#2.36 in

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Spring of Eternal Peace

Bathing in this spring could cure ailments of body and mind alike.

Artist: Wang Yuqun TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[hotdadlicense]

opening ur emails to see 'your phone bill is due soon...' okay well how is that my fault

[regardingjenmish]

I love how the episodes are filmed. It really does remind me of the early seasons spn

[collecting--stardust]

Okay ciao good night I'm sleeping and will watch motogp in like a few hours

[skylesbian]

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[camelliagwerm]

Honestly I must be a master of pick'n'mix bc I didn't spend a small fortune on it while putting in some fudge.

[hozion]

[ajarofpickledtears]

so tired of money matters and finances and adulting i just want a break

[mtg-cards-hourly]

Throne of the High City

A shining symbol of Paliano's true ruler—ambition.

Artist: Titus Lunter TCG Player Link Scryfall Link EDHREC Link

[littlealienproducts]

Ceramic Figurine Raccoon 2.36" by NiceAndEasyGift

[uncharismatic-fauna]

Mandarin fish (Synchiropus splendidus)

Habitat & Distribution

Resides almost exclusively in coral reefs and shallow lagoons

They are native to the western Pacific, including reefs around the Philippines, Indonesia, Hong Kong, New Guinea, and Australia

Physical Description

Length: Up to 6 cm (2.36 in)

Mandarin fish have broad heads and large, round fins; the dorsal fin sports a long spike at the base of the neck

Adults are covered in patterns of gold, green, and bright blue

Behaviour

Mandarin fish tend to crawl along the bottom of the ocean using their large pelvic fins

They stay in pairs or small groups, although males are intolerant of rivals

Their main diet consists of small crustaceans, worms, and plankton

Key Advantages

The skin of the mandarin fish secrets a foul-smelling mucus, which can deter predators

Their bright coloration is to warn predators that they are toxic and should be avoided

The sharp spine on their backs may also damage the mouths of predators that do attempt to eat them

Photo by Micha L. Rieser

[christinarowie332]

stupid fucking kid

part 2 of “stupid horny fucks”

chris sturniolo x reader .

angst .

warnings : language , talk of sex . angst . depictions of depressive episodes. regret .

not proof read cuz i don’t have time for that. 😀

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it’s been a week . seven days of avoiding conversations with him , seven days of “oh sorry i’m busy” messages to nick when he asks to come over . i cant even think straight .

one week ago .

“he flops down next to me , his chest heaving and loose curls wet slightly around his neck with sweat .

“what the fuck just happened” i say looking over to him

he just stares at the ceiling .

what the fuck just happened .

“i’m gonna go-“ i try to continue but the sight of chris’s eyes closed and soft hums of sleep stop me .

my mind races with scenarios and past conversations. he doesn’t want a relationship. i don’t even know if i do . i just fucked my best-friend. how the fuck did that even happen . the same kid that i see allmost everyday , i’ve known him for years , what the fuck have i just done .

“chris i’m gonna go .” i whisper to his sleeping body , while getting out of bed and grabbing the sweatpants and tank top from the floor , and leaving the room . as i walk downstairs my vision gets blurry as regret and guilt sets in . i can hear nick and matt ask questions but before i know it i’m in my car and speeding home .

what the fuck just happened.

now.

the ceiling seems to move as i stare into the white space, shadows curve and shift with stars before i blink them away and look towards the notification lighting up my dark room . i notice the time . 2.36 , jesus . not bothering to read the notification i silence my phone and turn over in my sheets . the cold kisses my face as my cheeks slide over my pillow , fingers numb at the temperature as i place them both under the cover and curl the duvet up to my neck . closing my eyes allows the thoughts to run wild , my estranged relationship with the triplets , the fact i haven’t left my house in days , my plants are wilted as i’ve neglected them. chris .

i open my eyes and see the mascara stained bedding from last night . grey droplets seeping into the fabric left marks . a physical reminder for everyone to see . well. that’s if anyone bothered to check on me . it’s not their fault , the moment matt called me to check if i was ok i changed the subject, called him stupid and laughed , deciding to let him talk instead of me . it worked the first two days , then the missed meetings rang alarm bells for nick , he showed up at my house , ringing the doorbell to which i ignored . i shouldn’t have done that . the thoughts that were once plaguing my head were cut off as i hear a car pull into my driveway . the sound of my dogs nails tapping into the wooden floor confirms it , she knows the sound of matt’s car .

as i reach the door i take a breath before opening it , gripping the handle for stability , nuckles whitening at the force . i’m met with shy blue eyes and stubble , his hair flowing around his hat and vivien westwood necklace swaying on his chest .

“hi”

his voice is hourse , it allmost sounds deeper, my lips twitch at his nervous tone but it never quite meets a smile as i know why he’s here . “hi chris.” my eyes focus on the car and i notice matt behind the wheel looking angry , probably at being dragged out the house , but his eyes soften when he meets my gaze . i shift out the way for chris to enter the house , it’s only now i realise the state im in and cover my body with my arms .

i close the door behind him and turn to look at him sheepishly. he looks nervous, his hands are in his pockets and he won’t meet my eye contact . i’m not sure if it’s embarrassment or anxiety but whatever it is , it’s not chris .

“look y/n i’m-“

“does matt know?” i cut him off unintentionally, something changes in his features. this is something he can answer . an easy thing to talk about . “no , i figured it’s up to you to tell him.” he answers confidently, like he’s doing me some fucking favour . quickly the pain turns into anger , and i feel adrenaline fill my chest , as much as i wish it was a different feeling i’m happy to feel something.

“what the fuck does that mean? u give me the job to tell him ? what are u too embarrassed to tell him?” i snap at him . i subconsciously curse myself , knowing this is not what i wanted to say . but this is easier then watching him walk away all together. this he’s good at , this he knows how to do . argue .

“what ? no of course not? y/n i just-“

“you just what ? too embarrassed to say we fucked and u ghosted me ?”

“ghosted you ? i didn’t fucking ghost you , you just left ? u literally fucked then dipped ? what am i supposed to do tell him hm?” he raises his voice , his calm demeanour slowly melting away . he takes a step towards me and i take a step back , my back hitting the radiator attached to wall and i wince at the pain . he notices and takes a step back again , taking a shakey breath in and bites the inside of his lip . “look y/n , im sorry okay ? i don’t know what i did or how to fix it but i’m sorry . i thought u wanted it as much as me but i’m sorry if you-“

“no chris i did, i thought i did , but i just don’t think it should have happened, i feel wierd . i cant believe i fucked you literally minutes after u meant to send a dick pic to another girl” i calm myself down now , matching his energy, my neighbors did not want to hear two teenagers shout about dickpics at 2 in the morning . “ i feel disgusting , u took my fucking virginity and-“

“what” he cuts me off confused , looking away in thought i watch as his shoulders relax and eyes glaze over for a second . “i’m so sorry i didn’t even know , i didn’t think , that picture was stupid , it was a mistake in itself i don’t even know that girl . she just looked like you so-“

what .

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yikes y/n seriously needs some therapy

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[foone]

A version of Catholicism that fixes the only problem: you have to pay for your food when you're taking communion. The body and blood of christ? That'll be 2.36$. Cash or card?

[hometoursandotherstuff]

This house is so weird. It was built in 2019 in the Clark County, Nevada desert with all the amenities, even an elevator. It's a large home, 8bds, 7ba, and they're asking $2.495M.

The only greenery I notice is in the front, yet the description says it has 100+ palms/300+ oleanders. I can see the palms, but I don't see any flowers (isn't oleander poison?). It also has a "live animal large gated coop."

If you enter thru the ground level entrance, there are a lot of stairs, and it's not an attractive entrance. There's an elevator, but I don't see it.

The stairs lead to the open concept living room/kitchen.

It's disappointing for a $2.5M house.

The kitchen is nothing spectacular.

Outside the house is a terrace and a patio and I guess where the high price comes in.

B/c you've got a baseball field. I don't see the bases, though.

And, then there're these weird structures. The description says something about a guest house.

These look pretty grim. Is that an oleander in the pot? Maybe these are outhouses for the baseball field.

This must be the large animal coop.

You would think that a $2.5M house would have a lot of space for entertaining, especially since it has a baseball field.

But, the entertaining space and bar are set up in the garage.

The bar has a half garage door that opens up to the field so people can come for something to drink or snack on.

This is what the field looks like close up. The house is on a 2.36 acre lot.

https://www.zillow.com/homedetails/8521-Cote-Rd-Clark-County-NV-89161/247473192_zpid/

[which-item-poll]

Etsy shop

[mapsontheweb]

The true value of a US dollar

Its Based on OCDE data EXCH and PPP with 2022 values. This is Exchange Rate of the Currency divided by the Parity Purchase Power, a measure of how cheap or inflationary a country is. This should me read as: “In the US I'd need to spend 2.36 to buy the same things 1 dollar bought me in Poland"

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