Did I fall asleep? Sorry." A sigh escapes you as you rub your cheek against his lap, having scooted closer in your sleep.

"Not long. Only a few minutes, sweetheart." The hand that had been motionless on your thigh squeezes. There's a telltale twitch against your cheek.

That brings a wicked smile to your lips as you turn your head, nuzzling more insistently at the fly of his jeans. Cooper inhales sharply, palm skimming up your thigh to slide under your dress as he takes up a handful of your ass.

"Now, now. Quit your squirmin' before I make you do something about that."

"I have no idea what you're talking about, Mr. Howard." You grin, shifting to turn wide innocent eyes up to him while stretching out. Which in turn presses the swell of one ass cheek further into his palm. You sigh mid-stretch, letting your nails dig into the fabric of his jeans before easing yourself back down across the couch and his lap. As content as a cat.

"Mhm, brat." Cooper's chuckle is a low rumble in his chest that vibrates down to you. There's a moment of consideration, his fingers flexing into the fat of your backside before he smiles indulgently down at you. He shifts his free hand off the arm of the couch to press the knuckle of his pointer finger insistently between your lips.

You part your lips willingly as he twists his finger, pressing down on your tongue. You promptly clamp teeth about his knuckle with a tiny growl. Defiance flashes in your eyes as you turn your head minutely to catch his eye.

“Better behave yourself now, kitten," He tuts, a stern expression settling on his face. "I thought we learned what happens when you use teeth.” There's a certain tone creeping into Cooper's voice that sends an electric jolt of arousal through you. It's the sort of tone that unconsciously pulls compliance out of you.

He smirks as you relax your jaw and promptly curl your tongue about his finger, sucking diligently as commanded.

"There's my good girl," He croons while stroking the curve of your ass.

At the praise, your eyes roll back in pleasure before squeezing them shut, squirming eagerly against him. Cooper's palm slides silently under your panties to cup your sex. He hums his approval, middle finger tapping against slick folds.

"So eager for me, ain'tcha kitten?" Cooper rasps out as he takes you in contently sucking on his finger. He continues to tease between your legs with his other hand, middle finger pressing insistently between slick folds. The honey brown and deep forest green of his eyes darken as he watches every reaction he pulls from you.

You can only moan about the fingers in your mouth in response, fisting up as much of his jeans as you can. He slides another digit between your lips and presses harshly down on your tongue. Automatically, you swallow about his fingers while taking care not to bite out of reflex. A disgruntled sound escapes you all the same. There are better things to have your lips wrapped around.

As if to reward you for the lack of teeth, he presses his middle finger between your folds while spreading them wider with ring and index finger. That index finger teases at your entrance, ghosting over but never slipping in. You huff about his fingers, hips canting to press into his palm only for Cooper to pull back. You need more. Either Cooper needs to start rubbing at your clit or sliding fingers inside of you. Even better if he'd let you crawl atop his lap and ride him properly.

He clicks his tongue as you clamp teeth about his fingers in clear frustration, promptly moving his hand from between your legs. He gives your ass a parting pat as you glower, his fingers still pressing insistently against your tongue until you release your teeth.

"Frustrated, baby?" He croons down to you. "Want something else in your mouth?"

Pulling his fingers from your mouth with a sudden pop, Cooper wastes no time as he unbuttons his pants to free his already straining erection. In moments his cock is bobbing mere inches from your face.

Biting your bottom lip, you lean closer as one hand comes to wrap fingers around the base of his shaft. It gets his cock twitching as Cooper huffs.

"Kitten, you're gonna need to take care o' this before you get anything else. You can do that for me, can't ya?" He drops a hand to stroke over your hair, nudging your face closer.

You're all but purring in excitement. You're over eager as you pop the head of his cock into your mouth, tongue pressing against the crown to taste him. It earns you a groan out of Cooper as he drops her head back. His cock twitches between your lips as pre-cum dribbles freely against your tongue. The taste is bitter salt on your tastebuds, but it makes you moan in pleasure all the same as you lap it up. That gains you a second groan out of Cooper, fingers digging into your hair briefly. Your eyes roll up to meet his as you smirk about his cock like the wicked little creature you are.

"Mind the teeth now." He murmurs, hand sliding into your hair to guide your mouth further down his cock. "How 'bout you show me how good you can be? Earn that reward, sweetheart."

What exactly your reward will end up being is a mystery, but you're eager to earn it all the same.

[satellitefeed]

I’m moving different

This shit ain’t nothing to me man, I’m a dog. I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bath

We smoking Symbiote

Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush

We smoking dung beetle

I’m on 12 vicodins, smoking on Scooby-Doo dick

We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers

We snorting that good Buffalo Soldier tamarind Jordanian gibbies

They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him. That Burberry backwoods pack hitting that pussy smell like a Hellcat V8

We smoking shit in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord’s bubbles

I’m sick in the head

I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs, I’m on them Georgetown Geronimoes

I’m on them Nashville nibblers

I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk, I’ll have to stunt on them next time

I don’t give a fuck if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyways

I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, looking to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh oak

We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit, I’ll fucking kill you

Call that pussy The Matrix, cause I’m in this bitch and I can’t get out

Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia banshee boogers

Don’t be shy girl, I love me some Pastrami mudflaps

I’m moving like French Montana: haan

Welcome to the Cream Kingdom bitch, open up. Blac Chyna, I’d drink her piss out of another man’s balls

My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson

You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit

Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example

Y'all gotta stop playing with me man

I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothing to me man

Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged them around the block for 24 hours

Motherfucker look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him

Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant

I'm moving like Oppenheimer

She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Stephen Wallace

Top shelf zaza, disrupted my circadian rhythm

I have seen the Magna Carta, I have the seen the eye of hor

I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type I civilization

This shit ain't nothing to me you stupid piece of shit

Step the wrong way and you will perish

That pussy feel like Biscoff Butter

You think I care about this shit? Ask me if I care about this shit, cause I don't give a shit

If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke cause I don't give a shit

My bitch look like David Hasselhoff

I balled so hard they thought I was a fucking nutsack

This shit ain't nothing to me man, I'll kill you, you stupid piece of shit

[jiminjeonging]

Hello I am once again back with more jmj hcs as gfs this time lowkey freaky version:

-Jmj the type to chill around naked after a night of passion (or just after showering), obviously inside their room cause nngselle DO NOT want to see that shit

-People might not get this like i do but, mj is a sucker and jm is a nibbler (it's alright if you think otherwise, btw im not talking about cunnilingus!!!!)

-they have two kissing modes:

cute soft long kiss where they don't move their lips at all and just stay intertwined in pure bliss of almost merging into one being, mj on her tiptoes with her arms on jms shoulders or her nape, jm holding mjs waist with one hand and mjs cheek or jaw with another while softly rubbing her thumbs there, just a kiss that makes them both fall in love again and again (charli xcx reference)

or

passionate kiss, saliva flying everywhere, a mess of teeth and tongues, head pulling, hair messing, messily feeling each other's bodies with their hands, mj messing jms hair so badly she looks like that baby pic of jm with her hair up like a dragon ball character, jm feeling the booty like it's her favourite squish toy, usually ends up with sex let's not lie to ourselves

-Another anon already sent this on ur tumblr page but let me elaborate on what they said, jm just goes and sucks a woobie like it's a normal thing to do in our current society, she just goes and does it whenever they are not in the presence of anyone at the dorms or hotel, and she can probably fall asleep like that too, the worst thing is that usually when she does this she doesn't have sexual intentions like she just likes doing it cause she finds it soothing, and sometimes when she does that she unintentionally gets mj aroused from so much boob sucking but mj doesn't act on it most of the time cause she knows jm only does this singular boob sucking activity for a long period of time to calm down from something, so she just puts her hand on jms head and lets her do it until they both fall asleep, sometimes jm will accidentally bite her boob while sleeping and she just wakes up and swats jms arm hard lmao

-I don't think I will elaborate on this since it has been said so many times in ur tumblr and cc but mj really loves the weight of jm on top of her while having sex and also after having sex

-Sometimes when the strap is used mj will tell jm (she is the one that normally uses the strap) that she stays with the strap inside of her for a while, so jm just lays on top of her with the strap inside mj and they just fall asleep like that lmao

-jm LOOOVES to praise mj in bed, while having sex and also in the aftermath, whispering sweet compliments while caressing her face and her hair, also telling her how well she did and how great she is while taking care of mj and cleaning her up and helping her change clothes cause she left mj in a destroyed state cause she went too hard on her (mj wanted it so she just went with it), sometimes she feels guilty of leaving mj in this state but mj reassures her that she wants to be this way, and she loves when jm goes hard on her

Anyways i got lost in the sauce again I'm not used to writing sex related stuff but hope yall enjoyed it (if nat posts this ofc, hope u enjoyed it too nat)

yippie!! i agree on jm nibbling actually but to mj loves sucking sure but she just loves to do anything with her mouth, she doesnt like it if it stays empty(?) for example when jm is eating her out she sucks/bites on her lower lip, she brings her her hand to her mouth to brush it against her lips like she needs to feel Something around that area. heavy on jm sucking on woobies to soothe herself too!

yass i enjoy these and agree with you<3<3<3

(also i know i have a lot of asks left unanswered but i try to answer long stuff so pls let me know if theres anything specific you need to get answered. sorry im just busy asf.)

[squid-de]

DRACULA, THE COUNT — "I'm shivering different. This shit ain't nothing to me, man. I'm a black hound. I'm licking my wounds in the grass. We smoking opportunistic microorganisms. Smoking that Roustame Diodore south Advesperascit page-three girl deluxe cryptozoological protoplasmic kush. We smoking Col Do Ma Ma Daqua. I'm on twelve Pyrholidons, smoking on phasmatodean dick. We smoking that Boogie Street boogers? We snorting that good Franconigerian cavalry jibbies. They must have retrograde amnesia, they forgot that I'm *Raphaël Ambrosius Costeau*. That Pox pack hittin' that pussy smell, like a Coupris Kineema. We smoking shit in apricot faïence, blowing Her Innocence's bubbles. I'm sick in the head. I'm on them Coal City tic-tacs. I'm on them Yekokataa apple nibblers. I'm on them Tioumoutiri geronimos. I left my prybar in the lorry, I'll have to can-open them next time. I don't give a fuck if I go hobo. I don't need to see the hostel bill anyway. We s-- ...I'm high on twelve Dick Mullens looking to beat the viscous goo out of a fresh Puta peone. We smoking spirit bombs, you stupid piece of shit! I'll fucking eat your mind! Call that pussy the Coalition Government, 'cause I'm in this bitch, and I *can't get out*. Last guy who ran off on the precinct got choked out by some Fairweather T-500 gauntlets. The last thing he ever saw was the kinetic redistributors on them. Slowly faded into the pale, and I let the Angel of History take him. I need some Boogie Street boogers! Don't be shy girl, *I want to have fuck with you*. I'm shivering like Arno van Eyck. Bwee?! Welcome to the Apricot Suzerainty, bitch, open up! Guillaume le Million, I suck his cocaine out of another man's eyeballs. My hetero-sexual life partner a speedfreak, he look like Guillaume Bevy. You ain't seen ten centims in your life, bino! Reach for my wrist and you'll get turned into a Game Over. Y'all gotta stop playing with me, man. I threw the Filippian crown jewels at Le Petit Rat catacombs under Corpus Mundi. I have built 0.000% of Communism. This shit ain't *nothing* to me, man. Tied the SKULLS to the back of a motor carriage and dragged 'em around Rue de Saint Ghislaine for twenty-four hours. Motherfucker! Looked like a pinball goat after we was done with him. SKULLS wanted some initiative, blew up their entire tenement. I'm shivering like Franconegro. She drop that ass on me from an internally coherent angle, they thought I was Kras Mazov. Top-shelf pilsner, disrupted my infra-materialism. I have seen the March decree, I have seen *le Retour*. I was Jamrock shuffling for the Perikarnassian before you all even became an isola. This shit ain't nothing to me, you stupid piece of shit. Drive the Motorway South and you will *dither*. That pussy feel like Samaran butter. You think I care about this shit? Ask me if I care about this shit, 'cause I don't give a shit. If I had a reál for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke, 'cause I don't give a shit. My ex-something look like Dolores Dei. I grooved so hard they thought I was Ostentatious Orchestrations. This shit ain't *nothing* to me, man, I'll pale-bomb you, you stupid piece of shit!"

[milfronin-archive]

I’m moving different

This shit ain’t nothing to me man, I’m a dog. I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bath

We smoking Symbiote

Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush

We smoking dung beetle

I’m on 12 vicodins, smoking on Scooby-Doo dick

We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers

We snorting that good Buffalo Soldier tamarind Jordanian gibbies

They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him. That Burberry backwoods pack hitting that pussy smell like a Hellcat V8

We smoking shit in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord’s bubbles

I’m sick in the head

I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs, I’m on them Georgetown Geronimoes

I’m on them Nashville nibblers

I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk, I’ll have to stunt on them next time

I don’t give a fuck if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyways

I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, looking to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh oak

We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit, I’ll fucking kill you

Call that pussy The Matrix, cause I’m in this bitch and I can’t get out

Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia banshee boogers

Don’t be shy girl, I love me some Pastrami mudflaps

I’m moving like French Montana: haan

Welcome to the Cream Kingdom bitch, open up. Blac Chyna, I’d drink her piss out of another man’s balls

My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson

You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit

Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example

Y'all gotta stop playing with me man

I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothing to me man

Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged them around the block for 24 hours

Motherfucker look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him

Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant

I'm moving like Oppenheimer

She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Stephen Wallace

Top shelf zaza, disrupted my circadian rhythm

I have seen the Magna Carta, I have the seen the eye of horror

I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type I civilization

This shit ain't nothing to me you stupid piece of shit

Step the wrong way and you will perish

That pussy feel like Biscoff Butter

You think I care about this shit? Ask me if I care about this shit, cause I don't give a shit

If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke cause I don't give a shit

My bitch look like David Hasselhoff

I balled so hard they thought I was a fucking nutsack

This shit ain't nothing to me man, I'll kill you, you stupid piece of shit

I'm gonna kiss you straight on the mouth.

[aqg-arts]

I was wondering if any of your warframes are named 👁️👁️ and if they are, why do you pick that name?

Gara Prime = Gazza, GP, Gamma, PeePeePooPoo Woman and so on :3

I call Gara Prime 'Gazza' cause she's a queen, and I'm Aussie (we have a good way of finding nicknames). Gazza is a fun silly gal and oddly enough, I actually love her a lot lol. Unironically got me through some hard times, which is weird to say, all things considered lmao.

She also gets Gamma cas I like Halo and she's a perfect fit- She's got the Harrabussa Helmet from H3 (idc if I spelt it wrong, just know she slays and the h3 fans are malding).

PeePeePooPoo Woman is a reference to me- I am a God, fear me- but also bc when I first got her, I had no idea what I was doing lmao. Still don't, but we slaying.

UwU

Limbo = Limbean, Limbeanie, Lim Skyealker, SillyGayBoi69, and you can imagine the rest :p

Limbo gets 'Limbean' bc he's just a silly bean 🥺. 'Limbeanie' is also a reference to Houdini (Limbo is a proper space magician). He gets called these cas I think hims a sweetest boi and in need of hugs :3.

'SillyGayBoi69' is his other nickname bc he is a gay boi and silly >v<.

Mag = Maggie, Maggi, Magpie, Magazine, Marbius (it's Marbiusin time), Magnet and Margaret.

Let's do these a hit differently, yeah?

Maggie/Maggi:

Magpie: She's the type of gal that swoops at you between summer and spring (all my Aussies know what I'm talking abt, can I get an amen?)

Magazine: She can read you like a magazine and will make you shite yourself if you piss her off. Queen.

Marbius (it's Marbiusin time): iykyk

Magnet: again, iykyk

Margaret: If she was a few thousand yrs older, a few feet shorter and looking like that sweet old lady, this would be her name.

Excalibur = X's And O's, Ex, Sculley, Nibbler and such.

X's And O's: 'Ex's and Oh's,' is an obvious one I hope lol.

Ex: a nickname of nickname² :3

Sculley: We have this horse up where my own horse is. His name is Excalibur and we all call him Sculley. Well, Sculley loves to-

Nibbler: Yeah, Sculley loves to nibble fingers and flesh lmao. Not bite, nibble. He's a good horse and is gonna be used for schooling when his training is done- He's an extremely calm and intelligent animal, so it's no shocker. This is relevant to the nickname bc I say it is.

Ima add to this list btw, especially cas I just unlocked 3 more warframes :3

[russeliarat]

Hi guys, been a bit emotionally destroyed lately so sorry for not really posting anything very interesting. It's been a rough week.

This week I found out one of the rats at work I care for that I was very attached to is going to be euthanized soon due to a genetic disorder kicking in that paralysed his back legs. There was nothing we could do about it since most rats in the UK are completely inbred. I was the first person to point out his lethargy and lacking of movement on Sunday and by Wednesday, he couldn't move. I had to hand feed him on Wednesday since he couldn't reach his water bottle. He really loved the cuddles I gave him. Because its just him and his brother, his brother will also be euthanized. This is so his brother doesn't die of depression and since there's also a high likelihood of him becoming paralysed and dying like all of their siblings did.

Their names were Abu and Appa, but I like to call them Skruffles and Nibbles since one (the currently paralysed one) is very scruffy and has coarser fur, and the other is a known nibbler. They'd been in the rescue for almost a year and also had bad chest infections after getting pneumonia. They were both very sweet and neither ever bit me despite biting everyone else. They were my favourite animals in the shelter. My friend and coworker/supervisor had to encourage me to come into a different room with him so I wouldn't linger on them too long and work myself up further. He got me to hold our gorgeous pied ball python for a bit to distract me.

My friends took me to see the Nosferatu remake today to cheer me up. It was a bit intense and did cause Legend to have flashbacks from the sexual abuse metaphors and sex scenes and Hyrule became very queasy from all the blood and occultism, but luckily Sky, Jash, and Whole were here to help soothe them. Other than that, we generally enjoyed it. It's a beautiful film with gorgeous cinematography and the acting was amazing. The tension and atmosphere was incredible. I just wish we came a little more prepared since we'd never seen Nosferstu or read Brahm Stoker's Dracula novel that it was based on, so maybe we could have controlled front easier. Unfortunately, Legend and Hyrule were both triggered in and struggled to bring themselves to leave Sky in front.

Theres also police cars that keep driving around with their sirens blaring at almost midnight in my little village so I'm getting a bit paranoid.

I have a genetics exam tomorrow that I'm not too keen on. I might pass as long as the snow and ice doesn't stop me from actually getting to college. I'll just pray nothing comes up.

Im just generally very stressed and continuing to struggle with grief and the idea of the passage of time and life and death. I feel so stationary and still yet time flies by so quickly. I fear I'll not have grown up like my peers by the time Death knocks on my door for me.

Love to you all.

Russ

[jayveesim]

Lemme salvage this before I cry

Questions For OC Couples ♥

1. Where and how did they meet? Angel returned Nibbler after he ran away. Sweet, right?

2. Was it love at first sight? Nope. I think it was a slow burn for us both.

3. If it was not love at first sight, how and when did they know it was love? For me, after my dad and I got into it and Blake was the only person I wanted to be around. I knew then. When my appendix burst and Angel took care of me the entire time, never left my side. He was my literal Angel.

4. What feature(s) do they find most attractive about their partner? She has the most beautiful smile, her eyes, plus that ass ain't bad. For me, it's his eyes and lips, smile and teeth. He has like perfect teeth.

5. What traits / personality aspects do they like most about their partner? He always manages to stay calm, cool and collected which with my attitude is exactly what I need. She's caring and very thoughtful. She'll give anybody the shirt off her back.

6. Do they have any habits their partner finds annoying? She's jealous as fuck.. trying to manage that shit is annoying. I guess the same thing I love about him, irks me. He is never bothered by anything.

7. Is there anything about their partner they would like to change? I think we're working towards changing whatever bothers us about the other.

8. Where did they have their first date? We went to The Screaming Gecko and just danced until we couldn't anymore.

9. When and where did they have their first kiss? In the rainforest [laughs] on our second date.

10. How long have they been together? Not a year yet. 8 or 9 months.

11. Will they stay together for a long time? That's the plan.

12. Do they have many problems in the relationship or just a few? Or none? Problems are popping up but we can get through them. Right, babe!

13. Is there a big age difference between the partners, a small difference or are they the same age? I'm 27 and I'm 25

14. Do other people approve or disapprove of the relationship? We don't really care but I think most people root for us.

15. If someone disapproves of the relationship, who is it, and why do they disapprove? My best friend initially didn't like it. Really? You know that though. He wasn't exactly quiet about how bad Barraza's are for your health. Well damn.

16. Does the couple care if people disapprove of them being together? Nope.

17. Are they married? We hope to be in the near future.

18. If they’re not married, do they want to be? Eventually. Sooner than later.

19. Would they elope, have a small intimate wedding, big fancy wedding, or something else? I want a big wedding with everyone I give a shit about in attendance. I guess we'll have to talk about it more cause I want it small or to elope.

20. Where would they go on their honeymoon or dream vacation? Haven't even thought about that. Maybe Tartosa..

21. Do they have any children? We've had some scares but nope. Do they want any? I want 5 boys and 1 girl! Uhh.. I want 2 boys.

22. What is their favourite thing to do together? I just like to be near her and in her. Oh god, really Angel? Anything we do, as long as it's together is my favorite thing. So that wasn't corny?

23. Where is their favourite place to go together? We like to eat.. so any restaurant really.

24. Do they have a song? Nah, we'll find it eventually.

25. Do they have any pet names / nicknames for each other? I recently started calling her my smile because I heard an old role model call his wife that. It's fitting. It's mostly babe, baby and handsome from me.

26. Are they jealous? I am. We've established that. Moving on. I have my reasons.. do you see him?

27. Is this a first relationship for either of them? Nah. Nope.

28. How do they show affection for each other? How do people normally show affection?

29. How do they cheer their partner up when they’re sad? Talking it out and she likes to be hugged when she's sad. He likes kisses, so I guess we sorta just get physical. He likes to crack jokes too.

30. Is either of the partners a ‘hopeless romantic’? It feels like it sometimes but no. 

This was cute.

[ozomatli-9]

I’m moving different

This shit ain’t nothing to me man, I’m a dog. I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bath

We smoking Symbiote

Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush

We smoking dung beetle

I’m on 12 vicodins, smoking on Scooby-Doo dick

We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers

We snorting that good Buffalo Soldier tamarind Jordanian gibbies

They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him. That Burberry backwoods pack hitting that pussy smell like a Hellcat V8

We smoking shit in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord’s bubbles

I’m sick in the head

I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs, I’m on them Georgetown Geronimoes

I’m on them Nashville nibblers

I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk, I’ll have to stunt on them next time

I don’t give a fuck if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyways

I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, looking to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh oak

We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit, I’ll fucking kill you

Call that pussy The Matrix, cause I’m in this bitch and I can’t get out

Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia banshee boogers

Don’t be shy girl, I love me some Pastrami mudflaps

I’m moving like French Montana: haan

Welcome to the Cream Kingdom bitch, open up. Blac Chyna, I’d drink her piss out of another man’s balls

My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson

You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit

Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example

Y'all gotta stop playing with me man

I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothing to me man

Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged them around the block for 24 hours

Motherfucker look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him

Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant

I'm moving like Oppenheimer

She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Stephen Wallace

Top shelf zaza, disrupted my circadian rhythm

I have seen the Magna Carta, I have the seen the eye of horror

I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type I civilization

This shit ain't nothing to me you stupid piece of shit

Step the wrong way and you will perish

That pussy feel like Biscoff Butter

You think I care about this shit? Ask me if I care about this shit, cause I don't give a shit

If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke cause I don't give a shit

My bitch look like David Hasselhoff

I balled so hard they thought I was a fucking nutsack

This shit ain't nothing to me man, I'll kill you, you stupid piece of shit

[antlercollections]

Maybe I'm fixated but...

Futurama?

Bender is gay for Fry (genuinely one of my first impressions from the show, which caused me to then turn to the actual ship), Fry cannot be straight (bi probably?)

I'm horrible with examples, but nihilism comes in later seasons

Bender is morally grey

Depressing themes (Fry's whole backstory, Nibbler, Mom (her sons), etc

Weird space and future stuff !! The holophoner <3

a good animated show must have at least 4 of the following:

- gay

- existentialism/nihilism

- morally grey lead characters

- horrendously depressing themes/messages

- psychedelic weird shit that highlights the absurdity of life

i don’t make the rules (i do make the rules pls recommend me shows—i’ll put the ones i’ve watched in the tags, feel free to add any you think of)

[thelearningcat]

Well, momma decided my grandmother's rug out in the open is the best place if I won't let her have the cubby behind the dryer?

Anyways, these kittens are ridiculously cute.

The kittens have been named. The oranger orange kitten is Fry and the lighter orange is Zoidberg. Gender reveal will be awhile because mom doesn't like my messing with her babies in ways that cause them to scream, so I'm careful to not twist them ways they don't like.

The fat bellied tortie with their belly up is Nibbler. They're a terror despite being the runt.

[cursedsunoo]

Enhypen's reaction/scenario when you bite their neck and ear. Like, you came and sat in their lap and just started nibbling. lol I'm a biter and a nibbler, but not in a weird or sexual way, I just do it, so I was kinda wondering

🌐 ENHYPENS REACTION TO THEIR S/O NIPPING/BITING AT THEIR NECK (non-sexual)

♡ includes — heeseung, jay, jake, sunghoon, sunoo, jungwon, niki

♡ warnings — n/a

♡ pronouns — they/them

♡ a/n — ahhh i do this too anon!

#HEESEUNG

♡ hee welcomes the initial contact with open arms, always down to have you on his lap and in his arms, but the moment your teeth meet his neck, he’s at a loss for words for several beats. once it clicks that you’re simple biting at his neck as your eyes are focused on the television in the corner, hee just laughs and pulls you closer, muttering small words about how odd yet adorable you were at the same time

#JAY

♡ questions your intentions the minute your leg is thrown over his lap and you take your place there. jays initial thought isn’t the most innocent, but once he catches the innocent look in your eyes and the way you just lean in and bite at the space between his shoulder and neck, jay understands the situation quickly. he may grumble about it for a bit, but he picks up with little habit of your fairly quickly — the action becoming one of your couple habits if you will

#JAKE

♡ laughs as soon as he feels it. not only is the spot you chose to nibble on incredibly sensitive and ticklish to him, but the whole situation is humorous to him. his significant other leaning over out of now where and placing their lips and teeth around his neck, the soft pinch every time their teeth closed causing him to laugh harder. jake won’t stop your motions, but expect him to tease you about it later

#SUNGHOON

♡ sunghoon pulls away quickly at first, not only shocked at the sudden contact, but confused with what exactly you were doing. if you explain to him that you just do it because you like to bite the people close to you out of affection, sunghoon would let you got back to it without question — he gets so used to it that he doesn’t bat an eye as your teeth nip at his neck and ears as the boys look on in questioning. he develops this habit as well in a way, but only does it when in private — his teeth digging into your flesh softly to extract the giggles in the back of your throat

#SUNOO

♡ shocked, wide-eyed, and flushed cheeks as first — sunoo is easily flustered so when you bite at his neck without warning, he’s incredibly confused. like sunghoon, if you explain to him your reasoning, sunoo lets you go back to it but would be more observant and talkative with you. he would ask a lot of questions — if you did this with a lot of your friends, where exactly you developed the habit, and if he was allowed to do it too. it is now not uncommon for the boys to walk by and see one of you biting the other affectionately

#JUNGWON

♡ incredibly flustered baby number two. jungwon flushes at the contact before your teeth even his his neck — your breath heating his skin was enough. while he lets you go about doing what you were doing, he honestly wouldn’t know how to comprehend anything. with his mind running quickly — much like his heart — jungwon settles for staying quiet, too afraid that if he opened his mouth he’d gush about how cute you were in that moment

#NIKI

♡ now niki is either incredibly flustered as well or simply confused. if he was flustered, niki would almost cave into you, his head squashing down to touch his shoulder as a way to block the way to his neck. if he was confused however, niki would just pull away for a moment, stare at you in wonder as he tried to figure you out. once he does figure out the meaning behind it, niki lets you do whatever you want — he basks in the attention he’s getting from you