#21 is a much bigger number when you have to tag 21 FRIGGIN PEOPLE

[lionillustrated]

Tagging Game

Rules: answer 21 Qs and tag 21 people

Tagged by: @sadskeletonscientist

Nicknames: Lion

Height: 5 something

Following: 374

Do I get asks: sometimes not a lot, but I love getting them!

Last movie I saw: Spiderman into the Spiderverse

Last thing I googled: the other day (don't ask the context isn’t very interesting)

Favorite musician: AJR and Fall out Boy

Song stuck in my head: Genghis Khan by Miike Snow

Other blogs: @prin-konfanblog​ (a fan blog for an artist but its p inactive)

Amount of 💤: Shoot uhh, 10 hours I think

Lucky #: 69

Whatchya wearing: rick and morty t-shirt, basketball shorts and socks

Dream job: Animator

Dream trip: Japan probably

Play an instrument: I have a guitar next to my bed but I'm too lazy to learn to play it lmao

Favorite food: SUSHI!!

Languages: English but I also know some sign language

Favorite songs: Wilson (Expensive mistakes) by Fall out Boy and Sunflower by Post Malone

Random fact: I almost never wear matching socks (I'm lazy)

Describe self with aesthetics: google ‘gay aesthetic’ and that should sum it up

@macithemahsee @hadesaedes @your-local-cryptic @marble-soda-floof @cyrusiceut @xmilkydreamx @xarrior @i-dont-sell-urls @fuckin-cryptid-binch @xrad1cal @thesinbintrashbin @lazyartistdalek @carlosnoodledraws @computerglitch8 @aurazzy @suchamazingness @megalomaniac242 @878-sparksofmagic @kaz3313 @kitty-cat-kate @undertale-rulez

[dancingalone21]

Lau’s AU Funny Quote Challenge

I hit 2,000 followers! I can’t believe it!!! Ya’ll are fucking amazing and crazy for following me. Thank you so much. It means more than you know :)

To celebrate I’m doing my first challenge. You write an AU fic using a funny quote from Supernatural! The list of quotes to choose from is below the cut.

RULES:

1. You don’t have to be following me but it would be nice ;)

2. It needs to be an AU (alternate universe).

3. Reader insert only. Dean, Sam or Cas. Whoever’s quote you pick, he will be your character.

For example: If you pick a Dean quote…then your fic will be Dean x Reader.

4. Include the funny quote in your fic. It can be smut, fluff, angst, etc.

5. Minimum word count - 1,000 and maximum - 8,000.  It can be a one shot or the beginning of a new series. Please use the Keep Reading feature.

6. Fics will be due by Friday, March 24th.

- Please put Lau’s AU Funny Quote Challenge in your first few tags so I can reblog and comment.

- Please tag me and mention the challenge in your author’s note so I don’t miss it.

 HOW TO ENTER:

Send me an ASK with:

– The number of the funny quote you choose and a backup in case it’s taken.

Please no messages or comments if you want to participate. Ask only! It’s easier to keep track. Thank you :)

1. “There’s times I wanna get slapped during sex by a girl wearing a Zorro mask.” Dean @sslytherinprincess

2. “Don’t make me lick your damn face.” Dean @winchesterenthusiast

3. “Oh sweetheart, I don’t do shorts.” Dean @chaos-and-the-calm67

4. “Shoulda cleaned the pipes.” Dean @daydreamingintheimpala

5. “I’d like to think it’s because of my perky nipples.” Dean @thewayward-winchester

6. “Is this like a Magic Mike moment?“ Dean @elizlyn

7. “Why do you care? You’re junkless down there, like a Ken doll.” Dean @exorcisethedemons

8. “Some chick bolting on you is not an emergency. That’s every Friday night for Sam.” Dean @pureawesomeness001

9. “Next time you want to get laid…find a girl that’s not so buckets of crazy, huh?” Dean @pureawesomeness001

10. “Then we all go out for ice cream and strippers.” Dean @whispersandwhiskerburn

11. “Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.” Dean @huntersdomain

12. “I say we get drunk and shoot crap.” Dean @kas-not-cas

13. “Don’t objectify me.” Dean @luci-in-trenchcoats

14. “Man, I am friggin velvety smooth!” Dean @donnanoblerocks

15. “Sammy, I get all tingly when you take control like that.” Dean @spn-fan-girl-173

16. “Oh crap, I’m a painted whore.” Dean @deanwinchesterforpromqueen

17. “You know who wears sunglasses inside? Blind people and douchebags.” Dean @buckysmetallicstump

18. “I’ll man the flashlight.“ Dean @dauntlessdiva

19. “Are you having a stroke? Do you smell toast?” Dean @winchester-writes

20. “I have this code. No cash for ass.” Dean @ariannnawinchester

21. “It takes two to have, you know, hardcore sex.” Dean @scxrchy

22. “Are we gonna fight or make out? Because I’m getting some real mixed signals here.” Dean @atc74

23. “The whistle makes me their god.” Dean @supernaturalyobessed

24. “I think you could have totally hooked up some MILF action there, bud.” Dean @avasmommy224

25. “I think you pissed off my sandwich.” Dean @quick-act-supernatural

26. “That was scary!” Dean @roxy-davenport 

27. “That attitude right there. That’s why I always got the extra cookie.” Dean @torn-and-frayed

28. “Honestly, if I had a nickel for every time I heard a girl say that...” Dean @smuttymarvelousfanfics

29. “You think I want to end up in a hotel bathtub with my kidney carved out in Chechnya?“ Dean @babi-correia

30. “You know me...I’m a posse magnet. I love posse.” Dean @inmysparetime0

31. “I’m actually kind of drunk. Me likey.” Dean @daddyslittleraven

32. “Dude, you’re confusing reality with porn again.” Sam @moonlitskinwalker

33. “You’re not the only one who’s dated someone bendy.” Sam @abbirae99

34. “Dude, I’m not enabling your sick habit. You’re like one of those lab rats that pushes the pleasure button instead of the food button until it dies.” Sam @xfanqirlinq

35. “You’re gonna need a bigger mouth.” Sam  @sebastainstantrash (xsavanah)

36. “And you know what? After we kill it, we can go to Disneyland.” Sam @mrsbatesmotel53

37. “I lost my shoe.” Sam @assbutts-and-impalas

38. “Can you even get drunk anymore? It’s sort of like drinking a vitamin for you, right?” Sam @frickfracklesackles

39. “So which one are you? Grumpy, Sleepy or Douchy?” Sam @thetalesofmooseandsquirrel

40. “You’re bossy...and short.” Sam @shannon-kind

41. “I would love to have the sex with you.” Sam @isis278

42. “It’s a part of you I never wanted to see, Dean.” Sam @paigeinastory

43. “Dude, you’re not gonna poke her with a stick!” Sam @assbutting-everything

44. “I found a liquor store…and I drank it.” Cas @billcosbystears

45. “Please accept this sandwich as a gesture of solidarity.” Cas @megafrontliner311

46. “If the pizza man truly loves this babysitter, why does he keep slapping her rear?” Cas @melonshino 

47. “I need you to let me touch it.” Cas @cantchoosejustonefandom

48. “You seem troubled. Course that’s a primary aspect of your personality so I sometimes ignore it.” Cas @just-another-busy-fangirl

49. “This isnt funny, Dean. The voice says I’m almost out of minutes.” Cas @mysteriouslyme81

50. “Why are you squeezing me with your body?” Cas @fangirl-faye

Have Fun!!!