#10/05/08

[lance-thunder-reporting-live]

Good morning Amity Park. You may have noticed my recent absence and wondered why I disappeared. Believe me, it was absolutely not my intention to vanish for nearly three months. I was perfectly fine staying here and continuing on with my life like normal. Or, afterlife, I suppose.

But those god awful natural portals. I really hate those things.

You know, they would actually be quite handy if they weren’t so unpredictable. But no, you take a walk down the sidewalk one day, only to get sucked in by one of the darn things, then boom! You’re in the middle of nowhere, two months in the future, surrounded by trees and bugs and vines with thorns that you can’t get away from, and the closest civilization you can find is god damned Carl Junction Missouri.

I had absolutely no idea that this place even existed, but now, I know that if hell is real, then it’s exact location is Carl Junction Missouri. I hate it, I hate it, I hate it, dear god I am never going back there, nobody can make me.

There was a nearby city, Joplun? I can’t remember. They had an airport with flights to Chicago, but I didn’t have my wallet, and absolutely none of my ghostly abilities wanted to work with me to sneak on the plane.

I’ve been hitchhiking for four days. This has been one of the most miserable experiences I have ever had and I never want to go through anything like it ever again.

The Fentons will not be driving today.

[archiveofmyownheadspace]

[laddertek]

@countthelions (tumblr ate this when I tried to save my answer as a draft, so we improvise 🙃)

This one? :D

This whole stream was delightful. What a way to return 🤗

Tango was so happy energetic.

And from Tango calling Etho's storage system cute and Etho in gamechat going "CUTE?!" (00:41:07). To the razzing (and laughing) over shops (00:49:00 and 01:03:49). Etho taking Tango's head twice, and it all being so playful (00:58:11). Etho using Tango's catchphrases 🥹🥹🥹 It gets me every time! "porkchop power" "flee with extra flee!" And the way he said it was the cutest, and Tango's giggle about it too (01:00:59). Etho offering to give the tour Tango wanted. More mail talk and laughing guilt and planning and razzing and teaching Etho to do the stamps. Tango complimenting the path (and that Etho showed it to him when he first came back when Etho came to say hi) (01:15:41). They still plan on doing their sand-collection-off (01:35:06).

And of course the whole TNTificating with Etho's new "boom boom tech" (01:39:43--02:15:17) was just…the most fun. They are having the most fun together...it's an absolute joy. (And it's also them collaborating on how to figure out a redstone thing together which is just so satisfying.) Just...TOO MANY (!!!) (so many) fun moments in that whole TNT section that I can't even start on highlighting them all 😭 I'd need another mammoth paragraph...

Honestly??? Still smiling. Great great great stream 🥹

Timestamps are for YouTube not Twitch because Tango was so fast on getting the VOD up lmao

[the-daily-felt]

Draw each member of The Felt but in the shape of their respective numbers

Day 154

(they look so fucking stupid)

[crimsonkies]

⋆˚࿔ #𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐌𝐒𝐎𝐍𝐒𝐊𝐈𝐄𝐒 𝜗𝜚˚⋆

_ is an independent and selective portrayal of Kaia Calugarul born Moreau

Kaia was born twentysix years ago into one of the wealthiest families in New York. As the daughter of a respected judge and lawyer, fate was born in her cradle. She studied law at Harvard before opening her own law firm in New York. While her older brother decided to join the police, just like her father once did before he went to court. However, Kaia wanted more. Her intention was to put the criminals where they belong - in prison. So she closed her office two years ago and is now one of the most successful prosecutors in the New York court. A battle between her own feelings and the law.

𝐒𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐟𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐰𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐞𝐫 ▬ Prosecutor at the New York Court, knows about supernatural human beings, married to @oceansmadness , semi active, minors do not interact, open for plotting no matter what genre, wire:crimsonskies, english & german but german prefered. Pinterest

Real love doesn't need grand gestures. It shows itself in the smallest glances and touches. - @oceansmadness 🖤

[sugdensdingle]

[iscariotten]

Alessia Di Cesare // unknown // interfluency.wordpress.com // unknown // unknown // Wendy Cope // Jean Little // Nina LaCour // Livien Yin // unknown // @smokedgoudagirl

[lugartl]

NEW FELT AND PROBLEM SLEUTH ARTTT!!!! YAYY

Also, some close ups!!!!1!!

featuring some headcanon designs aswell as Demimonde Semigoddess and FAD's unimportant to plot love child. i literally had to look up a ref cause i couldnt remember what he looked like :sob:

[mukuroom]

Every times Shidou tries to heal someone in the party, Amane keeps rolling to stop/prevent him

oh god i was just thinking abt kazui playing dnd tbf but thinking abt em all playing seriously sounds like a disaster... es tries to do the typical 'characters all meet in a tavern and form a party' intro and they all stay there for the entire session bc none of them can agree on anything and es has to keep trying to make sure they dont all just kill eachother immediately

[valle-de-sombra-de-muerte]

Homestuck Reread: The Intermission (p. 1154-1357)

Read the previous post here.

Apologies for the late post. Work has genuinely been kicking my ass. But now it's time to read the Midnight Crew Intermission. You either really love or really hate this section of the story. I've always been a fan, so I'm looking forward to going through it.

The Intermission is more in-line with the spirit of Problem Sleuth than the rest of Homestuck. Hussie is returning to the old adventure game format and jokes, like this one where interacting with one item transforms it into a completely different item.

Despite being a bloodthirsty mobster, Slick is quite prone to acts of silliness when dictated by the reader commands.

I like how the digital clock on Slick's own computer counts as one of the clocks in the Felt's mansion.

I love the Felt. They're like a lineup of Dick Tracy goons. I also appreciate how this page gives subtle hints about what each of their powers are.

There are a number of times where a command to switch the POV to one character instead goes to a different character. I'm not sure if there's any logic here, or if Hussie is just being needlessly confusing in an already very elaborate part of the comic. My gut says the latter.

Doze without a doubt has the worst power out of all the Felt. It's only useful in this specific use case where he's resistant to interrogation, but that wouldn't even be needed if he wasn't getting captured all the time.

You know, "WARdrobe" was right there. I know Slick's inventory is already called the "War Chest", but is there even a pun there? Why not call it a "Battle Chest" like Battle Chess? They're living chess pieces. Come on.

Super speed is such a high tier power, yet Itchy is felled with no effort. It's kinda funny how most of the Felt have these incredible powers and could easily trounce the MC if not for the fact that they seem to collectively share one brain cell.

It makes me wonder if the MC and Felt's rivalry had only consisted of harmless cartoon antics up to this point. And it's only after the Felt "knocked over" one of Slick's favorite casinos that MC decided to escalate to murder. I'd compare it to how the '60s Batman TV show was campy slapstick, but modern Batman media has since transitioned to being much grittier and more violent.

I need a version of this comic page with Clover being shocked about Slick killing his friends.

Unlike the previous carapacians we've seen (WV, PM, AR), Slick has five fingers instead of four. I think he, Droog, and the Queens are the only ones with five fingers.

Meanwhile Deuce only has three chunky fingers. I'm not sure what the deal with that is.

A lot of people like to infantilize Deuce in the same way they do to WV. Here's a reminder that he reads erotic magazines just like the other Crew members.

See what I mean? He is a grown ass man, people.

Trace is my favorite Felt member. I like his goofy underbite and the way his coat collar makes it look like he has a shark fin on his head. His power of seeing and interacting with people in the past is also pretty cool, even if it gives him away as soon as he starts messing with them.

It's a nice detail including Deuce in the panel since Droog had alerted him to where Trace will be at this point in the future.

I love this panel. I believe Hussie just grabbed that image of the cane without realizing what it was until this point.

It's telling that the only timeline where Slick is dead is one where he died before he was able to rebuild society.

This might be a contender for the horniest page in all of Homestuck.

Biscuits has no special powers or anything, he just wants to be included. I love that.

Fin, despite having the power to see what others do in the future, was unable to react to Droog smacking him with the cue stick and getting pumped with bullets. Again, these guys are all morons.

Remember when this was the only clue we had about Lord English's appearance and everyone thought he was going to be some tall, rail-thin Tumblr Sexyman? Good times.

I'm a fan of this detached method of writing how the characters talk to each other. There's a lot of personality being conveyed in what they're saying even though none of it is being presented as dialogue. Unironically it feels more natural to read than the standard dialogue box format.

Snowman can do whatever the hell she wants and all anyone else can do is just watch. The benefits of having your lifespan inextricably linked to that of the universe.

Also, I don't think it needs to be said, but "Three in the Morning" is a god tier track.

Nearly every mention of Sawbuck comes with a jab about his weight. Don't come at me with asks saying that it's just Slick being an asshole. We all know whose "voice" this really is. (Hint: It's the guy with all the fat jokes on his Formspring).

I wonder how many people remember that Slick is a canon zoophile.

Slick's "rapier wit" strikes again!

A strong contender for most gruesome death in all of Homestuck.

So does this mean that it's set to go off a few seconds after the point Biscuits would exit the oven? If the oven behaves normally and Biscuits is just sitting in there until the timer goes off, that must be the case. The wording is very awkward though.

Cans's ability to punch people into the future might make him the most powerful of all the Felt. No wonder the MC was hoping he wouldn't show up.

I like that the detail about the shopping trip is included.

It's noteworthy that this early look at Karkat's room doesn't look anything at all like how it appears when he's properly introduced. Also, this is the sole appearance of Crabsprite, which stings a bit since we don't ever get a proper glimpse of what Karkat's relationship with his lusus is like.

This was a fun little diversion. Not a lot to talk about here other than how much I enjoyed a lot of these gags. I kind of wish that Hussie expanded upon this and made a whole adventure with these guys detached from Homestuck. It would've made for a nice follow-up to Problem Sleuth, something more true to that story's tone and humor.

But that would never come to pass, unfortunately. Now it's back to business as usual. Act 4 awaits.

Read the next post here.

[majaaaaaaaaaa-with-10-as]

the felt are all lesbians btw

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[the-daily-felt]

can we get all the other felt members in pajamas i love that stuff

Day 127

og post

(all of them, transparent png)

(no doc scratch because uuuhhh)

[bubblegumhearts]

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[kanogram]

(guess these pair's dynamics based purely on drawings and two lines of dialogue/lh)

"Oh, but I forgot to mention how the decks here have all of their numbers slightly shifted to the left-"

"SHUT UP I DON'T CARE-"

"Hey Ichiro, do you want to hear a joke?-"

"Fuck off."

"...Yugetsusai? Are you okay?"

"..."

"What a lovely day we're having!" (You're so annoying.)

"It really is quite lovely!" (Leave me alone.)

"..."

"..."

[mitski-creature]

The moments pass by. They become distant memories. And the past points a gun to my skull. And I grieve. And I grieve. And I grieve.