#240 lbs of Kansas Beef

[stormkrigeren]

Clark: *carries all the groceries in both arms*

Lois: *reaches out to help*

Clark: *switches all the groceries to one arm to hold Lois' hand*

Lois: That's not what I- okay

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240 lbs. of pure Kansas beef

Fanart of thicc n sawft Kal-el a.k.a. Clark Kent a.k.a. Superman

[stormkrigeren]

Lois: I've never had a real friend before

Clark: I'll be your friend

Lois: ...

Clark: ...

Lois: I've also never had an alien boyfriend before

[stormkrigeren]

Clark: Hey, what're you doing?

Lois: *tosses a bike in the river* I dunno, I'm just fucking tossing bikes in the river, babe.

[stormkrigeren]

Clark: Hey, listen, you've been really stressed lately, so I thought I'd take you for a spa day, just us and Lo.

Darcie: A what day?

Clark: A spa day.

Darcie: What do you mean by 'spa'? Are you trying to say a word and just not finishing it?

Darcie: Are you trying to say 'spaghetti'? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

Clark: ...