Happy one year anniversary of knowing each other, I have a lot to say, but I’ll say it once the time comes, makes it more special <3. Until then, remember that you are always on my mind.
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crying because it was so gorgeous and sunny outside and the sun is only starting to set right now
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When it comes to the idea of robot apocalypse- the first thing we do is make jokes of our computers hating us because of how we curse them out or keyboard slam or whatever- but I don’t think that’s the scary part.
The scary part for me would be the idea that the computers I don’t give the most care or the tv remotes I always break…have feelings. It’s scary to think that during your life, you could have hurt so many sentient creatures and you wouldn’t even know it. How could you even start an apology for that, how could you make it better?
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Pavlov could have gone so much further into his research if he'd studied the effects of the sound of the first bag zipper near the end of class.
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IS THIS GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU? IS THIS TRENDY ENOUGH? IS THIS PALATABLE ENOUGH? HAVE I MADE MYSELF GOOD ENOUGH FOR CONSUMPTION? HAVE I MADE MYSELF TRAGIC ENOUGH TO BE WORTH LISTENING TO? HAVE YOU HAD YOUR FILL YET? YOU CAN JUST GO BACK TO YOUR LIFE AFTER HEARING A SAD STORY BUT I HAVE TO LIVE WITH THIS EVERY SINGLE DAY. FUCK YOU.
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why...does the queue seem to think the day starts at 8pm
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i’ve been experiencing Evil Boredom all day because i didn’t take my adhd meds due to Extenuating Circumstances and i’m so cranky bc i didn’t get anything done at all besides washing like 1/3 of the dishes i wanted to
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