"I have heard these dreamers talking in their sleep
And I stand waiting for them
As at the top of a darkened flight of stairs
They know nothing of me
And none of the secrets of my special plan
While I know every crooked creaking step of theirs"
(Gilligan is an NPC from @luposlipaphobya's D&D campaign, Chair et Charme !)
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Lines from Gilligan's Island that live in my head rent-free on a weekly if not daily basis even when I'm not actively watching the show:
• *shoots the gun* "HALT or I'll SHOOT- oh hi Skipper!"
• "I just want an eensy, weensy piece of rope"
"How big is this eensy, weensy piece of rope?"
"6 feet"
• "Hi Gillig-"
"NO NO NO NO NO NO-"
• "Need more magic POWDER!"
• "Remember Gilligan, mum's the word"
"Hello Gilligan!"
"Mum"
"Don't be ridiculous, Gilligan, I'm not your mum!"
• "But Skipper I can't be on camera because if I'm on camera the whole world is gonna see it and if the whole world sees it then the whole United States is gonna see it and if the whole United States sees it then my hometown is gonna see it and if my hometown sees it then my brother is gonna see it and if my brother sees it, he'll punch me 'cause I'm wearing his shirt"
• "But before you go I have a little something for you"
"A chrysanthemum?"
"No, a .45 chrysanthemum"
• "I WON'T BE YOUR PUPPET I WON'T BE YOUR PUPPET"
• "If I'm not telling the truth may lightning strike!"
*lightning strikes just then*
• "What am I thinking about now, Gilligan?"
"You're thinking about a Hawaiian girl in a grass skirt- *disgusted* oh, Skipper!!"
• "FREEEESH FIIISH"
• *in a bad Dracula voice* "Hello, I am the VAMpire"
• "We don't have an alcove, you SHNOOK"
• "Crossing the English Channel was devilishly hard you see, it was take one step and come up for air and then take another step and come up for air-"
• "Don't I get a tip?"
"How much does 1+1 make, kid?"
*holds up two fingers* "Two?"
*sticks a cigar in between his fingers*
• every song from the Hamlet episode but particularly the Toreador March ("Neither a borrower nor a lender be" etc.)
• and of course just the way Gilligan says "SKIP-PEEEEEEER!" and "PROFESSOOOOOR!"
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I learnt about Gunners, this is @askatosch s Gunner Gilligan
Yes
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HOLD UP I COMPLETELY FORGOT ABOUT GILLIGAN
YOUVE JUST UNLOCKED SO MANY CHILDHOOD MEMORIES OF MINE
Ahh, I am so glad you know about Gilligan/ Gilligan’s Island! Most people under 50 don’t 😭!
Gilligan is my beloved, you wanna know where island comes from in my username??? It is from this show!!!!
But oh our sweet Gilligan…I had a crush on him for years, lol, but Gilligan’s Island is THE BEST! Such good fun, such wonderful characters, and the theme song!!!! It is such a shame it only lasted 3 seasons, it had so much potential!
BTW….I’ve thinking about a Wild Kratts Gilligan’s Island AU….
Had to do something while recovering from surgery when all I did was listen to Gilligan’s Island, lol.
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Happy 59th Anniversary Gilligan's Island! September 26th, 1964.
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You know what she wants, and you know he's tired...
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