#AAAAAAAAAAAA LETS GO

[royalarchivist]

A Code Monster just appeared moments ago at the prison, lassoed Arin (Luzu) and flew away with him.

He was able to throw his TNT to the other prisoners, and was kicked with this message:

Has sido echado de QSMP: Te tengo You have been kicked from the QSMP: I have you.

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

THE SITE IS UP, EVERYBODY BRACE-

[carrion-art]

Everybody wants Fox's Noods

[nolan-chance]

Commissioned @woofyway this sweet sweet DiamondChance 🥹💕 Every time I look at it makes me smile like dumb ✨

[imtoolazytoo]

So I finished Malevolent episode 12! And I got thoughts!

Spoilers under the little photo cause I… still can’t figure out how to make read more/keep reading links on tumblr mobile :,)

(Heheh I doodled them last night)

Jaune… John… God dammit

I had a feeling John might be The King In Yellow, but I didn’t wanna believe it! But he has humanity now. And… He doesn’t want to kill Arthur. He care him. I don’t care if it’s not canon I say homosexual activities are at play.

Arthur is really doing the Jonathan Sims speedrun any percent. (TMA S1 spoilers here!) I don’t know what’s worse: Being buried into by thousands of tiny worms or having a giant larvae (???) cling onto your stomach and suck the blood out of it! Either way: EEEEWWW

HE CARE HIM

The sounds of Arthur’s happiness and lil chuckles are giving me life

Happiness is stored in the Orthor

The implication that The King can’t fully take over Arthur’s mind not just because of John’s humanity, but because of the memory that Arthur has of his daughter… do not talk to me for 3 to 5 business days

WHAT HAPPENED TO HER, MAN?!?

Love how not listening to John about the lamp immediately screwed Arthur over. Listen to your husband more often, Arthur. Kiss his hand maybe why don’t you do that huh I’d say that’s a good apology oh my god I love them

My screams at Arthur have gone from screams of pure frustration to screams of pure frustration AND concern! Character growth!!! Good for you Arthur!

Oh yeah Kellin’s here. Hi Kellin :D

Fuck I hope I can finish writing this before I get to the bus stop

The dreamlands! WHOOHOO! But also! Oh no!

I didn’t think we’d get answers for what bound John and Arthur in the first season, but I’m not complaining!

…I’m sorry to give some of you older fans a heart attack… But in terms of homestuck classpecting I think John would be a Prince of Void. I’m so sorry.

JOHN. CARE. HIM!

So. That’s most of my thoughts. I LOOOOOVED THIS PODCAST!!! I never thought I’d be able to find anything that recreated what TMA meant to me, and while I still think that… DAMN, THIS IS CLOSE!!! And it’s its own little experience to seperate the two and make this so amazing and RAH RAH RAH I LOVE THIS I LOVE YOU MALEVOLENT HARLAN GUTHRIE I APPLAUD YOU!!!

But I do have one big thought in my head. I’m assuming the goal of season 2 will be to kill or just defeat The King In Yellow in order to keep Arthur’s body safe and escape the Dreamlands. But here’s the thing. If John is a part of The King’s soul… wouldn’t killing The King kill John as well? What if we get given the choice of killing The King or sparing him to save John, and Arthur chooses mercy? Because as much as he wants his body back, he doesn’t want to lose John??? I WOULD SCREAM!

And I swear to The King himself if I get reblogs like “You sweet Summer child” “No one tell her” “Oh you poor soul” like I did on my Faroe post I will throw kitchen appliances out of windows

That’s not a metaphor I just think breaking wooden spoons would do the least financial damage to me

[norollsbarred]

New ttrpg channel coming soon!!!!!!!

(I can only hope this image conveys the violence of my excitement)

[caprisun-wizard]

they shut down the fucking highway with all of us chuckle fucks on it i hate texas so goddamn much

i have been sitting in this exact spot for 15 fucking minutes with not a one car moving an inch killing and stabbing and killing ect.

[pmni]

y'know   ...   pom's   arrival   coinciding   w   kaufmo's   abstraction   makes   me   wonder   if   her   being   a   jester   was   really   a   coincidence   ...

[zhxngii]

all the men i like atp are either old (welt,zhongli,jing yuan) tired/overworked (choso?,higuruma,nanami,also jing yuan lmao) or a scholar of some sort (ratio,haitham.)

idk where diluc and wrio fits.. simon or konig either.

[brightmoontrigon]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaa aaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaa

[lapis-maid]

lysithea my darling (Jan. 1st, 2023)

full res

[aaaaaaaaaaaa-hey-its-jude-or-bee]

Does everyone like the pizza I made?? I need to know because I was trying to message other family and they told me to shut the fuck up because they're trying to find my cousins cat

I added sauce from other can and then I added hamburger to it and I cut up other meat and cooked it and then added it to the pizza, we don't have butter so I put olive oil on the sides and then put herbs on the pizza and crust and then added salt on the crusts and when it's done baking I'll add the rest of the parmesan to the crust to make it look better, but I'm really proud of this.

This is it, but I put it back in the oven for another 15 minutes to go, so we will see how it turns out.

[13kikii]

I FUCKING MISS MY HUSBAND

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THAT FUCKING PLANE BETTER ARRIVE MULTIPLE HOURS EARLY

(yes this is abt @bl00dy-v4mp1re-d1ck )

(as if that wasnt obvious already)

[kindnessoverperfection]

you know when you're at that point with your mental health where you're just like. yes. yes i know these symptoms are due to trauma. yes i know i have a tragic backstory. now can we move ON

[strangedisciple]

oh my god they're going to make me stay till 5 aren't they

[girlwiththegreenhat]

you ever hate on something you've never played/watched/read for what are still moderately good reasons given the circumstances, and then decide to go and play/watch/read the thing just to be fair. just to give it a chance

and then you were not only Right but its Worse Somehow and you're actually just more pissed off now