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[ialwaysknewyouwerepunk]

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[madokamagicaheritageposts]

Madoka Magica Heritage Post

[thabug]

The Perennial Samplerate Dilemma

[dear-ao3]

katya abandoned me (went home for christmas) and now i am dying (im alone with the ghosts) waiting for someone to rescue me (my tumblr followers to send me asks)

[toastyyjams]

alr talked about how much i hate tiering on 2 platforms so now im making it 3 . did i ever mention that i hate tiering

im in the t300 going yay yippee reached 9 million points cool im far enough from the cut off

fast forward like an hr whoops now i have to get to 10 million to stay in within rank 240s! wow i love tiering

[eldritch-elrics]

novel update: i've been reformatting my outline/notes Again. this time into a whole new software! having everything in plain text on one word document was simply not working.

it's actually a very good exercise despite being tedious. means i can cut out stuff i'm done with, reread all my past notes and use them to inform my current notes, etc... plus, i'm such a stickler for keeping every note i've ever written, so having the backup still out there somewhere in a different format is nice too because it means the oldest, useless stuff is still saved. but no longer cluttering up the outline!

[obernice]

okey, if my old animatics with Pure Vanilla and Shadow Milk "Confrontation" reaches exactly 100k views, then this will be a good reason for me to return to work on "Alive"

while we sleep

[kimsmingyu]

BE SO FOR REAL

[mariyekos]

One day I want to write an AU where Dante and Vergil were actually born a few hundred/thousand years pre-story, which is something Dante tries to hide while Vergil doesn't. I have 2 main ideas for it- DMC1/3 Fusion AU and DMC4 AU. These got long, so I'm putting them under the cut!

In the DMC1 AU, it'd be sort of like a combination of the anime, DMC3, and what you see in DMC1. Dante'd look like he's in his late 20s for this one. He and Lady would meet because they've both been hired for the same job, then encounter each other on some odd jobs before they end up working together on a big one. Maybe Arkham killed Kalina Ann when Lady was a teenager, but didn't manage to enact the rest of his plans right away so Lady's been chasing him for a decade, hunting demons in hopes of finding a lead. Dante meanwhile just likes the human world, so he goes from place to place hunting demons until it gets too suspicious he's not aging and he has to leave. This AU'd have branching paths at the big job they take take together: the Temen-ni-gru or Mallet Island. In both cases Dante and Vergil haven't spoken for a while. Vergil's gone silent for years or even a decade or two in the past, but he'll have a bad feeling about this particular silence (for good reason).

The main difference between the two would be who Arkham allies with. In both cases, Lady isn't aware of how old Dante is, or just *who* he is until partway through. She knows he's part demon, but with the way he acts she assumes he's actually in his late twenties and the kid of a demon that was probably fairly powerful, but unknown. But the truth would come out partway through, which...would maybe change things, maybe not. It would be a shock regardless.

Back to the branches though, in Mallet you could go with the plot where Arkham is trying to revive Mundus, so Dante intervenes. This one would have a Nelo Angelo bit (making Dante feel terrible because he'd just allowed Mundus to do whatever he wanted with Vergil for who knows how long, all because he hadn't bofhered to check up on his unusually silent brother). I might have a sort of B-plot involving Lady, Arkham, and Trish to accompany the Dante, Mundus, and Vergil angle.

With the Temen-ni-gru, it would be your classic Arkham+Vergil relationship, but with a much older Vergil he wouldn't be tricked by Arkham this time. Arkham would think he has Vergil in the palm of his hand until he clearly doesn't and Vergil deals a fatal blow as soon as Arkham pulls off his betrayal. I think Lady would be pissed Vergil stole her kill, but ultimately have to back down for the Dante vs Vergil fight because with that many extra years under their belts, she'd be no match. Seeing them would be an interesting contrast though, because Vergil so clearly clings to the past (he'd be in a more Renaissance style than Dante) while Dante's all about the present and human world. This one...I think would be harder to resolve than the other one, because I'm not sure how Dante would convince someone so set in his ways (again, hundreds of years old at a minimum) to change, but it could be fun to play with.

As for the DMC4 AU, this one would be a case where Nero is still a teenager, and Dante's really surprised because oh boy, who in the *world* managed to convince Vergil to sleep with them when he'd been so uptight for centuries? And Dante's excited to have a family member and can't help but mess with them.

I think in this one it might also be fun if Fortuna was aware that Sparda had children because then you'd have a case where people potentially worship said children, whether or not they realize it's Dante. Maybe Vergil ruled Fortuna for a little while after Sparda left and that meant people knew he existed. Dante hadn't been aware he'd apparently come back, but Nero's proof enough so he's really going to have to have a talk with Vergil the next time he returns from his travels. I'm not set on whether the people of Fortuna would know that Sparda had twins, or if they'd just know about Vergil and thus be in denial that Dante could possibly be the son of Sparda because he's *so* different. In either case eventually people (or at least Nero and Kyrie) would have to reconcile Dante with the figure they'd been worshipping and that would be hard (and for Dante, hilarious). I think in this one I might make Lady part of a bloodline that has fought alongside Sparda since he split the Human and Demon worlds, sort of like the Castlevania series with Alucard and the Belmonts, while Trish would be someone Dante recruited a few decades to centuries ago (importantly, she's younger than him).

In this one I think part of the driving force would be that Dante wants humanity to be able to protect itself/prove its worth, or for Nero to protect them/prove his worth, because if they/Nero don't then Dante's worried Vergil might instead deem humanity a scourge and do something bad.

The plot of DMC4 revolves around humans using demons to fuel their own power, and in this case I think Dante will have found out about what Fortuna was doing too late to erase what they've done, so it's a case where humans need to prove that there are more good humans than bad humans so Vergil doesn't slam down the hammer. Dante can encourage them in the right direction, but he can't carry them the whole way. If he does then Vergil will deem his interference proof of humanity's weakness and do...Dante isn't totally sure what, but he doesn't like how Vergil's been the past few decades and he's increasingly been feeling like Vergil might decide he's had enough of the human world and side with the members of the demon world Dante *knows* have been slipping through the border to speak to Vergil. And while Dante doesn't think he'd *lose* to Vergil, the battle would lead to immense destruction and would weaken them enough that Dante's fairly sure Mundus or some other demon would take advantage of the chance to invade the human world while they're in no state to defend it.

...Anyway! That's two/three ideas for first that I will...maybe get to, one day, once I finish the million other fic ideas I have. I just really like the concept of "totally goofy guy is actually super old" or "frustratingly unserious guy is actually one of the guys you grew up worshipping, somehow." I think there's a lot of room for fun there.

[toastedclownery]

Can we reach 100k in the first 24 hours!!!

https://youtu.be/eOg6HD0NXok?si=SglP_4j115V4AGok

[greaseonmymouth]

having the sudden realisation at 00.01 that the longest fics I’ve written these past years have all had asexuality as a core part of the fic

[maladaptivejen]

Also, brief update on the vampire/werewolf au (which is in dire need of a working title, tbh).

It's at about 40k words, and the villain count has risen to three (one of which has already been dealt with, but no spoilers). Ryan Ross has proven to be a good choice for a villain (who knew?), and for some reason Bert McCracken has joined the bad guys club lol

Also, MCR has joined the metaphorical chat, and I predict more bands will join in.

All in all, I'm having a lot of fun writing it, and taking my time means I'm enjoying it without feeling pressured, which is awesome.

By my estimate, it might be finished either by the end of October or, more realistically, sometime in November. But you might have guessed by now that I only start posting a story when it's fully written, so yeah, it might be a little while still.

Hopefully, it will be worth the wait.

[bea-schuyler]

guys we should manifest me being able to go to the buena vista social club broadway show

[topbottomswitchblade]

if my post gets to 100k i’ll show hole

not really you can’t hold me to that

[plumbogs]

i wish i could do cool fanart but thebest you all are going to get is gonna be Hot Yaoi Base edit of my cringe otp.

[fortjester]

When I'm 1.6k words into a fic and say I'm gonna keep it short this time