#4kota incorrect quotes

[winterlogysblog]

Lancelot: Hey Tristan, aren't you tired of being nice?

Sixtus: Don't you just wanna go apeshit.

Tristan: *visibly concerned* Huh?

Lancelot: Yeah like you know pull out a knife and just stab someone with it.

Sixtus: *pulls out a knife* here you can borrow mine.

Tristan: I'd rather not.

Lancelot: C'mon just try it. It'll be fun

Sixtus: So much fun

[vosaem]

After the Percy Platoon knows the truth about Nasiens:

Donny: Wait, ho's older?

Nasiens & Mertyl: *look at each other and shrug their shoulders*

Nasiens: The queen and king told us that we are, probably, from the same month - but they don't know exactly who is older.

Anne: .... When are you going to call them correctly?

Nasiens: *ignoring Anne* But I think Mertyl is the older one.

Mertyl: Why?

Nasiens: You always acted as an older brother to me.

Mertyl: .... I treated you really badly....

Nasiens: You're rude, but you're were not bad. "Weakling, this place is too dangerous for you!"; "You look like you're going to faint! Return to you bed!"; "Is or food so bad that you refuse to eat?!"; and things like that aren't evil.

Others: .....

Nasiens: You rudely told me to take care of myself. You literally acted as my big brother all this time.

Lancelot: He got a point.

[dxncingwithastrxnger]

Younger Tristan once ‘crowned’ younger Lancelot with a flower crown,declaring him the other king of Liones

Meliodas remembers when they tell him their together

Meliodas, after they tell him: So, Tristan, does that make you King now instead of Prince, or...?

Tristan, confused: What are you talking about, Father?

Meliodas, casually: Oh, you know, since Lancelot is the other King of Liones and all.

Lancelot and Tristan, very confused: ...

Lancelot: Excuse me, Uncle Meliodas, but what the hell are you talking about??

Meliodas, grinning: You really don't remember when Tristan "crowned" you, Lancelot? For an entire week, he kept insisting we address you as "Your Majesty" and "King Lancelot".

Tristan, eyes widening, mumbling: Oh goddess, I didn't think anybody remembered that.

Lancelot, remembering: Oh.

Lancelot, grinning and turning to Tristan: So? You didn't answer his question, Tris. Are you my King?

Tristan, blushing: Lance!

[honey-olive]

Lancelot: Look Tristan. I love you. I really do.

Lancelot: But I don’t trust you anywhere near the kitchen. Get out!

[epic-poutine]

Tristan: “The power of god compels you!!!”

Lancelot: “Tristan, your a demon too…”

Tristan: “The power of god compels… me? 0.o”

[demonprincezeldris]

Percival: What up guys, I'm back!

Zeldris: What the-? You can't be here. I literally saw you die!

Percival: Death is a social construct.

Percy Platoon: Yeah, he does that.

Zeldris: WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'YEAH, HE DOES THAT' ?

[herwritingartcowboy]

Arthur really made some divine stairs in the heavens just to kick some minors asses.

Honestly this is what it looked like

But this is what it felt like

[annfirestar]

4KotA Incorrect quotes

Gawain: If you like me, raise your hand. 

Lancelot: What if I don’t? 

Gawain: Raise your standards.

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[Someone being rude to the Isolde]

Gawain: sees it 

Gawain: HOW DARE YOU?! 

Gawain: whistles and holds her hand out 

Tristan: comes down from the sky and lands on her hand like a bird 

Tristan: YEAH, HOW DARE YOU?!

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Tristan: fills some paperwork to officially register all KotA as Holly knights 

Tristan: Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB? 

Lancelot: Bold of you to assume I was born at all. 

Gawain: I personally was created in a lab. 

Percival: I just straight up spawned, lol.

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Elizabeth: Tristan got in a fight. 

Meliodas: That’s bad. 

Meliodas: … 

Meliodas: Did he win?

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Gawain: is carrying all the groceries 

Isolde: holds out hand to help 

Gawain: aggressively moves all the groceries to one hand to hold Isolde’s hand

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Annie: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! 

Donny: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD! 

Annie: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING PERCIVAL WITH ME! 

Lancelot, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Percival: Can we sleep in your room tonight? 

Lancelot: Why, what happened? 

Gawain: We played with an ouija board and cursed all of ours. 

Nasience: And Tristan isn't much help. He doesn't know how to banish spirits, so he's just throwing salt at them and yelling, "Does this look like a hotel to you?!"

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Tristan: Did you have to stab him? 

Gawain: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me. 

Tristan: What did he say? 

Gawain: “What are you going to do? Stab me?” 

Lancelot: That’s fair.

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Tristan: I don’t think we can mansplain, manipulate or malewife our way out of it this time. 

Gawain: cracking her knuckles

Gawain: Manslaughter it is.

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Cop: Sir, you do know that it's illegal to ride a motorcycle with three people right? 

Lancelot: Wait..three?! Oh shit, Percival fell off! 

Gawain: I watched him fall. It was hilarious. 

Tristan: I tried to catch him…

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Lancelot: I left instructions for everyone while i'm gone. 

Percival: Mine just says "Percival, no" 

Lancelot: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.

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Lancelot: 25% of the time I'm actually nice to people. 

Tristan: And the other 75%? 

Lancelot: Pure sarcasm baby.

[argonometra]

Guinevere: (narrating) You heard him. I'm exceptional. Which, of course, I knew- but never tire of hearing.

[moonsbijou]

Lancelot: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Percival: Have everyone stand.

Tristan: Bring three more chairs!

Anne: The most important ones can sit down.

Gawain: Kill three.

[toriwest]

Lancelot: Trist, we tried things your way.

Tristan: No, we didn't.

Lancelot: I did it in my head and it didn't work.

[winterlogysblog]

Tioreh: *running towards Nasiens with open arms*

Nasiens: *moves out of the way*

Tioreh: Hey, why'd you move?!

Nasiens: I thought you were going to attack me.

Tioreh: I was going to hug you!

Nasiens: Why would you hug me?

Tioreh: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU!?

[vosaem]

Nasiens: Ok, so, resuming, you never told Mertyl that he's adopted.

Diane & King: No....

Nasiens: And you never thought that, maybe, he would find out? Since he lives in a literally toxic environment to humans?

Diane & King: .....

Nasiens: ..... I don't ever know what to say to the two of you.

[dxncingwithastrxnger]

Tristan: Daddy issues kind of run in my family.

Anne: So you all have issues with your dads?

Percival: Or dads with issues?

Tristan: ...Yes-

[honey-olive]

Lancelot: Meeting new people is a pain. I never know what to say

Percy: just be yourself! And say something nice.

Lance: Which one? I can’t do both

[moonsbijoutoo]

Percival: Is stabbing someone immoral?

Lancelot: Not if they consent to it.

Gawain: Depends who you’re stabbing.

Tristan: YES?!?