#5'3 revolutionary

[etoiiie]

"The high inflection of his voice was disagreeable to the ear;  he cried out rather than spoke. His time in the capital had not entirely erased his harsh accent. His pronunciation of certain words revealed the harsh tones of his province, with the result that his speech was deprived of all melody." 

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I know this is a hyperbole, but things like this make me really wanna go back in time just to hear how "grotesque" his voice was.

[kawareo]

Been trying to figure out how I imagine their body types/heights :)

(just my personal take on them, not saying its more right than any other)

Karlach; Big, buff as hell, softer in some areas - i don't think i did anything revolutionary here lol i just made her a bit taller and wider

Shart; no idea why but ever since I first saw her I imagined her as the short one? Short and a bit softer and bottom-heavy. No clue why but it is also a funny thought that this 5'3 lady is Halsin-strong

Lae'zel; should be flat (in my opinion). Her people are based off of frogs, they aren't even mammals, why does she have boobs. Otherwise I see her as just very lean and jacked in that alien way? Also same height as Astarion. Perfect height to kiss Shadowheart on the forehead, too

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

Hi, so um... I don't know if this is considered rude or ignorant (please feel free to yell at me if it is) but I promise I only have good intentions with this.

Okay... I just want to say that it most certainly was not Robespierre's Reign of Terror. The Reign of Terror was more of a group project and Maximilien Robespierre did not have the tyrannical power that Thermidorian propaganda often credits him with having. He was never the leader of France, rather one of twelve members of the Committee of Public Safety. He wasn't bloodthirsty, he actually hated violence and tried to have the death penalty abolished in 1790 (however the National Assembly had already accepted a different proposal a year before for a more humane form of execution, so they went with that instead). He never tried to start a cult around himself. The Festival of the Cult of the Supreme Being was more of his attempt to bring the country together in a celebration of the Revolution and denounce the hardcore atheists who called for the violent abolition of all religion. And he was nicknamed The Incorruptible for a reason, might I just add. He wasn't perfect certainly, what with the Law of 22 Prairial and I'm sure he could have done more for women's rights, but he wasn't a tyrant either. He didn't execute anyone who disagreed with him, rather that's not even how the Committee worked. They could sign arrest warrants, but their prosecution in the Revolutionary Tribunal was out of the jurisdiction of Committee members. Not to mention that Robespierre signed the least number of arrest warrants out of all 12 Committee members. Robespierre was relatively quite a decent person (as was Saint-Just), at least in comparison to say... Collot and Billaud, who were responsible for some of the worst atrocities of the Terror. After Robespierre was executed (without a trial!) by the Thermidorians, they needed to justify killing him, so the Thermidorians began spreading mass propaganda about him and used him as a scapegoat for their own crimes. (Then the White Terror happened).

Also Robespierre had autism and this is a proven fact. There is no way that fruit tart obsessed, 5'3 man didn't have autism.

Anyways, I think I'm done here. Very extremely sorry about all this but I couldn't help myself. I'm just trying to be helpful because a lot of misinformation surrounds Robespierre and it does annoy me whenever I happen across it. If you have any questions, I would be happy to answer them. Regardless, I hope you have a very wonderful day (and again, I am very sorry if this comes off as being rude or indignant).

Oh my gosh thank you so much this is very cool??? Fuck my year 10 history textbook ig 😭😭 I mean I didn't expect nuance from it but I did hope it would at least, well, have some commitment to spreading information (not sure why I expected that) (clearly it didn't)

And don't apologise 😭 I promise you that I am well aware of my lack of awareness (hehe irony) and I love finding out new stuff and this is very very cool <3

I looked it up and here's an article from Britannica if anyone wants more detail :) If you have any other information I'd love to hear it

[beanghostprincess]

i think it's very important to know that koala is 160cm(5'3") and nami is 170cm(5'7")

koala needing to stand on her toes to kiss nami..... not only does sabosan have height difference but so does koanami (namoala???? koanami sounds a lot better though)

I think it's very important to know that you have a huge brain and I love all of your ideas 🫶🏻🧡🍊 I vote Koanami! I think it sounds a bit nicer <3

And,, This is making me go insane. Okay. Okay. Lesbian thoughts, I mean- Pretty girls- I mean- Coherent thoughts.

Thinking about Koala and Sabo staying for a few days with them just because they can. Because I think revolutionaries also need their free days. They don't pay them but let them enjoy them at least. Nami and Koala grow really close during these days, and they know it's the last night they're gonna be in the ship because they have responsibilities. Koala is feeling odd because, after leaving everything behind to focus on her ideals, now she has something she wants to treasure and keep with her but she can't do it. And she's starting to understand Sabo way better now and why he always has a hard time leaving Luffy (and Sanji) behind. Nami and her have something going on. A connection. A bond. Fate? She doesn't believe in such. Or the universe. They shouldn't believe in that. But there's just something different about her... And in such a short time, Nami has made her way to Koala's heart.

So Nami is on night watch, right? Courtesy of our dear Sabo moving a few lil threads and saying that Sanji can't possibly do it because he's just sooo exhausted of cooking and he needs somebody to cover for him, and Nami is a good friend. A "good friend" meaning: "I am so charging you for this but enjoy your secret fucking". And of course, Sabo tells Koala to make a move already. She says it's too soon. Or maybe just too risky, keeping in mind they won't be seeing each other for a long time probably. Sabo insists, Koala refuses. But then, she can't sleep. She can't do it!!! She needs to see Nami right away. She might not do anything, but at least she can spend one night with her.

She finds Nami taking care of her tangerines and walking around the ship because she doesn't like sitting still sometimes when watching the ship. She looks around at the sea. Talks to her and Usopp's plants. The usual. Their conversation starts shy and slow and somehow there's so much depth in simple words like "I just thought it'd be nice seeing you" and "I'm glad you did". And so they talk for a little while about everything and nothing until the sun is basically shining over them, barely, and they know the crew's going to wake up soon. Nami seems calm but oddly shy. Like she's expecting something but doesn't have high hopes for it. And Koala thinks that if somebody like Nami, who is used to take what she wants because she's a pirate, doesn't do anything, then somebody so tied to her responsibilities like her should be able to go against her persona too and do something. Or else she will lose this chance. She hates that the last thing she hears before kissing Nami is Sabo's voice telling her to do it, but, well, they've always been each other's inner voices.

So she has to stand on her tiptoes to kiss her, holding her gently by the shoulders and pressing their lips together right behind Nami's tangerine trees while the sun is rising. Nami smiles into the kiss oh so softly and she laughs as if she had been waiting for this for a long time, while Koala doesn't exactly know why she's laughing but laughs too anyway.

When they move away, Nami looks at her fondly and says "You know? I was starting to think I'd have to be the one doing this". And Koala knows, that no matter how far away she goes, they'll be alright.

[nem-is-a-nerd]

Multi Canon Call

Thought I may as well make a combined post for all the canon calls I want to put out instead of repetitively bombarding all the call blogs.

Please be an adult, as I am in my 20s! Any sourcemates are welcome to reach out, but the ones I specifically mention are highly encouraged the most. If you'd like to reach out my DMs are open, otherwise you can interact with the post and I can message first!

For One Piece, Jujutsu Kaisen, Demon Slayer, Adventure Time, and My Little Pony!

Canon calls below the cut!

One Piece

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Yamei

Who I am looking for: Anyone who might remember this timeline, but especially my crew members!

(I already know my Sabo.)

What I remember: My appearance was that of a 5'4-5'5 muscular woman, with long brown hair in a braid. I had gold eyes with slit pupils and lots of freckles on my cheeks and shoulders, as well as fangs. I had brown feathers on the tips of my ears, brown feathered wings, and a skinny brown feathered tail shaped kind of like a cat's. I also had claws on my hands and feet.

I was a noncanon member of the Strawhat crew. My full name was Yamuarmei, but everyone just called me Yamei. I was a dragon-person, known as a Light Dragon. I came in immediately following Arabasta. My dream was to find justice for the attempted genocide of my people, committed on us by our brother species, the Dark Dragons. In my timeline, Blackbeard never got the Dark-Dark fruit, and by the domino affect, the Paramount War never happened and Ace didn't die. However, Luffy still fought the admirals, but he didn't receive his stomach scar. The timeskip still happened, but it was our own choosing to do so. Zoro and I had fallen in love during our voyage and we got married right before we split for the timeskip. Since Ace didn't die, Sabo didn't receive the Mera-Mera no mi, but instead got a glass related fruit from the Colosseum. The rest of the canon timeline and most things not mentioned were pretty much the same. Eventually, Zoro and I had a daughter as well, named Emei, who joined the revolutionary army.

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Boa Sandersonia

Who I am looking for: My sisters, Hancock and Marigold, or anyone from Amazon Lily!

What I remember:

All of my memories are canon compliant at the moment, but I miss my sisters and the girls of the island.

Jujutsu Kaisen

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Satoru Gojo

Who I am looking for:

Suguru!!! Also Shoko, Megumi, or anyone else!

What I remember:

I didn't mercy-kill Suguru and instead just held him until he died peacefully. We spent the last few minutes of his life just sitting and reminiscing on our younger years, before kissing one last time. My Suguru's eyes were brown, not purple. Shoko and I were briefly sleeping together after Suguru passed, I think we just needed the shared intimacy from someone else who understood what we were going through. I think I might have had legal custody of Megumi and Tsumiki but I'm still not entirely sure on that. I also remember my Utahime was a trans woman. I myself was cis and bi.

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Uraume

Who I am looking for: Sukuna <333

What I remember: Sukuna-sama and I were very physically affectionate. What we had can't be called "romantic" per se, as neither him nor I cared for feelings like that. However, he very much appreciated my devotion for him and he adored me in his own way. I sat in his lap a lot, especially since my CT made me feel cold sometimes. I really loved to pepper his cheeks and face in little kisses. He and I had something very unique and special and I miss him dearly. I myself was about 5'3, afab, and a bit skinnier than average.

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Junpei Yoshino

Who I am looking for: Anyone who might remember me, but especially Inumaki or Yuuji!

What I remember: I have two timelines, being nonbinary and intersex in both. My first TL follows canon as far as I remember. My second TL is divergent- I survived the encounter with Mahito and joined Jujutsu High. I also dated Inumaki in my second TL. I believe I may have had a stutter but I'm not sure.

Demon Slayer/Kimetsu No Yaiba

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Mitsuri Kanroji

Who I am looking for:

Anyone, but especially the Hashira and Obanai!! <3

What I remember: I don't have a ton of memories at the moment but I'm canon compliant as far as I know. I do, however, remember being chubby! I also think Kaburamaru was female.

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Amaya (?)

Who I am looking for: Anyone who might remember me, but again, especially the Hashira!

What I remember: I don't have many memories at the moment but I was a noncanon Hashira with chin or shoulder length dark red hair. I think my name was Amaya but I am still figuring that out! I know I was a woman and I represented something warm. Possibly magma? I also know Giyu was significant to me somehow but I don't know what yet. Possibly romantic.

Adventure Time

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Prince Gumball

Who I am looking for: Anyone!!!

What I remember: Our magic world was permanent and nothing was ever lost. This was because we were in a separate verse entirely, so we didn't exist in Simon's mind. Essentially, it was like the main AT series but with the swapped characters instead. I had the original voice from the first 2 Fionna and Cake episodes in Adventure Time. My name was Benny, short for Bennett. Marshall and I were together, obviously (after a long period of bitterness post-initial breakup, like in the standard TL). Lord Monochromicorn also spoke Japanese alongside his Morse communication- he was semi-verbal and used Morse when he couldn't/didn't want to speak.

My Little Pony -

Princess Luna

Who I am looking for: Anypony!

(I already know my Celestia, as well as a noncanon royal guard member.)

What I remember:

Mostly canon compliant, with one difference being that Celestia and I didn't retire. We still loved what we did, we just passed more of the formal baton to Twilight and took a step back rather than getting off the throne entirely. I was also very close with a noncanon unicorn named Raven. Additionally, I have been considering if I may have kept my lighter coat & mane color (and my mane just got longer and a bit more sparkly). I think I did look divergent somehow, but not sure of the details yet.

[vault-heck]

Proof of concept reference sheet for my OC, Omen. (thanks tumblr for eating the quality)

Omen, watcher of watchers

Synth

Height: 5'3"

Weight: 120 lbs

Ancestry: Vietnamese/American

Professions: Acadian security, Railroad counterintelligence

Age: Unknown (30+)

Eyes: Dark brown

Hair: Black

Companion: Edgar (raven watcher)

Image: an illustration of Omen, wearing an Institute courser uniform that has seen better days. The bottom panel is shredded and resembles feathers. They wear a gray cloak held in place by a pin with the Railroad's 'ally' insignia, and have two revolutionary swords holstered on their back. Their hair is short with a fringe, and they have several scars across their face.

Perks: sneak, moving target, animal friend, wasteland whisperer, robotics expert, blacksmith, bloody mess, chem resistant

Clothing/general color palette: Dark blue-gray, dark brown, cranberry brown, mauve, olive green

Special equipment: modified Institute enamel helmet - visor lenses provide night vision & retract at the push of a button. Respirator built into the 'beak'

Summary:

Omen's earliest clear memory is of waking in the town of Far Harbor, all but an outcast among the locals. With growing suspicion that they might be a synth, they sought refuge in Acadia. There, Chase took them under her wing for training. Their stealth swordfighting skills now parallel those of the Institute's top coursers.

They have always been talented with robotics and friendly with animals. Their companion is a raven named Edgar, who collects video footage and mimcs an array of human speech patterns.

When Chase went missing, Omen begged DiMA and Faraday to organize a search. DiMA offered Omen a position as head of Acadian security, which they turned down.

Now Omen works with the Railroad in the Commonwealth with a specialty in counterintelligence. They have amassed and manage a murder of watcher crows who have defected from the Institute.

[vannahfanfics]

Vannah, my wonderful friend! I've got all my oh-so exciting info for that match-up commission!

They/he pronouns, I'm a nonbinary trans masc. gremlin. I'm a very short boy, a whopping 5'3, and am definitely on the curvier, fluffier side when it comes to body types. (I like snacks. I regret nothing.) I've got real short brown hair that likes to stick up like crazy and golden brown eyes, which I'm told can look hazel in certain lighting. I put comfort over fashion with clothes because nothing is better in life than an oversized hoodie and sweatpants. Cozy heaven right there.

Being neurodivergent tends to make people think I'm odd or strange. I like it though. I like being different! It can be a little lonely though. Since social skills aren't my strong suit, I usually try to put people at ease with humor! (I follow the Mirio Togata theory that laughter makes everything better.) I also like complimenting people and letting them know they're doing a good job. Everybody needs to be appreciated sometimes. Overall, I'm told I'm too nice for my own good, but my family knows that only goes so far before my temper slips and I get sneaky. I'm not above using people's assumption that I'm naive against them. Mama Star didn't raise no fool.

For interests, I'm a nerd that loves learning. In true hyper introvert fashion, I bury myself into books on everything from revolutionary history to human zoology. I spend way too much time on Duolingo learning as many languages (Spanish, French, German, Russian, Japanese...) as I can and grew up reading books on medical terminology and emergency first aid. You already know this, but creative stuff is essentially my life though. I constantly have stories floating in my head and like to draw, paint, sing, play piano and voice act. I'm hoping to pick up guitar or harmonica next. I always have music playing on my phone. 24/7 at home.

The things I value most in people are kindness, a good sense of humor, and a mostly laid-back attitude to offset my anxious little ass. I would want someone that makes me feel safe to be myself - quirks, oddities, flaws and all. I like someone who can bounce back and forth between silly, light-hearted shenanigans to more serious, borderline philosophical discussions. (Intelligence is sexy, yo!) That's more of a bonus though. Someone that can be a friend and fellow adventurer in life is the more important aspect.

Thank you, Vannah! Hopefully I did this right. I've never been great about talking about myself. Sorry if this is too long or too much info! I really appreciate all your hard work and good luck with your medical studies!

Ahh, thank you so very much, Starry—for both your commission and your appreciation! <3 You're so kind! And not to worry, all of this information is great (I learned so much about you in one little message, hehe!) and will be put to good use for your match-up. Speaking of, let's get to it!:

I match you with...

Red-Haired Shanks from One Piece!

How could I match you with anyone but your great love in life? It would be simply blasphemous! LOL, real talk though, I think there are a lot of qualities about you that make you a good fit for Shanks, so why don't we dive in, hmm?

Shanks definitely strikes me as the type to be far more attracted to someone's personality than their appearance, but make no mistake—you're his little cutie patootie of a gremlin! He honestly enjoys the fact that you're over a foot shorter than him; he can just pick you up and carry you around and through you over his shoulder with ease (this is Shanks, though; he could do the same if you were a foot taller than him, LOL!). If he had to pick a favorite feature about you, it would probably be your wild, untameable hair. It speaks to his own wild and untameable nature!

Don't worry about your neurodivergence. Shanks likes that you're different, too! In fact, it would probably be the thing about you that catches his eye—that special spark that makes you, you. You can feel safe in your uniqueness with Shanks; he'll love every aspect of you, whether you consider it a flaw or a strength, simply because it is a part of you. And in the moments where you're less than appreciative about a part of yourself, you can count on Shanks to swoop in and tell you all the reasons why you should appreciate that part of yourself. He always knows the right things to say, especially because he one hundred percent feels that he's just speaking the truth! He'll definitely appreciate your love of humor, too. Shanks loves to laugh and have a riotous good time, after all, and he'll most appreciate somebody with wit to match his. Life's best when it's full of laughs and good times, as far as Shanks is concerned, and you just fill his life with that much more!

He'll also appreciate how ready you are to praise and compliment others. You're right; everyone needs to be appreciated, and he admires that you have no qualms about doing that. He recognizes that you aren't naïve, but, ever the mischievous fella, he'll definitely let people think that just for the entertainment of you one-upping them!

Shanks adores how hungrily you pursue knowledge! He's not as avid a learner as you, but he's got his own pockets of knowledge to share with you. Honestly, though, even if he doesn't have the faintest clue about what you're talking about, he'll happily learn and discuss topics with you just because he knows it makes you so happy. And, of course, he will happily provide you with anything you need or want to help you learn something new!

He also appreciates your creative streak. It's just so amazing to him, the fact that you can just... come up with these ideas and stories, all from your own mind! Shanks would definitely appreciate the musical aspects of you the most, I think; this guy is a partier, after all! He loves nothing more than to drink and dance and sing and have a grand ol' time! He's not the best singer, but the zeal with which he belts out shanties is enough to be infectious. Dance and sing with him, please!

Seriously, I cannot stress enough how much this man likes to have a good time. Here's some more in-depth headcanons about him exploiting your musical talents so you both have some fun:

Once you show this man that you like to sing, it's over. Any and every opportunity that arises where a song can be involved, you can be he's dragging you into it.

Y'all are out drinking at a bar? He's dragging you to the dance floor to start shamelessly dancing goofily with you, not satisfied until you're screaming the songs playing around you at the top of your lungs right along with him.

Gatherings with friends? It's inevitable that a guitar or some kind of musical instrument comes out—or, if one's unavailable, making a beat with clapping hands, stomps, etc. so you can all dance around and sing like drunken fools. Some of you probably are drunken fools, because there is no party that Shanks throws that doesn't alcohol, and lots of it.

Trying to do chores around the house? Shanks doesn't get much down with the way he waltzes around with the broom or pretends the duster is a microphone. And if you walk by while he's in his fun mood, watch out, because he's dragging you right into his antics and not letting go until you make his solo performance a duet!

He will definitely look for jaunty piano tunes for you to learn. You don't have to sing along if you don't want to, but he will! Badly. More badly than usual and totally on purpose because he wants to break your intense concentration with laughter. You can never finish a song on the piano because Shanks will have you busting a gut laughing before you even get halfway.

The point is, Shanks just uses your musical interests and talents to make his spontaneous and fun lifestyle even more so! You'd better buckle up, because you're along for the ride!

And, finally, the third part of your Tier III match-up: the drabble! For this, I decided to take inspiration from your love of learning. Enjoy!:

"Fascinating..." you murmur appreciatively to yourself as your eyes sweep down the page of the thick, heavy book in front of you. You're hunched over the library table as if your posture will make you that much more absorbed in what you're reading—as if you can get more absorbed than you already are. You're only dimly aware of the spacious library around you, too busy digesting each and every factoid presented in the astronomy textbook that you've had your nose buried into for the past hour. When you turn the page, you hunch forward a little more, your nose nearly brushing the crisp-smelling pages—and you hear a snort of laughter that yanks you out of your intellectual rapture like a yo-yo being jerked back into someone's hand.

You glance up to see Shanks sitting in the seat across from you. He's got his crossed arms propped up on the table and his chin resting atop them, and he's watching you read with an expression so full of dreamy, starry-eyed adoration that you reflexively blush. You don't know how long he's been sitting there, either, which makes you flush even more. Last you recall, he'd wandered off into the stacks to find something that might occupy his own attention. Of course, that was right before you'd buried your nose in this textbook. There was no telling how much time had passed.

"You didn't find anything to read?" you ask, taking note of the absence of a book in front of him.

"Nope," he quips, and his serene smile widens. "I'm much more entertained watching you."

A shy smile blossoms on your face before you can stop it, and you shyly wiggle in the chair.

"'M not that interesting," you mumble bashfully. You slide down in your chair a little at the crook of Shank's brow.

"I beg to differ," he retorts. "You don't get to see the expressions you make when you read something. But I do, and I like them."

"Shanks..." you start, but you don't know what to say. Not that you could say much with the big, cheesy grin on your face—and you certainly don't know how to stop smiling. The fact that Shanks found your rapturous pursuit of knowledge so captivating made you downright giddy.

Still...

"I hate for you to just sit here and watch me read," you pout. You know that he is more than content to do so—it was he who brought you to the library for your date, after all—but it was still a date, and you didn't want him to sit there without being acknowledged at all. It just didn't seem that fair.

Shanks knew that it would bother you even if he argued otherwise, so he didn't bother. Instead, he waved a hand toward the book before you and said, "Then tell me about what you're reading."

You, naturally, were more than happy to oblige.

"Okay!" you cry delightedly, instantly growing giddy again at the notion of sharing the fascinating things you'd learned. As you began to babble about the various classification of stars, you almost drifted off into that state of being totally unaware of everything around you again—almost. Because you made it a point this time to stay aware of the handsome man listening intently to your excited rant, and you were glad for it.

If you hadn't been paying attention, you would have missed how totally lovesick he looked just listening to you.

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[thateclecticbitch]

TAG GAME!!!

Thanks @binch-i-might-be for tagging me!

Oh man, I've never done one of these before.

Name: Call me TEB. I also respond to daddy <3

Pronouns: he/him/his and hy/hym/hys (pronounced the same)

Sign: Taurus

Height: 5'3 ish

Time: at the time of writing this, 11:00 AM

Birthday: no <3

Fave band/artist: gotta be 2WEI (look it up its awesome), Imagine Dragons, Postmodern Jukebox

Last movie: Klaus. Very impressive 2d animation. Yall should give it a watch.

When I created my blog: 2021 (?)

What I post about: Trans stuff. Gay stuff. Queer history stuff. Gay longing. Sometimes I will draw fanart for your fic :)

Other blogs: abandoned blog I made in 2014 after the ending of SuperShitShow on November 19th 2020

Followers: 20 :(

Average hours of Sleep: definitely not enough. I am suffering out here and I don't know how to fix it 😖

Instruments: been playing ukulele for 7 years (maybe 8 since Christmas this year? I don't remember)

What I’m wearing: black cargo-ish pants, black t-shirt. Pink Floyd earing (1). Vans.

Dream job: Storyboard artist

Dream trip: amusement park tour accross the country. Love rollercoasters :D

Favourite songs: right now? Hit The Road Jack, Believer, Sweater Weather, My Shot, and a whole lot of royalty free action music.

I am tagging uhhhhh @clear-as-starlight @lil-lesbian-historian @thelittlelionofvalleyforge @revolutionary-demosthenes and @yr-obedt-cicero

[georgesdamnton]

Anon asked:

Forgive me for this since I'm not so well versed on the French Revolution and I don't know of any other places to ask. According to some Robespierrists on 4chan, Robespierre never had any love affairs, nor did he have any interest in sex, money, food, art, nature, or anything but politics, and he was only 5'0. What I've just stated is used by 4chan Robespierrists to claim that Robespierre was very cute and pure, [redacted offensive ignorance or joke maybe.. idk i’m just not posting this bit]. Is this true?

Bro don’t.. bro don’t go on 4chan… for anything.. what are you…. why would you.. I mean… ugh. 4chan? really? ugh... don’t do that.

If thou aren’t well-versed sir/madam/citoyen/comrade then thou might not know that I’m the last person to ask anything about anything because I take nothing seriously and I’m Stupid.

Ok anyway let’s get into like.. every aspect of Max (or Robespierre if you wanna go by formalities whiCH I DON’T):

First of all, I don’t know how to tell you this, actually I do and I’m just gonna tell you, Max and Louis Antoine Léon de Saint-Just fucked. Likely more than once. Here’s a hot-take: literally every queer dude in history gets assigned the “he died a virgin” narrative and now it’s the 21st century we have a duty to look at the massive amount of evidence and go “sorry dude Max said gay rights” and then reject the flimsy cover story that’s been passed around. At least Max got the side story of “a man friends with a woman? that’s impossible, clearly they were a thing” most historical queers aren’t as fortunate and only get the “bitch died alone. F” But he wasn’t outwardly sexual like that fine piece of ass Georges Jacques Danton if that’s what you mean

As for money, he was a bourgeois lawyer so like. Yknow. Plus a bitch dressed Fine and that shit ain’t free. Just ask Marat, in his tatty-ass overcoats and baggy-ass trousers. Can’t spell middle-class without mild.. ass… yeah I don’t know where I was going with that moving on

Food.. I mean… He’s gotta eat or he’ll die because that’s how humans work and all. I mean I don’t know if. I mean maybe he didn’t eat food. Maybe he was some New Human who didn’t need silly things like food. Who knows. Who can prove it. Maybe he was actually a tree that someone put a coat on as a joke and then one thing led to another and he’s in charge of the french government. Who knows.

Who the fuck has interest in art. Arts stupid. I don’t care about art and neither should you.

Nature: Camille Desmoulins took a leaf and held it above his head with as much revolutionary fervour as he could muster and, to the people who had gathered around him, he cried: “fuck it. this leaf is what I’m about now. fuckin leaf revolution. that’s what this is. fuck yeah.” and Max lived the rest of his life wishing he’d been so bold. And that’s my answer to that. Hope it helps.

Having no interest in anything but politics isn’t remotely true. I have no interest in anything but politics, but Max was a pretty well-rounded dude. I mean the guy had a life and a personality and a family and friends and hobbies and things he liked. His notorious quirks are that he loved pigeons and oranges (wait guys... consider........ orange pigeons....) Lotta memes about those. And he wrote a poem about loving fruit tarts so much that the poem could go in the point about interest in sex because it is Something Else. And his poem about loving fruit tarts is key in getting to know him because what better signifies what a fucking loser this dude was than a poem about loving fruit tarts. I mean look anywhere except 4chan and you’ll find all sorts of fun stuff about him. Maybe start with interactions with the other revolutionaries? His friends at the Cordeliers Club always have fun stories.. And his siblings are sweet. I can link you up with some fun anecdotes if you want, so hmu

He was 5'1" so not far off. Do note that the the average height for a man in France at the time was 5'3" and therefore he was considered Not An Especially Short Fellow. Which is why Danton, who was only 6'0", was considered “the largest giantest biggest man in the whole universe what the fuck how is he so tall aaaaah” by most contemporary sources.

YEAH DAMN RIGHT MY BOI IS VERY CUTE AND PURE!! LOOK AT HIS FACE:

That’s the face of a man trying his best. In a flower crown. Which I edited onto him for a shitpost. And have saved in a more easily accessible folder than the original. But I think it drives the point home. So yeah.

[mrs-mikko-rantanen]

Character Introduction: Avanda

Age: 20 years old.

Appearance: about 5'3" Broad shouldered and built with a lot of natural strength. (Not petite in any way. But she’s not like ripped either? She just looks like she was born for hard work and does what she’s made for.) Long hair, copper blonde color. Dark blue eyes. (Has a scar running down the left side of her neck, starting behind her ear and ending at about the base of her jaw.) (Face claim: Rose Leslie)

Personality and Demeanor: generally pretty cheerful. Dedicated and loyal, very hardworking. Tends to see the best in others before she’ll see it in herself. CLUELESS AF. (Will usually catch the real meaning of something a few days late.) Very defensive of those she loves, wouldnt hesitate to fight for them. Quick to anger, quicker to forgive.

Strengths: She is a medic, and a very good one. She’s very compassionate, and very gentle. She would stop anything to help someone if she can, and even if she can’t do much as well.

Fears: Has a major fear of fire, and needles. (She can stick someone else, but can’t handle it herself at all.)

Additional information: As a child she had a very thick accent, as well as symbolic tattoos that very clearly marked her as a Kerridwen. (Her homeland is notorious for being the most revolutionary, and so she faced a lot of prejudice for this.) After about a year, she learned to suppress the accent. A few years later she was drugged, and the tattoos were forcibly removed. In her medical training, people offered to fix the scar, but she refused. She even found other subtle ways to honor her roots.(this detail may change. I came up with it as a child, and having grown up a bit, this detail seems a little…dicey and perhaps a bit politically incorrect. I like the detail, but I can see how it would be offensive, and that is not my intention.)

[lovingunderratedcharacters]

Can I get a nickname please? I'm 5'3 with black hair and brown eyes. I was born in London and have a thick accent but also know French. I get salty about everything all the time and can seem a bit scary and intimidating when you first meet me but I promise that I'm actually really nice. My faves are liebgott and guarnere. Xx Rena

Okay, so they first met you and they loved you to death. You for sure warmed up to Lieb first, but one day he started calling you Red. You couldn't get an explanation out of him and you couldn't figure out why the hell he was calling you that. Eventually, long after the nickname had caught on, Guarnere told you that he came up we with the nickname, and Red stands for Redcoat, as in the British soldiers from the Revolutionary War. He thought you were a badass, and one time he said that you could've lead the Reds to victory, and it just stuck.

[rainstorms2004]

20 Questions

Thank you so much for the lovely @glitterghost for tagging me! I typed the whole thing out but Tumblr crashed so I'm doing it again! The rules are simple: you tag 20 people you'd like to get to know, and answer 20 questions.

I apologize if any of you have already done this but I tag:

@highladyofterrasen98 @highladyfxyre @highladyofthedark @thesassycat @thecorvidrotation @they-need-a-revolutionary @ranyadjenadi24 @yourroyalbooknerd @cabeswaterlovesthem @braekker @wreckedtodeathandbackbysjm @havilliardandgalathynius @sucker-for-six-of-crows @kale-westfall @graymantle @tiberiaschooseme @redqueenfandom @itsgaiablacktheronstern @ziv2004 @verylostpenguin

Name: Rain

Nickname: Rain

Zodiac: Capricorn

Orientation: Straight

Height: 5'3

Nationality: Half Asian and half White

Favorite fruit: Cherries

Favorite season: Fall

Favorite book: I can't pick one but I read A Study In Charlotte yesterday and loved it

Favorite flower: Roses

Favorite color: Black

Favorite scent: Pumpkin spice

Favorite animal: Foxes

Coffee, tea, or hot cocoa: Coffee

Average hours of sleep: 12

Cat or dog: Both!

Favorite fictional character: I can't pick JUST ONE!!!

How many blankets do you sleep with: One large duvet

Dream trip: I hate travel but England

Blog was created: sometime in the summer

Followers: 16

[msjosephinemarch]

Tagged by both @likearootlesstree & @ninyaaaaaaah thank you <3

1. Nickname: Jo on here? :)

2. Gender: ???

3. Star sign: Cancer (Sagittarius rising, Taurus moon) 

4. Height: 5'3"

5. Time: 9:19 pm EST

6. Birthday: June 30

7. Fave Bands: clipping. is no. 1 right now but others I will always love are Jimmy Eat World and Muse

8. Fave Solo Artist: Pretty stuck in a Bay Boy loop of Diggs & Casal but other forever loves are Ke$ha, Bright Eyes, and anything Andrew McMahon touches

9. Song Stuck in my Head: Just random notes and things... nothing concrete enough for me to list

10. Last Movie I Saw: In theatres? Spiderman: Homecoming In general? Moana

11. Last Show I Saw: Shadowhunters

12. Favorite Actors: I don’t hyper focus on this but I spent $100 to see Oscar Isaac in Hamlet this summer so I’d better put him here I guess lol

13. What do I post: lol everything? Right now mostly Daveed Diggs's stupidly beautiful face, sometimes my own face, tv shows I'm watching, random Broadway, and the occasional political stuff.

14. Last thing i googled: Rafa tweeted about Groff being in some new crime thriller Netflix thing so I googled more info on that. It's called Mindhunter btw. Seems cool.

15. Any other blogs: I can't even run this one well haha

16. Do I get asks: Hardly ever. Always open to asks though! :)

17. Why did I pick my URL: Josephine March was one of my literary heroines growing up :)

18. Following: 178 blogs... jfc

19. Followers: 1066 blogs... J F C

20. Fave color: Dark shades of blue any and all

21. Fave place on earth: Erm... it's a toss up between the PNW and NYC what two very different places lol

22. Lucky number: 6 seems to follow me everywhere so let's go with that one

23. Instruments: I played violin in middle/high school but I haven't played since. I was pretty decent.

24. Fave hobby: Seeing Bway shows when I can, writing, reading (fanfic, original fiction, and comic books), and marathoning tv shows

25. Crushes: Aro as fuck sorry y'all <3

26. Dream Career: I don't even know at this point I'm too old and jaded for this question

27. Dream Trip: I have SO MANY. I wanna go back to Italy/England so badly, I wanna see Japan, I wanna go on a cruise (any cruise will do tbh), I wanna see Disney World and Harry Potter World, and I wanna fly back out to the PNW to see my college buddies.

28. Fave anime: SAILOR MOON, Cowboy Bebop, No. 6, Revolutionary Girl Utena

29. Nationality: American

30. Fave musical: Ha this is difficult. Um. Hamilton? Great Comet? I have a huge fucking soft spot for Bring It On? Rent changed my life? Without Cats I never would've latched onto musical theatre? Sound of Music bc of my mom????

TAGGING: @absolutely-fatal @bedwyrssong @flippyspoon @gammarayed @adamsparirsh @lnmnuelmrnda @intoxicatingimmediacy xx

[thatfizzyyyy]

30 Questions Tag

Thanks for the tag @sharraus and @bihercs c:

Rules: Answer 30 questions and tag a lot of blogs you want to know better!

name / nickname: willie or fizz

gender: female

star sign: gemini😌

height: 5'3" / 160 cm 🧍🏾‍♀️

time: 8:43 pm (when i wrote this at least lol)

birthday: may 26😁

favorite band: THE GAZETTE🤪 new album slaps as expected😌 & fall out boy

favorite solo artist: if i had to pick... hozier or cavetown

song stuck in my head: rollin by the gazette

last movie: a quiet place ( ??? bro ??? what if u fart rlly loud ???)

last show: revolutionary girl utena 🙄✋🏾

when i created this blog: late 2017 or late 2016 i don't remember. probably 2017

what i post: hm... anime & manga stuff, some political stuff, art, funny stuff, writing sometimes, and ramblings? wait most of this is reblogs. wait. i didn't explain this properly.

last thing i googled: my top spotify songs right now (i was looking for ideas for my favorite solo artist)

other blogs: @those-lyrics, a lyric edit blog i abandoned, and @imaginary-discourse, a blog i made recently but can never think of ideas for

do i get asks? not often

following: 1415

why i chose my url: from fizzyfizzsoda, but irls know i use that online so not exactly that

lucky number: 9 if i must pick

followers: 650

average hours of sleep: 5? 8? I supplement my night sleep with naps so idk

instruments: none :P

what am i wearing? blue tank top w lace on the top and black lace shorts :P

dream job: writer, artist, or nothing at all😌

favorite food: i can't say no to potatoes

free space: y'all i am craving smthg super sweet like ice cream with oreos and chocolate and syrup. also i want to cut shorts but im scared i will ✨ruin my pants✨

nationality: american💔

favorite song: just one ??? crucified by army of lovers then

last book i read: the great gatsby

top 3 fictional universes i would like to live in: hm... killing stalking, attack on titan, and the promised neverland😁

hmm... i tag: @ecolordt @dearestbanquo @the-dismembered-narrator @lnevada @tracle0 @seoscribbles @dgwriteblr @lightpurplelilies @halleiswriting @c-h-a-n-d-ra & anyone else who is interested !! no pressure y'all :P