#505 villianous

[bugmomwrites]

Weary

Dr Flug x Reader

Stealing my sister’s bf’s HBO password is the second best thing I’ve done this week. Whipping up a solid drabble in 30 minutes and refining it into a whole oneshot in the same night takes first place.

There’s like, one innuendo towards the end but everything else is straight up fluff. Story came to me after reading yet another shady thing a certain airline I won’t name did, but it sounds like “we ain’t going”. I am changing the names so I don’t end up dead in a van somewhere, but if you know you know ;)

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“…And then what happened?”, Flug yawns, looking up at you through his goggles. You smile gently, kissing the front of the bag where his forehead would be.

“Well, according to some sources…the former production and safety manager’s exact words were ‘if anything happens, I didn’t do it myself’,” you respond, reading the article off your phone. Using the same soft voice you use when you read picture books to a sleepy 505, except it was a news article turned Wikipedia rabbit hole.

You two had gone from listening to him explain the differences between a 767 and an Airvan, to him resting his bagged head in your lap as you click on various entries and articles, bouncing information back and forth. The person, a known whistleblower who had retired from the controversial airline a few years ago, had tried many a time to draw attention to the company’s shady practices. For him to die so suddenly, especially as more inside secrets came to light, was too fishy for the public to ignore.

“I’m no detective, but…”

“Assassination?”, you finished for him, raising a brow. The two of you exchanged knowing looks.

“Does the Dreamweaver have flexible wings?”, he grumbles, wrapping his arms around your waist to bury his head further into your tummy. It tickles, but you try not to laugh lest you disturb his rare peace. Moments like these didn’t happen often, and you knew if any of the others were to see you like this, Black Hat would tear you both a new one, and Demencia would never let you hear the end of it.

A few more minutes go by, occasionally filled in with fun facts about the company’s various other incidents that had made the news in the past. You click off of yet another one where a plane was literally falling apart mid-air, having to make an emergency landing in a massive blaze. That was enough internet for today, at this rate you’d never want to hop in a plane again. You carefully set your phone to the side after checking the time.

“If I were him, I wouldn’t have let them get me.”

“I know, Flug.”

“And I would have documented everything.”

“Mhm”, you rest a hand on his back, your own eyes growing heavy.

“I’d go down there and put them back together myself. I’d personally take all of their shitty scrap parts, and make a better airplane than any of those so called professionals,” he says disdainfully.

You smile as he heaves a long sigh, like the weight of the world rests upon his weary shoulders; which isn’t far from the truth, if the way Black Hat nags him and Demencia torments him on a regular basis is any indication. Not to mention raising a son/care bear/science experiment through it all. But even if it’s not quite the whole earth, at the very least it’s the whole company. Everybody ought to give him more credit, himself included.

“If anybody could do such a thing, I know it’d be you, Flug. You’ve always had a brilliant mind.” He hums softly at the praise, feeling quite chuffed to know that at least someone in the manor besides his own son appreciated him not just for all he does, but who he is.

It’s quiet again for a few moments as he drifts in and out of consciousness, your hand gently rubbing his back until he speaks up again a few minutes later.

“And I’ll make you my co-pilot.”

This takes you by surprise, the hand rubbing his back stopping briefly as you let the words settle over the two of you. Reading between the lines was something you found yourself doing almost as often as reading his expression through his paper bag, the man still not quite comfortable enough to outright say all the things he’d had bouncing around in his head to you just yet. Your hand resumes as you test the waters, stuck between delicate hope and fear of possibly scaring him off.

“I…don’t know how to fly a plane. Nor do I have a pilots license.”

“Me neither, but I’ll show you how to do it in the cockpit. I’ll make sure you have a smooth ride for your first time.”

A pregnant pause falls over the both of you, and your whole face heats up, mind processing his words only to take a nosedive into the gutter. You open your mouth to respond only to be met with quiet snores from below, Flug blissfully unaware of the effect of his words.

‘Looks like the week finally caught up to him’, you think. Odds are he might not remember something like that when he woke up, but you could tease him about it later on. For now, you stretch your arms over your head and attempt to make yourself as comfy as possible without disturbing him, sleep beginning to overtake you as well. You glance down once more to where he dozes peacefully for the first time in years, committing it to memory before joining him in slumber.

“Buenas noches, Flug.”

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[ayspooky1]

Villainous Makeup Palettes

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Hi hi! new acc!!

Dr Flug : 🧍

Is the villainous fandom still alive?? :p

[the-most-inglorious-black-hat]

I want an episode where Black Hat reviews Lucifer Morningstar from Hazbin Hotel on his own scale of villainy and inevitably just calls him the most pathetic version of Hell’s ruler he’s ever come across because he doesn’t embody the typical traits that the usual depictions have: Being truly Evil. Is one of those factors that are missing from the Hazbin Hotel’s depiction of Lucifer. I can just imagine him bashing the man into a wall with the amount of anger and criticisms he has. I actually sort of want to write a whole script for an Orientation Video and it’s just Black Hat going over Lucifer’s known feats and accomplishments. He’d only acknowledge his strength but then he’d call it useless to have due to his nature and what he uses his immense power for, he’d go as far as saying he misuses it at every opportunity he gets but he’d always find the way he carries himself to be rather pathetic.

There’s a whole list of criticisms Black Hat would have, then there’d be a scene showing how he’s connected to Lucifer in some way because in Orientation Video fashion, that’s what usually happens, showing how he’s influenced so and so (And how the person failed him.). Bro ranks him as a meek villain, well, he’d actually say that the man doesn’t even qualify to be in the ranking given the fact that he’s sympathetic towards humanity and the sinners now that his daughter helped him out of his depressive cycle. He would deem Lucifer as someone who runs hell in the disguise of this almighty figure when really he behaves more like a lapdog and can be manipulated very easily emotionally, he’d sooner compare him to a worthless hero then a villain. It’d get him so mad. Like he thinks Hell would be going to waste under Lucifer’s rule.

Black Hat’s face when listening to Hell’s greatest dad would be so priceless. Bro wouldn’t even know what YELP is or what a YELP review is or why he should find it important. Bros face when listening to More than anything would be even more funny, these angry faces are super hilarious to imagine.

[kagarumo-genmaru]

Black hat y 505

Cuando vi a 505 chiquito lo único en lo que pensé fue en "¿como término asumiendo que black hat era su papá?"

Y me imaginé a flug exigiéndole la pensión del niño como padres divorciados XD jajajjaajjajaj

Y me vi en la obligación de dibujar los

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Blackhat annoying Whitehat to start of the new year.

Happy 2024 to everyone! (Yes, I know I'm a week late)

[chloeisokay]

*sighs*

New fandom brain rot

[homosexualnoice]

Drawing based off a crappy low quality picture of 5.0.5.'s drawings

[grimmhugs0]

Before the year is over, it's about time to relive some of the best moments. Here are the first Half of 30 days of Halloween!

[spacecookie1438]

I watched Villainous on Max and thought 505 is a big sweetie!

[somethingtizz]

LET'S BRING THIS BACK

[ask-this-person-anything]

She’s all ears 🦎🦎

[ayspooky1]

Round 2: Here

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Villianous: Pure HeartAU!

Premise:

An AU where Dr. Flug accidentally caused an explosion in his lab. His planned upgrade experiment for his portal gun has failed. He coughs as his lab is now filled with dark smoke. Blackhat, Demencia, and 505 entered the room to see what the explosion was about this time. However, as the smoke cleared, all four were surprised to see another figure laying down where the explosion mark was. Who was that?!

Chapter 1: Uh oh!

As per usual, Dr. Flug was working on an experiment on his lab. This one involves his portal gun. He nervously tried not to shake his hands as he attempted to place a red liquid in the compartment of his portal gun. He clicked his tongue as a drop of the red liquid went into the compartment, but along with that, a sudden explosion came along. Everyone in the building heard it, and even Blackhat's current clients heard it too. They looked even more scared now. Blackhat rose from his seat and walked past his clients towards Dr. Flug's lab to see what the commotion was about. Demencia and 505 were as curious as their boss was. After all, they never heard an explosion that loud come out of Dr. Flug's lab ever before! To no surprise, the lab was filled with smoke, but thankfully their was no fire or whatsoever. Blackhat's eyebrow rose in curiosity as to what type experiment Flug was on about this time that would cause such a catastrophic explosion? His confusion turned into excitement. Was Flug making an even more powerful bomb? Based on the explosion and its aftermath, it seems to be a very dangerous one, perhaps even more dangerous than nuclear energy? The smoke soon cleared a bit as Dr. Flug came out, coughing his lungs out. Demencia laughed, "Hey, hey, what was that? Was it a bomb?! Can I have a sample of it?!" the girl asked in an erratic way. Dr. Flug sighs and shakes his head, "No, Demencia, it was me trying to upgrade my portal gun.... It looks like I have to brainstorm another formula." "Aww...." she says, looking disappointed as Blackhat was. Blackhat looked at Flug, "Hahaha! No need, keep that formula, and maybe we can make a devastating weapon. Now that is more useful." Blackhat said before hearing 505 saying 'Baw!' As he pointed at where the explosion mark was. All four of them were now looking and...... Wait! Was that a person lying on the ground?! Dr. Flug quietly tiptoed toward the figure and saw that the person was still intact? Who was this person? And how did he even get there in such a short time? Did.... did he come from the explosion?! Dr. Flug flipped the person over and saw a very innocent looking face. Demencia looked at the person in awe, not only by their innocent beauty but their kickass outfit, "Woah! He looks awesome! Who is he?" Blackhat withdrawn his face in disgust. He could smell purity, innocence, and overwhelming love and justice from this guy, "Well, whoever he is doesn't matter. I don't like him, he smell like love, justice, purity, and all that hero shit! Get him out of the building before I puke." He ordered as all three saluted, "Yes, boss!" Though he most like was a victim of the explosion of the portal gun, Dr. Flug isn't really sure. But as they were to pick up the person, their hands twitched. Within a blink of an eye, the man was already standing.

He then looked at the Black Hat gang in surprise but smiled brightly at the, "Hi! Sorry, was I intruding? My little experimental hand gun went ka-boom for a second.. Hahahah!" the blond haired young man said as he pats the dust off of him. Black Hat tries to hold his puke in, he felt sick to his stomach just from hearing the young man's sweet voice. Demencia and Flug quickly rushed to their master's aid, "Hey, you! what did you just do to my beloved?!" Demencia shouted angrily at the young man, "Who are you even?!" Flug added. The guy looked at them, but his gaze remained on Dr. Flug for a solid minute, and he laughed, "Silly, silly. I'm you." he said non-cholantly. Flug looked at him in disbelief, "SAY WHAT NOW?!!!"

Yeah, this chapter is short because I'm too lazy to write the second chapter.....

~redshoes👠

[the-most-inglorious-black-hat]

I thought about making a roleplay Discord for Villainous again…. I really want to keep myself invested and glued into it haha. Plus I truly do want to get better with musing Black Hat, this would be an eighteen plus server and I do allow AU’s into the mixture…since Villainous does technically crossover with other dimensions. The main focus will be on villainous however.

[kagarumo-genmaru]

In process

I'll make it in digital format soon

If someone is interested, I got opened commission's