#500billion

[aquato-family-circus]

i have 500billion ideas abt the gone to grulovia mission and a heart full of want to fic or comic it and absolutely no time to do so, agony and heart break

[hungry-hobbits]

i'm genuinely angry none of you fuckers who kept screaming at people to switch to firefox talked about how abysmally slow this fucking browser is. ive got 1 or 2 active extensions and even with them off its fucking molasses. at least chrome RAN. this is probably why people dont use firefox!! or the way that no one has bothered to say in the 500billion posts ive seen that firefox will literally not let you access a lot of billpay sites and this is a problem thats been going on for over 10years?? how have they not fixed this in 10 years?? but they had time to dabble in n/f/t's :///

literally the only benefit is the adblocker thats it. nothing else. ive had zero improvement in my browsing experience between chrome and firefox, yall are a bunch of liars straight up.

[bloghrexach]

🤔 … it’s always about the money!!

Posted by Magdalena Bartozek, froLinkedIn …

“It is all about the #money — since the beginning 💰💸 not about #Khamas …

#Gaza’s oil worth is estimated to be $#500billion

It is because of the #oil 🛢️

Don’t forget:

• #GazaPort

• #BenGurionCanal

• #Settlements and #allocation of the #Jewish settlers to #Gaza 🇵🇸

Evidence on worth of #500billion …💰

Full UN Trade and Development (UNCTAD) 🇺🇳 #UNCTAD article: https://lnkd.in/dwDNK4CC

Don’t be blind International Criminal Court and International International Court of Justice (ICJ).

🤔

@hrexach

#GazaGenocide … #FreePalestine … @hrexach

[nsfwhiphop]

Incoming Text for Elon Musk:

Hey, Elon!

I got more than 500billion dollars and I expect you to protect my lawyer Kim Kardashian because she will make sure no one will find that wealth.

Salma Hayek & Penélope Cruz will use @missdade as a stunt-double, so you have to protect @missdade too.

These four women:

1- Salma Hayek - Mexican princess. Carlos Slim Helú's Goddaughter.

2- Penélope Cruz - Spanish princess. Amancio Ortega's Goddaughter.

3- @missdade - Spanish princess. Amancio Ortega's Goddaughter.

4- Kim Kardashian. - Armenian princess. Bill Gates's Goddaughter.

These four women will help us hide $500billion dollars, and you will help them plot this with your many lawyers.

Hey, Elon, this is not a joke, don't sleep, wake up. Keep your eyes wide open, these four women are the perfect team to hide immense wealth.

Make sure you offer them the best security, safety for the 4 ladies.

Okay, this chat was fun.

Take care big bro! big hug for you!

[groovytravelertyphoon]

😐......NO THANKS I'M NOT BREEDING WITH THAT THIEF. U HAVE TO WATCH THE ATTORNEYS TOO THERE VERY CORRUPTED IN COLORADO. I HATE THESE PEOPLE OUT HERE. FINDING A TRUSTWORTHY HONEST PERSON IN BUSINESS IS NOT POSSIBLE OUT HERE. I'LL KEEP SEARCHING FOR A HONEST ATTORNEY. THESE PEOPLE OUT HERE ARE WICKED....TO THE CORE!!!!!......THE REAL REASON PEOPLE ARE LEAVING COLORADO IS BECAUSE IT'S A LABOR TRAFFICKING STATE AND A HUMAN TRAFFICKING STATE THEY COLLABORATE WITH MEXICANS A LOT OUT HERE. IM SOOO DONE WITH THIS STATE....U SEE WE GET PEOPLE IN THE WHITE HOUSE TO MAKE LAWS AND WE GET CROOKED ATTORNEYS.....VOTING IS A JOKE🤡 . I'VE SAID THEIS ✨500BILLION TIMES✨ WHITE ARE LIKE MEXICANS.

[tieandlipstick]

“Otedola is worth over ₦500billion, wetin I get?” – Davido’s PA, Israel slams those mocking him for apologizing to DJ Cuppy http://www.tieandlipstick.com/2021/02/otedola-is-worth-over-500billion-wetin.html

[marisatomay]

people need to worry less about how small nonprofits are managing a sudden and massive influx of cash in a responsible and strategic manner and worry more about the treasury dept refusing to disclose the recipients of the $500BILLION corporate slush fund

[cadaverlee]

Customer: "Sam! Oh, is that short for Samantha?"

Me: "No, it's short for samurai."

[delta-simmer]

👽 & ☀️

Do I believe in Aliens?

Short answer: Yes. Long Answer: there's no way that someone can tell me out of the 500billion+ stars that there isnt one other planet that can sustain life like ours. Do I think they're plotting to take over our planet? No, but I think they're out there

What's my favorite weather?

Fall/Autumn weather..when its 65-70 degree farenheit and the wind is blowing just enough that the air isnt stale. That's my favorite

[spurtymcgoo]

terrified of bees & 500billion GIGANTIC killer bees have been directly outside Two of my petsitting clients’ building (same building for both) and im such a big baby but im like too scared to keep having to walk past the bees at least 4 times a day

[jollygreengiantdick]

talking to older people about the income disparity in our society really opens your eyes to how brainwashed by capitalism Americans are

they be like, “these billionaires came up with a few ideas that made life a little better for me, therefore they are entitled to more than half the money in the country (***which was made off the backs of underpaid laborers) and they shouldn’t have to contribute half of their 500billion dollars (each!!) to taxes because that’s unfair. they earned that money!!”

[don-lichterman]

ZirooPay eyes Africa's $500b retail sector

ZirooPay eyes Africa’s $500b retail sector

Nigeria’s retail Point-of-Sale (PoS) solution provider, ZirooPay, yesterday said it will leverage its recent funding round to tap into the growing opportunities in Africa’s retail sector valued at $500billion. Armed with a unique technology that enables small businesses to process card payments in real-time, even when there is no internet/data connection, as well as an investors’ backing with a…

[nsfwhiphop]

Incoming Text for Tracey Edmonds:

Hey, Tracey!

I see your tweets talking about how you lost your job, I get it and you're telling me to stop slouching and get to work.

(I'm not sure, I'm tired right now, I might be trippin')

But there is something you don't know about me.

I have $500billion dollars hidden somewhere, so with all due respect, I will slouch for the rest of my life.

You telling me to stop slouching, but all I do is slouch baby!

I slouch, all day, every day. I work for no one. I'm basically a free man, you are mistaking me for all these people who have to get up every day to go to work, I don't work, I stay home and read books and surf the internet, I'm retired baby.

I'm giving you $2billion dollars and not a dime more, I think you are the one slouching, that's my personal opinion, so why don't you stop slouching and come get this money?

*in my own thoughts asking myself* Did she just tell me to stop slouching? I think she did. The audacity of this woman, how dare she?

My dear Tracey, right back at ya! Call me when you stop slouching.

I already gave you the solution to all your problems and that solution has a name, it's Kim Kardashian, she has many lawyers that can do the job and help you get your money, but you are slouching.

Please, don't ever ask me to stop slouching, you're the lazy woman, all you do all day is do Yoga and then you think you did something productive with your day, meanwhile there is a man waiting to give you $2billion but you want to be slouching, using yoga as an excuse.

Yeah, this conversation is over, Madam or Lady, or whatever you call yourself.

The problem is you can't see that I have more money that these Forbes billionaires list, you can't see it, but I can.

I have so many tricks up my sleeve.

My favorite catchphrase is : “You don’t know the half of it.”

I know you don't like it when I say this: "Madam or Lady, or whatever you call yourself." It's to irritate you, it's fun.

Tracey be like: "You take that back, right now. I'm a true Lady."

Listen, Tracey, you see a poor man livin' in the hood, I see a wealthy man protecting his wealth from the Evil regime and their greedy predators, they want to seize my wealth and they think I will let them get away with it. They don't even dare knock on my door because they know I will launch a genocide if they touch me.

Fuck these Evil people, they will never own my wealth, it's hidden in so many places, it's in very small amounts like tiny, tiny amounts scattered all over the globe, they will never find that wealth.

Can you imagine many, many bank accounts all over the globe with 100 thousand dollars? No one cares about 100thousand in a bank account, that's how I hide my money.

Do you own a bank? No, I do. I have many banks in Asia, I have thousands of accounts open in one bank and these accounts help me hide 500billion dollars, it's as simple as that.

Imagine one bank helping you open 200thousand accounts that are owned by one person. That's how I do it, that's my trick.

I repeat:

Do you own a bank? No, I do. I have many banks in Asia. I have thousands of accounts open in one bank, and these accounts help me store 500 billion dollars. It’s as simple as that.

Imagine one bank helping you open two hundred thousand accounts, all owned by one person. That’s how I do it—that’s my trick."

I will pay you with 5000 different credit cards, each account holding $100,000. All you have to do is withdraw that money from the ATM and go home; no one can prove the existence of that money.

I wish I cared about what they think of me, I don't care at all, I don't even think of these people but they think of me, what does that tell you? They are irrelevant to me but I'm relevant to them. I rest my case.

Okay, this chat was fun.

I love you, Tracey! Have fun, big hug for you.

P.S:

You're getting $2billion dollars. Accept it and move on, be happy.

[vishwadha]

Business chiefs say turbocharging exports will give Britain a £500billion Brexit windfa

Business chiefs say turbocharging exports will give Britain a £500billion Brexit windfa

A powerful group of business leaders has set out a blueprint for ‘Global Britain’ which they say could boost the economy by £500 billion and create millions more well-paid jobs. The Global Britain Commission report will this week detail how supercharging the UK’s export market could deliver a massive post-Brexit windfall. The body, made up of leaders from the corporate world including Virgin…

[updatesnews]

Brexit news: UK win as firms braced to unleash huge wave of investment this year | City & Business | Finance

Brexit news: UK win as firms braced to unleash huge wave of investment this year | City & Business | Finance

A record number of finance bosses at the country’s biggest companies are aiming to ramp up capital spending in the next year, according to research by consultancy Deloitte. Eighty-five finance chiefs at firms which have a combined market value of nearly £500billion, representing 19 per cent of the entire UK stock market, were surveyed as part of the report. A third of chief financial officers…

[usnewsrank]

Senate passes $1trillion infrastructure plan – a big victory for Joe Biden

Senate passes $1trillion infrastructure plan – a big victory for Joe Biden

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer spoke to reporters after the $1trillion infrastructure bill passed in the chamber (Picture: AP) The Senate has passed a $1trillion bipartisan infrastructure plan, advancing a major economic effort by President Joe Biden. The bill includes about $500billion in new funding for transportation, broadband, and utilities, CNBC reported. The vote on Tuesday was a…