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#ronal gave her a taste of her own medicine lol#I know she's got trauma and all but she literally watched Spider grow up from an infant exposed to nothing but the Na'vi way#and she's still convinced he'll turn out like Quaritch#i'd get it if she was wary of unknown humans but this is your weird kids' ONLY friend before they move to the reef#she doesn't have to LOVE him but at the very least she needs to respect that her kids love him and let them be#and not try to ban them from seeing each other#or try to jump him cause ma'am you had no reason to do all that to a child 😭#and all while Mr Jacob “I helped Quaritch plan Hometree 9/11” Sully gets completely forgiven#I NEED Avatar 3 already cause I need to know how Neytiri and Spider's relationship will be resolved#cyren myadd draws#avatar#avatar the way of water#avatar the way of traumatizing spider#avatar 3#neytiri sully#neytiri
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Tuk and Spider fighting about who’s older, while the rest of the siblings just watch and neytiri is also debating about it and jake is just being jake
spider: I'm older, I was 16 when I went into my coma, technically I'm 21, and the avatar was almost 14 when I got it
tuk: no I'm older (cause she said so) your clearly brain damaged to think so
neytiri, who needs spider to stay her baby forever: tuks older
Jake, clueless as to why they're fighting: well norm said- *continues to butcher anything and everything norm and max had said about how spider would continue to age*
spider, tuk, and Neytiri: shut up skawng
#spider is technically older#he can argue hes either still 16 or even that hes 21#plus his avatar was 13 or 14#tuk is only 11 or 12#but try telling that to Neytiri#avatar 2#avatar the way of water#spider socorro#miles spider socorro#miles socorro#spider te suli tsyeyk'itan#neytiri#tuk sully#jake sully#jake took this argument way to literally
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i can’t remember if you’ve said anything about this yet but i’m picturing ur cass going into labour and. how is girl surviving this once let alone THREE times when she reacted to PUBERTY like THAT 😭 just from the sheer panic alone
omg anon i haven't talked about this but it's Cassandra okay girlies is a MESS during all three times 😭😭😭
From way before giving birth, like soon after Alcina knew that Cass was pregnant she had a private meeting with wife and was very clear about making sure Cassandra goes for an epidural and there shouldn't be any of the no drugs option. Wife looked at Alcina and said seriously "What makes you believe your daughter is going to brave this one out?" Because she's known Cass for a few years and can tell that this will never be something to think about. Alcina has no reason to assume that Cassandra is going to do this because she's the kind of person who would cry over a paper cut. So giving birth without medication is not on the table.
And yes, wife is there to keep things under control to the best of her ability. Because as dramatic and out of control Cassandra can be, her wife can maintain calm and be the voice of reason during many situations. She’s not complaining at all, the dramatics are part of Cassandra’s charm that she fell for and she won’t have her any other way. As long as she knows Cass is okay and not in any real pain, she can take whatever comes her way.
Cassandra on her end was doing just okay until about 25 weeks into her pregnancy, then it downed on her and she started to actually panic every time she thought about it. She’d constantly tell herself: “People give birth every day, literally I WAS BORN!” And still get a tight chest because of all the anxiety.
She also was convinced that she was going to die, so it felt more like a countdown to that instead of having her baby because is she going to survive a human coming out of her? Not likely. She was ready with a speech to her wife, mom, and sisters.
When she was at the hospital, Cassandra was in full panic mode because she simply wasn't ready. But since it's time to give birth, the matter is out of her hands but she isn't known for giving up quickly. She was in no pain, physically. Her wife did ask her if she was in any physical pain, to rate it from 0 to 10 which Cass answered truthfully and said that it was at a zero. "Emotional pain?" Wife knows she needs to check on that because this is what's making Cass so anxious and distressed. "200" Cassandra answered as she burst into tears.
That wasn't the end of it. Since she couldn't feel anything, Cassandra's brain convinced her that she could keep this up for probably another day or two. And since she is absolutely not ready to give birth just yet, she decided that wants to leave and come back the next day when she's better prepared. But of course, there is no way she can leave while in active labor and contractions being so close to one another. But then again, she was feeling very panicky and overwhelmed and she wanted her mother because she wasn't going to do this and no one could make her do it.
There is no way wife is going to leave Cassandra's side and go get Alcina, so a nurse has to be sent out for the task. When Alcina saw the nurse approaching, she panicked thinking that something bad had happened. But the nurse told her that everything was okay but her daughter needed her.
When Alcina got into the delivery room, Cassandra thought she finally had an ally and that her mother was surely going to stop this madness and make her go home (she's persistent like that and also very delulu) but Alcina wasn't on her side, and told her that it's too late for that now. She will go home in two days anyway.
"I can't do this! I don't know how," Cassandra confessed, she was openly crying by that point and it broke Alcina's heart to see her like this. She always hated seeing her daughters in pain, and she knows that Cassandra is not in any pain but she is scared and getting very emotional because of it. Alcina hoped for a way to help ease her daughter's distress, but unfortunately, this was one of those things that her daughter had to do alone. "You don't need to do anything, draga. Your body knows what to do, and it's already pushing your baby out on its own," Because at that point, the baby's head was already out and this entire thing will be over very soon.
Sure enough, a few minutes later the room was filled with the baby's cries. And just like that, it was over.
Alcina did get to see her granddaughter as soon as she was born because she was right there providing all kinds of support to her daughter who was finally registering what had happened. Though she was pouting and tearful still, she did complain that no one listened to her, especially her mom and wife because they were supposed to be on her side. But she was soon distracted by her baby and forgot all about labor a few hours later.
Even Miranda wasn't mad that they only called her after Aurelia was born because she knew that Alcina was definitely going to be busy with Cassandra. Miranda called it first and suggested they have an OR on standby just in case this one granddaughter refused to give birth for whatever reason.
Donna was also frantic, knowing how near impossible it was and for once she sided with her mother. But Donna was in favor of them forgoing the whole delivery and going straight to c-section because 'there is no reason to torture the little doe,' as she put it.
It took a lot of coaxing, a very long process, and lots of tears (for no reason, really) but Cassandra did it eventually (with the support of both her mother and her wife and a very patient medical team).
#cassandra dimitrescu#resident evil village#bela dimitrescu#daniela dimitrescu#donna beneviento#mother miranda#house dimitrescu#resident evil 8#alcina and wife were stressed tf out okay#Alcina could have sworn it almost felt like she was the one giving birth not Cassandra with how worried she was#Alcina had 3 daughters with no problems or complications so she knows how easy it is. all three and she was reading one time#on a conference call another time (this one was with cass because she was there for a WHILE since cass was taking her time in coming out so#mama did some work while baby decided whether to come out or not#nothing for dani because when alcina's water broke dani was born literally only two hours later her youngest has no patience in her at all#yet despite that being in the room with cassandra while she was giving birth was the most stressful#she was just worried because cassandra is not built for this#she's like a wet noodle when it comes to these things she has the whole family worried about her because 'how is SHE going to go thru this'#like everyone KNOWS#then there is cass waltzing home 10-11 months later announcing she is pregnant again#like woman can u NOT#and yes she was also dramatic the next time and the third time#she just does it differently every time because girlie really does overthink a lot and gets herself worked up#plus she's actually a delicate baby princess and def not made for this kind of thing#but she wants kids so ://#wife and mama will have to suffer with her#second time at the hospital alcina joked 'do u need me this time too?' and cass nodded tearfully 'yes i can't do this omg'#so it was round two of the same thing#like alcina was more stressed during those times than she was during her own time giving birth#she's too old for this but cassandra insists on putting her mama through it#cass can do it but she needs someone to hold her hand throughout the entire process
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worming out of awkward conversations l i k e
#accidentally partially traumadumped on my coworker earlier auaaaaaa im so sorry#literally all she asked was ‘are you gonna be spending cny with your father?’ and cue the rant (sadge)#i didn’t really have to tell her that the dude tried to burn our apartment down during a certain rampage#(said fire was extinguished by my then-11 year old bro with water from the sink though. good boi)#the topic was successfully changed after that yeayyyyyy#but. m a n n n n . cny is not a good time for me lmfaooooo#i swear i have at least one bad memory for all of the years that i’ve gone housevisiting for the season#like there was that time when i，as a kindergartner，was deemed to be the cause of breaking apart the family’s bonds#over a can of cola at a reunion dinner bc i cried when my evil aunt scolded me for daring to want a drink other than water#i think my father still blames me for that to this very day lmfaoooooo#g o d. manifesting my hopes and dreams for that prick to not contact me this year im begginggggg#he’s. like. the one person i hate more than myself. 3rd place on my hatelist is his father ofc. no clue who 4th place would be though…#hmmmmm ok i think that’s enough traumadumping for one cny season lmao#tune in next year as i once again wonder what tf the name of one of my cousins is#bc despite how bonkers that side of the family is… i’m sure that the dude’s parents weren’t deranged enough to name their son ‘colour’—#his name is seriously one of my greatest unsolved mysteries. i mean. he has siblings with names like dylan and vivian/valerie/vanessa(?)#and yet everyone calls him something that sounds like ‘colour’.#like damn did his parents decide to skip giving just one of their children a first name or something? guess i’ll never know
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guy who’s bad at regulating his emotions over losing items when he misplaces his water bottle
#camera talks#fucked upp#I had a breakdown (fully yelling and wouldn’t accept anything but my actual water bottle even though I knows it’s irrational-#literally you could give me an exact replica and I would find a reason not to want it when I’m like that. it’s bad#and I know that it’s not right and I’ll feel bad eventually but I haven’t gotten to that stage yet. I’m still feeling upset and angry#worst part is we didn’t find my water bottle so I’m Not drinking water unless necessary (took my pills and that was it)#which is a bad idea all around medically. getting dehydrated will fuck up a lot for me#so I know I just need to get over this but it’s so small and stupid like.#how do I even lose my water bottle? people don’t lose track of things like that I’m just bad at being human#and this is the second time I’ve lost a water bottle. the first time I wasn’t Too attached but it was pretty bad#this water bottle had stickers and fun memories on it so thats hard and I don’t like losing my stuff. it makes me feel shitty#ugh also#vent#sorry#it’s like 11 at night I just need sleep at this point
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I have so many notes in my notes app of just like. things I might write about MacGyver 2016.
#i only recently branched out from purely xreader or xoc stuff to test the waters with just writing about canon character interactions#but genuinely never been so inspired before#like pages of notes#hang on let me go count them#11.5#plus one potential oc thing because i cant resist#i say 11½ because one literally just says 'macgyver beach episode ?'#because i think its funny that we didnt get the obligatory beach/vacation episode of a show like that#like in Monk we get that one vacation episode where Sharona is like 'of COURSE you find a murder everywhere we go'#feels like we need one like that#yeah we got the vegas Saw Trap episode and Flashlight was set in Hawaii#still#one i really wanna write is kinda maybe a 5+1 about how the Belt Grab came to be
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what if instead of messaging me in the middle of the night about your stupid fucking girlfriend and your stupid fucking problems with her you actually act like my fucking friend and message me like how you message everyone else in our group
#bye ignore my venting bigger problems what fucking ever#im sick of her ass she only messages us for us to help her with her fucking girlfriend problems like we arent even friends atthis fckn point#and i love her shes so funny whatever but god shes literally the worst because i just want to be friends i dont fucking care ab her goddamn#selfish ass gf thats shes obsessed with. be obsessed tell me about it but cant we be friends ab other stuff too#we used to be her 'favorite friend' cause we shared so many interests and we hung around what fucking ever but fuck that right#get a gf and just use us to help better yalls relationship without even telling her you're sharing her private msgs w us huh yeah sure#what fucking ever im so done with this bitch and i cant even get my contacts out cause i have long nails and im js poking my eye#AND SHE WOULD NEVER BE SORRY if our friendship fell apart she would tell everyone i was jealous of her gf or what ever i literally dont care#she was like an older sister before i dont get why getting a gf would have to change shit like ok good for u but what ab us#what about me its not even fucking fair like is it that hard to keep up w ur friends?? NO its fucking not#taking me so long to write a post bc im still fucking helping her with her stupid dumb selfish idiotic gf omfg#just BREAK UP i literally dont fucking care just leave her if she makes u unhappy its literally online tf is she gonna do to u nothing omfg#why am i the one being punished when shes the one with the stupid dumb gf that hates her and herself i dont fucking care i js want m friend#and i cant tell any of our mutual friends cause she dont do that to them its js me so itd be like im being dramatic#and like shit i guess i am but i dont care atp thats all she ever talks to me ab like ok i get it i helped u but stop jfc#but if i said that we'd never talk again bc what fucking ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cause im just dramatic whatever#if u cant resolve these simple problems of communication on ur own then maybe u shouldnt be in a relationship idk js my thoughts! die#sry the 1 person who knows what xactly i mean is asleep and im so tired of getting late night msgs being like hii can u help me SHUT UP#id love to help if we were actually still fucking friends but we arent so js leave me alone bruh#post#nickpost#will delete in morning my mom keeps telling me to put my phone down bt i need 2 say smfh 2 some1#i hate change i hate slight differences in my normal day to day i hate everything i hate not having smth to rely on i hate change i hate it#sry im alg now im js sick of her ass js leave bruh#nimbhe my moms yelling im tired anyway i need to js isolate myself forever no problems if im on an island alone#living my best life in the shade drinking idk water or whatever and just talking to myself bc who even needs friends right!!!!!!!!#its 11:11 make a wjsh#adding more cz whatever im deleting this ltr anyway#its so clear where i stand with everyone cause its always close but not close enough friendly but not friends and i guess its the same w her#bye im out of tags etc whatever nobody matching my freak ever never comfortable in any friendships
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It might be bc im like 2 months late to this fandom but this is the most peaceful one ive ever seen so far
#literally have not witnessed ANY drama#horror dating sim fans built different#redstrewn talks#I HOPE IM NOT JINXING IT IM SO SORRY#maybe its bc its already established that EVERYONE is problematic in this game so theres nothing to argue about LMAAAOOOO#“BUT THIS CHARACTER IS HORRIBLE!!!1!11!1!” “Yes....thats what...we're here for....thats the label on the box.....thats what we ordered.....#maam. maam. there are neon signs that these are shark habitat waters. thats the whole theme of this beach maam. the shark beach.#there are multiple neon signs going TURN BACK SHARK BEACH maam. maam. why did you come here if you dont want sharks.#maybe bc were so small rn?? the tag is slow (not bad just an observation) so ppl dont feel like its a “threat”#anyway. I LOVE IT HERE I LOVE U PPL
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I think if I just never leave my room again most of my problems will be fixed ya know
#i hade my meds lol i drink half a cup of water and my cheeks puff right yp#which feels like a cruel fucking joke to play on someone whos had body dysmorphia since they were 11#i like just got a fucking handle on it i JUST managed to convince myself my face doesnt actually change day to day#and now it literally physically does#fuck this im so tired#(tw sa) ive dealt with enough why did i have to get fucking ibd on top of it i barely fucking got to process being assaulted in march#and then this shit happens in may#im really just getting to the point where i dont see any use in finishing uni or trying to start my career or interacting with people#or doing anything#which sounds suicidal i know im not there YET but like#idk im overtired and everything seems bleak and hopeless and awful#:3c
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mfs (my best friend) will say "omg he's literally so fine I want this man's children" and then pull out a picture of a guy who looks like a third time divorcé who's losing the kids and is quietly metamorphosing into a blobfish
#help me#ive told her SO MANY GODDAMNED TIMES#dude not even kidding this guy looks THIRTY YEARS OLD but somehow still gangly#hes got the bone structure of a depressed ape#AND A BUZZCUT TO MATCH#IM SOBBING IT MADE ME LITERALLY WHEN SHE SHOWED ME THE PICTURE#i cant stress enough how deformed this man looks#AND THE WORST THING IS MY POOR DELUDED BABE IS AN 11/10 IN HOW SCRUMPTIOUS SHE IS#WHY IS SHE THIRSTING OVER SOMEONE WHO LOOKS LIKE THEY HAVENT SEEN WATER IN 12 YEARS#oh and hes disrespectful towards his mother and women#WHY DOES SHE DO THIS TO HERSELF#girl sees a red flag and runs straight towards it screaming rail me#crying
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My entire city’s water supply may or may not be contaminated rn like what the hell
#I was on the bus at like 1 and literally everyone got the alert telling us not to drink tap water after 2#now they’re saying it will be fine until 11:59 pm tomorrow and apparently all of the stores are basically out of water… ���😭
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I don’t think I will ever be over the fact that I’m slightly older than almost all of my Ateez biases
#I’m literally only 11 days older than San#BUT WTF WAS IN THE WATER IN 1999#AND WHY DIDNT I GET ANY#Ateez#atiny
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In other news, I’m looking at my new niece’s birth chart and we’re the same but opposite, because I’m a Virgo Sun Pisces Moon and she’s a Pisces Sun Virgo Moon. I just think that’s neat.
#personal#my 11 year old niece thinks THEY'LL be best friends#well i have NEWS FOR HER#the amount of water signs in my fucking family though i love water signs but they are everywhere#literally when my mom my husband and i have dinner with my brother's family#it is over 50% water signs in that room#it used to be exactly 50% but now this baby has been born#so she skewed the ratio
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ok. dont uh. dont play a nuzlocke when ur tired. did so much bad shit in just an hour that im just starting over from my last save idgaf
#dpg pkmn#dpg txt#if u wanna know what happened#1. i killed my only grass type during the rock gym since i didnt know ice was good on grass#2. i killed my only available magikarp in a 1 hit ko while fighting wild pokemon#3 i had the opportunity to exploit dupes clause to try and get dedenne but didnt realize i could get chingling on literally the next route#so i got a chingling in route 11 and then encountered another right afterwards in the next route :/#4. i didnt realize the shadows in the cave would cause an encounter and got a fucking. woobat#5. killed my starter pokemon (and now only water type) with a wild wobuffet bc my mom was talking to me so i wasnt looking at my screen#so. im just going to. pretend none of that happened
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standing in the bathroom stall fixing my outfit being serenaded by the beautiful music of the automatic toilet flushing 11 times
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1850s Tumblr Dashboard Simulator
👸🏻 girlbossladyjane Follow
It really makes me sick to see people giving money to penny weeklies when Franklin's expedition STILL has not been found 😭 There are good men out there trapped in unimaginable temperatures and literally all that's needed is a little more funding for another rescue mission yet all you guys seem to care about are your vulgar little stories...
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the franklin expedition is dead as hell
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Disgraceful thing to say but I'd expect nothing more from a M*lville fan
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👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 hartgrindisreal
Sorry for posting so much about Tom Gradgrind/James Harthouse from Hard Times lately. It turns out that I was getting arsenic poisoning from my wallpaper? Anyway I took a seaside stroll and I'm normal now. Check your walls y'all
#whyyy did i assume they were committing unlawful actions together like where did i even get that from lol #hard times isn't even that good by dickens standards tbh
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🎨 asherbrowndurand
Just painted this
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RIP Napoleon... you may have been unable to conquer Alexander's Russia but you sure as hell conquered Alexander's bed
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HERITAGE POST
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How does this have less than 100k notes you could literally not avoid this post back in the 20s lol
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🌄 loyalromantic Follow
poets just aren't dying young in mysterious water-related incidents like they used to :/
#as useless and degenerative as i find 'the living poets' and i'm glad we're finally moving on from them #i have to agree with op in this respect
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🎀 thefopdiaries Follow
I finally got a daguerreotype of myself ^_^ Porcelain urn for scaling
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i think i hauve consumption
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🐋 whaler4life
They found oil in the ground??? WTF. THIS IS LITERALLY THE WORSTTTT. FUCK MY LIFE FOR REAL THIS TIME
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I swear this website has 0 reading comprehension skills. Darwin NEVER claimed we "evolved" from apes like if one of you guys actually bothered to open his new book you'll see all his arguments are backed up by evidence. He actually makes a lot of sense
#sure there's nuance like i don't fully agree with all of it #but his general theory of natural selection seems pretty sound imo
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Of course these are the finalists lmao this website is so predictable. Anyway vote Heathcliff if you dont i'm going to assume you're a phrenologist
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It's not problematic to acknowledge the fact that Heathcliff was a brute like he literally killed dogs in case you forgot. #rochestersweep
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I love the implication here that Rochester never did anything cruel either. He literally locked his wife in the attic and lied to Jane about it 😭 like that was a pretty significant thing that happened
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And? God forbid women do anything
#why'd you have to pit two bad bitches against each other #anyway i'm not attracted to men but still went with rochester #bc in terms of living quarters thornfield hall > wuthering heights easily
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👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 hartgrindisreal
Not the Russian tsar dying immediately after hartgrind became canon
#i know dickens hasn't technically confirmed it yet but like. SOMETHING was strongly implied ok #see: my previous post #dickensposting
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👨🏻❤️💋👨🏻 hartgrindisreal
LORD HELP ME. THE BODY LANGUAGE. THE WAY THEY'RE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER. AHHHHHH
#this installment!!! im-- #dickensposting #i can't fucking cope #dickens wants to KILL us he wants us DEAD....
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⭐️ newamerican
Hi guys sorry I haven't been posting lately it's been so difficult getting to California 💀 I'm finally here now though just need to find a pickaxe and soon I'll be digging! :-) wish me luck lol
#gold #gold rush #gold rush grind #california #adventure
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