cheddar-baby · 1 year ago
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They must have amnesia! They forgot that i'm HIM!
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puppysdog · 1 year ago
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call that pussy the matrix because im trapped and cant get out
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supertrunks · 1 year ago
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call her pussy the matrix the way im in that bitch and i can’t get out
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to2llynottoby · 1 year ago
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> Dave: Tell em how it is
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buppypuppy · 1 year ago
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I’m moving different
This shit ain’t nothing to me man, I’m a dog. I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bath
We smoking Symbiote
Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush
We smoking dung beetle
I’m on 12 vicodins, smoking on Scooby-Doo dick
We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers
We snorting that good Buffalo Soldier tamarind Jordanian gibbies
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him. That Burberry backwoods pack hitting that pussy smell like a Hellcat V8
We smoking shit in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord’s bubbles
I’m sick in the head
I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs, I’m on them Georgetown Geronimoes
I’m on them Nashville nibblers
I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk, I’ll have to stunt on them next time
I don’t give a fuck if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyways
I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, looking to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh oak
We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit, I’ll fucking kill you
Call that pussy The Matrix, cause I’m in this bitch and I can’t get out
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia banshee boogers
Don’t be shy girl, I love me some Pastrami mudflaps
I’m moving like French Montana: haan
Welcome to the Cream Kingdom bitch, open up. Blac Chyna, I’d drink her piss out of another man’s balls
My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson
You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit
Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example
Y'all gotta stop playing with me man
I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothing to me man
Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged them around the block for 24 hours
Motherfucker look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him
Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant
I'm moving like Oppenheimer
She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Stephen Wallace
Top shelf zaza, disrupted my circadian rhythm
I have seen the Magna Carta, I have the seen the eye of horror
I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type I civilization
This shit ain't nothing to me you stupid piece of shit
Step the wrong way and you will perish
That pussy feel like Biscoff Butter
You think I care about this shit? Ask me if I care about this shit, cause I don't give a shit
If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke cause I don't give a shit
My bitch look like David Hasselhoff
I balled so hard they thought I was a fucking nutsack
This shit ain't nothing to me man, I'll kill you, you stupid piece of shit
I'm gonna kiss you straight on the mouth.
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transfaguette · 1 year ago
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🧛 call that pussy the matrix cause im in this bitch and I can't get out
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moiiytov · 1 year ago
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joker voice:
"batman, i'm drinking her piss from another man's balls, batman"
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trusquad · 1 year ago
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youtube
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tropiyas · 1 year ago
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idgaf if i go blind i don’t need to see the price tag anyways
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roastbeef0weef · 1 year ago
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a dark urge overtook me and I made this
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projectilecry · 1 year ago
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i am so fucking tempted to order the dracula flow t-shirt but it’s $42. and i am Broke. not gonna like be spending necessary money on it or anything, it’s free spending cash, but do i want to spend $42 of my free pleasure spending money on dracula flow. i need help deciding.
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fkasocks · 1 year ago
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dracula's wrath
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flanphiptere · 8 months ago
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Bro this new side order DLC is fuckin' weird man
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meanbossart · 9 months ago
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Well. @/barbatusart commissioned this.
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groundtacojr · 1 year ago
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im moving different. im a worg. im biting the fart bubbles in the noxious cloud. we smoking tadpoles. snorting that good baldurian soldier tamarind, gondian jibbies. that creche backwoods hitting that pussy smell like a hellkite siege engine. im sick in the head. im on the cloud giant geronimos. i don't give a fuck if i go blind, i don't need to see the dice check anyway. im high on 12 ketheric thorms, looking to beat the cum out of a thick fresh sussur. we smoking filtered weave you stupid piece of shit. call that pussy the astral prism cause im in this bitch, and i can't get out. dame aylin, id drink her piss out of another man's balls. i have pushed a beholder through the eye of a needle. i have seen the necromancy of thay. this shit ain't nothing to me man. i was flipping bricks for asmodeus before you were even in 5th edition.
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wangwizard · 8 months ago
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SIDE ORDER? I CALL THIS SHIT THE MATRIX CUZ I'M IN THIS BITCH AND I CAN'T GET OUT
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