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#2020’s sexy anime man’s birthday is coming up
detectivekambe · 4 years
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Looking at Daisuke’s wiki like holy heck bros, Daisuke’s Birthday is coming up
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kpoppwriter · 5 years
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EXO Masterlist ~ ☆
Reactions
EXO Reaction: You do aegyo
EXO Reaction: You’re short
EXO Reaction: He jokes about your insecurities
EXO Reaction: You’re his sister and stressed from school
EXO Reaction: He walks in on Xiumin and his GF
EXO Reaction: You suddenly kiss him
EXO Reaction: You get scared and hide behind him
EXO Reaction: You cuddle up to him because you’re scared of the dark
EXO Reaction: He walks in on Sehun and his GF
EXO Reaction: You get mad at him for buying you an expensive gift
EXO Reaction: You distance yourself because you don’t deserve him
EXO Reaction: Their S/O invites him to join them in the shower/bath
Mafia!EXO Reaction: Arguing with their pregnant wife
EXO Reaction: Walking in on their girlfriend touching herself
EXO Reaction: Idol girlfriend performs a sexy stage
EXO Reaction: You’re in pain because of your period
EXO Reaction: Going down on him
EXO Reaction: Sweet and cuddly girlfriend
EXO Reaction: S/O crying during sex because it’s so good
EXO Reaction: S/O holding in moans during sex
EXO (OT12) Reaction: Girlfriend doesn’t like being affectionate
EXO Reaction: Really good sex with their girlfriend
Mafia!EXO Reaction: Their S/O dying
EXO Reaction: Not wanting to have sex because you’re insecure
EXO Reaction: Argument with S/O
EXO (OT12) Reaction: Sleepy S/O walking around in underwear
EXO Reaction: S/O getting sick before their birthday
EXO Reaction: Argument with S/O pt. 2
EXO Reaction: Teasing them in public
EXO Reaction: Shy S/O
EXO (OT12) Reaction: Friend stressing out and having a meltdown
EXO (OT12) Reaction: Being close to an ex-member
EXO Reaction: Idol S/O ignoring them to break up
EXO (OT12) Reaction: S/O gets turned on by neck kisses
EXO Reaction: Their S/O Doesn’t Want Sex In The Relationship
EXO Reaction: Sehun Coming To Them For Advice On A Crush
EXO Reaction: Their S/O Isn’t Very Girly
EXO Reaction: Walking In On Their Crush Naked
EXO Reaction: Idol S/O Singing An Emotional and Powerful Song
EXO Reaction: Normally Quiet S/O Being a Horny Mess
EXO Reaction: One of the Members is in a Relationship
EXO Reaction: Their Crush Drunkenly Flirting with Them
EXO Reaction: Rejecting Their Marriage Proposal
EXO Reaction: Their Crush Going into SubSpace
EXO Reaction: Shitting on their Dick  - Ex-Members Version
EXO Reaction: Being Completely Obedient
EXO Reaction: You Pet Every Animal You See
EXO Reaction: Hurting you During Sex
EXO (OT12) Reaction: Sweet S/O being Kinky
EXO Reaction: Not Feeling Pain When Being Overstimulated
EXO Reaction: Being Submissive
EXO Reaction: Their Idol Crush performs their song
EXO Reaction: Helping you fall asleep 
Headcanons
EXO Headcanon: Kissing You
EXO Headcanon: Big Booty
EXO Headcanon: Freinds with Benefits
EXO Headcanon: Cockwarming
EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Overstimulation
EXO Headcanon: Aftercare
EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Orgasm Denial/Edging
EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Proposing
Wolf!EXO Headcanon: Finding his mate
EXO Headcanon: Girlfriend suggests making a sex tape
EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Thigh riding
EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Their S/O has bad migraines
EXO Headcanon: Dominating and BDSM
EXO Headcanon: Female Member
EXO Headcanon: First Kiss with Sehun
EXO Headcanon: You’re Their Stylist
EXO Headcanon: Picnic with Chanyeol
EXO Headcanon: Kissing Kris
EXO Headcanon: First Kiss and First Time with Kris (Male S/O)
EXO Headcanon: Kris Overstimulating you
EXO Headcanon: Snow Day
EXO (OT12) Headcanon: Spanking
EXO Headcanon: Sex with Jongin (Male Reader)
EXO Headcanon: Receiving Head (Male Reader)
EXO Headcanon: Kissing Luhan
EXO Headcanon: Kissing Tao
EXO Dom Line: S/O has a sassy attitude
Kris Wu Headcanon: Cooking with him
Kris Wu Headcanon: Getting head from male S/O
EXO Headcanon: Surprising them when they return from military service
EXO Headcanon: Witches
EXO as Your Boyfriend
Xiumin
Luhan
Kris
Junmyeon
Yixing
Baekhyun | Idol S/O
Jongdae
Chanyeol
Kyungsoo
Tao
Jongin
Sehun
First Time With...
Kris
Yixing
Baekhyun
EXO as Your Boyfriend (NSFW)
EXO Ex-Members as Your Boyfriend (NSFW)
Poly!Ships
ChanBaek
SuBaek | 2
ChanHun
BaekChen
XiuHun
XiuChen
CBX
KrisHo
SeKai
XiuHan
2Ho
Kay | 2
KaiSoo
HunHo
SeBaek
XiuChenHun
SKY (Sehun, Kai, Chanyeol)
Drabbles
Chanyeol Smut
ChanBaek Smut | 2 | 3 | 4
Kris Wu Smut
Junmyeon Smut | 2 | 3
Baekhyun Drabble
Xiumin Drabble
Sehun Drabble | 2
Kyungsoo Drabble
Scenarios
The Irresponsibility of Drinking - Xiumin angst/fluff
Collaboration - Sehun angst/fluff
Daddy - Xiumin smut
Forgotten Tragedy - Yixing Mafia!au angst
All Mine - Jealous Xiumin smut
After Performance Affection - Junmyeon fluff
The Love That Comes With Fear - Yixing fluff
Hate Comments - Chanyeol fluff
Hello Baby - Sehun fluff
The Wrong Kind Of Juice - Xiumin fluff
A Cup Of Coffee - Sehun fluff
Fishy Funeral - Xiumin fluff/comedy/angst(?)
Being Mischievous Has Consequences - Kyungsoo smut
My Princess - Junmyeon Royalty AU smut
Learned From The Best - Sehun fluff/comedy
Yes Sir - Junmyeon smut
A Remedy For Being Warm - Xiumin smut
Love On Set Of A Variety Show - Yixing fluff
Perfect - Yixing Mafia AU fluff
Too Much Running - Yixing fluff
Temerate - Sehun Mafia AU
The Battle of the Bands - Chanyeol band au
Hearts and Stars - Junmyeon soulmate au
Tacenda - Chanyeol mob au
Absent-Minded - Kris smut
Series
Kinktober 2020 - Masterlist
Day Trip - Junmyeon Train to Busan AU
        pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4 | pt. 5 | epilogue
Belladonna - Baekhyun Royalty AU
       pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3 | pt. 4 | pt. 5 | pt. 6 | pt. 7 | pt. 8 | pt. 9
Lotto Series - EXO songfics based off the Lotto Repackage
        Lotto | Lucky One | Monster | Artificial Love | Can’t Bring Me Down |                     Cloud 9 | Heaven | She’s Dreaming | White Noise | One and Only |                        They Never Know | Stronger
Attention - Chanyeol Stalker AU (discontinued)
       Prologue | pt. 1
Love Shot Series - EXO Songfics based on the Love Shot Repackage
        Love Shot | Tempo | Trama | Wait | Sign | Ooh La La La | Gravity |                          With You | 24/7 | Bad Dream | Damage | Smile On My Face | Oasis        
Koi No Yokan - Good Boy/Bad Boy series with @allyreactions​
        pt. 1 | pt. 2 | pt. 3
Saving Far Water - Multi Idol Escape the Night AU (discontinued)
       Character Profiles | pt. 1 | pt. 2 | poll 1 | pt. 3 | poll 2
Another Killing Game - Danganronpa AU
         pt. 1 | pt. 2
Looking for asks? Here are the Tags for the member!
~◦♡ Minseok - #teenie minnie♡◦~
~◦♡ Baekhyun - #dorky mint♡◦~
~◦♡ Chanyeol - #tol man ♡◦~
~◦♡ Jongin - #teddy bear♡◦~
~◦♡ Sehun - #smart detective♡◦~
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tabloidtoc · 4 years
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National Examiner, January 25
Cover: Secret Dawn Wells took to the grave: her affair with Bob Denver of Gilligan’s Island 
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Page 2: Best and Worst Celeb Tippers -- Katherine Heigl, Amy Schumer, Drew Barrymore, Jessica Simpson, Britney Spears, Madonna, Johnny Depp, Jay-Z 
Page 3: Charlie Sheen, Ben Affleck, Sean Penn, Sharon Stone, Naomi Campbell, Mark Zuckerberg, Tom Selleck and Donnie Wahlberg took the 2020 Tip Challenge 
Page 4: Goldie Hawn’s movie roles 
Page 6: Melissa Gilbert who played Laura Ingalls on Little House on the Prairie says if there’s one piece of unfinished business that emerged from the show it’s that she’d like to punch former co-star Shannen Doherty -- Shannen was only 12 when she joined the Little House cast for the show’s ninth and final season playing Jenny Wilder but in a couples therapy session with her first husband Bo Brinkman it came out that Shannen at 22 had bagged Bo in bed 
Page 7: Country star Dolly Parton may be 75 year old but that doesn’t stop her from leaping out of bed at 3 a.m. every morning -- she’s a very very very early riser and she goes to bed pretty early but she’s up and down
* Tom Hanks has been in countless movies and TV shows but his most important role in life has been as a father of four and he has tips for how to do it right 
Page 8: If you’ve soured on feeding canned dog food to your precious pooch you’re not alone -- plenty of owners are switching over to healthy people-food diets for their pets but it’s essential to get guidance from your veterinarian 
Page 9: Most of your kitty’s diet should be a nutritionally complete cat food but you can give them a treat from your plate every once in a while -- you just need to know how to choose feline-friendly snacks with nutrients they need and which they should NEVER eat -- check with your veterinarian 
* Why animals creep into our dreams -- we all dream about animals from time to time and here are some of the most common creatures of our nights and what they could be trying to tell us 
Page 10: On his 21st birthday Matt Goodman raised a glass to his late father who had left behind the money to buy his son’s first beer 
Page 11: Your Health -- the stark truth is that sleeping naked is good for you 
Page 12: Top Guns -- these Hollywood stars were fastest on the draw -- James Garner, Henry Fonda, Eli Wallach, Burt Lancaster, Roy Rogers 
Page 13: Kevin Costner, Yul Brynner, Gary Cooper, Clint Eastwood, John Wayne 
Page 14: Dear Tony, America’s Top Psychic Healer -- a lesson from COVID-19 which is work on mentally healing ourselves, Tony predicts Miley Cyrus will struggle to overcome many of her self-destructive habits, finding strength through religion and she will be back on the hit parade come summer 
Page 15: If you and your partner fight a lot here’s a great idea to grasp: holding each other’s hand is the key to better conflict resolution 
Page 16: Prince William and Duchess Kate Middleton might be royals but they’re raising their children just like any other parents and family is their first priority and Will and Kate are rarely apart from their three kids Prince George and Prince Charlotte and Prince Louis 
Page 18: Maggie the shelter stray was twice unlucky when two potential forever homes kicked her to the curb but now she’s found her true calling as a beloved K-9 officer 
Page 19: A homeless man in Atlanta put his life on the line to rescue every single cat and dog from a blazing inferno at an animal shelter 
Page 20: Cover Story -- a three-hour tour that turned into a three-season laugh-fest on Gilligan’s Island made Dawn Wells a star and she took the show’s juiciest secrets to her grave including a red-hot affair with co-star Bob Denver -- Dawn who died of complications related to COVID-19 at age 82 hid a crazy sexy side which she kept under wraps because it was the exact opposite of the squeaky-clean image se presented to the world as farm girl Mary Ann on Gilligan’s Island 
Page 22: This Michigan teen is a top Elvis Presley impersonator even performing in Las Vegas and the only one with Down syndrome 
Page 24: Texas firefighters were hailed as heroes after they rescued a four-year-old boy who had fallen down a well 
Page 25: Here’s the dirt on soil-free gardening 
Page 26: Nice Work If You Can Get It -- celebs shell out stupid money for stupid jobs -- Rod Stewart travels with a room-darkening team, Lady Gaga hates to sleep alone and her personal assistant had to get in bed with her on nights when Gaga was solo, Larry Ellison likes to play basketball on his yacht and employs a person who job it is to circle it in a boat and retrieve stray balls from the ocean, Mariah Carey has a woman who stands beside her at all times holding a drink, Snoop Dogg pays a professional blunts roller, Prince Charles has a personal dresser, Justin Bieber’s entourage includes someone to hold his drink and another to hold his slice of pizza, Sean Combs has an assistant whose only job is to carry around an umbrella for him 
Page 28: Burt Lancaster was one of Hollywood’s biggest stars acting in more than 70 movies during a four-decade-long career but he was also a silly practical joker says his daughter Joanna Lancaster one of the actor’s five children 
Page 30: Legendary actress and dancer Ann-Marget will be 80 years old in April but she’s still stepping out and making movies -- you’re not dead when you reach a certain age said the star who shot to fame when she famously dated Elvis Presley when they made Viva Las Vegas in 1964 
* Candice Bergen running wild and free at age 74 -- she recently became a first-time grandmother and is selling her hand-designed merchandise online 
* What is Marie Osmond doing during the pandemic? She bought a Harley motorcycle and so did her husband Steve and they love to go riding together -- the twosome also take walks and see their kids and grandkids and stay busy and have fun 
Page 42: All Washed Up -- surprising facts about bathing and showering 
Page 44: Eyes on the Stars -- Ellen DeGeneres goes for a spin in California (picture), Chrissy Teigen and John Legend take their kids Luna and Miles to watch planes make the tricky landing at St. Barts’ airport (picture), Joan Collins claims she once gave Bobby Kennedy the brush off because neither of them was single at the time, George Clooney can’t bear the thought of his early film Grizzly II seeing the light of day but it is set to be released later this year, Barry Gibb the last living member of The Bee Gees says life was incredibly hard after losing his brothers and bandmates Robin Gibb and Maurice Gibb who died in 2012 and 2003, Ray Liotta and Jacy Nittolo engaged, Bob Seger paid tribute to saxophonist Alto Reed a longtime member of his Silver Bullet Band who lost his life to colon cancer 
Page 45: Prince Charles and Duchess Camilla show off their walking sticks outside their home at Birkhall in Scotland (picture), Tori Spelling gets some puppy love from one of their pet pooches in L.A. with help from hubby Dean McDermott (picture), Megan Fox has moved on with Machine Gun Kelly and her estranged husband Brian Austin Green isn’t moping solo -- he vacationed in Hawaii with Sharna Burgess of Dancing with the Stars, British photographer David Bailey is dishing on his storied career in his memoir -- he claims sloshed Elizabeth Taylor tried to swipe his camera and his first impression of ex-wife Catherine Deneuve was that she was short and a bit on the fat side, Phyllis McGuire who shared the stage with her late siblings Dorothy and Ruby as the McGuire Sisters died in her lavish Las Vegas home -- she found fame through her voice and infamy through her relationship with Sin City mobster Sam Giancana 
Page 46: Good-hearted sheriff’s deputies surprised a woman with a vehicle after they kept getting calls about her walking along the highway in the freezing cold each morning 
Page 47: These UN Ambassadors use star power to help -- Emma Watson, Danny Glover, Nicole Kidman, Angelina Jolie, Antonio Banderas, Whoopi Goldberg, Susan Sarandon, Liam Neeson, Laurence Fishburne, Mia Farrow, Katy Perry, Alyssa Milano 
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Daniel Chase Hartwig. *Main Character.
Voice Claim: (Liam McIntyre(minus accent)) https://youtu.be/LPcq_D9YSSw?t=26s
Partner(s): Evan (husband) Robert (engaged) And on the side a part of the four clover relationship, involving Evan, Andy and Congo.   Parents: Clara Hartwig and John Hartwig.     Kids: Aishlynn.   Other family members: As he never keeps much in contact with his own family, although he has a nice relationship with them, he sees his close family as his friends, and their kids. Willow and Andy being the ones dearest to him, apart from Evan and his daughter. Age: 39 (Year 2020) - Birthday: 8th of October. Height: 189 cm Body type: Pretty buffed, without being too much. Eye color: Mossy green.  Human: Immortal.
About: ~ Fun to be around, easygoing, not much bothers him, positive, party animal, prankster, flirty, cheeky, friendly, playful, energetic, brave, very outgoing, flexible, tolerant, positive, absentminded, spontaneous, pretty self-ironic, casual, always up for some fun, sometimes very random due to his ADD condition, loses concentration fast. ~ Self taught drummer. Drummer in Evan’s band. Previously drummer in the same band as Andy and Evan. ~ Bisexual. ~ Only has few millimeters hair, but it is dark blond.   ~ Always has a “5 o’clock shadow” (beard stubble) ~ Has multiple tattoos on arms, legs and torso. Most known is big XXX wolf tattoo covering his whole back, ram skull on chest and ‘dick king’ tattoo over his dick.   ~ Gets distracted a lot. (Add/ADHD) ~ Always broke. ~ Goofy. ~ Allergic to wearing shirts. ~ 10/10 will burn down the planet if he tries to cook. ~ Almost nothing is taboo when it comes to sex. ~ Has a piercing in left eyebrow. ~ Often refers to himself as ‘Chase the man’.  Like an alter ego. Expecting anyone else to start calling him by that name. But everyone else hates it. ~ Smokes a lot of really heavy joints to keep his ADD down, as he refuses to drug himself up with pharmacy drugs. ~ Pretty silly, but can easily be serious when he has to. ~ Not the sharpest knife in the drawer. ~ Seriously one of the best friends you could ever have. ~ World known drummer. ~ Smells like: Victor&Rolf - Spicebomb ~ Loves Evan, Willow, Andy, his daughter and close family, his joints, beer, extreme sport, his motor bike, sex, big boobs, his bike, junk food, dancing, partying, beach party, when people cook for him, teasing, flirting, hanging out with his friends, pool parties and streaking.   ~ His style… well… Army is life! Was never actually in the army, but refuses to wear anything else than army clothes. ~ Under his goofy fun loving exterior, lies a warm heart, which cares deeply for everyone close to him.
Dan’s tag Dan’s house/home Handwriting/ask answer pic:
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One Gif that describes him:
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One song to describe him: Blink-182 - What's My Age Again? Personal play list: 1. The Chemical Brothers - The Salmon Dance 2. Smash Mouth - Let’s Rock 3. Kaiser Chiefs - Never Miss A Beat 4. SAIL - AWOLNATION 5. Mark Ronson - Uptown Funk ft. Bruno Mars 6. Robin Thicke - Blurred Lines ft. T.I. & Pharrell 7. Party Favor - Wasabi (feat. Salvatore Ganacci) 8. MACKLEMORE & RYAN LEWIS - THRIFT SHOP FEAT. WANZ 9. Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo 10. Taylor Swift - Shake It Off 11. The Offspring - Have You Ever 12. The White Stripes - Seven Nation Army 13. Edwyn Collins - A Girl Like You 14. Right Said Fred - I'm Too Sexy 15. Claude VonStroke - Deep Throat 16. D-A-D - Counting The Cattle 17. Electric Six - Down at McDonnelzzz (I Shall Exterminate...) 18. Blur - Popscene 19. Bloodhound Gang - Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss 20. Basement Jaxx - Where's Your Head At 21. P.O.D. - Youth of the Nation 22. Big Sleep - Looking For A Girl With A Washing Machine 23. Red Hot Chili Peppers - By The Way 24. Gunther - Ding Dong Song 25. The Lonely Island - Threw It On The Ground 26. Gorillaz - Superfast Jellyfish (feat. Gruff Rhys and De La Soul) 27. Glass Animals - Pork Soda 28. Sir Mix-A-Lot - Baby Got Back 29. The Weeknd - Starboy (official) ft. Daft Punk 30. Green Jelly - Three Little Pigs 31. Blur - Bang 32. MAX ROMEO - Chase The Devil 33. Bloodhound Gang - Along Comes Mary 34. Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage 35. Eminem, Dr. Dre - Forgot About Dre 36. House of Pain - Jump Around 37. Gorillaz - Welcome To The World Of Plastic Beach 38. Chumbawamba - Tubthumping 39. Wild Child - Crazy Bird 40. The Streets - Let's Push Things Forward 41. Eminem - Without Me 42. Ini Kamoze - Here Comes The Hotstepper 43. Daft Punk - Get Lucky (Official Audio) ft. Pharrell Williams, Nile Rodgers 44. The Hives - Hate to Say I Told You So 45. The Roots - The Seed 46. Dope Lemon - Hey You 47. Electric Six - Gay Bar 48. D12 - My Band ft. Cameo 49. Bloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn 50. Lazy Boy - Inhale Positivity Bonus: Tenacious D - Fuck her gently
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