#722 Edition

[sexdrugsnracknpinion]

[akutagawa-daily]

Akutagawa daily 722/★

[germancarssince1946]

2007 Mercedes McLaren SLR Edition 722

My tumblr-blogs: https://www.tumblr.com/blog/germancarssince1946 & https://www.tumblr.com/blog/frenchcarssince1946 & https://www.tumblr.com/blog/englishcarssince1946 & https://www.tumblr.com/blog/italiancarssince1946 & https://www.tumblr.com/blog/japanesecarssince1947

[blueiskewl]

2007 Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition

[actiaslunaris]

what do you mean, you're filing my rough edges off? // original

[antimony-medusa]

MCYT on Ao3 — November '23

The state of MCYT on Ao3, just for fun. Yes I do this every month, I like numbers. 

The Cube SMP (8 works)

Slamacow Minecraft Animations (Web Series) (9 works)

Content SMP (20 works)

iDots SMP (23 works)

30 Day SMP | Free Trial SMP (27 works)

Legacy SMP (28 works)

Cogchamp SMP (29 works)

Epic SMP (31 works)

Dominion SMP (33 works)

Art of Survival SMP (36 works)

Shady Oaks SMP (47 works)

X Life SMP (49 works)

100 Hours Hardcore SMP (54 works)

IvoryCello's Prison Escapes (Web Series) (54 works)

Bear SMP (59 works)

My Inner Demons - Aphmau (Web Series) (61 works)

SadSMP (68 works)

Kaboodle SMP (71 works)

Mer SMP (79 works)

Area Unknown SMP (80 works)

Tortillaland SMP (115 works)

House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP (133 works)

New Life SMP (157 works)

Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (Web Series) (161 works)

Pirates SMP (172 works)

WitchCraft SMP (176 works)

Rats SMP (225 works)

SMPEarth (284 works)

SMPLive (286 works)

Outsiders SMP (361 works)

Mianite (Web Series) (371 works)

Afterlife SMP (387 works)

MyStreet - Aphmau (Web Series) (495 works)

MindCrack RPF (501 works)

Evolution SMP (636 works)

Minecraft: Story Mode (Video Game) (798 works)

Karmaland SMP (815 works)

Minecraft Diaries - Aphmau (Web Series) (894 works)

Fable SMP (911 works)

Lifesteal SMP (1,406 works)

Origins SMP (1,534 works)

The Yogscast (3,211 works)

QSMP | Quackity SMP (5,616 works)

Empires SMP (6,113 works)

3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series (8,877 works)

Hermitcraft SMP (18,735 works)

Dream SMP (83,366 works)

Minecraft (Video Game) (109,347 works)

Video Blogging RPF (271,710 works)

Some notes:

One new tag this month! Content SMP brings our MCYT tags up to 44.

Fics are still primarily in english, but we have three exceptions with significant spanish fics. Karmaland (722 of 815, from 711 spanish fics last month), Tortillaland (110 of 115, from 111 spanish fics last month), and QSMP (581 of 5,616, from 527 spanish fics last month). QSMP also shows 322 fics in brazilian portugese, from 244 last month, and 30 in french, from 26 last month.

In the small and micro fandoms, Pirates cooled down from it's 45 fics last month, but still posted 22 fics, clearly the standout.

In the midsize fandoms, Fable SMP had the largest increase at 49 fics, and they steadily increase towards that 1000-fic mark that is my knockover into large fandom. Evolution SMP also had a strong month, with 42 fics.

For the large fandoms, Empires saw an increase of 240 fics, which somehow is exactly the same as last month, and also beat the previous month's 154, but still doesn't beat August's 244. 3rd Life saw an increase of 552, beating the previous month's 463 (which had been the largest amount in four months), which is understandable as there is a new life series airing. Hermitcraft went up by 651, not beating last month's 714, but comfortably beating the previous three month's, where the highest amount had been 569. DSMP continues to be the fandom no one can beat for sheer volume, as it went up by 1,269, which contines the back and forth DSMP has been experiencing, as that's less than October's 1,445, but more than September's 1,171, but less than August's 1,459. QSMP is also experiencing the "event airing right now" spike I would surmise, as they posted a kind of wild 913 fics, which is more than the previous three months (861, 725, 861).

EDIT: Added the recently canonized Minecraft Story Mode, Minecraft Diaries, MyStreet, and My Inner Demons.

More details under the cut

The Cube SMP (8 works, 8 last month, 0-fic increase)

Slamacow Minecraft Animations (Web Series) (9 works, 9 last month, 0-fic increase)

Content SMP (20 works, tag is new since last month)

iDots SMP (23 works, 24 last month, 1-fic decrease)

30 Day SMP | Free Trial SMP (27 works, 27 last month, 0-fic increase)

Legacy SMP (28 works, 28 last month, 0-fic increase)

Cogchamp SMP (29 works, 29 last month, 0-fic increase)

Epic SMP (31 works, 31 last month, 0-fic increase)

Dominion SMP (33 works, 32- last month, 1-fic increase)

Art of Survival SMP (36 works, 32 last month, 4-fic increase)

Shady Oaks SMP (47 works, 46 last month, 1-fic increase)

X Life SMP (49 works, 48 last month, 1-fic increase)

100 Hours Hardcore SMP (54 works, 54 last month, 0-fic increase)

IvoryCello's Prison Escapes (Web Series) (54 works, 55 last month, 1-fic decrease)

Bear SMP (59 works, 59 last month, 0-fic increase)

My Inner Demons - Aphmau (Web Series) (61 works, not tracked last month)

SadSMP (68 works, 68 last month, 0-fic increase)

Kaboodle SMP (71 works, 66 las month, 5-fic increase)

Mer SMP (79 works, 79 last month, 0-fic increase)

Area Unknown SMP (80 works, 79 last month, 1-fic increase)

Tortillaland SMP (115 works, 116 last month, 1-fic decrease)

House Builder Gang SMP | HBG SMP (133 works, 133 last month, 0-fic increase)

New Life SMP (157 works, 141 last month, 16-fic increase)

Slimecicle Cinematic Universe (Web Series) (161 works, 149 last month, 12-fic increase)

Pirates SMP (172 works, 150 last month, 22-fic increase)

WitchCraft SMP (176 works, 169 last month, 7-fic increase)

Rats SMP (225 works, 210 last month, 15-fic increase)

SMPEarth (284 works, 278 last month, 6-fic increase)

SMPLive (286 works, 288 last month, 2-fic decrease)

Outsiders SMP (361 works, 345 last month, 16-fic increase)

Mianite (Web Series) (371 works, 366 last month, 5-fic increase)

Afterlife SMP (387 works, 386 last month, 1-fic increase)

MyStreet - Aphmau (Web Series) (495 works. not tracked last month)

MindCrack RPF (501 works, 499 last month, 2-fic increase)

Evolution SMP (636 works, 594 last month, 42-fic increase)

Minecraft: Story Mode (Video Game) (798 works, was not tracked last month)

Karmaland SMP (815 works, 799 last month, 16-fic increase)

Minecraft Diaries - Aphmau (Web Series) (894 works, not tracked last month)

Fable SMP (911 works, 862 last month, 49-fic increase)

Lifesteal SMP (1,406 works, 1,308 last month, 98-fic increase)

Origins SMP (1,534 works, 1,511 last month, 23-fic increase)

The Yogscast (3,211 works, 3,197 last month, 14-fic increase)

QSMP | Quackity SMP (5,616 works, 4,703 last month, 913-fic increase)

Empires SMP (6,113 works, 5,873 last month, 240-fic increase)

3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series (8,877 works, 8,325 last month, 552-fic increase)

Hermitcraft SMP (18,735 works, 18,084 last month, 651-fic increase)

Dream SMP (83,366 works, 82,097 last month, 1269-fic increase)

Minecraft (Video Game) (109,347 works, 109,017 last month, 330-fic increase)

Video Blogging RPF (271,710 works, 267,675 last month, 4035-fic increase)

[f1mike28]

SLR McLaren Roadster 722s Edition „What a Legend“.

The SLR 722 Edition is a car manufactured jointly by Mercedes-Benz and McLaren. The SLR was named as an hommage to the original 300 SLR.

The 722 nameplate is derived from the victory won by the British racing legend Stirling Moss and his co-driver Denis Jenkinson in a Mercedes-Benz 300 SLR with the starting number 722 (indicating a start time of 7:22 a.m.).

SLR McLaren Roadster 722s Edition powered by the Mercedes-AMG M155 V8 5.5L Supercharged engine with 650HP and 820Nm of Torque. Handcrafted by Michael Kübler @f1mike28 In Germany Affalterbach.

Driving Performance is our Passion! Mercedes-AMG the Performance and Sports Car Brand from Mercedes-Benz. Mercedes-AMG the Home of Driving Performance in Germany Affalterbach. Mercedes-AMG Handcrafted by Racers.

Amazing shot by: @rchanphotography

[demoralised]

Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition

[gumsnail682]

Keep you safe

Some fluff from your favorite heroes after a villain encounter

So yeah I kinda disappeared for a few months but I'm writing again! And I am obsessed with Shota and Hizashi from My Hero. I've noticed a lack of fluff of these two on Tumbler so I wanna write some fluff with them :)

Apologies for mistakes I'm too lazy to edit

(722 words)

You never think it’ll happen to you until it does, being a hostage for some petty robbery. It really made you realize just how helpless you were, especially without a quirk. Now there you sat at the police station, waiting. You heard the call of your name and looked up to see the only people you wanted to see. Hizashi and Shota.

“Y/n! Oh god, are you ok?” Hizashi took your face into his hands immediately, looking you over. You had a nasty bruise on your temple from where the criminal hit you to show he wasn’t afraid of being violent. It still hurt.

“I’m ok now that you’re here.” You put your hands over his, enjoying the warmth on your cheeks. 

“Are you hurt anywhere else?” You could tell by his tone that Shota was angry but he kept his gaze soft so as not to frighten you. 

“No, he only hit me once.” Hizashi ran his thumb over the bruise and you flinched. 

“Let's get you home and put some ice on this. Nezu gave us the rest of the day off when we told him what happened.” Hizashi lifted you into his arms bridal style. 

“Thank you.” You couldn’t find the energy to express how much them being here meant to you, you rested the side of your head on his chest and let tears fall. 

Shota drove and Hizashi sat in the backseat with you, holding you close to him the whole way. “I’m so sorry we weren’t there. Y/n I’m so sorry!” He apologized over and over. 

“It isn’t your fault, you’re both busy, I get it. It turned out fine.” Even your voice shook as you spoke, they both could hear it and Hizashi could feel the slight tremble on your body.

Shota was quiet the whole drive but as soon as you and the two men were lying in bed he clutched you close to him. “Fuck, I... I was so scared you wouldn’t be there when we arrived.” It wasn’t often Shota directly told you his feelings. 

“Shota.” You didn’t know what to say, you were scared to. 

Hizashi also had a firm hold on you from behind, he was uncharacteristically quiet. “Zashi are you ok?” You wanted him to say something, anything. His silence was killing you!

“How can you still worry about us when your life was in danger just an hour ago? We’re supposed to protect you and-” He was crying, you could hear it in his voice. 

“It isn’t your fault Zashi, it’s not yours either Sho. I was so scared but as soon as I saw you I felt so much safer.” You ran your hand through Shota's hair and intertwined your fingers with Hizashi's. 

“You’re too kind for your own good you know what? You're the one who was in danger and yet here you are comforting us. I love you so much Y/n, I don’t think you understand how much you mean to me, to us.” Hizashi kissed the back of your neck.

“I think I have an idea.” You giggled at the feeling. You felt his smile against your neck and kiss you again.

“Hey, Y/n. Let me teach you how to fight. I.. I think we’d both feel better if we knew you could defend yourself when we aren’t with you.” Shota’s sudden request surprised you.

“You’d take the time to do that? I really appreciate that Sho. I’d love to learn from you.” You kissed his forehead and he raised his head to look at you. You pressed a kiss to his nose and then to his lips. Finally, he smiled then kissed you on both cheeks then your lips. 

You turned around and kissed Hizashi just as you did Shota, his forehead, then his nose then on his lips. “I love you both so much.” 

“We love you too, so much.” Hizashi pressed a kiss to your jawline.

“We’ll do everything we can to keep you safe. We promise.” Shota rested his head in the crook of your neck.

“I know you will. I trust you both from the bottom of my heart.” 

You spend the rest of the day sandwiched between them, You did get some ice on your bruise after your heart-to-heart at some point of course.

[tocupid]

﹒ sung hanbin love timeline!

nonidol!shanbin x reader warning ﹕angst kinda (but u get some comfort so!) + nothing else! edit status ﹕not edited ..  word count  ﹕722 words  previous ⠀ next ⠀ ⠀masterlist 

the crying shore’s tears have been wiped. there really was no more hope. you two really were just a bunch of fools that left your lives on the shore you met. you chuckled looking at how the water moved back, only a second after it came crashing forward. was that how you were with him? how could you not realize that it was all gone? there was no more love, no more care, no more “how was your day?” or genuine i love you’s. you two were just there under the label, there for the little sanity you believed you still had left.  oh this was so draining, you couldn’t help but to just fall onto your knees feeling them dig into the sand. chugging down the alcohol in your hand, you grimaced at the burning feeling down your throat. the alcohol seemed to be the only thing that stopped your throat from clogging up again, leading you to desperately drink it all, and letting out a loud sob as you realized the bottle had finally been emptied out. 

“why would you cry at such a beautiful sight?” 

you scoffed. what was so beautiful about it? all it did was remind you of the failed love and heartbreak you were currently experiencing. the words spoken from the masculine voice just made you grow more bitter. how come he didn’t have to experience such pain here? why did it have to be you of all people? 

“this beach ... is like athena. such a good reputation but she cursed poor medusa over a momentary affair.” “that’s understandable.” 

you were still dazed and zoned out staring into the beach even after his words, but hearing his next words just made the flimsy wall you had quickly built up within the few moments, come tumbling down. 

“you know you can cry no matter what right? even with me here?” 

as if it was just a trigger, you just fell right back into your depressive state. for some reason it didn’t hurt as bad now, because for once after those 15 years you thought you experienced comfort from your old lover, you knew for a fact that the rubbing on your back, the way he pulled you in for a hug after you let out a weak nod for consent, the way he stroked your head saying the most comforting words you had finally heard after so long, “i wish i could take this pain away from you”, “you don’t deserve to feel so hurt”. the crying slowly ended but you couldn’t help but want to embrace this feeling for a little longer, afraid to feel alone again. 

“hmmm, what do i do? i can’t have you feeling so down and alone?” 

it was then when you looked up and realized you really didn’t even know how this man looked. he had such an innocent face, especially since he spoke with his cheeks puffed, looking like a (cute sorry had to) chipmunk. he had brown hair with some strands that shifting and blowing to the wind. a pair of dark glasses that framed his face perfectly and displayed his dark eyes through the clean clear lenses. you almost felt envious for a second until he spoke in his eloquent voice while pulling out a mini journal and ripping out a page, writing as quickly as possible, especially after hearing vibrations and an alarm go off on his phone. 

“you can always call me whenever you feel lonely, when you want to talk to someone, when you want someone to laugh with you. anything. i pinky promise!” 

hesitantly taking the paper with a shaky hand, you took the paper clutching onto it, almost as if your life depended on it. you could practically feel his beaming smile as he saw you take it, taking your other hand and interlocking your pinky together. when a call came ringing his phone is when he finally realized he had to leave. just as quickly as he came, he left, but you were glad to know it would only be momentarily. uncrumpling the paper that had balled up in your fist. 

sung hanbin +82 XXX-XXX-XXXX call me whenever! :) 

letting out a chuckle, you couldn’t help but think, what a strange night with the crying shore’s tears that have been wiped. 

[sexdrugsnracknpinion]

[sucede-es]

2008 Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 'Crown Edition' Coupé

En 2008, el Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren Crown Edition Coupe representó la unión entre dos gigantes del automovilismo, antes rivales en Fórmula 1, pero antaño socios exitosos. Mercedes poseía el 40% de McLaren y, con Mika Hakkinen, ganó el Campeonato de Pilotos dos veces en 1998 y 1999, y nuevamente en 2008 con Lewis Hamilton.

El SLR, acrónimo de Super Light Racing, se inspiró en el 300 SLR de 1955, y debutó en 2003 como proyecto conjunto entre Mercedes y McLaren. En 2006, Mercedes lanzó la Edición 722, en homenaje al no. 722 del 300 SLR conducido por Stirling Moss en la Mille Miglia de 1955.

De las 150 unidades de la 722 Edition, 10 fueron seleccionadas en la línea de montaje para convertirse en la Crown Edition, encargadas especialmente por el gobernante de un estado del Golfo Pérsico. Esta edición, acabada en blanco con interior de cuero rojo, ha estado en exhibición con el propietario original desde su fabricación. Recientemente, la compañía Stratton Motor Company ha realizado un servicio al automóvil para ponerlo en condiciones de circular antes de ser subastado en la Reunión de Miembros de Goodwood el 14 de abril en Inglaterra.

[frenchcurious]

Mercedes-Benz SLR McLaren 722 Edition 2007. - source RM Sotheby's.

[squid-princess-teach-swallow]

Excuse Me, This Is My Room

Series: None, this is a one-shot.

Book and Settings: Dracula: A Love Story AU

Pairing: DaLS MC Mavis Burnell × Leo Nolan

Summary: After a long tiring plane ride, Mavis just wants to go to her hotel room and get some rest. But things don't go as planned.....

A/N: This fic is an alternate meet-cute between MC and Leo, completely inspired by this wonderful edit by @robintora and the convo that ensued further with my fellow swallows in the rc server - thanks sm y'all! This also happens to be my first RC fic, so I hope y'all like it 💖✨

You can also read this fic on AO3 here.

Disclaimer: All the characters belong to Your Story Interactive. I'm just borrowing them for the story.

Mavis hauled along her luggage as she climbed the stairs. Of course, of all the times the elevator could malfunction, it had to be today, she thought to herself, annoyed. The plane ride was too long for someone like Mavis, who hated staying still for extended periods of time. She heaved a sigh of relief when she finally reached the 7th floor. She dragged her luggage behind her, searching for room 722.

"Ah, there it is!" Mavis exclaimed as she found her room but in her excitement, she dropped her room key. She picked it up, opened the door, and entered the room.

Finally! She dropped her bags near the door and was about to crash on the bed when she realised how sweaty she was. Nope, shower first, nap later. She went towards the bathroom and just as she was about to pull the doorknob, the door swung open.

Mavis jumped back in surprise. A naked guy walked out of the bathroom. Well, almost naked; he had a towel wrapped around his waist. She studied him from head to toe. Fiery red hair, bright green eyes, sharp nose, full lips. Her breath hitched as her gaze settled on his broad shoulders and toned torso, which was dusted with freckles. Damn, he really works out, huh? Just as her eyes wandered lower, she heard a "A-hem". She looked up to see the guy grinning at her with an amused smile. "My eyes are up here, you know."

Mavis reddened. Wow, did I really ogle at a guy I just met? A guy who broke into my room, nonetheless. She shook her head and levelled a glare at him, "What the hell are you doing in my room, mister?"

He looked at her incredulously. "Excuse me? That's my line. What are you doing in my room?"

"Your room? This is my room! This is room number 722, isn't it?"

He shot her a smug look. "Actually, this is room 721. You've got the wrong room."

Mavis sighed exasperatedly. "You've got to be kidding me. I saw the number plate on the door before I entered, and it cleared said 722."

"Really? Maybe you should get your eyes checked. I've been staying in this room for a few days now, and it's definitely not room 722."

Mavis was getting annoyed now. She pulled the guy along with her until they reached the door, and she pointed out to the number plate on the door. "See, this is room-" Her words trailed off as she saw the number '721' printed clearly on the plate. She dropped his hand and sighed defeatedly. You're such a humongous idiot, Mavis! She reddened. Turning to face the guy, she smiled sheepishly and said, "I'm so sorry, mr, uh,"

"Leo. Leo Nolan."

"Oh. I'm sorry, Leo. I should've been more careful. I must have mixed up the rooms when I dropped the keys."

Leo scratched his chin thoughtfully. "Speaking of which, how did your keys open my room?"

"Oh, I didn't think of that! Maybe the keys are similar."

She walked to her actual room, and inserted the key, but the door didn't budge. "What the hell?" She muttered as she tried to unlock the door.

"Let me. '' Leo took the key from her and tried his hand but the door didn't open at all.

"Oh god, I totally cannot climb down seven floors once more with all this luggage!" She said as she cursed herself internally for being such a heavy packer.

"What about the elevator?" Leo suggested.

"It doesn't work!"

"What about the one on the other side of the floor?"

"There's another one?"

"...yeah?"

"Of course there is, ugh." She sighed exasperatedly and started dragging her suitcase in the direction of the other elevator.

"Wait a minute, I'll come along too!"

Mavis spun around and looked at him suspiciously. "Why do you have to come?"

"Uhhh, because your key somehow is able to open my room? I don't want anyone breaking and entering, you know."

"Fine then. Come along."

Leo smirked. "Do you expect me to come down like this?" He gestured to his naked chest.

Mavis bit her lip and tried not to let her eyes wander. "Ugh, go change quickly. I don't have all day."

Leo disappeared back into his room and came out a few minutes later, wearing a white t-shirt, green jacket and dark pants. "Okay, let's go." He looked down at her suitcase. "That looks really heavy! Do you want any help with that?"

Mavis wasn't sure if he was planning to run off with her stuff or if he was being genuine. "Uh, no thanks, I can do it myself."

"You look very tired. Let me help. I promise I won't run away with it," He said, like he can read her mind.

Mavis looked at him sheepishly. "Okay. Thank you." She handed the suitcase to him and they walked towards the elevator and reached the reception.

Mavis caught the receptionist's attention. "Excuse me?"

"Yes ma'am, how can I help you?"

"The keys which you gave me don't open my room, but they work on the neighbouring room. I think you've given me the wrong keys."

The receptionist searched on the keys board for a while before pulling out a different set of keys and offering them to Mavis. "I'm so sorry, ma'am, I mixed up the keys. I gave you the other room's spare key by accident."

Mavis gave the receptionist a look. "That's what happens when you're too busy chatting away on the phone while you're dealing with a customer."

The receptionist looked down. "I'm sorry ma'am, it won't happen again."

Mavis' expression softened a bit. "It's okay, just be more attentive next time," she said before walking off. She turned to Leo and dangling her keys in front of him, she gave him a smirk. "Now you won't have to worry about me breaking into your room."

Leo smirked back at her. "Well, I'm glad that's sorted out." They got into the elevator and reached their rooms but neither of them were eager to go inside.

Mavis spoke up. "I know we got off on the wrong foot, but it's been nice talking to you, Leo."

Leo gave her a crooked grin. "I wish I could say the same, but I don't even know your name."

Mavis giggled. "I guess that's fair. I'm Mavis Burnell." She held out her hand. "Pleasure to meet you, Leo."

Leo smiled and shook her hand. His hand was rough and callous, but warm and comforting at the same time. "Pleasure is all mine, Mavis. You have a pretty name."

Mavis blushed. "Thank you."

Both of them kept looking at each other but then they heard a piercing "Meow!" from Leo's room.

They both snapped out of it.

"Uhhh, what was that sound?"

Leo sighed ruefully and shook his head, still smiling. "That would be Nosferatu, my cat. I guess he's hungry."

"Oh! Then I won't keep you. I guess I'll see you around?" She said hesitantly.

"I hope so. See you around."

They reluctantly entered their respective rooms, but they couldn't get the other out of their mind.

[asukaskerian]

monthly wordcound - september

TOTAL: 6 722 words. POSTED -Days on a wire chapter 7 - Madatobiizu fraternat poyamory ABO (4 013 words) IN PROGRESS -bleach suburban ot4 (1 161 words) -bleach grimmichi superheroes (1 548 words) hmrmrm. lowish wordcount BUT, lots of editing happened in there, so that's still writing work.

also family stuyff stole my last weekend è_é -- teasers thataway (only bleach ofc)

superheroes AU -- "Oh hey, a hollow." "--What?" The girl leaned over his feet, squinted through the glass. "I thought it was a cat at first, but, so many legs." Grimmjow watched it shuffle under a car and out the other side. Mmh. Nowhere near big enough to break into the house. Safe. "Probably ate a cat, yeah." She grimaced. "Ugh." Like it's a surprise that a hollow would be hungry. They weren't named that for nothing. "Probably gonna eat more." "Ugh! Be right back, I'm gonna catch it." --Huh. "And do what?" he asked, baffled. "Keep it for Zangetsu's lunch?" "Gross! No, I'm gonna put it in a crate and call Animal Control, they do hollows when they're that small, right? Dad? It doesn't need a hero team, right?" Engetsu came, wiping his hands on an apron, to squint through the glass with them. Grimmjow gathered his legs, watching him warily. He didn't track the small hollow. He could feel it, barely there, at the end of his range; it would break everything it used for teeth on his armor. Engetsu felt like he'd be more of a problem. "Probably not," the man allowed. The hollow skittered up a garbage bin, peered in, didn't deign to climb in. "Okay, then, Animal Control." "Or you could save them some time and kill it yourself." The look she gave him, her sour, suspicious face so shocked -- "... Did you think they did anything but put them down? They're hollows." It had never made sense to him that humans would bother to care for dogs and cats, even those that ended up on their own in the street, but at least they were tameable, if you were into that. He stared back, letting her see his bafflement. Her face fell. "I thought they had, like, wildlife preserves...?" Even as he barked out a laugh he knew it was the wrong response and she wouldn't like it, but he couldn't help it. "Oh my fucking god." "What!" "Putting a bunch of hollows together in a space they can't escape where their only choice for food is each other." Engetsu winced. Curtains looked betrayed. -- suburban ot4 -- "Looks like your kids were right about your harem, Ichigo!" "His what?" Grimmjow demands, eyes glittering in delight. "Oh, I have got to hear this." "Oh nooo," Orihime whimpers again, face in her hands, and Ichigo knows her, and it looks like embarrassment, and it is embarrassment -- it's embarrassment because she thought about it and liked it. But Nel doesn't know that and is generally nice, so she relents, goes "Sorry, honey, is it too much?" in a gentler voice, and Ichigo's wife (still whimpering) walks back down the stairs with Kazui still dripping merrily in her arms and goes to slump forehead-first against Nel's shoulder. "Not too much," Orihime mumbles, face scarlet and eyes still scrunched closed against Nelliel's exposed shoulder, half-hidden by cascading waves of teal hair. "I just, um, sultan Ichigo." All of Grimmjow's teeth are out, but he doesn't laugh, just grins so wide Ichigo wishes he would and get it over with. "Ooookay, honey, let's discuss cosplay some other day. Let's get this miscreant in the shower before he pees again, yeah?" he cuts in, and -- Almost -- Almost leaves it like that, retreats with her up the stairs, almost follows without saying anything more past this polite 'that was funny but let's drop it', because it's such a dangerous thing to joke about. But Nelliel and her boyfriend have the exact same way of waggling their eyebrows and leering smugly, and that cannot be borne. "I'm sure we can find Grimmjow a good sequined bra his size to go with the pants." Grimmjow opens his mouth to protest, even as Ichigo herds his wife and child away; then he yells after them, offended, "It had better be a good one, Kurosaki, you think I'm putting these puppies in an inferior one?" and when Ichigo glances back he's cupping his pectorals in both hands and squeezing up to give himself cleavage. Ichigo has regrets. Like, he still laughs his ass off, but very regretfully.

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