I’m moving different
This shit ain’t nothing to me man, I’m a dog. I’m biting the fart bubbles in the bath
We smoking Symbiote
Smoking that Whoopi Goldberg South Egyptian fur burger Deluxe Mega Millions scratcher skunk bubba kush
We smoking dung beetle
I’m on 12 vicodins, smoking on Scooby-Doo dick
We smoking Sequoia banshee boogers
We snorting that good Buffalo Soldier tamarind Jordanian gibbies
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I’m him. That Burberry backwoods pack hitting that pussy smell like a Hellcat V8
We smoking shit in a glass pipe, blowing the Lord’s bubbles
I’m sick in the head
I’m on them Broward county Tic-Tacs, I’m on them Georgetown Geronimoes
I’m on them Nashville nibblers
I left my Margiela’s in the Benz trunk, I’ll have to stunt on them next time
I don’t give a fuck if I go blind, I don’t need to see the price tag anyways
I’m high on 12 Jason Bournes, looking to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh oak
We smoking filtered crack you stupid piece of shit, I’ll fucking kill you
Call that pussy The Matrix, cause I’m in this bitch and I can’t get out
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Givenchy gloves. The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them. Slowly faded into darkness, and I let the archangels take him. I need more Sequoia banshee boogers
Don’t be shy girl, I love me some Pastrami mudflaps
I’m moving like French Montana: haan
Welcome to the Cream Kingdom bitch, open up. Blac Chyna, I’d drink her piss out of another man’s balls
My shooter a crackhead, he look like Woody Harrelson
You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit
Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example
Y'all gotta stop playing with me man
I threw diamonds at the strip clubs under the great pyramids. I pushed a camel through the eye of a needle. This shit ain't nothing to me man
Tied the opps to the back of a Trackhawk and dragged them around the block for 24 hours
Motherfucker look like a Resident Evil 5 campaign extra after we was done with him
Opps wanted some initiative, blew up their entire quadrant
I'm moving like Oppenheimer
She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle, they thought I was Stephen Wallace
Top shelf zaza, disrupted my circadian rhythm
I have seen the Magna Carta, I have the seen the eye of horror
I was flipping bricks for Mansa Musa before y'all even became a type I civilization
This shit ain't nothing to me you stupid piece of shit
Step the wrong way and you will perish
That pussy feel like Biscoff Butter
You think I care about this shit? Ask me if I care about this shit, cause I don't give a shit
If I had a dollar for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke cause I don't give a shit
My bitch look like David Hasselhoff
I balled so hard they thought I was a fucking nutsack
This shit ain't nothing to me man, I'll kill you, you stupid piece of shit
I'm gonna kiss you straight on the mouth.
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Do it nica
i did one before. i know i did and i know i posted it. but i can't find it anywhere bc i am shit at tagging so i did it again, i hope this sheds some light on the inner workings of my mind.
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three pins and three songs, one for each month we have been together (and one fic)
three months ago today i received one of the best text messages ever, exactly to this minute.
my love, thank you for three months. have we faced problems? yes. but we have overcome them together, and you know what? that gives me so much hope for our forever.
happy three month anniversary, my darling.
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hello mmd question (This can be answered privately if it is easier)
how does one get the models to uh.. work.
i tested it with the makoto/minato model you use but my issue is that its not a pmx or pmd file. did you convert yours to one of those files or am i just doing something wrong?
ALRIGHT SO i use blender with some plugins to convert my models, blender can be a bit tricky to figure out (it took me a while to figure it out akljhsahd) so i'll try my best to explain it akjshsdh
and also i'll make this public since i figured someone might find this useful :3
i'll put this under a readmore bc its kinda long but i hope it helps!! i'm terrible at explaining things aljksasd (i think learnmmd might have an article on this too)
SO. the plug ins i have: mmd tools & xps tools
SO i delete the scene first and then import whichever model i want to convert (xps for this model, but as u can see u can import basically any type)
drag this arrow on the side OUT to reveal the mmd plug in
u get this. click on 'convert model' and then click 'ok' to convert it
'export' will now be available! this works for .dae and .fbx as well, but for fbx u can also use metasequoia if u can afford it (it has a month trial iirc)
they will now load in mmd!! i had to zoom out bc i havent fixed him up in pmx (u WILL need to do that aljsld) but he works :>
also, if they have extra things like this model, removing them in pmx is much easier than in blender (at least for me)
i usually nab the face off of elina002's models for my minato, yu, and yosuke conversions since the xps conversions dont include facials
i'm not sure if converting lazyspongies fbx models in blender will keep the facials because i used meta to convert them, but its worth a shot!!
ALSO i mentioned needing pmxe; u definitely need it for conversions since, as u can see, he is SHINY. he is not supposed to be shiny alusakdhasdkhsd
i can also make a little tutorial for how i fix up models if u want but its incredibly basic (apart from like connecting the face i nabbed to the new model.. that can be a bit difficult sometimes)
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re:asking for advice on how to broach the psychiatrist to your parents
depending on the acceptance levels of your parents it's probably going to be hard, which I know isn't helpful AT ALL but alot of the times when it comes to mental health parents love to view it as something they've created rather than something that isn't about them. from my experience they love to go about the "what did we do wrong / but you don't have mental health conditions! we know you're fine 😃" route and you'll just have to take it in stride and stick the fact that you do want to go to the psychiatrist. when it comes to broaching the subject to them, you could go about the factual route and just objectively present your argument to them or you could appeal to their worries and say "hey I know you think I'm fine, but my counsellor recommended it and isn't it better to check it out than not know?" route because it helps justify yourself while not taking away from your parents beliefs
it's scary and it's hard but I want you to know that it does get better, eventually parents tend to come around, and as unfair as it feels for THEM to need it, they do need time to process it too. try and always remind yourself that you're not alone, that you're valid and you're doing a good job as you go through all of these things <3
if this ramble isn't at all helpful pls feel free to discard the whole thing!!!! goodluck and I hope everything goes well for you 🙏
holy shit this is SO helpful--thank you so much anon oh my GOD
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Dead on Main Head Cannon
My favorite head cannon for this ship is that when they're feeling petty and pissed off at each other they'll send the other a purple hyacinth. It hits both of their dead, melodramatic souls perfectly. Flower language for purple hyacinth is "my regrets follow you to the grave" and that just vibes the same as "my condolences for your stupidity" to me at least.
Jason in a meeting as Red Hood with his gang. Flower shop worker guy comes in and says with the monotone of a dead-souled retail worker: "Delivery for Mr. Hood?"
Jason raises his hand with a sardonic head tilt.
Flower shop guy drops a small pot of purple hyacinth in front of him on the table and then reads off a small white card. "For leaving me to meet your dad by myself. Love, Danny." He puts the card back in his pocket. "Enjoy your flowers." He says in a way that makes Jason certain the man has no idea what the word enjoy actually means before shuffling out of the warehouse.
Hood's men all sit there silently for several long moments before one of them finally dares to speak.
"You made them meet the parents by themselves?"
Jason let's out a long heavy sigh.
"Anyone got a couch I can use tonight?"
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