#2tays

[gho2ty]

my natural urge two be nocturnal v2 haviing two keep a routiine where iim awake duriing the day. 2iick and twii2ted.

[dualiitree2]

2omethiing dii2tiinctly mentally iill ii2 happeniing twoniight.

[double-ended]

i was dead for a while

i got better though

biomech blood pusher surprisingly effective

holy 2hiit, that2 fuckiing iin2ane.

do they 2tiill have you hooked up iin the... fuck, what wa2 the 2hiip called. whatever. you know what ii mean, are you textiing me from iin2iide the fuckiing tube or not?

[designatedkilljoy]

ro2e art miight happen iidk..

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

FEFERI: T)(ose w)(o don't bass terezi's vibe c)(eck are sent to t)(e slaug)(ter)(ouse!

SOLLUX: ba2ed

TEREZI: QU1CK TOUR

SOLLUX: and then that quiick tour become2 a long 2tay.

TEREZI: YOUR FR33 TR14L H4S 3ND3D

[lifedoesntdiscriminate]

the thiing that2 watchiin u ii2 kermiit2 plu2he2 2piiriit probably iit2 known to look at people all 2pooky liike,, that2 why kermiit cut iit2 eye2 uot.. n iit2 probably craviin vengeance giiven the puttiing iit iin the rot thiing 2tay 2afe

his plush was posessed by a demkn that wants tk take me to hell for being a sinner?

[tonightforever]

2tay warm fi2hboy

VvV | My parasite keeps playing this game called "wrapping me in soft material until I calm down". I hate it. | VvV

[awfullydrawnkarkat]

hey. hey kk. kk. hey kar. kk.

can ii 2tay at your hiivve?

kar ii liiterally havve nowwhere el2e twwo 2tya riight noww iim not gonna liie.

-@badlydrawnerisolsprite

CG: SHIT MAN OF COURSE. COME ON OVER NO WORRIES. (:B

[shittydrawnsollux]

Do you still live in your hive? Is your lusus still with you?

TA: ye2.

TA: and...

TA: no.

TA: ye2 two the ii 2tiill 2tay iin thii2 dumba22 hiive2tem mo2t of the tiime. mo2t of my neiighbour2 have moved out but iim 2tiill here ii gue22.

TA: no two the deadbeat lu2u2. he al2o left age2 ago.

TA: 2o iit2 ju2t me.

[interrogatormentors]

What do sollux and/or eridans subordinates think of them?

[POST TDWU, PRE-CH(TYTM)]

interrogatormentor davrot and ii are partner2. ii only unofficiially have 2ubordiinate2 but what ii do know ii2 the crew of the 2hiip ii u2ed two helm for are pii22ed off they an2wer two me a2 the 2tar pupiil of iinterrogatormentor rapard and top graduate of my cla22.

kiind of 2ad really.

they ju2t wiind them2elve2 up when ii hone2tly couldn't care le22. doe2 the whiip-taiiled de2ert arachniid even exii2t iin the 2ame 2phere a2 the fruiit-toned land mollu2c?? ii wiill 2tay iin my own lane huntiing my own prey whiile they 2lobber over theiir own moii2ture.

2ecuriity offiicer makara ii2 an iin2ubordiinate and a fool. he never lii2ten2 two order2 but repriimandiing hiim enough two leave permanent mark2 wiill have tho2e on hiigh breathiing down our neck2. ii've had two get creatiive.

[gho2ty]

ehehehe.

[fuckingshutup]

well, danciing ii2 a 2upernatural deliight. you can't dance and 2tay uptiight. iit'2 a fiine and natural 2iight, two 2ee people danciing iin the moonliight.

..IS THIS FROM A SONG

[double-ended]

Have yOu evEr plaYed flarP? I've hEard it'S preTty fun.

iit2 a game for iin2ane people. 2eriiou2ly, iim 2hocked nobody'2 diied playiing iit yet.

thii2? thii2 ii2 what ii mean by "2top playiing game2 for giirl2." thii2 ii2 the game iim talkiing about.

fuckiing hell dude.

yeah, ii looked at the rulebook, but iim more of a 2tay at home gamer iif you know what ii mean. the mu2tard 2tay2 iin the body.

[2hiit]

thii2 ii2 why ii 2tay 2iingle. not beecau2e iim an iincel. defiiniitely not beecau2e of that.

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Kanaya: How The Hell Do You Get Ready In The Afternoon?

Sollux: well, ii 2tay iin bed a2 long a2 ii can

Sollux: then ii u2e 2peedrun 2trat2

[jvstcallmespade]

wanted two 2tay up longer but iim gettiing really tiired, iim goiing two head two bed now

goodniight