*stumbles out of my notes app covered in blood* hi
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shiro’s just relieved he got to be batman 🦇
silly broganes halloween costume headcanons for keither’s bday! happy birthday keith i LOVE YOUUU
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god forbid women do anything
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i need harvey to tear my spine out and straighten it out against the corner of a vending machine like you’d do to a wrinkled dollar
thank u kind doctor. my scoliosis is cured
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said “she’s giving daphne” last night while my boyfriend was playing the re4 remake and it would not leave my mind actually
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I think I'm in love with you.
You mean as friends?
No... I mean for real. 'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know...
I try really hard, actually.
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today my professor asked if anyone knew the effects of scurvy and no one knew. I replied 'your teeth fall out' and she said I was correct.
I only knew that information because of ofmd im crying
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WHY did no one tell me about Farscape before. It's Australian. It's a Jim Henson production. It's the cheesiest of sci-fi's. The aliens look cool as fuck. It's got Claudia Black. They put things in that all-American-boy's ass. Truly top-tier television
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ok since there isn't that much time until christmas howeverrr i wanted to join in on this so if this gets:
300 notes by jan 31st i will finish plotting a story about these silly gay characters in a band that came to me in a dream
1,000 notes by jan 31st i will have a first draft of that story
1,500+ notes by jan 31st i will have edited and revised majority of that story
by the end of 2024!!
good luck i bet you cant do thisss hahaha
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hi everyone i am not dead just lacking stardew content. uni kicking my ass. if anyone would like to murder my painting professor i’d like that
also i adopted a cat. her name is umbreon. she is a spoiled brat and i love her
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