#AJSJJS this is so cringe

[ofallthingsnasty]

This is kind of a weird question but do you guys have weird slang nicknames in German? Like how in English we call people girlypop and pookie now

Haha, not weird at all!! The one I remember from my teen years is 'Dicker' -- the other day I heard some 9yos calling each other that and it made me laugh so hard ajsjjs. If you're 'dick' with someone that's means you're close so 'Dicker' is like... male bestie. But I used it for everyone, as many teens did/do.

It really depends on the person, some people use those typical nicknames like 'Schatz/Schatzi/Herz(chen)' for each other (as friends), while I am one of these terrible, cringe people who takes people's names and forms neologisms out of them, it's kinda a meme of it's own 😭 i.e. Clärchenbärchen was my go-to nickname for my bestie in High School 🙈 (= little Clara bear). Shit like that gets made fun of online so hard lmao

[chuwuyaswaifu]

First kiss scenario with Dazai x reader!who hasn't had their first kiss yet <3

AJSJJS honestly I wrote this for practice and wasnt going to actually post it but uhhhhh here u go i guess :D

He knew you were kind of innocent and oblivious

and honestly, he liked that about you

being able to constantly tease you and get little reactions out of you

just thinking about doing anything more than hugging him or kissing him on the cheek made you flustered and nervous enough to mess up your words and trip over your feet

ofcourse, he knows that from experience

He did try to kiss you once, just that one time, he thought he'd give it a shot

And you didn't even realise what he was trying to do just until he was so close that you could feel his hot breath on your face

before he could close in and kiss your lips, your knees gave out and you landed right on your butt

poor you :( and poor Dazai :')

since then, he had almost given up on trying to get you to kiss him

maybe he'd like to try it just one more time?

that couldn't possibly hurt right?

wrong, it did hurt, horribly infact.

you accidentally (or maybe intentionally) looked up too fast and hit ur head right on his chin

say thanks to the height difference :D

he bit his tongue during that moment and wasn't able to use his mouth properly for the day.

Honestly, you felt really bad, you didn't want Dazai to hold back and have to wait for you always

Maybe that's why you ended up going to his house in the middle of the night

He was utterly shocked at your arrival, it looked like he was just about to go to bed soon (honestly, he should stop sleeping so late, then maybe he'd get to work on time)

That itself made you nervous enough to want to leave at that moment, but you had a mission, and you weren't going to leave without accomplishing it.

"dazai-san, can I come in?" you nervously played with your hair while waiting for Dazai to snap out of it

it didn't take long before he regained his composure and started acting like nothing was wrong and his happy go lucky self invited you into his with a "ah y/n wasn't expecting you right now"

you walked in, and said it.

"what"

"I asked if I could borrow a pair of clothes"

"no- no before that"

"I want to stay the night"

yep, this was probably a dream or he was just hallucinating after eating a bunch of poisonous mushrooms

but he hadn't eaten anything since he came home

"Dazai-san?"

oh maybe he was hallucinating because he hadn't eaten anything.

you sighed, and looked him in the eyes

"I'm real, you're not dreaming, you're not hallucinating"

After realising you were indeed real and not a hallucination, he honestly didn't know what to do, he couldn't just send you home, it was wayy too late for you to go home alone, or he could sleep on the couch.

After borrowing a pair of his pajamas, which were too big for you, you got into his bed and made yourself comfy

Honestly, you looked wayyy too cute to him, he just wanted to cuddle you and smother you with kisses

"what is it?"

"no- like, Its just, I can't believe you're actually wearing my clothes"

"GOD, dazai-san, you always make me blush so damn much"

Oh god honestly he thought you were so fucking cute

"well, goodnight I guess"

"where are you going?"

"to the couch obviously, unless- you want me to stay that is"

before he knew it, you pulled him into the bed

"I want you to stay"

aah this wasn't good for your heart

"goodness y/n, you're going to be the death of me, not that that's a bad thing"

he slid into the bed, right next to you, you could feel his hot breath on your neck as he wrapped his arms around your waist, tucking you into himself while tangling your legs together with each others

when did it suddenly get so hot? did idiot dazai forget to turn on the air conditioner again?

"y/n, yk I love you right"

"..yes"

"and that I'd die for you"

"you'd die for fun dazai-san, so it doesn't really make me feel that special"

god he loved you and your sarcastic remarks

you could feel your ear tingling as he sighed deeply into it

"y/n, can I kiss you?"

he awkwardly shifted trying to adjust as you turned around to face him, your faces inches apart, his gaze going from your lips to your neck and to ceiling fan which he was finding fascinating to look at.

".. yes"

his gaze instantly met your eyes with delight, his hand moving to tuck your hair behind your ear, cupping your face he brought it closer and closer to his own

"are you sure about this?" he asked while licking his lips

"yes, I want to, I love you too dazai" you replied as you gently pressed your lips together with his briefly and pulled away

you didn't have time to compose yourself before he dived right back in, kissing you senseless, gasping as you both pulled away after what seemed an eternity. his arms wrapped around your body once more,

"I love you y/n" he kissed your nose

ugh this was so bad for your heart, you wanted to scream and shout

but instead ended up burying your head in his chest and whispering a soft goodnight instead :)