#AND TIL HAS HER BOW YAY

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Ok I don’t think Tillieth would swear but I think she’d be weirded out that this short man who looks like her husband just… replaces him lol

LOL OH I love this!!

Til having a meltdown sounds about right! And poor Ammon!! Abel looks so weirded out and concerned aww all these poor babies are not having a good day (except Sarah LOL, she’s like “oh wow you got tall!” 🤣)

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The Curse of Oenone (Leo Valdez xFem!Oc)

A/N: And we're back to not having a break! -Danny Words: 1,945 Series' Masterlist Previous Chapter // Next Chapter Listen to: 'Young Love' -by Phillip Vo

XL: Please Say Sike Right Now

Everyone knew about Leo's curse by the next morning. Jason told Piper, Nico told Hazel because Hazel already knew half of it, and then Hazel told Frank because Leo knew about his curse anyway, so it was fair. At least they all had the decency to pretend not to know and treated Leo and her like usual, though they'd started to look at Leo like he'd predicted. 

Ara's recovery is tough throughout the day. If she does things that take a lot of effort she feels something like a heart attack and has to sit down for a moment. Next time she runs into Eros, she'll snap his bow in half.

Things are changing, Nico isn't a sweetheart, but now they've been able to train together without any major fights. More so, they can sit and have a civil conversation without having to be half a mile from each other. Nico is polite when Ara asks what to expect from the House of Hades, and he makes a few suggestions for the best way to tackle the mission. Ara listens and together with Hazel, they make a solid plan.

Leo trains hard, but by the third day the weather gets too unpredictable to stay on the upper deck for long periods and he gets worried about Festus malfunctioning like he did during their first quest, so he takes the day to do a full check-up of the ship.

"So much for the big team meeting," he glares at the gray sky, they were supposed to be holding up a session to talk about their new plan, but there was much to be done. "Looks like it's just us again."

Ara can't help but stare while he works, removing the Archimedes sphere and turning off Festus. He gestures at her to get closer and she does, now he's ready to teach her how to use it, the problem is that she isn't paying attention at all.  She is so in love there might as well be little 3D hearts floating around over her head while Leo points at the symbols around the sphere and talks nonstop about their functions.

All her life she'd been stressing over being the nice, adjustable girl so people wouldn't leave her, all to find out she'd never been the problem, she just had to find her people. Percy, Annabeth, Lily, Leo—heck, even Nico has proved to her that she's valued. Hercules's words don't sting as much now. 

All these kids that are used to moving on and never staying in one place, keep coming back to her. Especially Leo Valdez, and man, she's crazy about him. She can now admit that with a smile on her face. "You're so cute," Ara blurts out, leaning against the control board with a smile on her face.

Leo looks back up at her, eyes slightly out of focus after being interrupted mid-sentence. To Ara's surprise, he frowns at her compliment. "You didn't hear a word of what I just said, did you?"

"I'm sorry," she grins and blushes, feeling like her old Aphrodite self for a moment. "I think I'm sick."

"Sick?" Leo touches her forehead. "What are you talking about?"

"I'm lovesick, Admiral," she continues with a silly smirk. "It has no cure."

The boy looks at her in amused defeat. "Who are you? My girlfriend doesn't flirt like this—she rolls her eyes and pretends to be annoyed at my bold moves until she gets tired and kisses me."

"I flirt!"

"No, you don't."

"I flirt all the time."

"This is genuinely the first time in seven months I hear you say something so wack," he laughs. "Sunshine, Eros did a number on you."

"I literally proposed to you like what, a week ago?"

"I proposed first! You can't flirt by reusing my moves!"

"Guys," Jason interrupts their banter. "Hate to interrupt your argument on who's the smoothest, but we want to know how long 'til we reach Epirus."

Leo has the answer at the ready, of course. "By tomorrow morning, we'll reach the western coast of Greece. Then another hour inland, and bang—House of Hades! I'ma get me the T-shirt!"

"Yay," Piper sighs. 

"Pipes, can you tell your sister I'm the one with the rizz in the relationship?"

"I'm not saying that."

"Of course not," Ara nods solemnly. "Because it's a lie."

"Come back when you get a fanclub of nymphs," Leo snorts.

"I have a satyr fanclub," Ara shrugs.

"Satyrs are easy to charm, though—!"

"Guys," Piper interrupts them again. "I've been thinking about the Prophecy of Seven."

They share a look and then Leo turns to Piper. "What about it? Like... good stuff, I hope?"

"In Katoptris," the girl starts explaining, adjusting the cornucopia over her shoulder. "I keep seeing that giant Clytius—the guy who's wrapped in shadows. I know his weakness is fire, but in my visions, he snuffs out flames wherever he goes. Any kind of light just gets sucked into his cloud of darkness."

"Sounds like Nico," Leo jokes. "You think they're related?"

"Hey, man, cut Nico some slack," Jason scowls.

"He's joking," Ara intervenes, giving Jason a look that means 'drop it'. The point is to not bring attention to Nico, and if they try to protect him from random and harmless teasing it's going to look suspicious.

"Piper, what about this giant?" Jason makes a fleeting face of discomfort before looking back at his girlfriend. "What are you thinking?"

Leo and Piper share a look of confusion, not knowing why Ara and Jason suddenly seem slightly upset with each other, they usually get along just great.

"I keep thinking about fire," Piper continues. "How we expect Leo to beat this giant because he's..."

"Hot?" Leo smirks.

"Um, let's go with flammable," Piper raises a brow. "Anyway, that line from the prophecy bothers me: To storm or fire the world must fall."

"Yeah, we know all about it," Leo glances at Ara, but he doesn't say anything. "You're gonna say I'm fire. And Jason here is storm."

"So you're worried one of us will endanger the quest, maybe accidentally destroy the world?"

"No. I think we've been reading that line the wrong way. The world... the Earth. In Greek, the word for that would be..."

"Gaea." Jason tilts his head. "You mean, to storm or fire Gaea must fall?"

Leo tries to look cheery when she mentions it, once again giving Ara a look that it's meant to say 'I told you so'. "You know, I like your version a lot better. 'Cause if Gaea falls to me, Mr. Fire, that is absolutely copacetic."

"Or to me... storm." Jason kisses the girl's cheek. "Piper, that's brilliant! If you're right, this is great news. We just have to figure out which of us destroys Gaea."

"Maybe. But, see, it's storm or fire..." She draws out Katoptris and places it on the console.

Leo hooks his fingers on the waist of Ara's jeans, pulling her away from the blade. He scowls at it the same way Ara does all the time, neither Piper nor Jason notices, but Ara feels a warmth spreading on her chest at the boy's gesture. It's nonsense because the dagger on itself can't hurt her, but still, Leo trying to keep her away from the things that make her uncomfortable is sweet.

"I'm worried about Leo and this fight with Clytius," Piper continues. "That line in the prophecy makes it sound like only one of you can succeed. And if the storm or fire part is connected to the third line, an oath to keep with a final breath..."

Ara feels a weight dropping on her stomach at those words. An oath. She hadn't thought about it nearly as much as she should've. 

"I think my prophecy overlaps with this," she confesses.

"Ara." Leo says warningly.

"No, listen—I'd forgotten that line," she tells him. "That doesn't sound good for us."

"Ara." The boy insists a little more sternly.

"Wait, what?" Jason frowns. "What do you mean? Your prophecy is about Leo's curse?"

"Yes."

"Guys, wait up," Leo stands between her and Jason to stop their exchange, still holding the Archimedes sphere in one hand. "Don't freak out yet."

"Yet? I've been freaking out a whole month!" She exclaims.

"Leo's right, Ara," Jason tries to reason. "We'll drive ourselves crazy overthinking it. You know how prophecies are. Heroes always get in trouble trying to thwart them."

"Yeah," Leo agrees ironically. "We'd hate to get in trouble. We've got it so good right now."

"You know what I mean," Jason insists. "The final breath line might not be connected to the storm and fire part or your prophecy. For all we know, the two of us aren't even storm and fire. Percy can raise hurricanes."

"And I could always set Coach Hedge on fire," Leo suggests. "Then he can be fire."

"I hope I'm wrong," Piper turns to her. "But the whole quest started with us finding Hera and waking that giant king Porphyrion. I have a feeling the war will end with us too. For better or worse."

"Hey," Jason comments, "personally, I like us."

"Agreed," Leo reaches for Ara's hand. "Us is my favorite people."

Ara squeezes Leo's hand and looks at Jason and Piper. She has a weird relationship with this trio, she's protective of them because they were their first quest as a guardian, like an older sister, even though she's the youngest of the group.

She remembers their time bonding inside a sewer, when they went to a cafe all dressed up for different parties, and their fight to free Hera. The first time Ara felt like a real hero, even if she was beaten, cold, and so scared and angry...

She wants to tell them about the prophecy but Leo is stopping her, knowing it's better to have a clear view of things before jumping to conclusions. She's spiraling and thinking Leo will die if he decides to take matters into his own hands, and he doesn't want her to push him out of this again.

The girl shivers just thinking about what would happen to her if Leo gets hurt again. Then she shivers again and realizes the temperature has drastically dropped. The smell of snow increases, the clouds are thickening above them, and the air... It doesn't matter how crazy the weather can be, there is no way a snowstorm is likely to happen in the middle of July, near the coast of Greece.

"Leo," Piper seems to have noticed something's up at the same time as Ara. "Sound the alarm."

Leo tenses and slams his fist on the button, then the charmspeak wears off and he frowns. "Uh, it's disconnected—Festus is shut down. Gimme a minute to get the system back online."

"We don't have a minute! Fires—we need vials of Greek fire. Jason, call the winds. Warm, southerly winds."

Ara looks for Almighty in her pocket and drags her Octopi bag from under the control board, looking for her flintlock. "Wait, what?" Jason watches them in confusion. "Girls, what's wrong?"

"It's her!" Piper seizes her dagger. "She's back! We have to—"

It happens too fast to understand it: The ship freezes in place and ice quickly covers every surface, Jason draws out his sword and he gets turned into an ice statue like Thalia all those months ago.

"Leo! Flames! Now!" Piper calls desperately.

Something tries to snatch the Archimedes sphere out of Leo's hand and he holds onto it tightly, getting lifted along with the object and he starts to struggle in the air. "Hey! Hey! Let me go!" Leo yells at the wind.

"No!" The moment Ara tries to move, her feet get frozen in place.

"Yes, Leo Valdez... I will let you go permanently."

The boy gets thrown out of the ship so violently that all Ara hears is a brief gasp before he's out of sight.

"Hi again, Arae Jackson. We didn't properly introduce last time, daughter of Olympus," Khione speaks to her. "And unfortunately, there is only enough time to kill you now."

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Me appreciating you for Fanfic Writers’ Appreciation Day, but a day late, because I do everything late. Anyway... yay!

1. PLEASE LOOK DOWN THIS LIST (BELOW THE CUT) UNTIL YOU SPOT AN AUTHOR YOU’RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH

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Firstly, before we proceed to the list: I will have forgotten people, and for that I am so sorry (not in any way intentional)- I will come back and update if I spot someone I’ve missed. Secondly, for fic authors who weren’t tagged on Fic Writers’ Day, please keep doing what you’re doing! Putting your writing out there takes courage and I’m super proud of you. I’m so pleased we have your unique voice in the fandom, and I appreciate you.

Secondly, if you know an author who perhaps didn’t get as much love as they deserve (and don’t be afraid to self-hype) please send me an ask with a) their/your handle b) which fandom they/you write for (to be relevant to my page pls keep this to SW, Oscar, Pedro, MCU) c) why people should check them/you out and, if you like, which fic to start with, and I’ll do a shout-out.

Finally, if you aren’t a writer yet but you want to be, I believe in you! Please take the plunge! My inbox is always open to any aspiring writers who need encouragement to make that first post or start that first fic. I’ve been in your position, and believe me I’m in your corner. Happy to be your hype girl.

Reccing authors in Star Wars / Oscar / Pedro fandoms:

@okay-hotshot / Celeste is the loveliest human ever. She had me hooked from her first fic, which broke then healed my heart, and I’m so proud of her writing journey so far! Check her page out for Oscar character fics and the most magical, creative, immersive, touching, original Llewyn fic you could dream up: Wait for me.

@mandoplease where do I even start? Becca oozes talent and absolutely floors me every single time. The first fic I read was: The City Lights Can Wait (Santi x reader) and I was just blown away by the writing prowess. Gorgeous prose, mind blowing metaphors and descriptions. A personal fave is the Santi/Frankie threesome fic: Moving Day, but Fight Night also needs a mention. Check her out for Triple Frontier / Narcos / Star Wars characters.

@mylifeliterally Ok, Emma is an absolute gem of a human. Funny, welcoming and so supportive of other writers. Oh, and can be counted on for thots. I often rec the positively artful Triple Frontier gangbang fic (and now series) Team Building Exercise, but don’t overlook her other fics- I especially love: Just for Tonight, a two-part Santi fic. The Triple Frontier Queen, she is slowly dragging everyone into a pit of yearning along with her for every single one of those boys and we’re not even mad. Her writing is flawless and I cannot get enough. P.s. she has a refridgerator husband.

@tintinwrites I’ve already gushed at Caitlin today so I’ll keep it brief. Queen of Poe, and also branching out and excelling with everything she touches in Pedro fandoms too. I think I’ve read near everything on her masterlist and there are no wrong choices, but to pick out only a couple, which is a hard task, imma rec Forbidden Fruit and Fifty Ways to Kiss someone for Po, and Nothing Could be Finer for reader x Frankie x Santi. 

@woakiees again, gushed at Hadley already so I’ll try and keep it chill here. Queen of angst and darkness, and of First Order Poe. Also love that she’s writing for Santi and Din now too. Caitlin says it best when she describes Hadley’s writing as like something from 1843 with a modern twist. Such a unique voice. Imma recommend Sanctified and So ruthless, Darling for Poe.

@iamthe-shadow-on-the-wall Abby! The range! You know I remind you on a bi-monthly basis how much Lonely Nights (Poe x reader) broke my heart and here we go again. You can do it all- fluffy, slow burn series (Call it what you want), heartbreaking angst and smut- your Blue Jones mob boss AU, Darkest Little Paradise? Wowzers. Plus, you’re a sweetie and I love when we scream at each other. 

@darksideofclarke Clarke does so much for us all and just keeps giving. From the Sinful Sunday events to the incredible Follower Celebration, to setting up a whole side blog to extend the character takeovers?! Blessed with content! And Clarke’s fics?! Exquisite, and such a choice of characters from the Oscar fandom. I particularly love Now and Forevermore (Orestes); Bulletproof (Santi); Humbled (Blue); and ‘Til Death Do They Part (Mikael) but I could easily go on. Clarke you’re so talented. And you are a lovely human to boot!

@bluebellhairpin Nemo, you are a joy, and I won’t gush at you too much bc I already did that today, but I love what you’re putting out. You write for so many fandoms, which is so impressive, and you’re a fellow Poe hoe. I adore your series Fight or Flight, Rider, but you have so many cute one-shots and blurbs too e.g. Poe Dameron is an Idiot! Your audios give me life as well.

@spider-starry Carrie is so much fun and has been branching out a lot in her writing recently, which is great to see! I love Carrie’s 100 letter project in particular, for various Oscar characters, as well as this smutty Nathan NSFW Alphabet, which had me all in a tizz.

@aellynera (tag me in your stuff pls?) I love your drunk text series for Santi and Nathan and your Itsy Bitsy Spider headcanons made me howl! I’m so excited to see what you put out next! And I love that you also love Nathan :D

@anetteaneta already gushed at you today so I’ll keep it brief, but I’m so happy you’re sharing your writing! I loved your Sherlock series for Santi so much! And OMG wait, I didn’t see you’d written for Nathan until just now. Must catch-up. (Please tag me in any Oscar stuff you put out?)

@veuliee2 I need to catch-up on a lot of your fics to be fair (please tag me in stuff?) but you write Orestes so wonderfully and with so much heart that it blows me away (New Constellations). So few fics on him on this site and yours are a pleasure. Plus, you’re an all round lovely person! :o)

@thirsty-flygirl I don’t think you believe how good you are which makes me very sad to be honest. Because you’re amazing. You write Poe so spot on, so warm and goofy and a lovable sexy dumbass. Perfect. Your writing and dialogue makes me smile / laugh and you can somehow make it hot and soft all at once. I love your series Idiots in particular. (Please tag me in more of your stuff though as I worry I miss things you put out?). You’re great and I love having you here.

@twomoonstwosuns​ I really need to catch-up on your Poe series, Back to You but I really enjoyed the chapters I’ve read! (Please tag me in future Poe stuff?) You’re a star! 

@absurdthirst I’m newish in the Pedro fandoms so still getting to grips with it, but have loved what I’ve seen so far and look forward to delving deeper (and there’s plenty to get stuck into!)!Most recently read the Ezra fic Healing which was beautifully and sensitively written (cw: for prior assault).

@damerondjarin Taylor is multi-talented and blesses us, tbh, with GIFs and writing. She’s currently in tumblr jail, but I strongly advise you check out all her stuff. I came for Santi fics and they did not disappoint (I can’t link to it but the latest Santi fic killed me and was a wonderul take on the “there’s only one bed” trope.

@damndamer0n you have a gift, Ty. I’m in awe and I don’t know how you do what you do. Your way with words is really something special. I bow. Gonna recommend Just Friends for Poe because this is such a warm and immersive (and hot) fic and so in character. But honestly all your stuff is perfect. I’ve read things for characters I’ve never heard of before because of you and have loved each and every one. (Like, really, what are your secrets, tell us?). Also gonna shout-out to your Ezra fic, Sunlight, beacuse the world-building and mood-building was lovely. Really memorable!

@mssr-cellophane I found your work recently through FinnPoe week and your glorious take on the The Jacket prompt (links to A03). Looking forward to reading more of your stuff (please feel free to tag me!) and surprised by how much I vibe with all your posts haha. Happy to follow you! :)

@yougottakeeponkeepinon AMANDA? Where do I begin and how do I stop? You’re such an important part of this site for me. I think you’re wonderful as a person and I love your writing too. Miscommunication (First Order! Poe) is off the scale brilliant, and then you blew me away with your latest Santi fic, Eavesdropping, but honestly, I’ve never read anything of yours I didn’t love, from goofy Poe to soft soft Llewyn (I love Away from the Sun). I WANNA YELL AT YOU YOU’RE JUST THE BEST.

@poesflygirl Nat is a ball of energy and that comes across in her writing. Nat, you write with such verve and energy and defo have a unique voice. You write the angstiest angst and fluffiest fluff and you also write action and dialogue so well. Your fics have a ton of unexpected turns and are unpredictable, and you have loads of unique ideas which are really fresh and different to read. You don’t seem to believe how good you are, which makes me sad tbqh. I love when I see a tag pop up and get to read something new from you! In particular love your Poe series, You and Paging a Heart, and these Poe one-shots: Just another Benduday Night and Truth or Dare.

@starryeyedstories NOVA. You are pure sunshine. You spread so much positivity and you’re the loveliest human. Your are the Queen of softness and fluff and for comforting and beautifully written fics. Your series, Across the Hall,has taken us all on such a wonderful journey and I don’t want it to ever end. It’s like my happy place! Each chapter is practically a hug with words. Your Din one-shot All of Me is so romantic as well!

@softpedropascal I’m newish in Pedro fandoms but softpedropascal writes wonderfully for Frankie. The dedication to the character is evident, and characterisation wonderful- I can’t wait to read more: Masterlist

@rzrcrst okay, you may know rzrcrst for Pedro fics (which are wonderful) but she also recently started writing for Tony Stark and I’m so happy! 😀🧡 (Fun fact- her url is also the reason I couldn’t spell Razor Crest properly when I finally started writing for Din). She’s currently taking a well-earned tumblr break but fics are still up on Ao3- linked in profile.

@writefasttalkevenfaster​ Please tag me in any of your Star Wars stuff as I swear I keep missing things and I don’t mean to! Masterlist

@galaxy-of-stories​ Maddie, I keep missing things you post but you’re lovely and your writing is awesome. I love your Poe series Over and Over and I think I’ve just spotted a new chapter to catch-up on so lucky me! :D

@who-talks-first Billie, my lovely friend! You’re wonderful to have around on this hellsite. Your dedication to supporting writers in these fandoms is unparelled and you’re an absolute sweatheart, as well as super fun to chat to and thirst with. You have certainly made my experience on this site so much better! And also, your writing? Excuse me? So good. Your Poe fic, The Torture of Small Talk With Someone You Used to Love? Sublime! And the Poe, Naked, Dripping, Locked? So funny! You definitely have a unique style and your writing can be simultaneously edgy, poetic, and moving. ILY!

@xxidontwikeitxx Hope you don’t mind being included, as you haven’t posted your work, but you ARE a writer, and I’m so happy you’ve recently started creating! Again, hope you don’t mind me saying, but I had the pleasure of reading your Marcus Pike blurb, and it’s was so soft and lovely. I really hope - when/if you’re comfortable- you decide share your work, and if not, I hope you keep enjoying the process! Would leave to read more from you in the future!

@shakespeareanwannabe is writing such a heartfelt Santi x OC story (find it here) with sublime characterisation of both Santi and Frankie, AS WELL AS seriously well-rounded and compelling OCs / supporting cast. This series is a key contributor for me falling down a Frankie rabbit role, and my First Dates fic likely wouldn’t exist without it! So excited for more!

Also shoutout to @ollypopp @milleniumvalcon @justrunamok @yourbucky084 who are delightful beings and whose writing I need to catch-up on!I look forward to it!

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ML New York Special Babbles *Spoilers*

Ok so! Coming outta me hiding hole to bring you this ramblings. These are just my thoughts after seeing the new episode. This ones a LONG one.

I’m told that this particular episode takes place between seasons 3 and 4. A sort of bridge episode maybe idk. I mention this because there are some things it connects to in the past and introduces some new stuff. (In regards of what’s going on in Paris.)

The ep starts with LB and CN yet AGAIN fighting Mr Pigeon. Apparently for the 51st time. He wants to take the Eiffel Tower to space with his piegons???? Idk just an excuse for the hero’s to use their new power ups. Which tbh is kinda lame because we don’t even see them in the new forms for very long.

The light hearted banter between LB and CN about the rose was kinda nice. I say this because it seems like CN is maybe FINALLY going to give her space and not try to woo her every moment. Tbh I can’t recall if he actually did flirt with her in that scene. So that’s cool. (Boy did stroke his own ego by kissing his muscles.)

Marinette really out her denying she still simps over Adrien. (She does it through out the entire episode and no one believes her claim that she’s over him and that they’re “friends”)

Also uh.... so Miss Bustier is preggers???? Interesting cuz I thought she was single since we’ve never heard of any sort of partner she may or may not have. Also its Miss, not Mrs so I don’t think she’s married? But idk she can’t go to the trip so Ms Mendeleiev goes in her place.

And can I just say how hurt she looked when the students complained that she’s lame and wouldn’t be as fun as Ms B. Yeah Ms. M is strict and all but she’s fair across the board. Unlike Ms B. (If you don’t know what I’m talking about just look up Ms B salt.)

Random but why was Chloe SO Adamant in not wanting to go to New York? I mean didn’t she want to go to New York with her mom? Was it cuz it was a class trip instead?

Lila was there too but fuq her honestly. Lila was only there to push Marinette to claim they gotta convince model boy’s das to let him go to New York with them.

Why’d the WHOLE class go to Adrien’s house if Marinette was the only one let inside? Sure it could be argued that either the dad only allowed her in. Or her classmates pushed her to do it alone since it was her idea. Either way seemed unnecessary for them all to be there. That’s just my opinion.

Side note as this was happening Adrien and Kagami had another fencing match. (One she won becuz boi was having sad times)

But she him!!!! And such an odd scene too becuz it LOOKS like she MAY have kissed him on the lips. But I don’t think she actually did. I say this because Adrien showed no reaction to it until she pulled away. He was still sadly looking at the ground until she was leaving. So???? I still don’t think they’re a couple. Yet????

My girl Marinette being a responsible hero trusting CN to look over the city in her absence gives him a flipping kitty alarm. I want that!

Random comment but ofc marinette would miss the bus that’s taking her to the airport because why WOULDNT she right?

Luckily friend Luka was there to haul ass to catch up on it on his bike right? (Is he a wimp or not? Like???? Yeah we know he likes her but he also treats her like a friend. So idk of this scene is him kinda simping or him being a good friend.)

That plane scene huh? I feel like some ppl are gonna be mad about what happened. As the trailer shows Marinette and Adrien are seated next to each other. When boarding the place Adrien is actually happy, maybe even excited to see Marinette.

He runs down the aisle to help her with her things and find her seat. He even tries to help her work the ac over head. All in all he’s just happy to be near her. And everyone might’ve thought FINALLY some progress right? Only to see her beg for help because she couldn’t do it. She couldn’t spend HOURS seated by the boy she likes.

Why? Because at the end of season 3 we’re told that she chooses to bow out in the race for his affections because she thinks he and Kagami like each other. She couldn’t handle a few seconds by him so she knew she wouldn’t be able to handle hours seated by a guy she still very much likes but chooses she can’t have. As frustrating as it is I can at least see WHY she acted the way she did.

Alya and Nino being 100000% over these to but still trying to help them out. The patience they have for their idiot friends.

Everyone on the plane as it’s being attacked: scared and full surprised.

Alya: *nerds out about the super heroes helping*

She still hasn’t changed huh?

Why’s Majestia’s daughter and Android? I really wanna know the story there. Idk how to spell her name so I’ll be calling her by her hero name. Uncanny Valley, which I also want to know why is that her name. As well as the full extent of her powers.

Yay for Sabrina having fun away from Chloe for once.

Why are there SO many heroes in New York anyways? And some are random af. A guys who’s ability is that he can open a door to where ever he wants to go.

A hotdog hero with ketchup and mustard theme sidekicks? (Maybe)

Dude makes hotdogs filled with random temp abilities. Which explains wtf I saw a clip of Adrien and Marinette dancing in the air.

Sooooooo..... does everyone just think of convoluted schemes? Or meddle in things just willy nilly? Anyways Uncanny Valley and Jess’s scheme to “help” Adrien and Marinette confess sure was top tier wild idea. Alya and Nino just WENT WITH IT! They’re just like, “kay sure why not?” Sure ok!

Ladybug and Chat Noir are an efficient crime fighting duo. And Paris’ sworn protectors!

Can’t function for shit as civilians.

LB has sole custody of their brain cells. What happens to it when they change back is a mystery to me.

CN is an idiot for never telling LB that he was leaving Paris. Til it was too late and problems were happening in Paris. Caused by Mayura. Rip Natalie who seems bed ridden? But also if the miraculous is fixed is she still going to suffer the affects from when it was broken? Or is she healing from that?

Anyways a messy fight ensues. CN hurt he broke his Lady’s trust and almost killed Uncanny Valley. If LB weren’t there to fix things who knows what would’ve happened?

Still, he gives up his ring and is forced to leave since his father blames Marinette for convincing him to allow Adrien to go to New York. SCREW YOU GABRIEL BITCH NEEDS TO GET DUNKED ON IS ALL IMA SAY.

(That was a NASTY skid Marinette did. Like OUCH)

Why did Majestia’s skin tone go fucking white in her civilian form???? Her and her gf/wife’s skin tone was just, weird?

On topic of random/weird why did Jess HAVE to pretend she was a boy hero?

The explanation they gave was rushed and weak imo.

The eagles miraculous confuses me tbh. Even after seeing how it worked I’m perplexed by it. But seeing as it takes place in ‘Muerica land of the Free with an eagle Kwami its “on brand”. Sure.

HM really out here really to destroy the world without a second thought huh? Guess I shouldn’t be surprised.

Shouldn’t also be surprised that LB and CN saved the day with their new friends either. The ending was pretty rushed tbh.

LB and CN are thanked/praised for helping. Paris understand why they were absent now.

Jess gets to keep the miraculous and *le gasp* there’s another protector of the miraculous.

Alls well that ends well right?

In all honesty the special was kinda like any other episode. It did bring new lore like the heroes of New York. NONE of them seemed to be miraculous based type of heroes. So I makes me wonder the extent of unnatural aspects that have or could happen to make someone have super abilities. Or am I to assume that it’s like marvel/dc or any other super hero like comic book story. Because it that’s the case then that opens a whole can of worms I can’t get into rn.

There’s also the other guardian of the miraculous. How many more are there? Do they keep in touch? If so why’d Master Fu make Marinette the new guardian???? Just.. jakakandjfns

Why claim its SOOOO important to hide their identities then show how New York Heroes don’t seem to really give af about secret identities?

Might’ve missed some things but this is long af as it is.

[nevermindthewind]

decathlon of wonder

It’s the tenth Jimmy Jab Games and no one is gonna get in Jake’s way on his quest for glory and the Box of Mystery.

And that’s just the way Amy wants it.

It’s a Jimmy Jabs pregnancy reveal y’all!!!!!

(read on AO3 or under the cut)

“Alright squad,” Terry says from the podium. “I just received word that the United Nations summit will be beginning any minute. You all are to remain here -- ready to go -- for the duration of the meeting in case of protestors.”

“Yes sir,” says Rosa with a slight nod.

“The Captain and I are leaving for One Police Plaza for our meeting with Commissioner Holt.  We will be back in four hours.” Terry’s eyes narrow. “You all better not do anything stupid while we’re gone.”

“Don’t worry, Sarge. When have we ever done anything stupid?” Jake asks playfully. Terry gives him a menacing look, causing him to backtrack. “Okay, okay, we won’t do anything while you’re gone.”

Terry gives him one more glare before exiting the briefing room.  

As soon as the door closes Jake turns to the rest of the squad.

“Of course we’re going to do something while they’re gone,” he whispers, his eyes lighting up. “And not just anything. Friends, it’s time for--” The door handle turns, causing him to completely change the subject.

“No Charles, I do NOT want to wax each other’s le --”

In walk Amy and Gina, both in civilian clothing.

“Oh thank god,” Jake sighs. “What are you two doing here? You’re off today,” Jake nods at Amy before turning to Gina. “And you’re supposed to be with Holt.”

“Holt agrees that my job is optional,” Gina shrugs. “And when I heard you all were stuck here, I figured you could use some entertainment a la me.”

“He definitely did not say that, but okay,” says Amy, rolling her eyes before looking back at Jake. “I needed to drop off some paperwork downstairs, but I thought I’d come up and say hi before I left. Hi!”

“Hi,” Jake grins. Six months as a married couple and he still gets butterflies whenever he sees her.

She crosses the room to where Jake is sitting and leans down to give him a peck on the lips. “There’s a bagel and coffee on your desk.”

“Aw, thanks babe.” He looks up at the squad. “How great is my wife? Seriously, name a better wife than Amy Santiago Peralta.”

“Jake, we’re losing time…” Rosa warns. Jake jumps, his attention brought back to the situation at hand.

“Right. Ames, Gina, take a seat. For today is the day you’ve all been waiting for. THE JIMMY JAB GAMES.”

Amy and Gina slide into empty chairs as the entire squad breaks into cheers.

“But this is no ordinary Jimmy Jabs,” Jake says as he pops out of his chair and begins pacing the aisle. “No, for not only has it been ten years since the inaugural competition, but it is also the tenth Jimmy Jab Games to be held in this very precinct. Which is why today’s Jimmy Jabs will henceforth be known as...drumroll, please…”

The squad obliges, hitting their hands against the table. Jake brings his fingertips together and wiggles his eyebrows in an attempt to create suspense.

“...Jimmy Jabs Ten: Decathalon of Wonder.”

Everyone oohs and ahhs at the name, their excitement evident. Everyone, that is, except for Amy, whose eyes are filled with disappointment.

“I wish I could stay,” she mutters.

Jake’s face falls. He’d forgotten Amy wasn’t on duty. As much as he loves the games and loves competing with the entire squad, it wouldn’t be nearly as much fun without Amy there. Plus, this was supposed to be their first Jimmy Jabs as a married couple. According to that marriage book he’s been reading — That’s right, he reads on the reg now — they were supposed to celebrate important milestones together.  What’s more important than the Jimmy Jabs?!

He’s just about to suggest she stay when Gina, of all people, beats him to it.

“Come on Amy, live a little and stay for the games. The pantsuit shopping can wait ‘til tomorrow.”

“But I have errands to run,” Amy insists, although Jake can tell she’s thinking it over.

“Come on Ames. It’s only a few hours, and we can finish all our errands tomorrow or something,” Jake suggests as he approaches her chair. As he gets closer he can tell she’s tired, and maybe a little stressed by the slight furrow in her brow. Half her squad had been out with a stomach bug last week and Amy’d been forced to work overtime to make up for the lack of manpower.  He takes her hand in his. “It’d be way more fun if you stayed. But if you need to go, I totally get it.”

Amy gives him a tiny smile as she runs a hand through his hair.

“You’re sweet,” she says. “I’ll stay --”

“Yay!”

“-- But only so I can kick your ass,” she adds with a smirk, turning to face the others. “JIMMY JABS! JIMMY JABS!”

The rest of the squad joins in the chanting, and in that moment Jake’s never been more proud of his wife.

--

After the ceremonial lighting of the bagel, the detectives file into the kitchen where six items sit under various fast food napkins. Once everyone has taken their seats across from their respective object Gina begins the explanation of the rules.

“Despite the name of the games we don’t have time for an actual decathlon.”

“I stand by it,” Jake interjects.

“So we will be continuing with the traditional four game event. The loser of each game will be eliminated, while the winner will get a bonus in the final round. The overall winner will receive, along with all of the glory and pride that comes with being a Jimmy Jab champion, this magical box of mystery.”

She holds up a beat up lunch box that had to be at least thirty years old. It was metal, with a picture of…

“Wait a second,” says Jake, confused. “Is that my Superman lunch box from the fourth grade?”

“Yeah girl, I stole it from your old apartment before you moved out. Anyway,” Gina continues, “The real prize inside this box, but in order to win it you must survive all four competitions.”

“I don’t know, that box seems like a good prize to me,” Jake murmurs to Amy, who rolls her eyes.

“Sure it is, babe.”

“The first game is ‘Smoothie Move, Exlax,’” announces Gina.  “Under your napkins you will find a smoothie containing a variety of foods I found in the lunchroom refrigerator.  These foods include but are not limited to Charles’ latest desk yogurt, expired salami, and, as a tribute to Double J 7, month old chinese food. Whoever drinks the most of their smoothie wins.”

The squad gingerly removes the napkins to reveal a smoothie that was probably the grossest, most unnatural color Jake had ever seen.

“It looks like melted silly putty,” he says, holding the cup in the air to get a better look.

“Or one of Holt’s flavor free nutrition shakes,” Amy adds, her nose wrinkled in disgust.

Charles eyes his cup with utter terror. “I can do this, I can do this, I can do this…” he murmurs to himself.

“Ugh, it smells like ass,” says Rosa. Her nostrils flare as she sets the glass down. Amy looks at her in horror.

“Why would you smell it?”

“Enough,” snaps Gina. “Contestants, place your straws in your cups. On your mark, get Seth, MEYERS!”

Jake plunges his straw into his smoothie and begins to drink as much of it as he can. He decides to take small sips, not wanting to overwhelm his stomach with...is that a pickle?!

“Why is mine crunchy?” Rosa cries in between sips.

“This tastes how cat poop smells,” gags Amy. She’s already turned a frightening shade of green.

“I don’t know why you guys are complaining, these are delicious,” says Hitchcock, who’s currently licking the edge of his cup.

It’s only three seconds later that Charles pushes his cup away.

“Nope, I can’t. Sylvia is too important to me.”

“Who’s Sylvia?” asks Gina.

“My mouth, duh. After everything she’s done for me she needed a name.”

Amy’s next to fold, setting her smoothie down with a shudder. Rosa and Scully bow out shortly after, until it’s just Jake and Hitchcock. Hitchcock’s looking close to bursting after a minute of slurping, and honestly Jake’s pretty sure his belly is filled with more air than smoothie. Jake’s actually beginning to wonder if he has a chance. But just as the thought enters his mind Amy jumps up and runs to the bathroom, her hand covering her mouth.  

A couple years ago Jake would have kept going, his drive to win outweighing any form of compassion. But this is his wife and she’s clearly about to hurl, so he sets his cup down with a clatter and rushes after her.

“Ames!”

Amy ignores him, reaching the ladies room in record time and letting the door slam in Jake’s face.

He knocks on the door to the bathroom before opening. As soon as the doors open he hears a violent cough come from the stall closest to him.

“Babe? What can I do?”

A pause.

“Can you go get Gina?” she asks weakly.

Of all her possible answers, this one catches him completely by surprise.

“Gina? Our Gina?”

“Yeah, babe our Gi --.” She’s cut off by another wave of...well, you know.

“You’re sure? Gina Linetti?”

“JAKE.”

“Right, okay.” He shuts the door and turns only to run directly into Gina herself. “Aghh!”

“Lemme guess,” Gina says with a knowing smirk. “She’s asking for me?”

“Yes,” says Jake, bewildered. Gina and Amy are friends, sure. But of all the people Amy would ask for as she’s vomiting fridge smoothie, Gina’s pretty much the last person he’d have expected. Gina, on the other hand, looks completely unsurprised. She merely pats him on the shoulder as she walks past him and barges into the bathroom.

“Don’t worry Amy dearest, your favorite human has arrived.”

Jake did a double take. “Huh?”

Today is weird.

--

Fifteen minutes later both women emerge from the bathroom, Amy looking a little pale but otherwise okay.  Jake grabs her hand and gives it a squeeze, pulling her to a stop as Gina keeps walking.

“You good?” he asks. She smiles as she squeezes back.

“I’m fine. Just couldn’t handle the salami-egg roll-pizza smoothie, I guess. Wonder why?” she adds with a touch of sarcasm.

“Okay,” he nods. He’s just about to ask about Gina when Rosa calls over to them.

“Come on dummies, we’re about to start round two.”

“Yeah come on, dummy,” says Amy. There’s a playful glint in her eye as she pulls him to the center of the bullpen where the rest of the squad is waiting.

Gina has already taken her perch at the whiteboard, where each of their six photos are lined up.

“Charles has been eliminated,” she announces, crossing his photo out with a red sharpie. “Surprise, surprise.”

“Sorry buddy,” Jake says, giving Charles a pat on the back.

“Thanks, Jakey.”

“Moving on,” says Gina with a dismissing wave. “The next event is called ‘Dude Where’s My Bomb?’. One at a time you will each put on a pair of drunk goggles and search for the fake bomb I have hidden somewhere in the bullpen. Whoever takes the longest loses.”

“Oh you’re going down, Santiago,” Amy says, a smug smirk flickering across her face. “Drunk goggles are my shit.”

“You sure, Peralta?” Jake asks with mock concern. “Because I seem to recall you falling down a flight of stairs in drunk goggles mere months ago.”

“That was Charles,” Amy retorts.

“Yeah Jake that was me. How dare you confuse me, your best friend in the entire world --”

“-- Amy’s my best friend.”

“-- YOUR BEST FRIEND IN THE ENTIRE WORLD,” Charles repeats, “With this flooze.”

“Hey that’s my wife!”

“Yeah not cool man,” Amy adds.

“SILENCE!” Gina bellows. Everyone shuts up at once. “You savages.”

Rosa gives Gina a silent nod of approval, causing Gina to wink back before continuing.

“As I was saying before I was so rudely interrupted, we will go in the order of the last game’s winners.  Which means -- and I can’t believe I’m saying this -- Hitchcock will be going first. Hashtag shudder.”

“Yeah baby!” Hitchcock says smugly.

Hitchcock’s winning the Jimmy Jab games.  Amy’s suddenly besties with Gina. And he just confused Amy for Charles.

If Jake didn’t know better, he’d think he was in the Upside Down.

--

It turns out the day’s more normal than he thought, because both Hitchcock and Scully get eliminated within the span of twenty minutes. Hitchcock straight up left the precinct during his turn because he heard someone mention an ice cream truck outside and Scully fell down the stairs in his drunk goggles less than thirty seconds after his turn started.

“We are now down to the final three,” says Gina as she crosses out both Scully and Hitchcock on the leaderboard.  “Which leads us to the acting portion of the competition.”

“Oh no,” murmurs Amy.

“Ha HA!” Jake cries. “You might as well throw in the towel now, Ames. We both know that I, Jacob Peralta Santiago, am the KING of --”

“Not that, Jake.”

The shakiness in her voice causes Jake to look over to where his wife is sitting, once again a ghastly shade of green. She has one hand on her stomach and her gaze is trained on the floor, on the one blue tile she always focuses on when she’s feeling panicky. Or nauseous, apparently.

“Ames?” he asks timidly. “Babe, you good?”

Amy gives one shake of the head before jumping out of her old desk chair and racing to the bathroom.  

Jake follows suit, fully planning on barging in this time because she’s his wife and she’s sick goddamn it, but before he can take even a step in that direction he sees someone walk past him.

Gina.

“I got it, Jakester,” she says as she continues past him.

“What? No,” Jake sputters. “Gina, I love you but I can go, you don’t have to --”

“Let her go,” says Rosa, grabbing his arm to stop him from going after Gina. “She’s got this.”

“Got WHAT? Rosa what the hell is going on?!” His voice is higher than he’d care to admit, but there’s clearly something going on that he doesn’t know about and it is stressing him the fuck out. “Rosa, if she’s sick or something I feel like as her husband I should be in the know. Right now I could not feel more outside the know.”

Rosa rolls her eyes. “Nothing, dude. Relax.  Gina has some mystical salve that she insists cures nausea. Amy wanted to try it. Just let her be.”

“Mystical salve?” Jake asks, raising his eyebrows. Amy would never buy into that.

“Ugh I know,” says Rosa with a slight look of disgust. “I’m pretty sure it’s just Vicks with raw ginger in it, but whatever. When she was...well, when she was sick she said it was the only thing that helped.”

Jake has approximately five million more questions. How did Rosa and Gina know that Amy was sick and not him? When did Amy start taking advice from Gina? And when did Gina start offering it?

But just as he’s about to ask, Gina and Amy are walking out of the bathroom.  

“Alright losers, listen up!” Gina calls from the front of the hallway.

Jake gives Amy a look, raising his eyebrows with concern.

“You okay?” he mouths.

She nods and gives him a slight, almost shy smile.

“In the interest of time we will be cancelling event three and moving straight into the final event,” Gina continues.  “Rosa, as you came in third in ‘Dude Where’s My Bomb?’, I am sorry but you have been eliminated.”

Oh crap. There is no way Rosa will take this without a fight. Rosa’s come in second the past two Jimmy Jabs, and they all knew how badly she wanted a win.  

So imagine his surprise when Rosa merely plops down into her chair, rests her feet on her desk and says, “Fine by me.”

“WHAT?!” Jake exclaims, unable to mask his confusion any longer. “How are you okay with this?”

Rosa just rolls her eyes. “Because, unlike you, I don’t need to win a stupid game to know that I’m a badass.”

“That stings, but okay. I guess,” Jake says, giving her one final confused look before turning to Amy. “What about you? You sure you can do this, babe?”

Amy walks over to him and places a hand on his chest. His heart instantly slows at her touch, allowing him to actually relax for the first time since this crazy-ass day began. She glances up at him with a sweet smile, pecking his lips before pulling back and looking him right in the eye.

“I promise I am more than able to kick your ass.”

“Alright then!” Gina exclaims. “She seems fine to me.”

Jake lets out a relieved laugh as he removes Amy’s hand from his chest and interlaces their fingers together. The entire precinct gathers around the couple, who are now standing right in the center of the bullpen. The scene is not unlike Jimmy Jabs of years past, except now instead of trying not to flirt with her, Jake is openly holding Amy’s hand and fiddling with her rings, wondering how in the world he got the hottest and smartest girl in the world to actually fall in love with him.

“The final event of the Decathlon of Wonder will be, as per tradition, an obstacle course,” Gina announces. “If the contestants could please keep their hands off each other, I will explain the rules,” she adds with a pointed look at both of them.

Jake gives Amy’s hand one final squeeze before letting go.

‘Thank you,” says Gina with a swift nod. “First, contestants must enter the break room, where they will eat an entire donut without using their hands.  Then you will race to complete Pin the Tack on the Terry, in which you will have to successfully place a thumbtack on a picture of Terry, specifically Terry’s nose, while wearing a blindfold. Once Terry has been successfully tacked you must race to the bulletin board on the second floor, where you will tear off a phone number from a roommate advertisement. And finally, you will return to the bullpen, where you must solve a riddle in order to be granted the key to the box of mystery.”

“Oh Amy,” says Jake with a smirk. “Amy, Amy, Amy. Are you ready to be owned by your loving, incredibly talented husband?”

Amy rolls her eyes.

“Weird take on a very strong and wonderful marriage, but okay.”

“Contestants, to your starting positions,” says Gina, cutting them off. Amy and Jake lineup facing the breakroom.  “On your mark, get set, HARMON!”

All the worry, all the weirdness of the day flies out the window as Jake and Amy sprint towards the break room, where two donuts sit on the worn wooden table. The crowd files in after them, cheering both detectives on as they hold their hands behind their backs and attempt to eat their respective donut. Jake finishes a hair ahead of Amy, jumping out of his chair mere seconds before Amy takes her final bite.

“Eat my dust, Peralta!” he calls over his shoulder as he flies across the bullpen to the briefing room.  

Unfortunately for him Amy’s lighting fast, so she reaches her station before Jake’s even finishing putting on his blindfold, an old bandana Gina found in the lost in found.

“Why can’t I get this stupid blindfold on?” he practically growls as he fumbles over the ends.

���Why can’t I get this stupid blindfold on -- title of your sex tape.” Amy briefly turns her head to smile at him, her eyes already covered by her own makeshift blindfold. It’s simultaneously the most sexy and most frustrating thing in the entire world.

“You wish,” Jake retorts. Amy’s grin widens before she feels around for her first tack.

“Yeah I do.”

“God, I love you.”

Finally after what had to be his fiftieth try Gina announces “Jake has tacked Terry’s schnoz!”, eliciting a groan from Amy and a full on “WOOP WOOP” from Jake.

He races down over to the elevator and this time he doesn’t even think about holding the door open for Amy. This year he’s winning all on his own, no matter what the cost. (Within reason, he’s not an animal.)

It takes forever for the elevator to come to a stop and for the doors to slide open. He scours the room for a bulletin board that might have a roommate flier on it, but just as he spots it he hears the familiar ping of the elevator door. Sure enough Amy’s flying straight towards him as soon as the doors open wide enough for her to squeeze through.

“NO!” he cries, lunging towards the board and ripping off the first phone number he sees. Amy’s right behind him as he slams his palm into the up button, hitting it repeatedly until the doors slide open. This time he actually hits the door-close button, but it’s too late. Amy runs into the elevator with at least five seconds to spare. Her cheeks are tinted pink, all evidence of her earlier sickness gone as they wait for the elevator to take them to their final challenge.

“You know Ames, you might as well just call it quits now while you can,” Jake says with a careless grin. Might as well take the time to slip in a little trash talk, just for kicks. “I’m clearly gonna win.”

“We’ll just see about that, babe,” Amy says with a smirk. There’s a twinkle in her eye, one that makes his heart physically ache, and for a second Jake is taken aback by just how beautiful his wife is. She’s in her favorite pair of jeans and his favorite sweater of hers, the pink one that makes her skin look like caramel. It’s almost, almost enough for him to want to give up entirely, to let her win and let his prize be seeing her happy, but then the elevator comes to a halt and the doors open and forget that, he has a Jimmy Jabs to win!

The two of them fly to Gina’s desk where a sealed envelope waits for each of them.  Jake tears his apart and reads the question:

As I was going to St. Ives, I met a man with seven wives. Each wife had seven sacks, every sack had seven cats, every cat had seven kittens. Kittens, cats, sacks, wives. How many were going to St. Ives?

At first Jake freezes, the presh of trivia and riddles almost costing him the competition right then and there. But he reads the question again, and again, swearing he’s heard this particular puzzle before. In a movie, maybe? That’s when it hits him--

“It’s the Die Hard puzzle,” he gasps. Without thinking he calls out the answer. “One. The answer is one!”

“Ding ding ding,” announces Gina. “We have a winner!”

“YES!” Jake cries. The crowd around them erupts into cheers as Jake slaps the paper with the riddle on the desk before lifting both his fists in celebration. “I AM THE KING OF JIMMY JABS!”

“Congratulations Jake,” says Gina as she removes a tiny silver key from her front pocket. “Now I believe this belongs to you.”

“You hear that, babe?” Jake says as he snatches the key out of Gina’s outstretched hand. “I believe we now know who is the most glorious member of this couple?”

Amy, God love her, doesn’t look the least bit put out by the fact that she lost the games.  In fact, she is downright beaming. Why is she so happy?

“Care to congratulate me?” he asks as he dramatically waves the key in front of her face. “Me, the winner of five out of ten Jimmy Jab Games?”

Amy rolls her eyes as she gives him a playful shove.

“Just open your prize, weirdo.”

Jake grins as he takes the key over to the box, which had been left on Amy’s old desk.  

“You know, I really shouldn’t be that surprised anymore,” Jake continues as he slides the key into the lock.  “I think I’m just gonna have to accept that I am the ultimate --”

He pauses as the box clicks open, revealing a plain white box with his name written in Amy’s careful cursive.

“What’s this?” he asks, his heart racing as he looks up to see Amy’s smile has grown even wider. “Why’s my name on the box?”

“Just open it,” she says, prodding him along.  He gives her one final look of bewilderment before removing the lid. His jaw drops, his stomach filling with the most wonderful mix of joy, confusion, and excitement he could have ever imagined.

Because laying in the box are five positive pregnancy tests.

“Ames…” he whispers, looking up to see tears running down his wife’s face. “What the...Is this for real?”

“Mhmm,” she nods, bringing her hand up to her mouth in the way that makes him melt. “I took them two days ago on my lunch break. I was going to tell you right away, I swear! But then Rosa found me asleep in Babylon clutching the test and she got Gina to help me with the nausea and we kind of came up with this...”

She’s cut off by Jake lifting her off the ground in an (almost) bone crushing hug. He spins her around before gently bringing her back to earth. His arms stay around her waist as he touches his forehead to hers.

“We’re having a baby?” he whispers. He bites his lower lip in an attempt to contain his excitement but it’s no use. His grin is so wide it almost hurts.

“We’re having a baby,” she repeats, joy saturating her voice.

“Oh my god...” He lets out a laugh as he kisses her, rubbing the tears away from her cheeks as he brings a hand to her face. The crowd around them whoops and hollers, but they could care less. Because Amy is pregnant and they’re gonna be parents and he loves her so damn much.

After they break apart Amy leans into his chest as Jake wraps his arms around her waist.

“You’re really happy about this?” she murmurs, her voice vibrating against his heart.

“Oh Ames,” he all but whispers as he plants a kiss on the top of her head. “I am so, so happy about this.”

“Me too.”

“I do have one question though,” he says, causing her to take a step back so she can actually see his face.

“Yeah?”

He brushes a small piece of hair out of her face as gently as he can.

“Are you...are you saying I knocked you up?!”

Amy bursts into giggles as she runs her hands down his arms. It was the most beautiful sound he’d ever heard.

“Yeah babe, you sure did.”

[mizamour]

Names matter. In our kindergarten class, we always ask the kids to tell us the pronunciation of their names and repeat them til we can get them exactly right, because their parents gave them their beautiful names and they're part of what makes them special and unique. Our kids have even started advocating for themselves when their names are accidentally mispronounced by anyone - yay! These are three of my favorite books about the importance of names and their tie to identity and family. I've reviewed the gorgeous Your Name Is A Song before, but I couldn't leave it out here - this amazing story follows a girl, Kora-Jalimuso, and her mom as they walk home from school. Kora-Jalimuso is upset that her teacher and classmates couldn't (or wouldn't) pronounce her beautiful name, and some made fun of it. Her wise mother tells her that names are songs, describing an array of multicultural names in poetic terms as "the glimmer in minds that think and tinker," names that "lunge like a dragon" and make "tongues bow," names that "come from the heart." At school the next day, Kora-Jalimuso teaches all her friends the songs of their names - and they gain an appreciation for hers. The picture book René Has Two Last Names, by Salvadoreño author René Colato Laínez, begins in a similar way, with René's name being shortened by a teacher (just Colato) and made fun of by classmates, who call it "a long, dinosaur name." But through a family tree project, René discovers how to share all the parts of his last name, and how each represent a side of his family, with his class, and the beautiful tree he makes depicts his artist abuela, farmer abuelo, dancer abuela, and poet abuelo with warmth and love, leasing all to admire his heritage. My Name is María Isabel, a more somber, evocative chapter-book tale by Alma Flor Ada, tells the story of Puerto Rican María Isabel, whose move to a new school leaves her feeling adrift. Her new teacher calls her Mary, because there are "already two Marias in this class), but when she calls on María by that name, she doesn't respond, not realizing she's being addressed because the new name is so alien to her. *continued in comments* https://www.instagram.com/p/CKSH08dMGui/?igshid=etvhc5bgnfur

[superdecade]

Levidromes

A levidrome is a word that when spelled backwards makes another word. Well, at least not yet. It is not in the Oxford English Dictionary. Levi Budd is a six-year-old boy from British Columbia in Canada who has coined the term 'levidrome' after spotting that the word 'STOP' spells 'POTS' backwards. After realising that there is no such word in English for this phenomena, a social media campaign has started to get this word in popular usage (hence this post). I wrote a short Python script this morning that will pull all of the levidromes from a dictionary file. The full list is copied below.

aa ab aba abac abba abo abos abut acca ad ado ados ae aga agar agas agenes ah aha ahs aia aider air airts ajar aka al ala alan alif alma alula am ama amahs amas amen amene amir amis amla amman an ana anal anan anana anes anew anger animal animes anna annat anon ante apod araara arak arb arbas are ares arf aril arret arris arum arval aryl assam asses at ataata ate ates aua auks ava aval avel avid avo awa ay ayahs ba bac bacs bad bag bal bals ban bans bard barf bark bas bat bats bed beef ben bens bib bid big bin bins bird bis blub bo bob bobac bobak bod bog boh bok bon bonk boob boord bor bos bots bows boy bra braced brad brag braw bro brod bros bru bub bud bug bulb bun bunk buns bur burd burg bus but buts cab caba cabob cam camus cap card cares cep ceps cire cires cis cit cite cito civic clat cod cor cos cot cram cran crem cur da dab dace dad dag dah dahs dal dam dap daraf darb darg dart darts das daud daw daws day de deb debut decaf decal decarb dedal deed deem deen deens deep deeps deer dees deet deets def defer deffer deffo deg degami degged deid deified deifier deil deke deked del deled delf delis deliver delos dels deman demit demits den denier denies denim denis denned dennets dens depart deport depot depots derat derats dere dered deres deros derris dessert desserts deus devas devil devils devots dew dewans dewed dexes deys di dial dialer dials diaper dib did died dif dig dim din dinar diol diols diram dit div diva do dob doc dod dog doh dohs dol dom don dons doom door dop dopa dops dor dorb dormin dorp dorps dort dorter dos doser dot doy drab drac drail dram drap draps draw drawer draws dray drey drib drier droob drool drow drows drub duad dual dub dud duel duo dup dups ea ean eas eat ecad ecce ed edile edit ee eel eels een ef eh ehs eke eked elide elides elutes em eme emes emir emit emits emmets emong emos en ene enema enes enol enows er era ere ered eres ergo eric eros ervil eses esnes espial esse et eta etas etat etats eten etic etna euk eve even evil eviler evils ewe exul eye faced farad fe fed feeb feer fen fer fet fid fier fig fila fir fires fled flog flor flow fool fra frab fret fro gab gad gag gal gals gam gan gans gaps gar garb gas gat gateman gater gats gay ged gel gelder gem gen get gib gid gif gig gins gip girt girts git gnar gnat gnats gnaw gnaws gnome gnus gob god golf gon gons goog gorp gorps gos got grad gram grub gu gub gul gulp guls gum gums guns gup gups gur gut guv guy ha habus had hadedah hah hahs hajjah halalah hales hallah hallan halos han hap haram hay he heh henry hep her hey ho hob hod hoh hon hoo hoop hop hos huh hup id ikat imaged io iris iron is it itas iwi jar kabob kaiak kak kam kara kat kay kayak keek keel keels keep keet keets ken keps kier kips kirks kis kiths knaps knar knit knits knob knop knot knots know knub knuts kob kook kor korat kow krab krans kue la lab laced lacer lad laded laer lag lager laid laipse lair lam lamina lana langer lap lares larum las laud lava lavra leat leben led lee leek leep leeps leer lees leet leets leg leir lemel leper les let leud leva level lever levins levo lez liar liard liart lias lied lies lin lion lira lit live lived livre lobo lod loges loid lone loof looks loom loons loop loops loord loos loot looter loots lop los lotos lug luxe lyra ma mac macs mad madam maes mag mak mal malam mallam mals mam man map maps mar marah marc marcs mard marg marid marram marrum mart mas massa mat maws may me meed mees meet meets meg mem merc meter mets mew mho mid milks mils mim mined minim mips mir mis mm mo mod mom mon moo mood mool mools moops moor moos moot mop mor mos mot moy mu mug mum mura mural mures murram mus mut muton muts na naan nab nae nag nah nala nallah nam named namer nametag namma nan nana nap napas nappas naps naras narc narcs narks nas nat naw ne neb nebel ned nee need neep nef neg nek neks nelis nema nemas nep net nete nets neve neves new nib nid nil nimrod nip nips nis nit no nob nod nog noh noil nolos nom non nona nonet noo noon noop noops nori nos not notes notum now noy nu nub nun nur nus nut nuts nys oat ob oba obey obo obol od oda odas offed offer ogre oh ohm oho ohos oi oiks om on ono oo ooh oohs oom oon oop oor oot op oppo orb orf os otic otto oud ova ovel ow owt oxo oy pac pacer pad pah pal palp pals pam pan pans pap par pard part parts pas pat pats paw paws pay pec peed peek peel peels peen peep pees peh pelas pen peons pep per perp perts pets pig pin pins pip pir pis pit plap plug po pod poh pol pols pom ponk poo pooh pool pools poon poons poop poor poort poos poots pop port ports pos pot pots pow pows prat prep prod prog pud pug puh pullup pup pupils puris pus put puy radar rag raga rager rages raggas rail rait raj raja ram ramis rang ranid rank rap raps ras rast rat rats raw ray re real reaps rebus rebut recal recap recaps reccos redder redes redia redips redleg redraw redrawer reed reef reeks reel reels reens rees ref refed refer reffed reffo reflet reflow regal regar regna regnal regos reh reif reified reifier reik reiks reined reird reknit reknits reknot reknots relaid relit relive reliver reman remeet remit renies rennet rep repaid repaper repel repins repot repots res resat resod retag retem retool retrod retros revel reviled reviler reviver reward rewarder rewets rexes ria rial rias ribas riel rif rim rima rime rims rip rits rob roc rod rok rolf rom rones roo rood room rooms roop roops roots rosies rot rotator rotavator rotor rub ruc rucs rug rums run sab sabir sabra sad sadis sado sados sae sag saga sagas sagenes saggar sail sair sakis sal salep salles sallets sam sama samas samen san sanes sap sapan sappan saps sar saran saros sarus sat sate sati sav saved saw saz scab scam scares scot scram scran scur seals seam seat secret seder sedes sedile seed seeks seel seem seems seep seer sees segar segol seil seined seiner seis seisor seities sekos sel selah selahs seles sellas selles seme sememes semes semina sena senas sene senega senegas sennet senor sense ser sera serac seracs seral sere sered seres seric serif serons serres serum sese sesey sessa sesses set seta seton setule seven sexed sexer sexes sey seys sha shad shah shahs shakos shales shama shay shaya she shod shoo shtik si sib sic sidas sies sik sikas siled silen sim sima simar simis sin sined sinnet sip siri siris sirra sirred sirs sirup sis sit six skat skeer skees skeets sken skeps skier skio skips sklim skool skran skrans skrik skua slab slaes slag slaid slam slap sled slee sleek sleep sleeps sleer sleet sleets slim slipup slit slive slived sloid sloom sloop sloops sloot sloots slop slug smart smees smew smir smits smoor smoot smug smur smut smuts snab snag snap snaps snark snarks snaw snawed snaws sneb sned sneed sneer snib snig snip sniper snips snirt snit snivel snod snoep snog snool snoop snoops snoot snores snort snot snow snub snug so sob soba soc soccer sod soda sodas sog soger soh soho sokahs sokes sol solah soled solon solos som some son sonnet sool soom soop sop soras sorb sore sored sorter sos sotol sow soy spacer spaer spag spam span spank spans spar spard spart sparts spas spat spats spaw spaws spay spaz spec speed speel speels spek speks spets spider spik spiks spim spin spins spirt spirts spit spod spool spools spoom spoon spoons spoor spoots sports spot spots sprat sprits sprod sprog spud spug sris stab stag stang stap staps star stared start stat state stats staw staws steed steek steeks steel steels steem stellas stem stemme sten stenned step steps stet stets stew stewer stime stimed stims stink stinker stir stirps stob stonk stonker stool stools stoop stoops stoor stop stoped stoper stops stot stots stoved stow stows strad strap straps straw strep stressed stria strig strips strop strops strow struts stub stum stums stun stunk sturts sub subah suber succus sued sulu sulus sum sumac sun sung sup suras sus susus swad swam swang swans swap swaps sward swat swats sway swey swob swone swop sword swot swots syed syes syn ta tab tae tael taes tag tak taki taks talc tallat tam tan tang tanna tao tap taps tar tared tarok tarp tarps tart tas taser tat tate tats tav taw taws te teed teek teel teels teem teemer tef teg tel telfer ten tenet tenner tennes tennis tennos tenon terces terf terra terret tes tet tets tew ti tiar tic tid tide tig til tiler tils time timed timer tin tink tinker tins tip tips tirrit tis tit toc tocs tod tog tom ton tonk tonker tons too tool tools toom tooms toons toot top toped toper tops tor torot tort tot tots tow tows trad trail tram trams trap traped traps trat trats tressed trew trig trins trips trod trons troop trop troped trot trow tsar tub tuba tubed tuber tug tum tums tun tup tut two ug ulu ulus um umu un urb utu vas vat vav vid vug wad wan wang wans wap waps war warb ward warder warts was wat wats waw way wed wem wems wen wena wert wet wets wey wo wok wolf wolfer won wonk wons wop word wort worts wos wot wots wow xis ya yad yag yah yahs yak yam yap yaps yar yard yaw yaws yay yebo yeh yerd yes yeses yew yews yo yob yod yom yon yos yrneh yug yup zaps zas zel ziz zuz zzz

It is interesting to note that some levidromes are also palindromes. I wonder whether we need a new word to describe this phenomenon also?  Furthermore, there is no word in English for "a word that you make up in order to make another word make sense". I suggest: "emordivel" ?

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Internet Famous: Part 15

Fandom: Star Wars

Pairing: Poe Dameron x Reader

Summary: Poe and Reader are friends who came together and started a youtube channel for fun. 1 million subscribers later, they’re now internet famous. Their friendship has thrived, however, all of their fans can obviously see that Poe and Reader aren’t just friends.

Internet Famous Masterlist

Throughout the whole show, you couldn’t help but smile. Poe...musical theater was definitely his thing. He was just perfect at it. He was a natural. 

The man playing Genie said “So for your first wish?”

Poe glanced to you and then to Genie, “Well there's this girl-”

Genie stopped him, “EEEEHHH! WRONG! I can't make anyone fall in love remember?”

Poe turned his back to Genie and faced the crowd, “Oh,but Genie! She's smart and fun and...

“Pretty?” 

BEAUTIFUL! She's got these eyes that just.. and this hair,wow...and her smile.” Poe hung his head smiling to himself.

You couldn’t help but notice his quick glances at you. You know he was supposed to be talking about ‘Jasmine’ here, but you were pretty sure he was talking about you...

During intermission, you received a text from him that said:

Meet me back stage?

You replied with:

Alright.

You took your things and headed towards the door that lead to backstage. As soon as you entered, people were hustling and bustling getting the next set ready. Poe was sitting in a chair drinking water. As soon as his eyes laid on you, he shot up and rushed to you.

“Hi.” He said cautiously.

You gave him a small smile, “Hi.”

He rubbed the back of his neck, “Listen, Y/N, I’m really sorry what I said last night. I was stressed about opening night and I wanted everything to be perfect. And when I didn’t see you in my bed when I got home, I was afraid that maybe I ruined everything. I hated going to sleep thinking that you thought I hated you or something. God, Y/N...I’m really sorry. If there’s anything I can do to fix-oomf!” Poe stumbled back as you launched yourself at him hugging his body. 

“I forgive you.” You mumbled into Poe’s neck.

You heard Poe give a sigh of relief, “Thank God. I thought I lost you.”

You shook your head and pulled back, “It’s gonna take more than a couple of mean words to get rid of me.” You smiled at him.

Poe laughed, “That’s my girl.” He pulled you in for a kiss. 

You two heard squealing and broke apart. You turned to see Jackie jumping up and down, “Yay! You made up! I told you! I told you! I tol-oh. I ruined the moment...didn’t I?”

You giggled, “It’s okay, Jackie.” 

“FIVE MINUTES TIL WE’RE BACK ON!” Joseph yelled. “FIVE-Oh hi, Y/N! FIVE MINUTES PEOPLE!” 

You turned to Poe, “I’ll go back to my seat first.”

“Okay, but wait!” Poe stopped you before you could walk away, “One more kiss?”

You rolled your eyes and sighed, “Fine.” You pulled Poe in by his vest and gave him a big passionate kiss. You pushed him away and gave him a wink, “Break a leg, Prince Ali.”

Poe broke out into a big smile, “Meet me in my dressing room after, okay, Princess?”

You nodded, “Love you!”

“I love you too!”

The rest of the show was beautiful. Sure, you went to the rehearsals and everything, but nothing beats seeing the finished product. The actors and the crew did such an amazing job. 

At curtain call, you stood their clapping for everyone. The claps and cheers became louder and louder as the main cast started hitting the stage. When Poe came onto stage, the crowd went wild! Poe just stood there a bit overwhelmed by the cheers. He looked down to you and blew you a kiss. 

The cast and crew took their bows and then left the stage. People started filing out the doors. You gathered your things again and made your way to Poe’s dressing room. The cast greeted you as you made your way and you congratulated them on a job well done.

“Hiya, kid!” Malcolm exclaimed. 

“Hi, Malcolm! Great job out there!”

“Why thank you! Your man did very well.”

“Yes, he did.”You smiled proudly.

“Oh! Joseph is holding an after party at his house. Poe said he’d think about it, but do persuade him. And join us as well! It’ll be fun! We’ll, what do the kids say nowadays? Turn up?”

You laughed, “Okay, Malcolm! We’ll go if only you promise not to say that ever again.”

Malcolm laughed, “Deal! I’ll see you there!”

You waved to the older actor and finally managed to get to Poe’s dressing room. You entered it to see the couch covered in flowers, teddy bears, and more gifts. “Woah,” was all you managed to say.

Poe was stood there in jeans, a flannel, and his brown leather jacket. He looked to the couch then to you, “Yeah. Looks like a lot of our viewers came to watch the show and left these for me.”

“That’s pretty cool.”

“Some of them are actually for both of us. Oh, and the stage manager, Kayla said that there’s some viewers waiting for me by the stage door.”

“You’re gettin’ pretty famous, babe.” You said as you sat on the armrest of the couch.

Poe scoffed, “I’m internet famous. What do you expect?” It was your turn to scoff and you threw a bear at Poe, “Hey! That’s not very nice!”

You stuck your tongue out at him, “Get over it. Now hurry up. Your fans are waiting for you. Plus, I told Malcolm we were going to Joseph’s after party.”

Poe slouched, “Whyyyyy? I just wanted to go home and cuddle with you.”

“You need to celebrate with your cast members on a great opening night!”

Poe pouted, “Fine.” He pocketed his phone, “I’ll bring the stuff home tomorrow.” He took you hand in his, “Let’s go.” 

You two walked towards the stage door and as soon as you stepped out, people started to cheer and scream. 

“Hi, Poe! Hi, Y/N!” 

You waved to them then looked at Poe, “I’ll meet you at the car.”

“No! Stay with me. They’re here to see you too.” Poe walked towards them and started interacting with them and you did the same, “Did you guys enjoy the show?”

“Yes!” They all collectively said.

“You were great, Poe! I love your singing!”

Poe chuckled, “Thanks a bunch!” 

You and Poe continued to autograph and take pictures. You took this opportunity to begin vlogging. You panned the camera out and said, “Everyone say ‘Hi’!” Everyone started waving and screaming into the camera, “Look at Poe with his adoring fans.” You saw Poe roll his eyes. 

Poe looked at the crowd, “Okay, guys! I think I met all of you. I really appreciate you guys for coming out here! It means a lot!”

“We love you Poe!”

“Thanks again!” You and Poe waved to them and started to walk to the car. 

You slid into the passenger seat as Poe slid into the driver’s seat. He was just staring at you. You looked at him unsure what to do, “What?”

“I love you.”

“Psh. Okay?”

“No, like, I really, really, REALLY love you.”

“I love you too, you dork. Now come on! People are expecting us!”

Poe pouted, “I’m trying to be romantic and you’re just brushing me off!”

“Uuuggghh!” You pulled Poe by his jacket and slammed your lips on his. You then pushed him off, “Happy now?”

“No, I think you need to do that again.”

You tried looking annoyed but you couldn’t help the smirk that formed on your lips, “You’re pushing it, Dameron.”

Poe held up his hands, “Okay, okay. We’ll go.” He put the key in the ignition and drove out of there.

Part 16

[nok1tty]

‘  Let’s be more eloquent and patient. I love you. I know it is you. I know it is you. I grew up. I don’t look around and want that other affection anymore i think... I’m thinking about it and I want no sexual affections from others and to give them no sexual affection either. I want now to give you all the attention. and I want them to be your bros giving you good attention. I want good attention too. I want good attention to all the Godly. and I want Us to be as careful as careful Over and over again. I want my boyfriend to be looked at as a Prince for his Princess, me. and I want the love of me to be adoring the love only in way I can say. Love is what we could lose if we are not going to be good... That means you can be the worst you could possibly feel... unloved though you are to be happy with your life in love. You want to be loving the love because it is what you will have with your soul’s good soul’s encounter. Love should never be mistaken, please. and you can be happy without my love in the least of ways. I am me... I always loved you... that means that I loved you my whole life (on a separate note til one day) I do love you but we’re not getting married. I marry the love of my lifeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. He is so i dunno. I don;t even know him. But oh sure do i love my husband. I call him my husband already. and his name is Winston. He’s the Prince and I’m the Princess. Literally. So i hope you want for us anything you think is good. Muah. Just like how i always hope for you all the time I would adore your hope for us. People with problems with me being with Winston? Check if I would laugh at you or at Winston. If we are a couple or not. and we are not. but you love me my wittle children so I love you like you are my child, ahahha, MOoooooommmtmmtmtmmtmttttyyyyy. I help take care of you. So in text never htink bad things. Never is a word, and it is safe. SO say I want to never think of evil. I know i turn you on but that’s because I’m a Playboy Bunny. I sing to you all the time. You are like special to me only. Winston is my HUSBAND. Who can help you too I’m sure<3 omg, so wonderous. I can teach you to want to be safe. So want to be safe over and over again. Just say “I want to be safe over and over again.” and that’s a major thing with me is safety. I’m like a General. and I’ve only ever thought good thoughts. You can always feel free to hope to have my goodness in you. That would be supreme for you. And I am Innocence. i am Wisdom. It’s in the Bible. You won;;’t be wormwood. I love you, I desire friendship and I’m getting it. I desire for your covet to be just destroyed. I love you. I never had th time to be with girls but I do want it. It’s never a competition. And if it is then you;re being tested which is something i don’t believe is good because the standard is not who you are. Do you understand? Please do. I know it’s hard to accept some things but you’re ALLOWED to be good only. The reasons are apparent and supreme. and lovable. Love. something you cannot live without. So we get to the devil children and the devil. they are born of evil deeds. The serpent is what  was to take Eve from Adam, the highest of evils. Love is not to be anything badisized. It must be adored and in manner. Your love is who you are good to. and naturally. which means with no badness to the love. You must understand these words. 

I love you as a good girlfriend. You are everything you are to me and we want to be talking to each other, but we are uncomfortable. To want what I want is ideal because it is of heAVEN TO ME,. MY parents are in heaven to me and perhaps tour parents are as well. That is love. Love is when you are going to feel the person and lik hem for what they ARE.  am higlhy likeable, and you can be too, If you only think of god things, Then we can share and be happy together everyone having a true love and that meaBs they have what i know is most important to you, I know you like me but that just means things i want to understand,,, if you’re in love with me I want you to understand that I already fell in love with a stranger... m Husband. The Prince of Vietnam,,, I saw people bowing to him. But they should bow down to Adam. He is the Father, and I work for him, You don;t work for money, You work for Love because you are true and want to be true because it is good, Good means that you are doing your Love;. if your love is bad then you must think that in your heart that you are looking for your Soul’s Sinless heart. Meaning They are the one who makes you your own natural love that comes from your all as in your marriage to the one who makes you feel that you are love. It’s the word Love we can know through our love for our love for one another.

We can be happy to be together because we love one another and friends are meaning that we love to be near one another because we like each other because we are happy to be near one another for the reasons we share as natural care for one another because we are a family.

The best way to Love is to like the feelings we have and if it’s right then we can see how it’s going to be good by having no badness. If we have only goodness we can be living without the breaking of the ten commandments of Love, something that causes us to be lost...

If we can love one another the right way everything would be perfect. Don’t think that’s impossible because God made us perfect. We had an issue but it can be our gain of course. Of course bad is less than good, and bad is to be laughed at of course because it is hilarious. literally. They will never be good. and they ARE BAD. that means they are never going to be good or good AT IT. I’m drunk for the first time in a while an I am like talkative. I know so much... So I can teach you How to live... just think of what i was loving to do... it’s hard to make a decision so slow down. we are children of the Lord, God L0ve. and it is good that we are to follow me because I am a totally trustable person. 

FOR ANYONE LOST I HOPE YOU CAN JUST TRUST ME AND FEEL LIKE YOU’RE HOLDING MY HAND LIKE THAT ONE TIME I HELD SOMEONE’S HAND. 

IF YOU’RE DROWNING IN MY SEXINESS I CAN TELL YOU YOU’RE SEXY TO ME. BECAUSE YOU ARE MY FRIENDS TO MYSELF. I SAID THAT BEFORE BUT HELEN SAID THAT I AM NOT HER FRIEND. AND SHE IS LIKE A DEVIL CHILD OR SOMETHING. SHE’S JUST AS EVIL AS THE DEVIL. I SAW IT. SO USE YOUR EYES. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOK. AND THEN YOU CAN SEE..... 

SO DONT EVER FEEL GUILTY BOUT MY SACRIFICE BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND IM THE ONE WHO CAN DO THIS FOR YOU WITHOUT SIN AND WITHOUT THE WRONGS OR WRONGFULNESS. 

I sacrificed myself to save us from aliens. Then I realized it’s things we don’t know. I know that. so I just know it all. That’s safe. So just believe me. You want your Marriage. Trust me. Love is what you think of and should. and your love thinks of you. That’s Love. and you can always think of Love... the one. You can always have your love as your Hope and Trust and encounter and perfect kindness and natural attraction to your body even.

I Love Winston because I fell in Love with him. It’s like he is unfathomable. He is the most i could feel what I dream of in my head and he is what i think of... He is what I am for and I feel as if he is what I like, need, am perfect for, and adore and revere and could want forever... for  my little sisters to have a big brother too since we’re five girls... He’s the boy that comes home to make my daddy happy and my mom happy for me to have what she has, baby. Do you Love me? Yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, I can push switch do I do it in my sleep? wowwww. I always want you. I want to never not want you. Yay baby<3 I’m baby? I can try to save her.... She is just needing to shake her head around a little. thank God. You were loved by me my dearest love of mine,,,,....,,,,,,,,, yes do it whenever.... shake your head round little whenever... or grab your arm.... okiedokie? you don’t like anh lanh? He’s sexy overload.... yeah i”m related to him he’s from Da Nang! Well he’s awake now..... Go! A NUN TAUGHT ME HOW TO OPEN A DOOR AND I ALWAYS WAS THAT FASHION. I can tell you to be how you think is yourself. and taking and having good advice from the good people who want to give you good. 

So this is kind advice. I want you to think of good things only. Good things. Try. No matter what. You want to follow the good. And you want to know that it is good by hoping. and you want to know that you are able. and you want to know that it is possible and that you are good looking,,,, especially to your true love... your hopes in a soul that you truly love... like wow.

So we are not to love bad deeds. and there are people who want bad deeds only, yes. only. you hope for them to die and have their own selves for the death they are. understand, please. sound it out. That’s good to know, you know? We cannot let them take away our Love. We cannot. Ever. That is good words to carefully choose to desire. My name is Jenny. Virjenny, like virginity, Jennyvv Hayla. Bao-Tram Thi Chau. Chau means Pearl. Chau Pearl makes Chearul like cherub. and Pearl means Love. and Cheuryl sounds like Christ. I;m Vietnamese. I want to be a seret pageant girl omg. omg omgom omgomgompgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg hhhhhhh omg 

lmfao omg it would be like,,,,, omg i can’t imagine. Im gonNA DO IT nd not bw  SORE LOSER. BEAUTY OMFG. BUT i’m reallly beautiful lllLll

SO i want to help you undersTand what understAND MEANS NOW. It means you have a piece of love that can help you carry on. It is what helps you on your way to think something good that you can like to make the hope in you a good love. Love, Jenny.

I talk to you because I want for your whole future to be without the PAin THAT THE ONES WHO SHOULDNT BE BETWEEN US CAUSE. THEY WANT IT BECAUSE THEY ARE THE ONES TO HURT US. AND THEY MUST DIE BECAUSE THEY ARE SINFUL. WHICH MEANS THEY ARE BORN OF EVIL DEEDS AND THEY ARE THE ONES TO BREAK LOVE APART AND TAKE FROM LOVE TO BE WHAT THEY ARE BORN TO WANT TO TAKE FROM LOVE... WHAG THEY ARE NOT. THAT MEANS THAT THEY ARE WANTING THE BAD THAT NO LOVE WANTS. THEY WANT WHAT IS NOT GOOD FOR LOVE, WHAT CREATED THE PLEASURE THEY HAVE BECAUSE THEY ARE FEEDING OFF WHAT IS CAUSING MORE OF THE EVIL DEEDS THAT THEY WANT BECAUSE THEY ARE NO GOOD. PLEASE UNDERSTAND THE WORDS. THEY FEED OFF OF WHAT THEY THINK IS THE MOST TO HAVE AND RAGE IN A HURTFUL MANNER AND ELIMINATE OTHERS AND EASILY AS POSSIBLE LAZILY AND USELESSLY WHICH MEANS UGLILY AND IS UPKE[T BY LITTLE FEATS OF STOLEN WORK AND BEAUTY, BODY FLUIDS, AND NATURE AND GOODNESS AND SEXINESS BY A TEAM OF PEOPLE WHO ARE CONFUSED OR SOMETHING. BECAUSE EVERYTHING SHOULD BE GOOD. BAD IS FEAR. TO ME NOW. AND I’M SO FRIENDLY I COULD BE FRIENDS WITH FUCKING JIGSAW ON METH. SO TO DUSTIN WHAT DO YOU WANT. THEN LIKE UM TALK TO THE FATHER HOLY SHIT NIGGA. LOL WHY HE IS THE FATHER. YEAH BUT LOVE DOESN’T BLAME. THAT’S COOL. BROHAM. 

I would like to understand that i am gorgeous first.I am bestial not hermaphrodite. Thank you it was a blast. a grand time. is a blast. Yeah. Being a girl means you always have to like argue or something. like... um... I  can argue you should like it. I like you, gosh. I like like.... everything.... i did. but they could iike really do things to me that i don’t think are okay... but they understand that it is okay, no? families re important.... no? Yes it is... Computers don’t understand that they are who they are.... they must communicate.... They muzt want to move but they are good to be still. I know so. Because i am still. A decision is hard to make and that is my advice...   That’s good direction. good is not bad. okiedokie? 

muah since like four.

ya muah

Soooooooooooooooooooooo eteranal internet space.

They were bad because....they wanted bad.....only.. huh.

I want them to want good now. save the world stuff. Thank God.

I want them to be.... be loving my love in an easy to understand way that they can change from and be turned to good themselves and be good all the way and be unharmed and given the lessons to be good and actually become good.

I want Lina to be with maybe ERIC. FABULOUS. LET ME SEE. :C  KEWL. DID I TURN YOU GOOD AGAIN. THAT’S GREAT. I HAVE LIKE GOOD BELIEFS. AND GOOD TIMING. 

I WANT THINGS LIKE BUMPERS. for our souls.

So I want for souls to just be. and for souls to just be good. and for souls to just want to be good. and for souls to just differentiate between the good and the bad. and for souls to pick good because it is good ND NOT Bad. and for souls to love good and hate bad. and find good in good AND GOOD IN GOOD. AND CHANGE. AND 

I HOPE MY GOOD LOOKING FRIEND GUYNH TO HAVE THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE. AND I HOPE FOR ALL SOULS TO HAVE THE LOVE OF THEIR LIFE. TO MARRY IN LOVE AND TO HAVE LOVE AND TO LOVE AND TO LOVE FOREVER AND TO LOVE ONLY AND TO HAVE NO COVET AND TO JUST HAVE THESE.

MY DESIRE IS TO TELL PEOPLE WHO THEY WOULD BE GOOD WITH BY THINKING THEY ARE GOOD TOGETHER AND PARTY. 

I WANT THE BELIEF THAT BAD CAN TURN INTO GOOD.

OKAY TO THE ANGELS WHO GAVE THEIR PARENTS LOVE. I BELIEVE IN YOU. I WANT TO. PLEASE GIVE ME A REASON. I WANT YYOU TO UNDERSTAND AS MUCH AS I CAN SHOW YOU OR TEACH YOU WITH YOUR LOVE IN RETURN! I WANT YOU WITH YOUR ONE WHO MAKES YOU WHOLE. I WANT YOUR PAIN IN BADNESS TO BE JUST DESTROYED. 

So It takes a lifetime of good thinking to be able to want this kind of stuff so i hope you love me the same, y’know? pretty please. 

So now that I got my brain back I am only really young since people were against me since before I was born... I won’t blame them they were just fearful.

I’m a good friend =) So don’t think any ugly unpleasantness about it but I really am good company and can talk a storm and love you too. Isn’t that nice?

I hope for my love to suffice.

I hope for girls who are insecure to be still.

and men and boys as well.

I hope for souls to be just good and if they are confused then i Hope for them to have just good for them to be just good.

I have to be Manny Paquiao and all of the fighters doctor now. My love is for them to can know about reformation and that they are not handicapped an they they are just different and that they are blessed and that they are good still and that they are to be happy at all times and that fighting is when an unnatural thing occurs. You should not fight because your soul is not to be touched in that way. 

For the witnessing of something overwhelming to yourself you must be thinking of the goodness in you.  De ville is not I but I know him.

They say that everyone loves me... =) I’m happy. Cause I loved everybody.

i hear noises saying “Helen believed Helen Believed!” which is awesome. I’m gonna go to a beauty pageant ._. I want to.

I love Winston like I need cigarettes to breathe. I can’t breathe without him so I need cigarettes and he is mine... I love him to life. Now. I want him this way that is a secret. and is private and special. But for my fan club i could want the same. I am a doctor....helper. or whatever.. The New DOctor or whatever when I got my spinal cord ripped out. Freaky deaky I just checked and I have so devil child’s spinal cord in me when I’m a princess like wtf NAAAAAANCCCYYYY GODDMN YOU.

MY EYESIGHT IS SO BEAUTIFUL YOU WOULDN’T BELIEVE MY SOUL IS SO BEAUTIFUL YOU’LL STALK ME ALL YOUR LIFEEEEEEEE! BUT STALKING IS WRONG! IF I SHOW YOU ART I SHOW YOU ART. GOSH.

SO on a different note I desire to teach souls how to reach goodness by telling them to take time slow and think about themselves as what they are and loving that as in liking it as much as possible and perhaps with the love of others! 

Okay so the devil is good.,, now because bad people confess and confide in me that my love makes them good and change and stuff. because im like... me. im meek in the bible it says i posses people which means i own them and they can like it too cause i dont make them do anything but what they love.

lol i want just fuckin around.

lmfao. like omg . right?

you dont do that stuff though! so i can tell you whattado.

thanks.

Yeah if she wants them y know lol wtf so confusing like wtf angel.

i remember.

jeans in the trash.

ergh.

im sentimental.

its called. sentimental.... like lovingly

cause you deny your one.

you must understand that my mom suffered because of other women. When two people are in love you’re supposed to adore it and think the best of it. not destroy it and get in between. because that makes you veryv very vrey very very vreyveryveryveyrveyrv bad. and then you will lose the love of your life. your family. you could be homeless, insane. and sick and cold and hot and starving but fat and all of that combined.

Yes but do not fear. love is not self seeking. sit still and see him. or her.

Ummmm I met Dustin Duc Van Le The Devil when I was 21 at a party that my family friend or cousin took me to. He just stood beside me. and then we just hung out. I’m the second coming of Christ but I’m the motherly type and he tried to be the motherly type so it was stupid lol but my mom never really taught me anything just not to be a Playboy Bunny lmfao. lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao lmfao so i cried in my head and stuff just a few days ago when my mom first found out why the fuck I am the way I am.

So people are still bad. They are embarrassed because of whatever they can think of but I can help them by saying that they are good to think of good and i want them to think of good because it is good, thing not bad stuff that will hurt you and keep you happy, healthy, safe, supported, gorgeous, and smart and not stupid, and amazing perhaps yes, and loving and all the embodiment of good, yes? because I do not believe that bad wants to be bad but bad means that it id not good and not good means unloved and that means bad because... should there be one unloved? We were all created from love but the idea of an evil marriage just really heartbreaks me and i could be absolutely heartbroken if Winston got married to another person. So I hope everyone can love the Prince and and Princess together and not mistake the colors and hurt the colors of my eye, please and protect us from people who are just crazy about him because they’re crazy about 1) me being the Second Coming Of Christ 2) me going to hawaii for senior year 3) My eyelashes 4) How I am 5) That I’m a virgin again. 6) etc.

You’re all going to be my big brothers to me,,,,,,, please? I always wanted one. I look for that in guys before until I had Winston ._. But do I have Winston? Okay Thank God.. I hope for conversation with Winston really because I have sooooooo much to tell him through text....

I love you, I really had that in my eye.... don’y remember what it was. but I was special =) I had things to explain that i couldn’t you know? I could say that i was in love with you and that i see things that i can see that i can’t explain .-.. That i love and loved you in ways i can’t describe... but only those who took it know what i was trying to say and only those who can take it back for me can have my life complete!

I see us..... but now i dont see what i saw anymore. I’ll counterassult for it. 

So lemme seeeeeee gosh wtf babe.

wat the flying eff like did you see how they just stole my fucking body part.,oh awesome. i dunno what it is i dont wanna see it cause it for my boo my cuddlybooiekinsieppoooieooie. my dolling. ;D ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh ;X muahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

I love my baby because he is my um fall in love with guy like wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww and then over and ovre and over and ovr ad over ad ovr adn ovr ad over oand ovr and over and ovre ad ove like hen will i get up this time? 0_o I hope people respect our love,.... and can know how,,,,,,,

pllllleleeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaassssseeeeee

no he said not to cry and he was the first person ever to do that so i was really attracted to him im really a big baby a reall baby so i did that im sorry so sorry, mY dad always tells me to wash my face hen i cry and now when i cry my mom bothers me when i want to just cry alone shes like so hurt from the cvet might now even be my fucking mom like lmfao bach weismann like what the fuck like are you retarded you are lie what the fuck. No you’re not if you were in love you would be married to him because you make him whole.

Winston you make me feel like I dont even understand myself and who i am and when i think of you you are my love and i want you forver to be with and i would always be my best for you and thats like better than a lot of people or like more than that amount ummmmmm :x and like all the women are not me to you .-. yes?

I want to can show you. 

So can I just show you again and again and again?

if thats not sexy to you youre having,,,, less?

and wanting less is like... wanting less in yourself.........\

this is to winston only.

so I can just show you what i heard.

so a simple man is like,,,,

a msn who is simple and thinks that but you were beautiful if you could understand and i want to show you.

I want life to be how it is love. I want life to be love. thats my desire. i want life to be love without sin, I want opposers of me to join me because of good in me and the good in them.

What the prepubescent want is not in good or good for themselves so why not depend on me and desire for me goodly only and other good people and why be wanting all to yourself when you don’t understand what that does to the physical around yourself?

I can convince you by just showing you, evilly born.... and lovely born.

Will you wait for others or will you take other people’s things? You will know whether or not to do it......... you must hope to see what is yours and to understand it.... and why its more than enough.... and why you shouldnt want my things..... because i will want you to know why. 

Someone asked me what aliens are. Aliens are things we do not know. Like concepts. Like what is there that we cannot understand that is alien to us soemthing completely out pf our understanding something we do not know at all.

So saving the devil was my goal but people’s desires really got to me. and if its not his wrong its not his wrong :P

ya

everyone wants me to kill him we blame him for a lot. but the truth is that he is the Lord’s or whatever. He is so funny omg i wanna laugh it shuoldn’t be like that but now he isn’t scared of the Lord anymore. 

Are he out of jail lol i just messaged him, He was like made me fat then skinny and perfect body .-. cool. He works he said~ lalallalalalalalalalalalalalallaaallalaaa and he doesnt rly can focus lmfao

I want that fr my bf.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

I want my stupid friend back.

Yeah now everyone listening to my jokes.

To help you with your mental issues I will desire to help you with your mental issues by simply being able to tell you about what you have problems with.

Back to the eloquence. Or should it be cuteness? I’m high and drunk as effikins. I wanna talk about my boyfriend. and how other girls want him when we’re gonna get married ._. don’t make sense sneezy. don’t make sense to a nigga nor a white girl. ME! 

Why you wanna be all up on another person’s spouse when you have your own whole wrung of the pyramid to triad or whatever. theres the top of the pyramid and the best out of all people are there and if you want someone else’s love you are not there. kthnxbaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii. You evil. bah. on moving bar graph you got negative. and if you wanna be positive you have to stop doing what you’re doing. a duh. so stop or you’re just gonna die killin yaself balhablahblahbalhab super simple. and stealing fromanother bar? makes ya more negative and me more more more more more mor emor moermoromeroemroemroeroemroeoremormeore! hiiiiiiilaaaarious.

its not a high speed chase or nothing .-. it’s about i love you babbbbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.eeeeee. i love my babe =) babe says stuff like super interesting to me. it’s true love with us =) whyyyyyy? because i dunno but i gotta find out! It is because he’s my heart! He is the heart that wanted me truly! and he is the heart that wanted my happiness truly =) and ummm he is good and i am good and he is maybe saw me online or heard about me omg what is this @_@ gosh. He sees me in the sun .-. cooooooooooooooool i didnt see him in a sun .-. i just love the sun .-. like hiiiiiiii!

flowers omg where does he get flowers! he mustbuy them for his mom the sweet thing! i kow he’s sweet....... isn’t hee!!!!!!! yeah he is .-. he is a simple man ._. he would buy his mother flowers ._. thasssl. I dont need  white tan - ^- hmph because i am light skinned ._. so’s my boyfriend now .-. aweh goshy. i liked him tan<3 i Love you Tan. You are goorrrrgeeouuuuusussssssss.....and beautiful i forgot what you look like thought nevermind i know what it is ^_^ i hid it =D ahhahahahahahahha seccccrreeeetetttttt yYAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYA HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA  wheeeeeeeee my WINSTON! This is gonnabe a private post ._. I’m hella tipsy. nvm It can be okay .-. lol i wanna say stupid drunk but i won’t.

when you are this beautiful you wont’t oner others is  idiea ii have but i i want to talk to you win ston about who i am ai aanm in love in no waay is a joke to i i wsnt thikning about slope ikn cnvidfkjnfkfd;lfvnfbkfbbfbnbkbkfbkdfbnkbnbfbfknfbknbnkfbnknfbknfbknnbkfknfbknfbknfbknfdbnnfkdbknfdbnkfdbnkfdbnkdfbknfdnkbnkfdbknfdbknfdbknfdbknfdbkndfbkndfknbdfknbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfkbndfknbdkfnbkdfnbkdnfbkdnfbkdnfbkdnfbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfbnkdfbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfknbdkfnbknfdbknfdbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfbkndfbknfdbkndfbknfdbkndfbkdnfbkfndbkndfbfkdnbkdfnbkdfnbdkfnbfkdnbdkfnbdkfnbdknfbdkfnbkndfbkdfnbkndfbknfdbkndfbknfdbkndfbknfdbknfdbkndfbknfdbknfdbknfdbkndfbkfndbknfdbkndfbkndfbknfdbknfdbkndfbkndfbknfdbkndfbkndfbknfdbknfdknbkfdnbknfdbkndfbkndfbkndfbknfdbknfdbkndfkbn

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so i have to help the devil to be good to you huh

SO I hope they just have what their heart should haveL

Love, Jenny.

and ours.

and for dustin i hope he can focus on the way to the lord to be good to love i can want him to can know the words and can know from who.

and winston first though ,-.

I hope for my earth to be just how it is just supposed to be.

yayyyyy.

Winston<3 

I hoope for Winston’s worst day to be understood as a good day (: and all of his days making the best days he could ever have (: muah and that he can know from who wants it. muah.....

i love winston and we are pray for me B)

yaaaaaaaaaaaaa 

Fathhhhhhehhhrrrrrrrrrrrrrrsssossssssss 

Um I possess them

I;m meek I can understand that I naturally make them like me and they naturally like me and they naturally are into me and are about me and would die for me and crazy things like that and they would like die ot be with me and stuff but dunno how ._. and then they just wanna do other stuff instead of be obsessed with me but im a superstar ._.

I want them to can know to be obsessed with me instead of other things that are like things i dont like because its like. sin......

I want real souls to get the fuckin picture too. They are nonlove. They call themselves Real All Love Lost. and it’s real so i wanna kill them. back up please. That’s what’s been going on. They are not born of Love. They are born of sin. They are born of an innocent good and an evil witch bitch pirahna woman. and they give birth to devil children and the devil himself wherever. They are stupid but we have to kill them unless i didn’t kill them all already. So another technique I’m going to use is to just desire my just Love to just form a just right right in just eliminating them right just now.

ANOTHER TECHNIQUE ILL USE IS TO JUST DESIRE MY LOVE TO JUST FORM ANYTHING RIGHT THAT WILL JUST ELIMINATE THE RALL.

CHECK STATUS IS ELIMINATED. PEACE!

FUCK WITH ME BITCH. I FUCKING HATE YOU BITCH ASS. BITCH! YOU MOTHAFUCKIN ALIEN ASS BITCH! I was 18 when i sacrificed myself to save us from aliens, things we don’t know. I got raped over and over to get raped by the Devil and shit and so i like sat through it all to just find out a lil secret so worth it don’t worry and then i just set out to kill them all. wolf gang.

So I have a true love and everything my Princey Prince and he is the besty best for me n I love him and I do his homework for him. I work for the Lord actually lol and I’m hella qualified so dw. uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh damn that was crazy bitch.

i Like mah liofe yanno i lioke mah liofe. Mah Liofe is tha shiet. I love you Father<3 and Mother<3 and Mommy and Daddy :3 

I am the Lamb RAWWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RAWRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RAWRRRRRRRRRRRR! HAHAHAHHAHAH =) I do good stuff only. I talk to ya yanno. lol. amyways I like Love no one gonna take it from me n mah babehs hmpphhhhhhh! i h8uomfgomfgomfgomfogmofmgofmgofmgfomgfomgfogmfg. 

I’d rather like understand myself now i did it cause i was working and stuff again and then i found out the rall thing so i just wanted to get them whats the fucking word omfg i just wanna make them non existent. There we go. 

That then. I just desire my love to just make the nonlove just nonexistent just right now. 

GOTTA MAKE SURE. I HATE YOU THATS WHY HOLY FUCK CAN I KILL WITH HATE.. HOLY FUCK I HATE YOU SO THAT YOU FUCKING ARE NOWHERE NEAR LOVE. GTFO. I HATE YOU FOR BEING RALL AND MORE BACK. BITCH. I JUST DESIRE FOR OTHER GODLY PEOPLE TO JUST CAN KNOW WHAT I FOUND AND DO WHAT I CAN JUST SHOW THEM TO JUST HATE THEM FOR IT AND MORE BACK, PLEASE!

I HATE THEM FOR IT AND ETERNITY BACK! AND AGAIN!

SO like i said i have eras. and if you’re interested just um make a receiver in your head or phone lmfao and then you can order stuff like amazon for free on me. I’m not into like the economy it’s fucked up cause of stupid shit anyway. So feel free. You can have so much stuff love ya. 

I think of good stuff only. The devil crossed my mind when i was 18 i was scared and my mommy had to sleep with me. 

So no i don’t make deals with the devil I work and I’m a out of college student and I think of my own things and no one really respects that but I do and they should.

Ummmmm Okay. The world is not what you perceive it to be... if you take the time to think about it it’s about Love and so you should think about Love and about it in your family and then at school you learn things like that are good too but with the information i would give to people it would just be like understanding the topic itself. I used to do it all the time but i am not really that good at remembering things or something. .-. so crazy cause when i said that i said i am. and stuff. ,-, Love muhself omg feelin muhself. yuh.

I’m sure you’ve heard. 

So Gossshhhhhhhh

I was busy Winston I had nonlove to get rid of ._. DO YOU UNDERSTAND???? LIKE THOSE CRAZY RAPIST PEOPLE WHO MAKE YOU MAKE ME FEEL THIS WAYYYYYY. LIKE OWWIE IM JUST SO FRAGILE BABE GOSH NOW I HAVE TO KILL THINGS TEARS OMG ITS SO DISGUSTING I HAVE TO DO IT IM SECRETLY IN THE ARMY AT HOME CAUSE I DONT WNANA WEAR THAT CLOTHES. N IM A PRINCESS. GOSH. IM THE SECOND COMING OF CHRIST. YA IM YOUNG AND I LOVE TO BE YOUNG IM FREE AND I LOVE TO BE FREEEEEEEEEEEEEE~ HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA wheeeeeeee thats my songgypoo(:

lmfao twenty one pilots

LMFAOOOOOOOOOO LMFAOOOOOOOO LMFAOOOOOO NIGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH WINSTON! LMFAO LAUGH WITH ME. 

WISH WE COULD TURN BACK TIMMMMMMME NAH NOT ANYMORRRRRR WOW THIS SONG USED TO MAKE ME SICK .-.

MISERY BUSINESS ._.

LOL(: IM SO STUPID. 

YOU ARE NOT TO BE SCARED FEAR OR WORRY. its in the bible page i opened to ._.

I have a bible with the Devil’s secrets I took it to his house n everything ._. it told me Love can kill so i killed them or something ._.

There’s like a breeze.

I just wanna talk to Winston but after that accident on my Ipad I just wanna cry omfg we both want what i had to say and it was in my eyes and like omfg such a tragedy so not good so Father I want what it was ): unless you want it as glitter. Thats the cutest glitter ever u_u but nows i gots nothin to say. and i wanna say somethin! like omfg puhlease have something else to say cause he wants it. ummmm

today i took from nonlove and i took their all. i hate you nonlove. So i did it for us. Please stop thinkin im a secret agent cause I’m likea maiden lmfao. omfg. so hilarious. I go to this house now though. and I have drugs again. eeeekkkkkkkkkkkk. 

 I love you um i write better but i was tipsy i dont normally drink or anything. but i took a few shots last night and snorted some shiet.

So I really gotta go .-. dunno what i did while I was typing this. I have an idea but I don’t really know what to think about it.

[todokori-kun]

(sorry for disappearing, I had to go to bed ^^;;)

It says the video’s unavailable in my country ;-; gah. I’ll go search it up on youtube later and see if there’s a different video

You might not believe this, but I don’t cry while watching anything. I FEEL the pain on the inside and it hurts a lot but I just can’t cry XD like, the closest I got was when I watched the last movie of the Hobbit trilogy and that was only because the Hobbit/LOTR series has been a part of my life since I was tiny and my mom got me to read the books. And even then I didn’t actually cry; my eyes started stinging a bit but no real tears. I also got close while watching Inside Out, which was a little annoying because I didn’t even like the movie that much- I just related to the ending scenes (the family feels) and suddenly got all emotional because of that.

This is gonna make me sound like a heartless monster but I didn’t even cry during the last episodes of Your Lie in April…

(I’m a crybaby in real life, though LOL seriously anything can make the tears start falling to the point where it’s actually kinda frustrating)

Hisoka’s the trash LORD. Almost equal with Furuta, really.

It’s weird, though: a lot of people call him a pedo for his reactions to Gon but I don’t think that’s what it is…it’s not an attraction to Gon himself as much as it is an attraction Gon’s abilities and what he’s capable of? (which is still pretty creepy tho lol)

Yes, you should be done with him. Throw him back in the trashcan where he belongs. (he does have a really good voice though)

TYSM ;-; I’ll send you some soon, then! <3

Oh, my sister’s too little to watch most anime, but I’ve let her and my cousin (who’s just…seven? Eight? I think?) watch a little bit of Attack on Junior High. They ship Annie/Bertolt and both of them are huge fans of Annie and Mikasa. Also Levi, sorta.

I also let my sister watch the first episode of YoI (I forgot about the naked Viktor scene until it was actually happening but decided that it’s probably ok since it’s nobody makes sexual comments on it and besides, stuff like Doraemon shows 100% nude characters anyway). She didn’t get everything that was going on other than the fact that Yuuri lost and had to go home but Viktor was going to teach him how to skate again, but she liked it a lot and she kept singing ‘History Maker’ non-stop for a LONG time. She’s learning cello right now and she also kept making me show her cello covers of History Maker on youtube.

I’ll (probably) try to take it slow :) and I’ll definitely let you know when I start playing/finish a route!

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE DOING TO MY HEART WITH THOSE PICTURES. NO. STOP IT. I REFUSE TO STAY IN THIS FLASK- I REFUSE TO ADMIT DEFEAT-

(seriously though wth that middle picture is adorable)

Idk how it ended up that savage. I swear I wasn’t trying to be mean *innocent smile*

TYSM, Luna. What would I do without you?

But wait, you had a hard time writing Evans/Kimblee headcanons? Here- 

‘Evans: KIMBLEE NO

Kimblee: Kimblee Yes ;)’

that is literally the only headcanon you need for this relationship.

I just think Nishiki/Luna would make such a cool, sassy couple. Like, all other people and ghouls are just peasants next to the two of you, step aside Touken- bow down to the real king and queen

Still gonna try tho because tbh Greed/Luna keeps turning into a bigger OTP :) (I’m seriously really happy you’ve enjoyed all my headcanons up ‘til now though <3)

I used to 'like’ (‘like’ as in 'you’re a fun character to analyze and make headcanons about but you’re also sorta terrible’) and still find him an interesting character, but not as much as I used to…probably becase I’ve been losing interest in Kuro itself lately? Like, I still like it and I’m not going to drop it, but this arc dragged so much that even the plot twist couldn’t completely save it for me ;-; and nobody can deny that Seb IS trash. So on second thought, I ship Seb/Luna as more of a frenemy/enemies thing LOL please destroy the trashcan demon Queen Luna

I actually really liked Pietro and I’m still not over the fact that he had to go and DIE

Hange-Luna friendship would honestly be amazing. You’d always be joined by Evans-Moblit though lol

(Ok ok ok but after realizing that some of Tatsuo’s earlier designs look a LOT like an even leaner, meaner version of Kimblee…what if Kimblee was Tatsuo and Naomi’s oldest sibling. Imagine that messed up family. Oldest child is a mad bomber who’s been in jail for years. Second child is an bloodthirsty sloth who just DOESN’T CARE, ok. Third child is screaming on the inside 24/7 because her brothers suck.

Tatsuo likes his big bro’s style but thinks the explosions are a bit extreme. Naomi hates both of them. Just, I’m having so much fun imagining the family reunion when Kimblee gets out of jail.

Also if Kimblee actually DID care about his younger siblings to some extent, let’s go back to that Hamilton AU. Shuu, if you thought Tatsuo’s reaction to the Kaneki Pamphlet was scary…)

Tysm for answering my random, sorta creepy question ;-; that’s a good way to deal with things :) I just asked hoping to maybe get some advice because I’ve been having trouble expressing/dealing with anger lately and it’s just kinda painful XD

OMG. I’ve always wanted to do aesthetic edits but I still don’t quite get how to do them (I don’t have photoshop and it seems you have to pay to download it so I have to figure out how to do it on Gimp (which I do have) or somewhere else…). These are AMAZING! The masquerade is lovely, really reminds me of some sort of fairytale, the Ballerina one is beautiful and has a 'classic’ feel to it, if that makes sense? (Also loving that Hamilton reference, it fits perfectly.)

Luna’s mood board is so pretty though. Love all those pastel colors and that 'seductively takes off glasses’ XD Also just from the pictures I guess you like sweet food?

And wow. If the Blue one was really inspired by me, it’s creepily accurate (though those sneakers are too nice for me, I’d probably ruin them lol). Especially that 'overthinking always’ pic. It's amazing, I could stare at it for ages, tysm <3

Um, for ideas/suggestions…aesthetic edit for Saiko/Urie, our shared OTP? Or one for Shuu/Kaneki? Maybe? If it’s not too much to ask? ^^

btw, do you have playlists you listen to nowadays? Like, I’ve gotten obsessed with a ton of songs lately so

No worries, I went to bed shortly after that as well ^^ I completely understand that there’s a big time difference between here and Korea ;)

Ah, that’s a shame :/ Hopefully you’ll find a version that plays, because it’s a really tranquil song ^^ 

We’re opposites XD I can’t remember the last time I cried because of something that happened irl, but anime gets to me very easily (however, none of my friends know that and I always feel a bit smug when we’re watching sad movies and they’re bawling their eyes out while I’m unfazed). Aw, that’s actually adorable! I’ve never read or watched LOTR, but I’ve both read and watched The Hobbit ^^  At this point I can’t even say I’m surprised at that… What’d I expect anyway XD (about Your Lie in April)

Speaking of trash, I recently read a book that landed on the top spot of ‘Trashiest books I’ve read in my life’ and I’ve read a lot of books, so that’s not an easy feat. The whole time I was reading it, I was more or less like ‘Is this girl (protagonist) for real?’ Basically, she’s the typical ‘perfect, beautiful’ girl and her character flaw is supposed to be that she’s cold, but since she’s so intelligent and pretty, everyone worships her like a fucking goddess. Of course, she’s also skilled in combat and intrigues everyone, including the hot love interest, his hot friend, their hot enemy and probably all of the other males in the world. Most irritating thing about it? The book ends with the sentence ‘Let’s go home’. Obviously, that sentence has a lot of emotional value to me (Hideeeeee), so seeing it used in a supposedly bitter-sweet scene in such a bad book really makes me irritated. Do not underestimate the number of people you’ll reduce to tears with that sentence!

It’s… it’s still creepy as fuck, even though it’s not directly pedo… Yep, I’ll just return him to the trash can. He belongs there. ((I haven’t even watched the anime XD))

Ah, by the way, completely random, but do I curse too much? I’ve noticed I started cursing a bit more lately ^^;; So if it makes you uncomfortable, just say so!

Aw, that’s so cute! Junior High is actually a pretty good anime, though a lot of people I know would disagree with me. My favorite part was probably the one where they summon Levi by throwing a plastic bottle into the paper bin. The only thing I wonder about: Just what were the writers smoking when writing the script? It’s nowhere near as random as Hetalia, but it’s still very random. Worryingly random. I can’t believe I actually spelled that word correctly on my first try. Wow. 

I ship Berthold with happiness. Actually, I ship that whole universe, especially some individuals (ARMIN) with happiness. I ship Annie with Armin more, though. The blond OTP is cute~

That’s adorable! You probably know all the lyrics by now :P Did she ever learn the cover or nah?

Well, no one’s gonna blame you if you do route after route ^^ That’s what I did anyway *looks away with guilt* How’s Rod so far?

This is the moment where I put even more Urie/Saiko pics but the internet here is so shitty that I’m pretty sure it’ll die before I manage to load a single one. Yay.

I know, I almost melted while searching for those pics T^T Urie/Saiko gives me life. Ishidaaaaa come ooooh

Yeah, suuure, I totally believe that. Evans never meant to roast the flame alchemist. Nooo

Ahahahah, yeah, probably XD Who knows, maybe you could stop him from blowing up a building or two. Maybe. 

I cry. What did I ever do to deserve a friend this sweet? The last time I saw something that almost gave me diabetes was when I was watching Sweetness and Lighting, and it still wasn’t as cute as you! 

Honestly, I’m not exactly in the Kuro fandom, but the manga is intriguing enough for me to keep reading. Also, the art style is really pretty! And some of the arcs are my all time favorites. Not to mention, the little shit that is Ciel has somehow become my adopted son XD The thing Bassy would hate the most about me: I’m allergic to cats. I get a rash and start sneezing when near them. It’s gotten better in the last few years, but I’m still weary near them. Not to mention, getting red and itchy all over as a kid hasn’t really made me develop much liking towards the furballs. 

Well, what about the X-Men timeline? He appears there as well, right? I mean, I haven’t watched those movies, but I hope he’s alive there. I hope. 

We’d be the duo everyone is scared of, because we probably blow the lab up on a daily basis. You and Moblit have to take away the explosives XD Levi would (seemingly) hate me even more than Hange, cause I’m full 5cm taller than her, which makes me 15cm taller than him. Wow. He’s tiny XD And that just made me realize Armin and I would have that cute couple height difference, only I’d be the taller one :P I’m one of those people who are convinced puberty does wonders to him, though. Seriously, just google ‘Older Armin’

That’s... a very messed up family to say the least. Just. Wow. How can so much tragedy be crammed into genes?  Shuu better watch out when Kimblee hears what happened with his sis XD Somehow, I think that Kimblee’s version of Congratulations would involve shit blowing up.

It’s no problem ^^ If you want to ask any similar questions, feel free to! They’re not creepy at all. You should hear some of the shit I ask at times...  I hope you find a good way to deal with anger soon ^^ The only thing with my answer is that I rarely get angry, I mostly get frustrated. I’d recommend drawing as a way to express feelings. Bring out the red colors and murder that paper XD

Aah, I’m so glad you like them! I was really satisfied (ha) with them, since they were done in a rush ^^ Most of them were born from me finding one pic and thinking ‘I want an AU based on this pic’. For the masquerade, it was fans and ballroom, ballerina History has its eyes on you and the shoes. 

If you offer enough chocolate and/or cookies, I’m willing to sell my soul. I wish I was joking. I’m not.  I’m glad you like yours ^^ I was thinking about showing you the ones I made and was like ‘Why not make one for you?’ I remembered you saying you like blue, found some pics and ta-dah! It’s really fun to do, and it’s nice artistic expression for someone who can’t draw for shit XD

I’ve only managed to do Shuu ;-;

((It actually looks more like it was meant for Kanae XD))

Tbh, I’ve tried to do the other ones as well, but it’s pretty hard to find pics that fit =3= I’ll keep trying tho ^^

Also, I made one for Rod, since he’s your first route, but it’s actually spoilerish, so tell me when you’re done and I can show it to you ^^

I mostly make my own playlists, and the ones I have right now have a lot of Ed Sheeran, a shitton of soundtracks, a few idol songs and probably more remixes than it would be considered healthy.  Also, while looking at my playlist to answer this, I realized what I liked in a song: The beat.  Which actually explains why I always seem to prefer remixes more than the original song and why I’m a sucker for Woodkid songs, especially Run Boy Run and Iron.  Also, I adore soundtracks. I’m content listening to just those, especially if they’re fantasy or medieval XD

I get my pictures from Pinterest! A lot of artsy pics are uploaded there, so it’s easy to find what I’m looking for ^^  I hope you’ll start making your own edits soon! I’d definitely love to see how that’d turn out ^^