#80lbs

[knightofthenewrepublic]

Continuing my Silena-and-Clarisse-were-gym-rats headcannon:

Silena, when she spots for someone bench pressing: "Annabeth, I want you to know that you are going to get that bar up! Because you are a strong, beautiful young woman. You are the daughter of a goddess! When you put your mind to it, there is nothing you can't do!"

Clarisse, when she spots for someone bench pressing: "YOU SUCK PRISSY JACKSON! YOU ARE PATHETIC! IF YOU DON'T GET THAT BAR UP, YOUR DAD IS GOING TO UNCLAIM YOU, AND I WON'T BLAME HIM! MY GRANDMOTHER COULD BENCH MORE THAN THAT; MY MORTAL GRANDMOTHER!"

[skyloftian-nutcase]

If anybody wants to know what studying medical stuff looks like, it’s a thousand words, acronyms, insanely over saturated flowcharts, lots of notes, and caffeine 👍🏻

[st-just]

Dog-sitting for the weekend simultaneously excellent for getting me up at 8am and keeping me active throughout the day, and absolutely awful for my default position of 'lay on sofa with laptop on chest'.

[mitochondriaandbunnies]

The Dumb Fire Show is exactly the kind of thing I would like to do while fixing boring spreadsheets at work but I cannot open up Viruses Dot Com on my work computer

[the-cookie-of-doom]

unrelated to anything: i want a cat so bad

[greedyfaye]

Do I look like I'd have trouble riding a roller coaster?

[figula]

the amount of valium i took just now may have been an error i can barely walk x

[yrbutchgf]

200lbs hip thrust earlier... listen i may still be lat raising 12s but Fuck with me on legs brother

[suffer-f0r-fashion]

you know it's getting real bad when your UGW doesn't feel low enough anymore

[disgruntledseagull]

like I love my dog Max very much don't get me wrong but holy shit he's a space invader

he thinks he still weighs ten pounds or something

[solradguy]

Oh my god I just remembered Jack-O' only weighs 99lbs too. I really could just tuck her under my arm like a football. Hold her by her belt like a girl briefcase. Simba pose. Fastball special her

[irradiatedpiratebooty]

Every time I have my dog with me at night, he sits his massive country sized dump truck ass on top of my legs, crushing my kneecaps in the process

[bellossom]

"my knee pain is so severe I cannot function in my daily life"

"put some of this no more hurty gel on it :) do some stretches and lose weight :) byeee"

[shea-like-the-butter]

Monday, October 16th 2023

It’s going down, down

[piratewithvigor]

Someone got two breakfasts and decided to nap in front of my door

[baejax-the-great]

The only new species of dog that Dragon Age will ever give us is going to be griffon