#A Bad Moms Christmas

[zanephillips]

Justin Hartley in A Bad Moms Christmas (2017)

[rosalie-starfall]

Happy Holidays

When Harry Met Sally

Fred Claus

Last Christmas

Elf

While You Were Sleeping

How the Grinch Stole Christmas

Home Alone

Sleepless in Seattle

Christmas Vacation

The Happiest Season

A Bad Moms Christmas

Office Christmas Party

Batman Returns

[ellie88-blog-blog]

Bad Mom’s at Christmas

"A Bad Moms Christmas," features the original cast reprising their roles under directors Jon Lucas and Scott Moore.

In 2017, a friend of mine asked me to go see “A Bad Moms Christmas” with her in theaters. I was not interested because I hadn’t seen the first movie and really had no interest in seeing it. I must have liked it because I own it on Blu Ray, though I don’t think I’ve watched it since that day in the theaters. Unlike many other sequels, this one brought back the directing/writing team of Jon Lucas…

[sithdestined]

"my mother once slapped me for wearing open toed shoes on a sailboat"

"well it was a different time"

"this was two months ago"

AND

"when i was 15 i got my ears pierced and my mother called me a whore"

are just a couple lines of this movie that I'm really enjoying

[mumbojumbo84317]

#ABadMomsChristmas

Released November 1, 2017

Directed by #ScottMoore & #JonLucas

Box Office: $130.6 million

Starring:

#MilaKunis

#KristenBell

#KathrynHahn

#CherylHines

#ChristineBaranski

#SusanSarandon

[bethannangel]

Like I know he’s not actually getting his ball waxed but it’s like oddly sexy that he’s not reacting to being waxed

[incorrectquoteslooneytuneslatino]

Lola: ¿Qué le pasa a mi madre?

Hazel: Ah, ¿quieres saber?

Lola: Si…

Hazel: Tu madre debió ser bastante normal antes de tenerte. Pero llegaste al mundo. Y no dormiste en 6 meses, así que ella no durmió en 6 meses. Y te negabas a comer, y cuándo si comías, ¡vomitabas sobre toda su ropa! Y eso enloqueció un poco a tu madre. Y luego te caíste de la bici y te rompiste un brazo, y te molestaron en la escuela. Y luego te hiciste novia del tipo raro con esa cosa en la nariz y un tatuaje de una zanahoria en llamas. Y todas esas cosas enloquecieron un poco más a tu madre. Y te cásate después, y compraste una casa que no puedes pagar, y estás criando hijos que jamas dicen: -“por favor”-, ni -“gracias”-. ¡Carajo! Ni siquiera saben leer. Y todas esas cosas volvieron a tu madre súper-duper loca. Y ahora vienes a mi consultorio y preguntas: -“Doctora Hazel, ¿por qué mi mamá está tan loca?”-Y la respuesta es…

Lola:…

Hazel: ¡Por ti hija de p*t*! ¡Tú volviste loca a tu madre! ¡Así que sé linda con ella! ¡Porque quién le jodió la cabeza fuiste tú!

Fuente: La Navidad de las madres rebeldes (2017)

[ravewing]

looks at the xmas tree with my neurodivergent eyes (i will actually lose it if i have to wait another day to open presents)

[airenyah]

no but when mhok told day to think of his plate as a clock and told him where on the clock the food was that really reminded me of one of my favorite movies from when i was in middle school which is also about blind people and where the title of the movie itself is a reference to thinking of the plate as a clock: it's called "erbsen auf halb 6" which literally translates to "peas at half past 5" (yes, "halb 6" means "half past 5", yes the numbers are different, don't worry about it)

the plot of the movie is a theater director losing his eyesight in a car accident and him being a director who kinda needs to see what's going on on stage he really doesn't take his sudden loss of vision very well. he gets assigned a helper/mentor, a lady who is blind herself and who's been blind since birth and is supposed to help him adapt to a life with disability. he ultimately runs away from her when he learns that his mother is sick to go find his mother in russia and say goodbye before she dies. his helper/mentor chases after him and they end up on a travel adventure together

it's been over a decade since i last saw the movie but i think at some point they eat and they talk about how the peas sit on the plate where it would be half past 5 on a clock?? anyway, that moment with mhok and day at the restaurant where mhok tells him the position of day's food with the help of an analog clock really reminded me of that movie

edit: i went to look for the trailer of that movie and i found the scene in question!! turns out they're at a restaurant and the helper/mentor character goes "if you imagine the plate as a clock... what numbers is the food lying on?" and the waitress is all confused going "i'm sorry?"

there are no eng subs for the trailer buuut the moment is at the very end at 2:11:

see it's a real movie i didn't just make it up kjdfkjdfk

[holocene-sims]

a sneak peek for an upcoming (timeline tbd) update 😊

[hamartia-grander]

Jesus fucking christ I hate the US south

[opens-up-4-nobody]

...

[boxwinebaddie]

what is the CD pet? i remember it being mentioned, but is it a dog?

how very funny you ask, lovie! because...someone a while ago asked me about a cd pet and i said, something like of 'maybe, who knows?'

me. ;)

i know.

skdhslkds

and shortly, you all will too, my darlings! for the sake of surprise and spoilers, i was just keeping the identity of the cd pet in the shadows.

which, speaking of shadows, it is the very first time that the citizens of a now very flooded and fucked up blondie's apartment ( minus marj ) arrive in the foyer of the crimson dawn manwhoresion, which again is this MASSIVE very gloomy and ominous sick-torian mansion with lots of cool glass skull door handles, old creaky floors and creepy portraits on the wall -- art of the dearly, or not so dearly, departed...dep(art) if you will -- except the interior has new electrical running through it so that the boys can still make pizza bagels in the air fryer and play legendary smash tournaments on their uber lux, big bucks, emphasis on big 98" flat screen tv...8k, ofc. ;)

anyways, they make it inside with what little luggage/personal shit they could salvage out of the wreckage of their Literal falling apartment, regrettably like half of kyle's really cool clothes are missing...i wonder if someone has things he can borrow...but ANWAYS AGAIN! when they walk in, jersey kyle sets down curb's carrier and suzie on sort of side table and is like 'holy fuck, i do naught like the feel of this place at all. this shit feels like something out of a horror movie, like i swear to gahd if some shit attacks m--"

aND RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT SOMETHING BODY SLAMS KYLE. like this herculean mass of energy, this strong, dark force runs at him at light speed, and is all over him. kyle is freaking the fuck out like oh my god this is actually a horror movie i am going to die, he screaming very girlish screams smh and then right when he thinks this supernatural monster beast from hell is going to gut him, somewhere off to the side, out of sight, the most threatening, frightening, authoritative and booming voice commands...

"sparky, sientate."

...and who is it, ofc...

but raven of crimson freakin' dawn. <3

who rushes over -- also this is irrelevant but i think he is in this sick colorful emo boy sweater and some ripped skinny jeans, you know, whore couture winter addition, he can be modest, you guys! -- and at the sight of him, this very large dog is immediately placated and ravenstan drops the scary dog training voice and is like "helllooo, sweet boy, mwahmwahmwah. besito besito besiiiiitoooo~ <33 :*"

i love ravenstan so bad, he's litrally so cute and an emo disney prince.

so sparky is just licking stan's face and being so sweet and we realize that sparky did not attack jersey to be vicious he just literally upon first glance liked him so much he wanted to say hi ksadhlsakd. amazing. kyle, however, hates most animals and drool and is a cat person and is like wiping his face with a hankerchief like fml.

and after a second, ravenstan rememeber, oh fuck, Kyle!!! so he immediately looks very worried and is like "i am SO sorry, jersey. he is super sweet, he just gets a little excited, y'know? are you--are you hurt at all? </3 here, take my hand, i'll help you up." all wide eyed

and jersey kyle aka crush era jersey my favorite period of time, is just looking up at raven of crimson dawn like he is a beautiful fake blonde eyeliner wearing apple cinnamon scented angel of death and...do yo know how badly kyle wants to take his hand? literally SO BAD. gay! down horrendous!!! but you know, he is a cold unfeeling husk and he does not like raven of crimson dawn! no way! i'm not dropping my mask in front of all these people, i am a loaded gun, i'm a weapon.

so kyle lifts his hand up like he's gonna take raven's hand and then at the last second, flips him off, rolls his eyes and is like "i've got it, ayshole." to which stan is like visibly disappointed for a second before Switching and shrugging doing the raven voice like 'suit yourself. you know, i like a man that's independent and can take care of himself." ;)

smhhhhh stan stop FLIRTING WITH KYLE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE LITERALLY NOT JERSEY TRYING NOT TO BLUSH LIKE!!! FOULLL!!

so important side note is that sparky is wearing...a pink bandana, ofc. which ofc, also means that he came from big gay al's animal rescue where curb also came from. and...sigh...so this is a small continuity error because i had al pretend not to know who the three people who paid blondie's rent were, but really all he said was that they didn't leave their names and ravenstan's voice sounded like heaven, which doesn't imply he....Doesn't know who he is.

and idk, was perhaps just keeping a secret for him...because raven actually does a fuck ton of volunteer work over there! hot boy shit! he is ofc, dressed like busted ass stan, but alas still v beautiful indeed. i think as a toolshed reference maybe spark got struck or nearly struck by lightning, he also has all that energy haha. stan basically foster failed him and he is ravenstan's emotional support dog and cd house pet, we love you sparky. that also means...drum roll pleaaaasee...

ravenstan knows curb! which is why curb got extremely excited to see him because ravenstan used to take care of him when he was in the animal santuary and stuff. so he quite literally heard stan's voice and was like!!!! aaaa!!! i missed you!!!! so cute omg reunited.

but yeah, they talk about that for a little...small world you know even for a big celebrity...kyle has sort of cute down horrendous gay daydream-y thoughts about how often stan must have come and go unbeknownst to all of them

( which he thinks is impossible because raven of crimson dawn's outfits are so shiny and tiny and scandalous that he has no idea how he could walk down the street without being noticed...but then, he's never actually seen stan look Normal and also...yeah kyle i bet you would be able to spot ravenstan a mile away and not be able to look away you gay ass bitch Stand Up!!!! )

and how cute he probably looks feeding all the lil critters in the pink shirt and like introducing little kids to them...also whether or not he rolls his sleeves up and how good his arms look...GO TO JAAAAAAIL.

but yeah! sparky! <3333 in my unpublished first draft boards i actually made a little section just for sparky.

final note: curb and sparky do hate eachother. they have shelter beef.

enemies to lovers, anyone?

-uncle nina, instigator of drama

[i-dont-know-how-this-site-works]

You have heard of the gazebo divorce,

you have heard of the beach divorce,

you have heard of the hospital divorce,

you have heard of the supermarket divorce,

not get ready for:

a friend of a friend's garage divorce

[i-love-def-leppard]

um so i may have just drained all of the money in my bank account but it’s whatever…BECAUSE BABY WE ARE MEETING THE BOYS AGAIN🤭🤪

[bethannangel]

Kristen Bell’s character said “why do I have have to pick all the presents? Because I’m the girl?” I felt that way too much