#AND THANK U WAHAHA

[scaralvr]

HAPPY LATE BDAY TO SCARA!!

love the new jeans theme!!!!

-emo kins non

YAYAYA MY BABY'S PROBABLY 5000+ YEARS OLD BUT I STILL LOVE HIM

[bignasty001]

finally got angel fangs! im so happy!

my mouth tastes so fucking bad kill me

[t4tbedehopmar]

everyone who talks to me becomes a bedehop shipper btw

[antisatiric]

wahaha it would be sooooo crazy if you plotted a ship with me

[bitbrumal]

                                                                   QUESTION @galactia​    ↤    always accepting    ::     RANDOM     ↩

The former Archon of Liyue was no particular stranger to the lands of freedom, but his appearance there was infrequent, at best. At least, until a certain Cavalry Captain returned to his position at the Ordo and some two weeks later, an amber eyed stranger roamed the streets. He created a murmur of attention where he stepped - a well-spoken foreigner who stopped to take tea at the Angel's Share, and by evening was at the step of the Ordo, to meet a certain Captain. "My Captain." He breathed in a low kind of murmur, and reached for Kaeya's hand to bring it to his lips and kiss his knuckles. His smile - slight, private, below eyes that never seemed to cease the simmer of their glow - was all affection and ancient attention. "Are you well?"

KAEYA  contrary to popular belief, the third in command to the ordo favonius does not know everything. especially on those few days that keep him locked indoors nursing a faint headache - tending to paperwork instead of people to recharge an already limited social battery.       frankly, if mondt should fall just because he breathed for once then it can damn well fall.

        & so he’s heard none of the well-earned gossip... the day ends as any would: with a headache successfully eased into the background of thought & he exhausted instead by boredom.

through the ordo’s front doors & down its few stairs with mostly paperwork’s drudgery on the mind: one step, two / weight drops comfortably into each brief instance of being carried by gravity.       the complete lack of discomfort that fails to alert him to another’s company - is only the second of tells. the first is what drew kaeya close enough for that to startle.

                   his eye widens / the black of a pupil contracts                    & all his being blooms open                    into the warm darkness of this particular presence.

“zhongli...” the world’s weight falls with selfish greed from his shoulders. it imagines itself carried elsewhere. ( it doesn’t work like that & yet it is the way it clicks into thoughts to unlock them- let their stress bleed out. ) no stronger shoulders than a mountainous god. selfish, selfish...              embarrassing as fuck to be smiling already.      —for rose to dust faintly across the bridge of his nose when zhongli kisses his knuckles like they are his to kiss if kaeya wills it; & he does, of course. —to be speechless. ( my captain?? oh. ohh... agh, fuck. will have to have a chat with him about giving kaeya random hard-ons in front of his subordinates. )

when he does recall how to speak without spluttering out some hysterical bit of hunger, kaeya easily sidesteps the... unfortunately personal question.      “what a wonderful surprise.” the knights guarding the entrance become an acute invasion.      “and so timely,” purred. he’s half frozen between giving in & showing everyone alongside zhongli how pleased he is - or keeping this delectable thing private from a world that could taint it. too late too late too late. why right at the entrance? for fuck’s sake, you old lizard. “i was just thinking i should show you around.” my place, that is. kaeya is just as guilty.            surely he’s accustomed with mondt itself... mmm, well- then there’s no reason, none at all, to let the god stray another pace from kaeya’s most personal territory. if preventable.

the thought of him in there is abruptly good. despite huffman & visser having grown ears the size of cauliflowers, a smile blooms across his face bright & eager. how unlikely! & how impossible for his presence to be as all-encompassing as it had been within the borders of liyue... still it dismantles the sense of threat that would dampen sincerity.

         “come.” & though he links his elbow with the archon’s it is he who starts off, eager in his haste not just to get away from their impromptu audience but to— “i hope the journey here was alright. i know a spot where you can rest up with a... passable? cup of tea,-” my place my place my place—curled up together on the floor around a hot tea pot hand in hand like the whores they are. “good food, too.”                 i’ll cook for you. the scent of spices already coats the back of his mouth, more real than the cobblestone underfoot ( less so than the weight of a god at his elbow ). dry heat & citrus’ cool tang - the way they will get to cram together inside his 1 by 2 square meter kitchenette- hehe. a dimpled, cheeky grin accentuates the mental & external babble: “cosy bed.” it’s kind of shit, really, but the blankets make up for it & there’d be nothing better than getting to cosy up to zhongli’s steady hands for the night or even just the evening.           fuck, a catnap together sounds-

          —his shitty, draughty, mildly disgusting apartment that would likely be too chilly for one based out of liyue & is certainly too small for someone visiting mondtstad for who knows what.

kaeya’s gait falters.

ooookay. change of plans. ( what the fuck. how had this tidbit failed to rattle around his- truth be told, it isn’t discomfort at the state of it that keeps him from letting friends people into the apartment. it’s the discomfort with anyone in there- but, uhh. yeah, not walking zhongli into-           uhm. okay.     well—                       ...alright then. )

———thankfully the quarters reserved for foreign dignitaries are off in the same initial direction. “it’s comfortable.” he concedes & tucks a little closer. the pace is tempered. it no longer attempts to drag one of them along- he’ll pretend not to know that the hunger always keeping him lean is being fed with every moment of closeness.       at least this way zhongli will have privacy of his own, should he want it. yes. this is better. possibly exactly what he’d shown up at headquarters for anyway, uhh. is he here in any official capacity?? was he there to meet someone else? the faint burn of shame creeps up his throat. the oopsies just keep coming... it’s what he gets for being hasty.

once they’ve rounded a corner a set of internal rules allows for this: a little lean & nuzzle, feeling the strong ridge of zhongli’s jaw with the brittler one of his nose. his eye has slipped shut. he’s willing to test whether he’ll be lead away from any mysterious potholes &, well, fuck he’s missed the way he smells.             “i’m glad you came to see me.” a murmur that drops low enough to stay private. with a last savouring breath, kaeya leans back into his own feet & smiles something wan that checks the street corners more than zhongli’s eyes. “what brings you here?        “apologies if you’ve already acquired accommodations. i got a little...” aww... booh. “excited.”

[sofs16]

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pairing lando norris x reader

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⤷ yn actually, you get bullied if u say this is orange. apparently it’s papaya

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⤷ landonorris what i think everytime i see you

⤷ user15 DAMNN LANDO HAS RIZZ

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[wabatle]

Heya heya! Anon who's the one who recently requested "Niigo finding out they aren't your first kiss" here, making another req because your writing is so auaehahueauwqageauwuwua278751!!73%#^@%3(I mean this in a positive way wahaha) And I'll be requesting for... Niigo again- So here; The reader just basically does a sudden "kabedon" to the specific Niigo member, like that specific char could just be walking into the reader's room and then WHAM suddenly pinned them on the wall and saying some flirty stuff(treat me like white tee rizz) Then after for a few seconds the reader just backs away and goes "So! How was your day?<3" as if nothing happened Also, maybe you should start expecting a mentally ill anon(me) that greets in "Heya heya" and would often request for Niigo members.... Idk if that should be considered a bad thing or a good thing... I just love your writing so much ragahgagha

☆~N25 when their s/o pins them against the wall

(wa)batle nonsense:

You gave me the idea and I guess this is a good time to say I'm gonna make anon slots so all of y'all anons can start signing your asks with whatever name you choose

warnings: yk, pinning someone against the wall, but other than that, none

☆~Kanade Yoisaki

“Please, come in.” Kanade greeted, opening the door for you.

“Thank you.” You replied, letting her shut the door behind you.

“Now, I wanted to ask—” She was cut off by seeing your hand slam against the wall slightly above her head.

“You're so cute, K.” You told her, kissing her forehead. “I hope you know, Kanade, your eyes are beyond beautiful.”

Kanade’s face turned bright red and she avoided eye contact.

You kissed her forehead again. “Hmm…” You muttered.

Then, you let go and she breathed a loud sigh of relief, putting her hand on her chest.

“So, how's your day been?” You said sweetly, ignoring the fact you just pinned her against the wall.

She smiled softly. “It's better now that you're here.” She kissed your cheek.

☆~Mafuyu Asahina

“Thank you for inviting me over, (name).” Mafuyu said as you welcomed her into your house.

“No, thank you for coming!” You replied, gently patting her back.

She nodded, and walked into your room. Then, she next found her wrists pinned against the wall, and you being the culprit of who’s pinning them.

“What are you doing?” She asked.

You moved your face closer to hers. “You’re so beautiful. I must be dreaming.”

Her face slightly flushed.

“You really are stunning, Yuki.” You whispered in her ear, before letting go of her and flopping onto your bed.

“What was that…?” She whispered to herself.

You patted the spot on the bed next to you. “Come sit! Tell me about your day!” You said with enthusiasm.

My heart is pounding… She thought as she sat down next to you.

☆~Ena Shinonome

“You finally made it!” Ena greeted you happily as she opened the door for you.

“Yep, I’m here!~” You said, setting a bag down on the table.

“What’s in the bag?” She asked.

“Oh, I grabbed some pancakes while I was on my way!” You said, as Ena ran and jumped into your arms.

“Really? Thanks, babe! I love you so so much!” Ena exclaimed.

Then, you slapped your hand on the wall over her head.

“Wh-whoa! Uh, (name)..? What are you doing?”

“Ena… Your hair is really pretty, and your face is cute. Not to mention your lips. I would love to kiss them.”

At this point, her face is bright red and she’s too flustered to even talk.

“Uh… U-uh…” She mumbles. 

You flipped up her bangs and kissed her forehead.

“I love you, Ena.” You let go of the wall and walked over to the table the bag of pancakes was sitting on. “Now come on, let’s dig in!”

Ena walked over to you, her face still red. “Come on, we’re just gonna forget about what just happened?!”

Rrr… (Name) can be such an idiot sometimes… Ena thought. But, I think I might’ve just fallen in love with them more…

☆~Mizuki Akiyama

“Hey (name)!” Mizuki said as you let them into your house.

“Hey! You can head straight to my room, I’ll be right behind you.” You smiled, and they started walking towards your room. As soon as they turned around, they felt your hands squeeze their wrists against the wall.

“Uh, babe? What’re you doing?” They asked, their face turning slightly red.

“Y’know, Mizuki…” You moved your face closer to theirs, causing their blush to deepen. “You’re really cute. Your face, your clothes… everything about you is cute.” You let go of them and sat down on your bed.

Mizuki fidgeted with their fingers, and then sat down next to you.

“Um… I really love you, (name).” They said. “Did you really mean what you said? About me being cute?”

“Of course I did!” You smiled brightly. “You’re the cutest person I know!”

“Darn right! I’m the most adorable thing the world has ever seen!” They said back happily.

That scared me… But I really love my partner, hehe. Mizuki thought to themself as they leaned onto your shoulder.

[moonandsunwoo]

tbz reaction to you still sleeping with a teddy bear

# — pairing: bf!tbz x reader

# — genre: fluff

# — warnings: none

→ this was requested. i hope you like this and it was somewhat like you hoped~

🧸 | sangyeon

he just finds it endearing, plain and simple. wouldn’t make a big deal out of it bc why would he, it’s just a plushie! and if you like to keep it around then you shall! he’s easy like that.

🧸 | jacob

would ask for its name and then give it a soft pat before going on about his day. he’d make sure you wouldn’t forget to pack it from that moment on and always double check the floor to see if it didn’t accidentally fall in your sleep.

🧸 | younghoon

his new fave thing is immediately to hold you whilst you’re holding the teddy. probably has a picture of you holding it set as his wallpaper (with your consent ofc). he just thinks it’s so cute and so soft and very much like how he perceives you

🧸 | juyeon

juyeon! would! ask! you! about! them! he wants to know if it/they (if you have more than one) have names, where you got them from, why they are so important to you ect. he would also like to contribute to the expansion of your collection if he may…👉👈

🧸 | hyunjae

he was the one who gave you the plush in question so 🤨 u better sleep with it. but don’t forget to hold him too once in a while, bestie we know he’s a soft boy

🧸 | changmin

“So THEY can stay but my chUCKY-“ prepare to argue with him about this. he demands equal rights for his horrid doll and your cutie everything else is blaspHEMY- (he’s totally cool with it, would probably get your teddy and Chucky matching outfits WAHAHA)

🧸 | chanhee

never mentioned anything to you about it. he saw it one evening and then that was it. or you thought. guesss who put the silky bowtie on it (Chanel ofc🙄) or the pearls or the hello kitty addition- yes so he was that.

🧸 | kevin

the man with the army of plushies would just love it. you can put it to his soft friends when you’re out too! for safekeeping yes. you both just have communal mountain of plushies nearly placed on the bed 💗

🧸 | haknyeon

he: 🧐🧐 I tHouGht yOu liKe hOldiNg mE- he’s absolutely joking but he’s also haknyeon so he will also be stupid about it. it’s his duty as a bf oki thanks.

🧸 | sunwoo

tease. you should smack him with a pillow perhaps. (guess who resorts to holding the plush when you’re gone hmmm ew he’s a simp for u bestie there’s no cure)

🧸 | eric

“is that yours? can I touch it?” he’s careful around it bc it must mean something to you if you have it with you when asleep! and he pats the teddy’s head when he leaves the room, every time. but shhhh that’s a secret

© moonandsunwoo

[5-lover]

Wahoo hello! I’m @thelightofmylife n my main blog starts with “qui—“ (not outing it for my own reasons lolol) but I spam liked your entire blog because I think it’s so cute and I love your energy ;u; I decided to follow

Are you cool w me word dumping about my new partner 😭 I’m just vibrating bc I like your energy and now wanna talk abt f/os w u but also respect ur space / if ur anxious ..!! (*'▽'*)

hello my friend @thelightofmylife ! thank you very much for all the love, it was very amusing seeing it appear over and over during my time playing mobile games ヽ༼ ் ▽ ் ༽╯!!

thank you dearly ! i’m glad i give off a good vibe & that my blog is cute ᕙ( * •̀ ᗜ •́ * )ᕗ i am simply an adult with too much time wahahah

i am definitely cool with that ! feel free to “overexplain” anything and whatnot, i would love to hear every little detail ! i am unsure if you want to do so in dms or asks but i am much better at answering asks because my anxiousness really does show in private messaging wahaha;; hope you understand !! 💜

thank you again ! take care, much love my friend !

[polyphonical]

Red Hot Island - Chapter 6

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Location: Aquaria Park (Slides)

Chiaki: Swim, swim ♪ Just as I thought, swimming around in a big place like this feels really good huh. I’m starting to understand why Kanata likes to “puka puka” so much. Well, I can’t understand wanting to drag people into fountains or ponds, though…

Kaoru: Moricchi~. It’s about time for lunch, so we were thinking about getting something to eat.

Chiaki: Oh! Sounds good~ I was just starting to feel hungry.

Hm? I don’t see Tsukinaga around anywhereーー

Chiaki: GABOGOBABO??

Kaoru: Uwah!? Moricchi suddenly sank!? Wait, what’s happening!?

Chiaki: Cough! GAH…!? S-Something’s pulling my leg!?

Leo: I’m a kappa [1] ~ Bow down to your knees and worship me~ Kappappappa☆

Kaoru: Oh. Tsukinaga-kun is the one pulling at Moricchi’s leg, right? You shouldn’t do that, y’know. That kind of prank is dangerous~.

Leo: Wahaha ☆ Sorry sorry!

―― Hm? Ah, Tenshi’s not paying attention right now.

Perfect… This Lord Kappa just found his next prey. Diving in… Getting close…

Kaoru: Sigh… He didn’t listen to a thing I said…

Chiaki: What’s up with his image of a kappa? Kappas don’t give off the air of demon king, right?

Eichi: ……

Leo: (And now, to pull on his leg, and scare him~…)

(GAAH!?)

Eichi: ……♪

Leo: Cough, Gah…! W-Water got into my nose! Owww that hurts! Uuu, it burns!

Can you see behind you or something!? Stupid! Idiot! You’re a dummy~!

Eichi: Ah. Tsukinaga-kun, were you always there? My, since you were underwater, I didn’t see you there. Sorry for not noticing you ♪

Leo: You definitely knew I was there! You have the face of an angel, but the personality of a devil!

Chiaki: Ahaha…… It seems like Tenshouin was two steps ahead of him…

Kaoru: Come on guys. Let’s go get food already. It’s lunchtime, so it’s gonna be harder to find seats right now. We also have to attend the event in the afternoon, right?

Chiaki: Oh, that’s right! Let’s go, let’s go!

Chiaki: Thanks for waiting! I bought four Yakisoba [2], two big sausages [2], and two shaved ice [2].

Eichi: I was wondering how we were going to have lunch if we were at the pool... So this is how you get food and drinks here.

Leo: Finally~! Thanks, I was starving!

Kaoru: Thanks for getting it for us, both of you. Thankfully, Tsukinaga-kun and I were able to grab a seat for us.

Leo: Thank you for the food~ ☆

Eichi: Thank you for the food. Munch munch… gulp ♪

Wow~. I was surprised because the color of the yakisoba was so dark. It tastes better than I expected…

Chiaki: Hm? But it’s always that dark, isn’t it? Cuz the sauce is so seasoned.

Eichi: Eh…?

Chiaki: Ehhh?

Kaoru: Ah… Tenshouin-kun might be more used to the Chinese version of Yakisoba, I think? The sauce is more lightly seasoned over there, so the color is a bit different. The one we know is more of a B-class gourmet type [3].

Chiaki: I see… I didn’t even know yakisoba was called B-class gourmet in the first place!

Eichi: B-class gourmet huh… It’s true that I’ve heard of it, but I never had it before.

Leo: Seriously!? That’s such a waste! That’s where all the really good food is! You’re basically missing out on a third of your life!

Chiaki: Ahaha. You could say. It’s true that the food is really good though!

Maybe it’s because I’m just hungry after swimming, but why does food taste so much better when you eat it from outside?

Kaoru: It does it does! Like, when I get food from trucks around parking lots or on the beach, it always tastes so delicious!

Chiaki: And I always end up wanting to buy everything I see! There was a long line at the concession stand earlier, and all the different foods everyone in line got looked super good!

Leo: Ughh! Can you guys stop talking about food!? I just ate, and you’re making me super hungry again! I wanna get more!

Kaoru: Ehh?? Already? You want to wait in that long line again―― Aaand, he’s gone.

Chiaki: Well, speaking of long lines… I wanted to ask you something, Tenshouin.

Eichi: Mm? What is it?

Chiaki: Earlier, you told us that Aquaria Park wasn’t performing well. That’s why you wanted us to monitor it and offer our honest opinions, right?

Eichi: …… Ah, yes. What about it?

Chiaki: Well, looking around right now, Aquaria Park seems to have a lot of visitors though? Is it really not doing well?

Eichi: ……

It’s not. It costs a lot more to maintain a facility like this than you think, Chiaki.

Chiaki: Ah, really? Well, I guess you would know. I don’t know about management or business performance or anything.

Eichi: Yes. It’s not something you need to worry about.

Well, the event is about to start soon.

We were split into teams. It seems you and I are on the same team, Chiaki, so you should keep that in mind.

Chiaki: Ah! That’s true! Alright, we both definitely have to be the first to get the treasure!

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Kappa meaning that I'm just gonna copy and paste. It's basically a myth. Kappa (Japanese: 河童 or かっぱ, meaning "River child") are aquatic reptilian humanoids who inhabit the rivers and streams found all over Japan. Clumsy on land, they are at home in the water, where they thrive during the warm months. They are excellent swimmers, and despite their small size they are physically stronger than a grown man.

Links to the food in case you don't know what they are yaaay !! The sausages, shaved ice, and here's the yakisoba. I think the food that Eichi is used to miiight be chow mein ? I'm def not 100% sure on this so let me know if I'm wrong cuz I'll update it !!!

B-class gourmet is another name for street food ! Usually found in like street vendors or casual restraunts. A-class gourmet is like fine dining !!

[kaveuh]

HI EI how ru? i got this idea and I wld like to request it

Hm so imagine this scenario with like ok so like yk how there bias which is ur fav person in a unit.

So basically reader supports switch as a whole but their bias is Sora and Natsume rlly like them romantically so he gets rlly frustrated whenever you show up in Sora themed merch

It’s just a little idea so if u don’t get want to write it it’s alright! Pls rest well and take care of urself!

"THIS IS, INFACT A COMPETITION!"

★ ( natsume sakasaki !! )

warnings — not proof read

author’s note — kaze this is such s silly idea i love it. and i’m doing okay, i hope you’re doing great as well. i’m ngl, i actually don’t know much about switch since i haven’t read much of their stories so hopefully this isn’t too ooc. (i have no idea how the hell natsume’s dialogue works so i just did whatever LMAO)

Natsume had known you since forever. You were there when he was at his lowest, right after the Five Eccentrics were crushed. You were there when he formed Switch and watched all his hardwork and efforts. You’re basically Switch’s #1 fanatic at this point. It’s not all that surprising to say that the magician had fallen in love with you.

However, there is a problem. A huge problem.

"[name], you came aGAIN." Natsume stated, a smile that was barely noticeable plastered on his face. His gaze slowly trailed down to your bag that was decorated with pins, acrylic keychains and even some small nuis.

You supported Switch as a whole. But, he wasn’t your oshi. Secretly, he was heartbroken. Instead, it was his fellow unitmate, Sora. Your bag was decorated with multiple pins and keychains of Sora. You always showed up with the same themed bag, and it would make him feel things that he really shouldn’t feel.

"Of course I did! When have I ever missed a Switch event?" You exclaimed, handing him a bag decorated with adorable little cats as its prints. "For you. I usually don’t bring gifts, but I did this time."

Natsume was flabbergasted. Raising an eyebrow, he asked, "Do you want someTHING from mE, [name]?" He tried to avoid looking at your bag as his eye subtly twitched. "This is omiNOUS, I must sAY."

You simply laughed, waving your hands as a sign of reassurance that you didn’t want anything in return.

"Don't tell the other two, but you’re actually the only one I bought a gift for. So shush, alright? I didn’t even get Sora anything." You confessed, giggling as you witnessed Natsume's face turn as bright as his hair. "Wahaha, you’re blushing, Natsume!"

The idol quickly turned away, huffing. "Am nOT! Don't spread such liES." Suddenly, the frustrations and thinking all disappeared and was replaced with a giddy feeling in his heart. "…No matTER. Thank you, [name]. I li— now gO. TiME is up."

Your shoulders slumped. "Aw… already? I wanted to talk to you more." Huffing playfully, you quickly showed him the mini-sized Natsume nui that you recently bought along with a Tsumugi one. Without even letting him get a chance to speak, you had already left the room.

[chocodaffodil]

liphiyo beams u!!

Liphiyo omg!!

I have been liphiyo beamed once more wahaha!

In my evening class and the professor is currently giving us a 15 minute break

Thank you liphiyo for blessing me during this tiring class 🫶

Hope you're doing well too, Blake!!

[suspicious-andou]

HI!!!! Tumblr recommend your post to me and when I saw who it is I just HAD to make a request!!!! ( <- big fan of your art) I've been having this visual about MC giving Napoleon a reach around handjob (?) (yk, she hugs him from behind and jerks him off) but I just CANT think of how things reach that point - I'd really really love to see what scenario you'd make out of it! Maybe a little praise kink too for napo? 👉🏻👈🏻 Ahhh I hope that's alright! Good luck with your future stories, would love to see them all <33 Have a great day!

Hi Mo!! Im glad to know that you like my art aaa 🥰 (a bit late but congrats on 1k and also that rio req u did for me was scrumptious) And Of course you can, hopefully ive done napo justice 🥺 have a great day and thankyou!!

Chores gone wrong?

Pairing: Napoleon Bonaparte x MC

Rating: Explicit 🔞

Tags: Handjob, praise kink, kissing, slight crack at the end

It was one of those rare days where Sebastian was genuinely ill enough for him to not be able to carry out his duties. To be precise he was forced by everyone, including MC to stay put in his bed, as of course, he kept insisting on working.

Instead, today helping MC was no other than her boyfriend, Monsieur de Wahaha.

"Whew!"

MC exhaled in relief, wiping the sweat on her brow with the back of her hand after finishing off the last batch of dishes. Napoleon was behind her drying off the clean utensils, sleeves rolled up exposing his strong forearms.

She shook her damp hands before turning her attention to Napoleon who was working attentively. Scooting closer towards him, she wrapped her arms around him, tiptoeing as she peered over his shoulder.

"Tired?"

Napoleon questioned, his soft and deep voice ringing through the silent night.

"Mhm. i bet you are equally tired.."

MC said as she tighten her arms around him, burrying her face into his broad back. Closing her eyes, she could smell the subtle scent of his cologne and she loved the way it smelled, even though it had a hint of sweat to it from helping her all day long.

"Hahah, you know im never tired around you nunuche" He chuckled, hands still working on his task

"Thanks for helping me out Leon.. i really apprecieate it"

Thanking him, she left a soft yet deep kiss on the back of his neck, causing his breath to hitch

"Anything, and anytime" he said, voice coming out a bit shakier than he would like which he covered it up with a cough

Her arms were still wrapped around his back, warm breath tickling his neck, causing the hair on the back of his neck to stand up. She knew well that his neck was a sensitive spot, and observing his reactions moments ago, she may or may not have "interesting" ideas in mind.

Smoooch

One kiss, two kiss, on his neck, and multiplying. Every kiss she left caused him to either jolt or gasp.

"Oi nunuche, that tickles."

"Oh really?"

Ah, so this is how it's going to be.

"Okay, maybe it doesn't."

Napoleon gave in, now invested in whatever trick MC had under her sleeve.

Gently licking the back of his neck while sucking on the sensitive skin, she slowly snaked her arms dangerously low. She traced his abdomen sensually on her way down. she was greeted by his half hard member still in it's confine.

Barely able to function with his brain instead of his cock, he cleared his throat to gather his composure before asking, "Mm.. and what exactly do you think you're doing?"

With her lips resting near his ear lobe, she whispered, "I'm just rewarding my dearest boyfriend."

She nipped on his flushed ear, cupping his now prominent bulge, giving a squueze.

"Because he's the best boyfriend in the world..", she whispered as she blew air into his ear, causing him to shiver under her touch

"Ah.."

He let out a soft moan and MC could feel his now fully erect bulge twitch under her palm after those words left her mouth. Not only that, his face was tinted red without her fully noticing. Napoleon's weak when it comes to her praises.

Momentarily clencing onto the items he had in his hands, Napoleon kept on drying the remaining dishes. He was desperately pretending to not melt under his gilfriend's doing as he had a slight complex when it comes to giving in, though, he obviously was hoping for her to continue to kiss him, touch him, and praise him.

"Mhm, just like that. keep working like the good boy you are"

Voice as smooth as honey.

Palming his bulge, he responded with a series of stiffled groans, trying to keep his cool as he "focused" on his task.

Still pretending to be unfazed? Of course MC decided to up her game.

Once again, she showered his neck with her kisses, now leaving bolder bite marks. Momentarily, she felt like a lioness marking her teritory.

Unzipping his pants, she freed his weeping member, pumping it slow but firmly, her mouth still working on his skin.

"Ah..! Shit, shit, shit!" He cursed, losing grip of the cloth and dishes as soon as he felt her hands wrap around his cock

"Now, now, keep on working, theres only a few left..", she taunted increasing her pace while his cock pulsed enthustiastically, leaking pre cum.

"But! ..nngh", he tried to protest, but realized that its futile, as she has got him wrapped around her game. Not that he hated it, in fact, it was the exact opposite.

With shaky hands he picked up the cloth and dishes trying his best to wipe that said item.

"Good job my dearest 'leon"

She pushed her weight forward, forcing him to hunch over the counter, which soonly turned into his upper body being pressed onto the counter. She showed no mercy with her pace, his hard member ready to erupt at any moment. Poor Napoleon was clenching on the cloth on one hand with the dish on his other hand as MC made him submit to her.

To send him over the edge, she slithered one of her hand towards one of his clothed nipple, pulling on the sensitive bud roughly. Napoleon jolted as he choked out a moan

"You like that, don't you? Hm?"

"Nn..!", he paused, but quickly enough gave in, "Merde! yes i do! Hngh-!"

Admitting his defeat, white ropes of cum spilled out of his member, coating MC's hand with his thick liquid.

Giving him a quick peck, she retreated herself, giving him space to catch his breath.

"Thankyou for the meal 'Leon, i hope you enjoyed your reward", she said as she licked her soiled hand.

Upper body still sprawled across the counter, he panted out, "As i said *pant* anything, and anytime mon amour"

"Also we might have gotten cum on one of the bowls"

Napoleon quickly stood back up, fixing his pants clumsily to look at the said bowl she pointed.

Both parties stayed quiet and looked at each other for a bit

"I'll take it with me."

.

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Sebastian always wondered why napoleon always kept one of the bowls in his bedroom... but he will never know...

[neuvistar]

grand ball theme omg..... your theme is always 🔥🔥🔛🔝 I LOVE THE COLORS SM <33

HI KAI PRECIOUS 🥹🥹 so sorry i didn’t reply immediately sobbing

WAHAHA THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN SWEETS 🥹💓💓 i’m so glad u like it… AREEHEHRH it took so long ++ took half of my brain power…. 😢😢

[kofee-o]

I wanna hug your artstyle. Very very cute

Wahaha I love this so much, thank you!! ^u^

[itzurhomiesky]

☹️💕 OUGHHHH @themaniskillingusman YOU!!! YOUUUU!!! <33

the past few days had been rough, u dont know how much it means to me seeing this on my tumblr notifs all the sudden 😭❤️❤️❤️ this made my whole week!!! TYYY !!! i just happen to get too invested in impa when hwaoc came and i just never let go of her ever since WAHAHA i really wish she had more screentime/was included a bit more :(( she is zelda's advisor/friend after all!!! so i try to do her justice with one silly drawing at a time.

even then, i can't create such stuff without people like u!!! it's kind words and interactions like these that drives me to create with joy and passion 😭💕‼️ SO THANK YOUUU u have my heart and my art <33

i'll remember these tags forever ueueue such a sight for sore eyes ❣️