#8 bit book club

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

Emily: Okay but, why would he ask for help? Like does he have no pride? Caldwell: No, he's clearly-- Emily: I thought he's like supposed to be-- like, I just think he should be braver. Murph: He's a sidekick. Caldwell: He's competent, but he's just a little guy. Emily: Yeah, and a lot of sidekicks have a lot more bravery than that! Caldwell: Emily, he's just a little guy, okay? Murph: He's a little guy. Caldwell: He's just a little fella! Murph: He's Miles the Fox!

[neimiismycoolgirlname]

I wonder if there is a world where sol loses to both swags and they say !: "Hey he lost so he must be the fake one" and leaves him in the room having an existential crisis

[all-i-see-is-plinth]

I can't believe Jake did this

[hector-the-milk-inspector]

The latest 8 bit book club

[adaine-party-wizard]

you can pry my emotional support podcast from my cold dead hands!

that emotional support podcast: the making sense of metal gear ep of 8bit book club

[rooolt]

no plot twist more exhilarating than in the most recent 8bbc when they realized the lizard sidekick was actually an anthropomorphic jacked lizard and the second most exhilarating plot twist was when Brian Murphy realized they accidentally skipped the entire beginning of the book

[kareenvorbarra]

I have finished the og 2016-2018 run of 8 Bit Book Club and I think the thing that will stick with me the most is a desire to work “it’s different, it’s hip, and I enjoyed it” into conversations

[queenshammer]

Some of my favorite Olaf’s Frooze Your Own Adventure quotes… Caldwell Tanner is the voice of a generation, just maybe not this one.

[hardwonsbf]

sitting in my ‘office’ listening to 8bbc out loud completely unaware that there are Other Adults in the cafeteria 15 feet away from me

[suplexingsteve]

Do you think frozonyx 2 Olaf and jelsaica would be friends

[stone-stars]

Transcript:

Murph: (reading) "Sonic adds it to his vital statistics, and sl--" uhh… "-- and slips the card into the door slot. It swallows the card and opens… obediently." (disgusted) Oh. [Caldwell laughs.] Emily: Oh, I think we did make a big deal about that last time. Murph: Yeah? That sounds like us. Caldwell: (robot voice) Oh. Murph: (reading) "The h-- the hedgehog--" (laughs) Caldwell: (robot voice) I am your favorite door. Emily: Ew! [Murph laughs harder.] Caldwell: (robot voice) Come inside me daddy. [Murph cackles.] Emily: Ew! [Caldwell laughs.] Murph: (reading) "The headhog wal-- jogs off down the corridor. It ends in another door that automatically opens as he gets close, and s--" Caldwell: (robot voice) Don't listen to that door I am your favorite door now. Murph: (reading) "And, uh, slams shut as he steps into the next room." Caldwell: (robot voice) Enter me forcefully. Emily: Ewww! Murph: (laughs, then starts reading) "This room is about the same size as the last one, but there's only one computer in the middle of the room."

[neimiismycoolgirlname]

All right. I'm done with 8bit bookclub's feed all that remains are the Naddpod ones.

[brionbroadway]

wait. in the frozen fic short rest, is the wilson brothers' third property in mountport??

[syb-rooks]

Murph is for once not the one reading the book, and he decided to fuck-them-rails and be the gayest, messiest, horniest little gremlin about it.

[soup-child]

The newest 8bbc feels like one of those youtube videos where it's Elsa and spiderman hanging out slime video for kids unboxing and I mean this in the absolute best way possible I love it