it’s so jarring to see and hear americans like. i thought you guys were just in the movies wtf are you doing at the grocery store
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Shows/Movies Remedy and Annapurna should make:
Full length Yötön Yö movie
Threshold Kids miniseries but with bigger puppets (similar to Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared)
Workplace mockumentary set in the FBC
Musical documentary about Poets of the Fall and Old Gods of Asgard
An actual Night Springs tv series
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i've seen figure skater sanji and hockey player zoro before. idk if its been explored but i'd love to put it out there:
hockey player sanji (specifically goalie bc he desperately wants to avoid being checked) and then pairs skater zoro.
pairs skater zoro's long time partner has been nami. though many people ship them together a Lot, they just know each other super well. Well enough to try dating and both of them realized they don't swing that way. in fact, it makes them a really good team. they fought long and hard to claim top spots in competitions because they portray a chemistry that's separate from the rest. plus zoro can carry nami like she weighs fucking nothing. so their lifts are so much more dynamic. they even have a whole next to impossible combination that they're trying to get the ISU to name after them officially.
sanji plays for the East Blue Straw Hats in the Grand Line Hockey League – a formidable rookie group that took down lots of big names in the preseason. they want to make it all the way to the postseason playoff finals but always seem to fall short. but theyre so determined. they reignited a lot of old sparks that were no longer there for old fans and brought in new and curious fans. sanji is the starter goalie and a damn good one at that. it makes sense bc goalies are often doing splits on the ice just to make a save. he's perfected the technique that utilizes just his legs to make saves that make the crowd go fuckin insane.
we have the usual "i booked the rink to practice before you did" trope but a little more spice. in actuality, sanji loves watching pairs skating competitions. his favorite pair rn is franky and robin (mostly for robin). and he adamantly does not want to admit to anyone that he watches zoro and nami's routines much more frequently. (and if anyone asks, he always says its bc of nami. its never just bc of nami.) and zoro's besties with luffy so he always watches their matches even if he barely understands the rules. and he definitely does not stare at a certain blond starter goalie most of the match thats fucking ridiculous
one day zoro and sanji are invited to do one of those comparison videos between hockey players and figure skaters. both get to laugh at the other even Attempting to do their sport. zoro frankly looks ridiculous in all of sanji's usual goalie get-up. and sanji couldn't land an euler to save his life. the video producer suggests they try a simple pairs skating routine. sanji is like "oh i couldn't do that–hEY WHAT THE FUCK MOSSHEAD PUT ME DOWN" because zoro lifted sanji and had him sat on his shoulder like it was normal.
zoro smirks, "you might be lighter than nami, actually. wanna be my new partner?"
sanji knees him in the stomach before skating away while blushing so hard he could melt the ice beneath him.
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OKAY LAST LOUIS POST FOR TONIGHT I PROMISE (PROBABLY) (I MIGHT BE LYING)
I keep thinking about how cute Louis is in the TRGB episode with his nephew, and how the two of us would probably babysit for him SO often, to the point where he starts to see us more as parental figures than his own parents since they hardly pay any attention to him. but I'm ALSO thinking about how Lawrence probably wouldn't like me at first and would lash out when Louis starts seeing me, bc he's so used to people not paying attention to him and he thinks I'm gonna steal all of Louis' time and attention away 😭😭😭
(this ofc is resolved as he slowly realizes "OHHH this means I'm getting attention from TWO PEOPLE??" and that I care about him :'))
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Having my first crush(es) after 6 years is so embarrassing.
My brain is still on kindergarten to 5th-grade behavior when it comes to crushes.
Oh they have a peanut allergy? No, no, WE have a peanut allergy now (although I seem to be brave or stupid because I'm eating a granola bar with peanuts in it right now but I'm so much more aware of peanuts now. I thought peanut allergies were made up by schools /j)
Sentences? What are proper sentences? No, I now only know stutters and jumbles and weird pitches and I will confuse you (my friend finds it adorable that I mess my words up and refuses to stop teasing me about it)
Hi yeah no i definitely called you by accident haha yeah sorry by the way what's your favorite color? I'm at the store, would you like any candy? This tiny pebble made me think of you. I saw a bug and named it after you. You're my favorite topic of conversation. Please let me get to know more about you. We should hang out during study hall. Can I braid your hair? I want to hold your hands but mine are cold so can I hold onto your sleeve instead? Want to see me do a cartwheel?
Darlings I am in despair
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